3 beers, 3 slices of pizza. AC set on 55, in a womb of blankets, half asleep, as I enjoy the ensuing race war. 8/10 comfy here.
>>80271509
>white
>going to work fast food
>niggers are main "customers"
Not very comfy :(
>>80271679
Pray to moon man, my mcbrother.
>>80271679
try to work the grill and you wont have to deal with them too much
>>80271844
Thanks dubs
>>80271509
when i wake up after sleeping in room with ac on i feel clammy and gross
>>80271509
Any man saying he wouldn't bang her is a fuckin homo.
>>80271509
that's tomomi motozawa in case anyones horny
>>80271509
Thought I was pretty comfy until I realized my face isn't buried in that girls cheeks.
>>80271509
>AC set on 55
How fucking high is your energy bill?
>>80271509
damn i wanna fuckin gnaw on her ass cheek
>>80272196
Most appreciated burgerfriend
>>80271509
>8 beers
>vidya
>not very comfy due to no happenings where I am
Come on something happen in Britbong
work from home, cheap rent, fast internet, 2 AC units, several kinds of energy drinks, booze, weed, home gym, several computers, own a gun and a taser
yupppp
9/10 comfy as fuck
>55
>>80272196
Thanks mate, time for a good old waggle of my todger
Waiting for a job interview in soft Clinton territory. 3/10 nervous as fuck not so comfy
>>80271509
You don't work?
>>80272500
was that last bit made up on the spot
Oh look more off topic garbage. You faggots need to fuck off back to /b/
>>80271509
>got up at 4am
>have to leave to catch the bus soon
>hungover
>didn't eat dinner last night
>10C, raining and windy
>not sure why I agreed to do Saturday work
About a 2/10 on the comfy scale.
>>80271509
Work in an hour, but AC at 65, boxers, kettle chips. 6/10
>>80271509
I'm pretty comfy, i'm covered in sweat and lifting weights. Perfect AC 58 degrees and a fan behind me. Loaded AR-15 and 8 mags under my bed, loaded tactical shotgun within arms reach, loaded Glock 26 on my desk.
Gonna left weights till I goto sleep, I am pretty comfy here for me.
Sucks I have to get up early for a handgun class that lasts all day tomorrow.
>Chapped lips
>No food left in the pantry
>Don't wanna go out into the 100+ degree weather to get anything
Like 3/10
Also I want to bury my face into that ass
>>80271509
>hemorrhoid suddenly popped out today
my comfy couldn't be much lower atm fampai.
3/10 comfy still though since I've had much worse desu
>>80272590
You do realize that not everyone works a Mon-Fri, 9-5 job right?
Pretty comfy. is it strange that there is a chink restaurant in my city and they have real life chinks there, but i dont see any chinks outside their work place?
>>80272598
Nope, this is really how we speak
You cheeky cunt
>AC on 55
Is OP a fucking yeti?
>>80271509
I've had 45mg of morphine (modified release, so I had to chew it up) and 150mg of tramadol. Just picked up my prescriptions today too, so I've got a coup[le of hundred pills in stock, not worried about running out for a couple of weeks. Got 40 (well, 36 now) B&H Gold, plenty of tea, got the whole night to myself and no need to get up early tomorrow.
comfyasfuck/10
>>80271509
i punched a girl in the face for no reason and kicked a crippled litle fuckers ass, going to fap to the jones town tape later, what the fuck have you done today?
throwing bricks at random little children from a truck doesn't count
