HEY BILL!
>>80313628
What?
BILL COME ON IT'S TIME FOR THE RACE WAR
leave me alone. I don't feel well.
Race war man, come on!
Race war?
>>80313628
you can be captain
i'm gonna be sergeant
reminder that Italians aren't white
>>80314732
i cant help but hear that soul absorption sound from dark souls when i see this image
IS THAT WENDY? BRING HER. NO DON'T BRING HER.
SHE'S... WHAT IS SHE? ITALIAN? YEAH, DON'T BRING HER.
OH THERE'S ONE!
NEVERMIND HE WAS IN A CAR!
WKUK was pretty hit or miss for me. They have about two dozen skits that are absolutely hysterical to me, and everything else is either mediocre or completely unfunny.
>>80318291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7em7AGiR7BA
>Do you have any last words?
"YES. JUST. THREE."
>>80318291
That is how most Skit shows go. Look at Chappelle show and SNL. The only one that keeps a solid record is Monty Python IMO.
>>80318291
the first season is great
>>80318436
I like the Monty Python one better personally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SwTLjzHUxg
>>80313628
>race war starts
>force to join the spic drug cartels
>raiding white stranglers for weeks, one day come across white hipster upper class family refugees trying to flee and shoot them
>slaughter them, only 1 blue eyed pale white girl manages to survive
>brothers about to rape her ass, i betray my brothers and gun them all down
>not a hero, i just want to keep the white girl for myself
>bring her inside a rubble building and tie her up
>dress her up in a beautiful white wedding dress
>constantly do her blonde hair and play with it, smell it, lick it
>tell her to call me racial slurs while she holds me or else i'll rape her
>make her say white people stuff "Like oh my goddddd like oh my godddd like i need a pickle right now W. T. F " while i jerk off in the corner
>would make a shrine to keep her in
>would worship her and call her my aryan goddess and talk to her daily saying how i worship her whiteness
>would try to kill as much people as i can and bring their heads as offerings to her saying i killed them for her
>i dont care how scared, confused or horrified she is i'll treat her like she's my queen
>i wouldn't rape or her but i'd cuddle with her against her will and occasionally kiss her on the cheek and rarely on the lip
>keep doing this in my corner of the race war until someone comes and kills me
I just want you guys to know this is the shit thats going down in a race war.
>>80319773
what's wrong with u
>>80319773
I am surprisingly okay with this.
>>80318436
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
>SHUT UP!
>
I hate American comedy but that guy is hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhufrnT4818
>>80313628
topkek
I have been thinking of this every time RACE WAR gets posted.
>>80313628
Why is American humour so shit?
>>80320982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HnslJrk09k
imo this is his funniest bit
http://youtu.be/0-Lvv1f5Qu4
>>80321893
I meant the fat guy.
>>80322091
>new pearl harbor
fucking perfect
>>80313628
I wanna be inna race war :(
>>80319773
hAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS RACE WAR NOW DESU NGLa
>>80316578
I hear this
https://youtu.be/pwcE4yaBACQ?t=70
>>80324643
at 1:10 that is
>>80324733
>t=70
You're good, bro.
>>80313628
RACE WAR NOW
>>80318291
The civil war on drugs was pretty funny imo
>>80320982
idk why the fuck i laughed at this stupid shit
