In 5 years this will be your average 13 year old white male in western countries.
how does it make you feel?
>>80271422
>male
Turned on, I wanna fuck his boypussy
>>80271422
i fucking hate that swoop hair
>>80271422
Well what do you expect him to look like, a fucking tank? Puberty will probably straighten him out in a few years.
>>80271422
>tfw sissy white bf.
>>80271662
>>80272743
I want to put my brown refugee cock in dis lil nigga
>>80273082
Sweden YES!
Pretty aroused, tbqh.
>>80271422
Thank God my dad raised me as a man. Even though it was a suburb, I never was allowed to be a faggot
>>80271422
Gotta say that he's got a cute face. If he was a she with tits and poosy, I'd smash it.
When that cute young male grows into his grown man face, he's going to be extremely attractive to the females and he's going to fighting off the pussy with a hammer. I'm jealous, tbqh.
>>80272743
that last post lmfao
>>80272743
Did the jews make me addicted to girlcock?
>>80271804
Das my hair nigga.
I have a huge fucking five head I have to wear a fringe to cover it
20 year old girl?
>>80272743
Why are white men so gay?
>>80271422
he wouldnt last in ancient greece and rome
>>80271422
EUROPEAN NEOTENY
(and endocrine disruptors)
>>80271422
POST MORE NATHAN
>>80274944
>>80275092
aoow
>>80275092
AOOW
>>80275340
>>80275236
>>80271422
I looked like that when I was 12.
Now I'm an ugly NEET
>tfw dad cut all my hair off when he saw the video of older boys combing me
>>80275895
hello my white friend
That's normal grooming between guys in religious schools, boy choir etc. I thought this is a Christian board.
>>80276034
JUST
>>80271873
oh, what was the name of this elf manga? I remember it was cute and lewd
>>80271422
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/pederasty
>>80276038
what do you want?
>>80276231
you got dubs in your id check em
>>80271422
>vast corruption and treason occurring in america
>whites not doing anything about it
Ya i'm pretty sure they already won long ago.
>>80276034
How did his dad find out?
>>80275767
It is gay. But not a meme. It is genuine want from these post.
>>80276458
he was lurking /pol/ and /r9k/
>>80276034
that eyebrow tho
Older brother combing younger brothers hair.
Little boy needs to grit up. He looks like a slack jawed pussy.
If he were my son, I'd give him a buzz cut like a Marine and not some hairy cunt.
>>80275767
why are you this much of a dumbass
>>80271422
I'm straight, but I simultaneously want to beat him up and rub oil all over his chest.
*smacks you with ping pong paddle*
>>80271422
It has already happened to me and I am trying to resist.
>>80276374
to make Argentina great again
>>80271422
he's like 12 calm the fuck down
>>80276616
he a qt
>>80276616
*slaps you with big black dick on your mouth*
Bad boy
>>80276616
BLACKED when?
>>80276616
Is there any more Nathan material?
This thread has given me a respectable chubby
>>80276615
Then you're not normal. That's pedophilic. If it's not, it's gay.
>>80276963
This. BLM should kidnap him and livestream a 24 hour gangbang to show whites their place.
>>80271422
This fuckin kid looks like a younger me. Wtf.
>>80277103
You look like a faggot.
im glad im high test and will make 5 white children
>>80276240
I am greek and i approve of this
>>80276034
Good. Looks 100 times better already.
>>80277204
>Finland
>White
REPORT AND SAGE ALL SHILL THREADS LIKE THIS
>>80277159
Cool.
Wow how can we compete???
>>80276034
This makes my brown refugee cock limp.
>>80277366
By raising your wife's son
>>80277681
delete this
A run down of this
There was a 40sec webm that appeared in the /brit/ threads on /int/ (the webm link actually first appeared on a gaming board but its not important because it started gaining traction in /brit/) posted by a classmate of the 17yo cameraman in the school. People were immediately attracted and there were discussions on whether it was a girl and how cute it was when he let out a "aoow" when the comb caught in his hair during the first brush stroke. So the webm was posted occasionally in /brit/ then it moved onto r9k, and thats where shit really hit the fan, daily threads were made in his honor, originally dubbed sissy brit boi became sissy chan or comb sissy prince, comb prince etc, comb prince lore was created, obsession really took off, everyone wanted more nathan material, so the search for the original video it was cut from started, search for the school was on too, the original 14min video was eventually posted but i knew instantly it was the classmate who cut the webm in the first place that posted the original because there was no way we could have traced the original vid from the info from the webm. Anyways with the video found, so was the 17yo cameraman and the video turned out to be a vlog of a small school band of autists and weirdos, was hella cute, the cameraman was lured onto 4chan and we eventually found out that he has been banned from talking to the comb prince once before because of his age and weird antics around younger boys in school. It was then known that the father of the comb prince cut off all his hair once seeing the original video of him being combed. Then under pressure from us, the cameraman also loving his new found internet fame tried to entice the comb prince to make new videos for us showing him posts like>>80272743 which was a huge mistake because the combboy got scared and because of the use of the word sissy thought we were bullying him, snitched on the cameraman to the teachers and parents and 4chan fucked it up
>>80275092
aoow
>>>>>>>>>white """""""people"""""""
>>80277047
Moron, he looks like a girl tbqh. It isn't gay
I don't get it: why do you faggots like little boys? He looks like the type of bitch faggot to say he fucked your mom on Xbox. He looks like a newfag shitposter. WHY DO YOU WORSHIP HIM THIS WIMP
>it's another "/pol/ gets angry at the fact they will never ever find love" episode
>>80277566
>Sure the bull is filling your wife's womb with superior black seed every night but at the end of the day it's YOUR house she's living in and YOUR food she's eating, so who really wins
>End up raising your wife's son better than the bull ever could
>Feel the smug satisfaction as your wife's son comes to YOU and not his biological father whenever he needs money
Whites fucking win.
n-no homo
>>80277681
Reported NSFW
I looked like this when i was 13. Everyone does. You cant become a Chad before puberty you retard
>>80277727
Why does 4chan keeps ruining honest white men?
>>80277681
Gross
>>80277727
lol links plz
There is literally nothing wrong with guys being a little feminine looking in their look and mannerisms.
It does NOT imply they're beta in attitude.
>>80278020
>red board
>>80276034
NO! why??? BAD
you can see how the lustre and playfulness is gone from his eyes already
>>80277998
>implying his biological father cares.
>implying he won't be more trouble than joy.
You are deluded.
>>80271422
If he wore nice blue dress I would let him suck my cock
>>80276034
this is how numales are created, through uptight dads who think they know it all 2bh
>>80278119
Sverige ja!
>>80278460
It's a very American insecurity with masculinity that drives all of this. Everyone is always trying their hardest to distance themselves from homosexuality, as if it the perception of being beta actually effects who you are.
>>80276034
>>80278460
Are we still pretending he doesn't take it up the ass?
>>80278801
Kek
Did you have muscles of an adult at 13?
>>80271422
Those eyes are beautiful, imagine him looking up at you with those gorgeous eyes, staring deep into you as he sucks on your massive throbbing cock.
>>80272743
Only on 4chan. You gotta love this place, the raw humanity that is displayed here can't be matched.
>>80278691
Numales get created by feminist, domineering moms.
If your dad is an asshole, you'll likely be straight.
>>80278820
WHat worries me more is people who make an association with being feminine and being homosexual. I've seen plenty of feminine guys who are quite straight.
>>80278933
he is my waifu
>>80277912
Answer this fir me, bevause You guys have reached a new low: worshipping a wimpy little boy for your jared the subway guy fantasies
>>80271422
Is that even a boy? It looks like a very ugly girl? Macy Williams kind of ugly girl.
>>80277311
>mexico
>white
>>80278820
The boy is british and from l o n d o n you'd think the dad would be more accepting of his sissy son but no
>>80271422
Is there an actual video of this? Or a webm with sound?
>>80278933
>thinks pedophile cucks have huge dicks
MY SIDES
>>80278965
Nope. Much like in the way if your parents are conservative, you will lean liberal, if your parents are uptight, you will run in the opposite direction.
Uptight fathers to boys create a MASSIVE guilt complex. That child grows insecure as fuck, and he becomes numale. If the parents understand boundaries, how to create an environment where discipline is key but they still have enough freedom to grow - that's when success happens. Anything less, and it's numale central, or just straight up junkie hell.
>>80271422
y
>>80279281
There is.. a whole 14 mins worth of nathan footage
>>80279527
Give it to me.
>>80277912
>>80279077
>wimpy little boy
thats the whole point famalam, he has just a touch of femminess without being too OTT
>>80272743
>>80271422
Every single white person, male or female, craves the big black cock.
>>80279783
Norge ja
ok
>>80275369
>Don't forget you're hime forever
>>80277366
That girl is popular norwegian blogger "Voe". Not in a relationship with the black dude, not a muslim, not her kid.
Picture is her an the actual boyfriend.
>>80279598
Purely for research purposes? Right?
>>80271422
I'm fine with this.
All the 18 year old girls immediately start looking for older dudes who are actual men.
I've gotten more 18 year old pussy in my 30s than I did when I was 18!
>>80280359
Oh of course.
someone post the full vid I had it but lost it
iirc even his voice was qt
>>80278469
>red board
Lurk moar
It's already happening.
>>80271422
cute desu
>>80280359
Just post if senpai
/pol/ likes little gay young boys?
You aren't even surprising me anymore.
>>80280554
INB4 sauce plox
why are blond kids so qt, i wanna kiss him no homo
>>80280554
Terrible gag reflex, how would he even manage the massive rager I have now?
>>80280438
>>80280465
http://youtu.be/WcmwPMkoReY
>>80275092
aoow
>>80280554
Wtf, that has to be a girl. I thought "she" was pretty cute.
>>80280787
Why is he so cute, Would he like my brown penis?
>>80280780
>>80280866
She's an actualy woman, unfortunately
a camwhore called kittens
http://anon-kittens.tumblr.com/
>>80271422
if/when i have kids (im gay + hate women so idk if i'll have kids) my kids will be much more prepared to not get btfo by the real world but also have great knowledge of the finer points of life, like dragon dildos
>>80275092
Aoow
>>80275092
aoow
>>80281063
>She's an actualy woman
An actually woman, you say...
>>80277727
I hate this fucking shithole so much
>>80281063
Ok. Good. She's a woman, I was beginning to question myself because I could usually tell if it's not a woman or not.
>>80281256
yes an actualy woman
>>80281415
>>80280787
>that voice with that accent
hhhggggg
>>80274124
>>80274944
>>80275092
>>80275369
>>80276981
>>80277260
>>80280554
>>80271422
The eyes. The facial expression. That shit he's doing with his lips. Real fucking gay.
>how does it make you feel?
make me what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WcbbUIumRA
>>80271422
it makes me feel my dick hitting up my pants
>>80280348
>knowing bloggers
på tide å vurdere selvmord kompis
>>80279610
He's a dude you cock sucking slope
>>80280348
>that cuck
>not in chastity
>>80280554
Thank you Jesus Christ and Kek, had this one actually been a boy I was done for.
Why are white boys so gay?fucking faggots day fo the rope couldn't come sooner
It's over.
So many soft, weak faggots everywhere. Women are whores...niggers everywhere...Thank god for alcohol that's all I gotta say
>>80282005
who
h
o
>>80281679
Imagine him moaning as you fuck his tight little hole.
>>80275092
aoow
>>80282005
im a #playstationrocket now
>>80282014
>So many soft, weak faggots everywhere. Women are whores
The solution writes its self
Fuck the soft, weak faggots
>>80271422
>Trying this hard to look passive, beta and cute
Where the fuck do these faggots get this behavior from?
I mean sure I used to fuck myself in the ass with a wrist exerciser but I sorted it out myself when I was 12 like a normal kid.
>>80282094
Aoow he is a qt, I would ravage his boypussy
>>80274124
greece loved faggots though
http://exhentai.org/g/666306/7f0041faf1/
>>80274011
What is the pic implying?
>>80282438
that we here on /pol/ will put text on images and it will look serious
>>80275092
"aoow"
>>80280554
that's Kittens on motherless you silly cunt
>>80271422
Gives me an erection, tbqh senpai
>>80282094
imagine mate pressing him while staring into his wide green eyes
Holy fuck this thread is /r9k/ cancer
Saged and Reported
This is now a kill all faggots threads
>>80277727
reminds me of Katie
>>80282005
sauce
>>80282763
Kill yourself faggot you are insane.
>>80271422
i think thats a lesbian girl no memeing
>>80282969
Kill yourself faggot
>>80282971
it's only gay to receive
>>80282862
>>80282971
seems like someone is in the closet~
>>80282862
This is beautiful before and after. More please.
>>80282268
Not sure what you mean...probably some sick, demented thought I would guess.
Reminder that all faggots will be brutally murdered on the day of the rope
>>80283175
day of rope will never come~
>>80283090
>>80283094
GO back to /b/ faggots. It's not OK to be a sodomite I pray a nigger beats you to death.
>>80283175
Homophobic Greek
KEK
>>80282094
Jesus christ lads.
>>80282971
>>80283050
>>80283175
you wouldnt lay a finger on our comb sissy prince
>>80283237
>>80283255
Fags die God laughs
>tfw you will never be forced to suck on a big cock then fucked against your will and cummed inside
>>80283278
seconded
http://imgur.com/a/clKrC
>>80283313
Kill yourself degenerate freak
>>80282971
>beaten by ruskis
>some blood (LOL)
>not swollen up with broken bones
>>80277727
>these are the people i discuss white nationalism with
sigh
If you thought us Millenials are retarded, wait till you see the Gen Z or the Plurals, maybe they'll be the last generation.
>>80283338
m8 are you alright? Why do you have countless pictures of bruised and beaten men saved ready to post the moment you're triggered?
>>80282094
>>80283278
Kill yourselves faggots. Disgusting mentally ill abominations
>>80283253
the whole sodomy being illegal thing comes from the Jews lad, Europe and especially Greece has a rich history of sodomizing small beautiful boys
>>80275092
THIS IS NOT AWOOVMENT. I think I liked it better when we shouted degenerate at everything.
this time I'm out.
>>80283360
CURRENT YEAR is best year
>>80283360
Kill yourself faggot shitskin you are sick. I pray you die a slow painful death. Die trash
>>80283253
>GO back to /b/
But you're the only one posting /b/ tier shit LOL
>>80283478
this tbqh, we're just reclaiming our rich heritage that was wiped out by judaism
>>80283478
Kill yourself weeaboo pedophile faggot freak.
>>80276231
A Friendly Orc's Daily Life
>>80283472
>>80283399
>>80283338
>>80283253
>>80283175
>>80283050
>>80282971
>>80283561
>>80283651
>Greece
I hope you realize Greeks are synonymous with boy fucking.
>greece posting images of nonwhites beating whites
true colors are shown~
>>80283478
They actually used to put gays to death in most of Europe. For example in Germany they used to put them in bogs alive and sort of suffocate them.
>>80283603
No you are the mentally ill abomination posting pro fag propaganda on /pol/ of all places. Go back to your containment board you faggot loving weirdo
>>80283651
>the greek is hating himself, he wants to submit to his ancestral leanings and be a manlover but he cant and he expresses this self hatred outwardly
I bet $5 your dick is hard already. And if I win that'll be enough to buy the land your house sits on
>>80283651
>posting muzzies hanging fags as model behavior we should emulate
back to Anatolia with you Mehmet
>>80271422
Why be a white male when you can be an absolutely fabulous white girl that men fantasize with a little makeup and some hormones?
>>80283561
But greece, you invented boy fucking
>>80283763
broofs?
never heard of laws in Europe predating Christianity that targeted faggotry
>>80283338
>implying jesus was not a complete faggot
>>80283802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHh3ykPQEl4
>>80283737
Not an argument. Greeks were the first people to adopt Christianity. Fags should be put to death they are abominations. Kill yourself
>>80283811
Kill yourself faggot gook abberation
>>80274054
You wouldn't understand, it's a patricians fetish.
>>80271422
kinda like a wanna be the sissy
GO BACK TO /LGBT/ FREAKS GO BACK TO /LGBT/ FREAKSGO BACK TO /LGBT/ FREAKS GO BACK TO /LGBT/ FREAKSGO BACK TO /LGBT/ FREAKS GO BACK TO /LGBT/ FREAKSGO BACK TO /LGBT/ FREAKS GO BACK TO /LGBT/ FREAKS GO BACK TO /LGBT/ FREAKS GO BACK TO /LGBT/ FREAKS GO BACK TO /LGBT/ FREAKS GO BACK TO /LGBT/ FREAKS
>>80284136
Kill yourself freak. Get the fuck out of my country.
>>80284154
wogolgologoglooo!!!!!!
MODS MODS MODS
>>80284027
>I'm a fag
I just think it's funny that a Greek is calling for the death of all boy fuckers.
>>80284027
> Greeks were the first people to adopt Christianity.
and what a mistake that was, yikes
>>80283338
>>80283399
>>80283472
>latent faggotry is strong with this one
>>80284027
man greece sure is edgy today
hope you realise your heritage literally revolves around sticking your penises inside boy holes
>>80283737
I hope you know that the only reason you think that is because recent faggot culture has focused so much on that to try and normalize it in our society.
>>80275092
aoow
>>80284154
pay denbts
>>80284214
make me bitch
bisexuality has been part of our race for thousands of years.
Go read Plato if you want to learn the virtues male love.
>>80284229
>>80284262
>>80284289
>>80284305
>>80284314
I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. MY SECRETARY, FOLLOWING A BARBARIC BEAVER BEATING THAT SLOUGHED OFF HER UTERINE LINING MORE EFFECTIVELY THAN HER OWN MENSTRUAL CYCLE, INFORMED ME THAT MY TWO LEAST FAVORITE ARTISTS, 311 AND SCOTT STAPP, WERE RECENTLY INVOLVED IN A SCUFFLE. HISTORICALLY A MEDIATOR, I FLEW IN MY LEARJET TO MEET THE TWO BANDS. THE TWO GROUPS WERE WHINING LIKE ANNA NICOLE SMITH AFTER INHERITANCE MONEY UNTIL I PREPPED THE MEMBERS OF 311 FOR THE IMPENDING IMPALEMENT WITH A COMPREHENSIVE COATING OF NUT NECTAR, GLUING THEM TO THE GROUND. AFTER SUSTAINING A BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA TO THE HEAD FROM MY CROTCH CRUSHING CONCUSSION CANE, STAPP WAS TAKEN 'HIGHER' THAN EVER BEFORE AS HE WAS BOUNCED LIKE A BABY UPON THE Z-MAN'S TWO-TON TROUSER-SCHNAUZER, WHILE THE 311 MEMBERS WERE HELD CAPTIVE BY THEIR OWN ASSHOLES LIKE BOWLING BALLS. THE FORCE FROM MY CULVERT-SIZED COCK SPLITTING STAPP APART WAS ENOUGH TO CAUSE HIM TO DEVELOP DUAL PERSONALITY DISORDER. AS STAPP PROCEEDED TO BLEED TO DEATH, MY STEADFAST SLUT-SPEARING SON-SIRING SKINFLUTE BURST THROUGH THE LEAD SINGER'S BVD'S, CAUSING HIM TO BREAK OUT INTO A RAPE-INSPIRED RENDITION OF 'COME ORIGINAL'. I COULD ONLY INTERPRET HIS SINGING TO INDICATE IT WAS TIME TO FINISH UP, SO I BURIED THE ALT-ROCK GREAT IN A GOOEY GRAVE OF GONAD GOULASH. MY GROIN YETI IS NOW THE SIXTH MEMBER OF 311, I GUARANTEE IT.
>>80284323
>>80283105
>>80282270
the greek childfucker has an ally!
*claps*
*applauds*
*cheers*
>>80284395
>>80284402
>>80284372
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON MY RETURN FLIGHT HOME FROM MADRID ON HOLIDAY, I WAS AGHAST TO LEARN THAT THE AIRLINE PATRON SEATED IN FRONT OF ME HAD BECOME OVERLY INDULGENT IN THE COMPLIMENTARY SPIRITS OFFERED BY THE FLIGHT CREW. HIS UNRULY BEHAVIOR TOWARDS THE OTHER PASSENGERS WARRANTED A SWIFT AND RATHER UNSOLICITED EXERSIZE SESSION OF HIS VULNERABLE ANAL CAVITY. STANDING TO SPEAK HARSHLY TO THE MAN, MY WONDERFULLY WICKED WOMAN WOOING WONDER WIENER FELL TO THE FLOOR OF THE AIRCRAFT WITH A TERRIFFIC THUD FROM THE BERMUDA SHORTS THAT HAD SOMEHOW CONTAINED IT PREVIOUSLY. HIS SCREAMING PLEAS FOR MERCY AND FORGIVENESS ECHOED IN THE OTHERWISE SILENT CABIN, AND I SUSPECT THEY WILL RING FOREVER IN THE EARS OF THOSE WHO BORE WITNESS TO THE DRAMA AND FERVOR WITH WHICH MY GREATLY-GIRTHED GATLING GONADS PIERCED BOTH HIS HERSHEY HIGHWAY AND THE SANCTITY OF HIS VERY SOUL IN UNISON. UPON SATISFACTION OF MY LESSON HAVING BEEN TAUGHT, I RELEASED ONTO MY ADMIRING ONLOOKERS A TORRENTIAL TESTICULAR TSUNAMI THAT MADE UNWILLING MEMBERS OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB OUT OF EVERY PERSON ON BOARD FLIGHT 606 TO NEW YORK CITY. I GUARANTEE IT.
wooog!!! wooooooooooog!!!!! ! ! :( wooooog!!!!!!
>>80271422
why do you have a video of a little kid getting his hair combed?
bit of a creeper pedo, are you?
>>80271422
your own fault for not being a father to your son
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I'D BEEN HEARING A LOT LATELY ABOUT THE MERITS OF THIS CHUCK NORRIS FELLOW, SO I THOUGHT I'D PAY HIM A VISIT- ZIMMER STYLE. AS I APPROACHED HIS HOUSE, I HEARD A TWIG SNAP BEHIND ME AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE CAME THE LEG OF THE ONE AND ONLY CHUCK NORRIS. LUCKILY MY REFLEXES WERE TOO FAST FOR HIM. MY MASSIVE MASCULINE MEAT-PIPE BURST FORTH FROM MY FINELY-TAILORED TROUSERS, ENSNARING HIS LEG WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND ANACONDAS. HIS ONCE POWERFUL INSTRUMENT OF DEATH THUSLY DESTROYED, HE WAS COMPLETELY POWERLESS. I DECIDED THAT THAT UGLY MUG OF HIS WAS NOT UP TO ZIMMER STANDARDS, SO I DETERMINED TO DELIVER A MAKEOVER HE WOULDN'T SOON FORGET. HE BEGAN TO CRY LIKE A KITTEN UNDER A STEAMROLLER AS MY PULSATING PELVIC PILEDRIVER DELIVERED BLOW AFTER BLOW TO HIS EVER-SOFTENING SKULL. AS I FINISHED OFF MY FLESH-SCULPTURE, I REALIZED THAT I HAD FORMED HIS HEAD INTO THE SHAPE OF DEVIL'S TOWER. THE SHOCK CAUSED ME TO LET FORTH A FLOOD OF CAUSTIC COD CREME THAT BURNED OFF THAT RIDICULOUS STUBBLE HE CALLS A BEARD. HE'S UNCONCIOUS NOW, BUT HE'LL SOON WAKE UP. HE'S GONNA LIKE THE WAY HE LOOKS. I GUARANTEE IT.
>>80284440
Hey, I might be a child fucker, but at least I'm not some kind of faggot.
I've never felt this limp in my life. Disgusting homos.
>>80272743
those people are dangerous
>>80284420
>>80284484
>>80284535
im actually loving this slow descent into madness that's going on with you right now
but >>>/b/
>>80284027
>advocating ignoring your rich and proud heritage to submit to a cuck religon from the middle east
leonidas would have put a spear through your head, kek
>>80284562
>>>/o/ven
>>>/g/as chamber
>>80283561
You are literally on every LGBT post in /pol/, how deep in the closet are you?
>>80284597
lmao at least you're funny
I, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON A RECENT BUSINESS TRIP TO TOKYO, I FOUND MYSELF IN A VIDEO ARCADE, WHERE ONE OF THE LOCAL TEENAGE BOYS WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE UP FOR HIS UNFATHOMABLY TINY TWAT TACKLE BY PLAYING "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION" IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF JIGGLY-CHESTED JAPANESE JAILBAIT. SCOFFING AT HIS SCANDALOUSLY SIMPLISTIC SKILLS, I PROCEDED TO LIBERATE MY TWITCHING TESTICULAR TRUNCHEON AND SWING ITS PRECIPITOUS POUNDAGE INTO THE YOUTH'S FACE, CRUSHING HIS SKULL AND FREEING THE MACHINE. I THEN ACHIEVED A RATING OF "AAA" ON THE SONG "MAX 300" USING ONLY THE RAPID RIPPLING OF MY RAUCOUSLY RIGID RAMROD. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE WET-PANTIED WOMANLY WATCHERS WERE ALREADY IN THE THROES OF PASSION FROM THE OVERPOWERING SCENT OF MY TORPID TESTOSTERONE TUBE, SO I LET THEM GATHER 'ROUND FOR A GROUP HUG OF THE GARGANTUAN GIRTH OF MY GORGEOUS GUY-GIRDER BEFORE CONQUERING EACH OF THEIR QUIXOTICALLY QUIVERING QUIMS WITH A FURIOUS FOUNTAIN OF FROTHING FUCK-FOAM. MY HIGH SCORE HAS NEVER BEEN BEATEN. I GUARANTEE IT.
>>80284704
>how deep in the closet are you?
Nice meme
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I KNOW MOST OF YOU PROBABLY ENJOY STAR WARS. WELL, SORRY TO SAY, IT WASN'T LUKE THAT BLEW UP THE DEATH STAR. IT WAS ME AND MY LENGTHY LENGERIE LIGHTSABER. SO I WAS FLYING AROUND IN MY X-WING, SKILLFULLY SHOOTING DOWN ENEMY TIE FIGHTERS, SLOWLY ENGORGING MY VEINY VAGINAL REAPER. EVENTUALLY, MY IMMENSE IMMEASUREABLE INPREGNATOR GREW TOO LARGE TO FIT IN MY SHIP, AND ME AND MY JABBA FLEW OUT INTO SPACE. AS HORNY AS A PEDO AT SWIMMING LESSONS, I FLOATED AROUND LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO BUST A NUT AND RELIEVE MY LEVIATHAN LOVE LOAF IN. I SPOTTED THE DEATH STAR AND IMMEDIATELY STARTED TO THRUST MY TWAT JOCKEY INTO IT. STROKE AFTER STROKE I STARTED SINGLECOCKEDLY DESTROYING THE EMPIRE'S ULTIMATE WEAPON. AS MY SUPER SPUNK CANNON SLOWLY SWELLED WITH SAC SAUCE, I FLAILED AROUND IN ECSTACY AND HIT DOWN SEVERAL MORE TIE FIGHTERS. MY MIGHTY MEAT MISSLE TWITCHED WITH HAPPINESS AS I QUICKLY FILLED THE DEATH STAR WITH MY FUCK STICK'S FETAL FOOTSOLDIERS, OUTNUMBERING THE ENEMY BY 1000 TO 1. THE FILLING OF THE STRUCTURE WITH MY PECKER PHLEGM CAUSED IT TO EXPLODE LIKE A VIRGIN'S CHERRY ENCOUNTERING MY CERVIX SLAMMER. THUSLY, THE DEATH STAR WAS DESTROYED BY ME, NOT LUKE SKYSCHLONG. I GUARANTEE IT.
>>80284617
This entire thread shouldn't even be here
MODS!
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>>80271422
It's a girl.
>>80284704
LGBT doesn't belong on /pol/
In Greece even today I have heard stories of boy fucking in villages even 40 years back, an older guy was telling me that his father friends engaged in it and every village had an effeminate boy.
People here don't want to talk about this in Greece, but I bet it still happens. Personally I don't see a problem with gay sex if you are the giver.
>the culture that brought boyfucking is now raging against it
Cannot make this shit up
>>80271422
i want to peg him
>>80284908
the lgbt movement is political too, you know
>>80284999
Of course you would Muslim
>>80285078
Fags should be locked up in the asyluum. They are mentally ill aberrations and have no place in a healthy society. You are a freak
>>80280787
>that voice
>>80285078
It's not 'politically incorrect', though - and besides, this thread isn't political. It's a bunch of cancer from /r9k/
>>80271422
>how does it make you feel?
That making threads asking "how does it make you feel" and "what do you think of" or any variation thereof should be a sitewide permanent ban.
>It's a country that invented faggotry spams a faggot thread
>>80285233
So much in denial of your own sexuality?
