Why aren't you #funemployed /pol/? Don't you realize the true freedom of doing no work and getting a cheque every month from the government?
>>80307580
>/r9k/: the woman
>>80307580
I actually like my job.
t. European History professor who enjoys teaching people
Let's see your profile. I bet you're a real catch
>>80307580
I make loads more money than you, plus my job is brain-dead easy
>>80307962
What do you do?
>>80307580
>mfw I triggered people and got banned
>mfw I still fucked a nigger though
We will all be on basic income when the robots takeover
>>80308044
Obviously sucking dick
>>80307580
At least you can prostitute yourself when the political pendulum swings back too hard and you lose all "benefits", most of us don't have that option.
>>80308214
When do you expect that to happen?
>>80308121
nice man!!! really productive and doesnt project even the slightest hint of autism!!!
>>80308413
>Not detecting satire in the slightest
I fucked this bitch.
>>80308044
$14 hour night shift manager at Mcdicks
>>80308044
chef at wendys, 100k a year, 1 inch cock
>>80307789
You're really jonesing for that boner eh? Sorry bb
>>80307580
Just got a job in a lab, let me describe the makeup of my training class
>me, white male, normal
>2 other normal white guys
>white numale (literally 8 inches shorter than myself and other normal guys, each about 6'2")
>2 poo in loo chicks that dont understand shit, can't fill out paperwork to save their lives
>black guy, presumably from Africa, has a long complicated name but goes by a westernized name, very nice guy
>other black guy that looks straight out of high school musical, soft spoken but funny
>short white chick that appears desperate to burn that African coal
>literally filthy frank the asian grad student, very nice guy
>whitest black girl I have ever met, nerdy and talkative
>>80307738
Europe doesn't exist, you're crook.
>>80308543
I really hope you didn't buy her a drink
>>80307580
no idea how to do it.
probably cant past autism test
or cheat the system somehow
its fine i dont mind monotony, as long as i get cash to full my self-fulfilling hobbies.
>>80308543
she was disturbed by your profile yet offering to buy her a drink was all you needed to do. fucking women
Not a good enough actor for autismbux, so I'm stuck working at Walmart until my casket closes.
>>80308543
Post the rest that's awesome
>>80309376
Its that easy. I mean, I am charming in person. But alas... Still bleached her.
>>80308652
she likes playing with animals? aww, that's cute!
>>80308543
moar
>>80309435
whats the better gig, walmart of sams cuck?
>>80309007
you're the only thing here that doesn't exist.
DaxFlame lookin ass bitch
>>80308779
Here's what happened this morning
>talking to some of the guys, the normies appear to be going into my department, and the African guy has the same position as me but different department, pretty kewl
>black girl and I know some of the same people, talking about Pokémon Go
>somehow topic of Dallas shooting come up
>numale goes on a rant about how racist the cops are and how we need to ban guns blah blah blah obviously trying to get in black girl's pants
>black chick goes full moon man, screams at him about not knowing the sniper was black, supported by BLM which is a terrorist organization, and that he shouldn't talk shit if he never lived in a ghetto like her
>African guy says that a lot of the black people he has met are here's and the whites are the nicest people to him
>hsm black guy says that he doesn't hang around many black people because they are all gang members in the area he us from, only had white friends
>numale looks stunned, murmurs something and walks out for like 20 mintues, doesn't say a word all day
>coal burner just keeps on smiling at African man
>papa frank high fives black chick
I feel like I'm in the twilight zone
>>80309845
Fucking mobile keyboard mang
>>80308543
Moar, fucko
Don't leave us hanging
>>80309769
based kid
>>80308543
>>80310085
protip his response was "lol nah its just edgy social commentary so when are you free?"
>>80307580
But I am.
My work is cyclical and by contract only. So in the off periods I can claim unemployment from California while living in Texas. I just bought an AR-15 here using a California-issued unemployment debit card lol, not to mention a PS4 with multiple games and plenty of tendies from the grocery store to boot.
>>80307580
>cheque
>>80310326
this, fuck outta here with your monarch lingo
>>80307580
>I am looking for someone to tell me I'm pretty, buy me drinks, love me, and make me breakfast
She just described a one night stand.
I guess that's what "funemployed" sluts do.
>>80310085
I just gave her my number, she texted me, and I called her and spoke to her in person. Chatted for a bit, decided to get a drink, went out. My roommate wasn't home that night, so I brought her back to my place, we drank more, and just fucked. There really wasn't too much more to the tindr convo.
Jokes on you, I'm own four brothels and get tax free buck for doing almost nothing. All generations of my family back to 1760s were pimps.
>>80310187
I don't think she's ugly but he was literally the first person that came to mind. She's like a prettier, feminine version of him. I don't know how to feel about it.
on another note, why the fuck would you brag about being "funemployed" to potential suitors? I guess she's atleast being upfront about not wanting to contribute at all but FUCK that is tacky
>>80309845
Story from first day
>didn't know numale was bluepilled at first, just looked like small nerdy guy
>figured out quick that he had a crush on black girl, he kept staring at her
>he decides he's gonna go talk to her
>"go for it dude chick's dig confidence"
>see him walk up to her
>starts talking to her
>suddenly see her face go from "I'm tired leave me alone m8" to angry ass black woman
>numale walls back after getting reamed out for 5 minutes
>ask him what happened
>"I don't get it, I asked her hard how it was being a African American woman getting into a field dominated by straight white males. I even told her that I could understand that being an African American woman is difficult and she could ask me for help if she needs it"
>call him a retard
>"that's offensive, my brother is autistic"
>mf
>>80310266
Checked.
Sounds comfy as fuck.
>>80307580
Because i am not a degenerate who drains society's resources and yield no return on the investment whatsoever while I please myself with booze and tits (or in her case, booze and BBC).
This is why we should mandate welfare recipients occupy themselves in productive ways. To aviod whores like this.
>>80310859
lmao. Liberals really are the most racist people
>>80308121
This screams 'little man syndrome'. You are trying so hard to compensate for something and it reeks of desperation.
>You're above having close friend roommates that share a common bond because you have evolved to a high plane of existence beyond just petty primitive things
>You insist all other viewpoints are weak, except for yours, because you are the true alpha of all men
>You brag that you are a good cook but have never heard the concept that demonstrating your positive qualities is something you are supposed to SHOW, not TELL
>You are into degeneracy
>You capitalized Faggot
You didn't even deserve the she-boon desu, the human race would be better off if you never existed.
>>80310700
scum of society in generations: the post
I am. It's fucking great.
I slept all day and made the same money it would take working a 5 hour shift.
>>80308543
This is old as fuck, I've seen that already, believe me. I hope it's true though, faggot
>>80310859
Last good one
>tired as fuck in the morning
>sit down between two black guys because of there being more people in the classroom than normal, someone took my seat
>no biggie, have gotten to be buddies with them
>instructor for the day comes in
>redhead, LONG red hair
>tiny waist
>cute face
>b-c cup tits
>and then
>Dat ass
>fucking god tier, 133957/10, would sleep on at night, want to get my face in there, bounce a quarter off and get change, bouncy, juicy, bubbly, filling out dem jeans to the seam, perfect ass
>seriously, I can't get the damn thing off my mind, never seen anything like it, woke me the fuck up and was on my mind all day
>look to either side, both black guys are losing their shift over it
>all three of us practically "ooga booga where da white wimmin at?" As she walks out, and I'm as pale as they come
>numale overhears us talking about it
>"you children are disgusting, she's an intelligent human being, not a piece of meat for you to ogle at"
>before i can say a damn thing black chick fires back "I'd fuck her just for her ass alone, and I love dick, maybe you do too if you cant appreciate an ass that fine"
>lose my shit, me and my new ass loving brothers are dying
>numale'so face goes red, turns away
>frank gives black chick pic related look
>>80312057
I know its old, I need to work on posting new conversations.
It just cracks me up.
>>80310545
Why so humourless? :^) We're still neighbours.
>>80307580
Because I smoke a lot of weed and being a leech can't fund that.
I work in social media advertising.
>>80309845
Is this what it's like being around educated people?
Sucks being a poorfags wageslave surrounded by retards, not saying I'm smart either.
>>80309647
Being kind to animals is a sign of a good, virtuous mother.
>>80309650
There isn't anymore OP is a dirty liar
>>80307580
Because I smoke a lot of weed and being an unemployed leech can't fund that.
I work in social media advertising.
>>80307580
>doesnt work
>believes in traditional roles when it comes to who buys what on dates
>is looking for actual love
she sounds like wife material to be honest as long as you make her make breakfast for you
>>80312557
I never posted that conversation you're talking about.
>>80312763
>is looking for actual love
Don't you mean she's looking for free shit and compliments to boost her self esteem? Is that love?
>>80312244
I have a soft spot for bad bitches like sassy black girl
>>80312496
Educated people are still fucking stupid. Having a master's has proven to me that just because you are in a STEM field it doesn't mean that they know how the world works. Here's a small example of numale being a tard
>numale just moved to area from big city with rich parents
>bitches about not being able to find fresh organic produce anywhere
>our area is the biggest agricultural area in the state, heck probably tristate area
>tell him to just go to the farmers markets, they are literally everywhere
>"oh I don't buy my own groceries, my mom buys them and brings them to me once a week"
>his mom lives 6 hours away
>he can't get his own fucking groceries
>says he's the most independent person in his family
>black chick calls him an idiot, bets that he can't even cook fucking potatoes
>"I don't like the taste of potatoes"
The guy has a master's and wants to get a phd
>>80312574
>Because I smoke a lot of weed and being an unemployed leech can't fund that.
>I work in social media advertising.
And I eat jumbo shrimp
ITT: Mad wagecucks
>>80313397
If I wasn't married and never saw the ass of the gods I'd be on her like one of her kind on a watermelon. She really is the whitest looking black girl I have ever seen, pretty sure she is mixed and straightens her hair everyday.
>>80312350
Not for long, the wall just turned into a dome!
>>80314352
Will electing Kevin O'Leary as Prime Minister solve our problems?
>>80307580
so she wants a mom?
