How the fuck is this dude doing it?
>>80258887
mexican mob = mexican government.
assimple as that.
Watch this doc and it'll tell why Mexico is fucked and why El Chapo will never be secured
Gold or Lead?
>>80258887
>>80258887
He didn't do shit. just nigger twitter TRYNA MAKE MEMES N SHIET
>>80260294
stupid limey its "plata o plomo?"
necesitas aprender mas puto
>country full of spics
>functioning
>>80258887
I'm calling bullshit until I see a link.
>>80258887
>How the fuck is this dude doing it?
Mexico is not a "real" country... it is run by the drug cartels...
Build the Fucking wall between USA and Mexico.. 100 ft high and 50 ft under ground... Israel did this to separate out the Muslims and bring peace and it WORKED
>>80258887
EL CHAPO IS DEAD, YOU FUCKING RETARDS!
>>80258887
Combination of money and shit inducing fear. Works every time
EL CHAPO HE'S MY FRIEND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ch1FUVupR8
I bet the prison employees are scared shitless of him and give him plenty of opportunities to escape.
>>80260873
mexicans are more crafty than muslims
Not true.
>>80258887
Because it's not a real prison in America.
>>80261615
This bitchmade faggot is the biggest retard on the planet. What a tragic existence.
>>80258887
You can basically break any law you want in Mexico if you are willing to shell out to law enforcement.
Source: Paid a beat cop $300 to not confiscate my hydrocodone.
>>80261949
Just think of all the Mexican jobs that will be created building the wall
It's a twitter rumor you tits
>>80261949
mudism hamstrings muds, being crafty is harem, not kidding either, mudism is explicitly anti knowledge, science, cause and effect.
>>80258887
Fucking Mussolini hat trick.
>>80258887
>mexican intellectuals
>>80262276
Wall isn't going to be built by messiholians.
>Pay corrupt hacks (aka all of them) to let you out
>they do
wtf? I hate el chapo now????
>>80258887
>How the fuck is this dude doing it?
With ease.
So we told el chapo to escape from prison... and he did it the absolute madman!
>>80258887
>How the fuck is this dude doing it?
MEME MAGIC
>>80259019
Mexican crimals=Mexicans
>>80258887
he had help from a fem cop, she got fired after el chapo released her nudes online
>>80262207
Damn dude, you could have bought him off for $40. Did you even try bargaining?
>>80258887
>How the fuck is this dude doing it?
lmao are you srs?
bribe ya moron
>>80262962
insist on uncensored version... is she now doing porn?
>>80258887
Why don't we just extradite him to a country that's not fucked? I doubt he'd be able to escape from Ft. Leavenworth
>>80262962
hot
I wouldnt mind her arresting me if you know what I mean ;^)
>>80258887
It's called corruption.
This Summer is great, many happenings dammit.
>SUMMER
>>80263150
seconded.
>>80263127
Seriously why the fuck do we allow women cops and prison guards, what a joke lmao
>>80262207
KEK
you could have paid him off with 300 PESOS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a chump
You made that cops entire month
>>80263150
>>80263483
>2013+3
>being this shit at google
pathetic
whatever, here you go fampais
>>80258887
THIS IS A BULLSHIT THREAD - IT'S EVEN IN THE NEWS THAT SOCIAL MEDIA IS REPORTING IT, BUT IT HASN'T HAPPENED.
Also, OP is a faggot.
>>80262207
For that same $300 you could have had sex with just about any Mexican
>>80258887
ask Hillary
>>80263814
okay I take it back. this is gross
flat is justice
>>80258887
It's not even impressive really.
The entire mexican government is helping him so how would it ever be hard? lol
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
Oh wait he can because he's a billionaire.
> rumors
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/528702/El-Chapo-escapes-prison-drugs-kingpin-baron-reports
>>80262962
are you telling me this man seduced a woman to break out of high security prison and then afterward posted her nudes online
>>80263814
Yuck, this is why flat is justice gentlemen.
>>80261615
What the fuck is that thing?
rip Sean Penn
>>80263814
ARGH.... the FUCK... Beautiful face but old grandma tits!
>>80261615
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vAqaUwLg7g
>stitches
>not the Peach Panther
>>80263814
>>80263976
>>80264167
>>80264198
She looks good, man. Those breasts are alright.
t. oldfag
He didnt scape.
Nigger memes are memeing him.
>>80261615
This is a top quality niche post that hardly anyone will understand. I understood it and really appreciate your contribution to the board.
>>80264380
hey gramps, if I was very old and ugly like you maybe my standards would be that low too
for now I will settle with flat and fresh breasts
>>80264477
Ya se desmintio?
>>80258887
if he let some of his cartel guys shoot the police and let it look like the blacks answered now..just to escape...i'll fly to where everhe is and kiss his feet
>>80258887
Source??
>>80260294
Plata o plomo
Silver or lead
Ftfy
>>80262983
He was a really aggressive negotiator and I didn't want to go to Mexican jail.
>walk up to guard
>ill give you 10k if you let me out
>you are now free
welcome to corrupt countries
>>80260510
why don't they just put one in him and end it?
>>80265355
Like yours?
>>80265461
We are advanced corrupt
You pay before going to prison so you never actually go
Sean Penn is gonna get fucked so hard
>>80258887
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
>>80265547
wow I thought SK was actually well off and proper
>>80265602
Please let this happen.
>>80265653
Clearly you didn't because you immediatly questionned it
He didn't escape, retards
You guys have no idea how much money El Chapo has. All the estimatives you see around? It´s much, MUCH more than that. That´s why those rumours aren´t surprising (and have a good chance of being true). He can (and will) throw money at the guards and the people involved until he manages to get away, and if he escapes again I don´t think he will get captured alive for a fourth time. And that´s not a good thing, he has the manpower and the money to make a fucking war against anyone trying to capture him.
>>80266046
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/528702/El-Chapo-escapes-prison-drugs-kingpin-baron-reports
nothing definite yet
>>80265770
I was being sarcastic.
Why so defensive my gook friend?
I never meant to insult your honor
>>80266046
Yeah but everyone knows it's only a matter of time until he does. That's why so many people believe it without first asking for a source.
>>80266169
sheeeeeet
>>80263814
Jesus! OK...was wrong...much preferred censored version.
>>80266169
Ayy lmao
>>80266169
Who are you?
I want this to be true, but it's a fucking meme twitter rumour.
Sean Penn will die by end of this year not by El Chapo hands but suicide.
He's gonna do it watch out
>>80266169
>?
WHAT
>>80266169
>Trump right now
>>80266169
Shit nigger where do you belong, stop scaring us and go back to your planet.
>>80263814
Why is it that Mexican titties always promise so much and then are always such a letdown?
>>80266169
El Chapo is that you?
>>80258887
He is pretty much being let out.
What if this rumor was started by the Sinaloa Cartel to guage what and how fast US response would be? Similiar to how nations violate each others air space to guage how quickly they can scramble their fighter jets. Seeing as the US is working to extradite him and his prison is next to border they need to be sure their next escape attempt won't be thwarted by the US.
someone just put a bullet in his head for the love of god
>>80266169
>El Chapo speaks...
>>80266169
Found the El Chapo
this was proven to be a hoax. or atleast still a rumorl
>>80258887
With the help of Hillary
We had this same hoax a few months ago.
Bullshit till legitimate source says it.
>>80266169
I see you don't live in a country..
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WELCOME TO CANADA MY FRIEND !
> Hillary gets sent to prison
> El Chapo kills Trump
Who's president then /pol/?
Just publicly execute him.
>>80267748
good game in them gogs
>>80267932
>Hillary sent to prison
nice joke m8
>>80267932
Motherfucking El Chapo
>>80265424
>all that excess mortar
>>80264094
like a fucking boss
>>80266169
Ayy lmao
>>80264094
Pretty based tbqh
Why is anyone confused how he is doing it?
"Hey broke prison guard living in a small hut in a corrupt country and can't even afford tortillas for dinner, I'll wire $100k into any account you want if you look the other way for 10 seconds."
That's more money than that guard has made in his whole LIFE.
And that's just the simple explanation that doesn't factor in the corrupt government and other politics at play.
>>80268028
damn str8
>>80264277
Go back to the gym raff, nobody wants you here
>>80263814
I want to impregnate those tits
>>80268317
I won't lie, I'd break him out without a second thought.
>>80260294
Dumb ass, it's silver or lead. PLATA Y PLOMO
>>80268317
>I'll wire $100k into any account y
$100k... Part of one year's income for wife and I... nah... $100 Million... OK
>>80264182
>>80265602
>>80267173
this
his days are numbered
>>80269139
>his days are numbered
So there is a silver lining to this story
>>80264619
Only a faggot or a pedo likes breast-less breasts. Or a virgin who's never sucked on big titties
>How is he doing it
Here's the secret, men like El Chapo don't just get caught, they allow themselves to get caught, it gives their organizations time to restructure and let some of the "heat" (in this case, perceived pressure from the Mexican government to appear as if they are actually solving the problem) cool off, and then using the vast sums of money he has at his disposal, plus a network of moles inside the government who's palms have been adequately greased, he then breaks out. If anyone is confused about how this works, then you are an underage who needs to leave.
Pol has no hope. Pol is dead. Once again swallowing whole bait. Imma make a post saying RIP Nicholas Cage and see how many of you morons will run with it.
http://www.gossipcop.com/el-chapo-escaped-prison-third-time-again-hoax/
>>80258887
Magic Mexican Man.
>>80259249
based movie?
>>80258887
this is starting to be some 70's superhero-cartoon shit. badguy gets captured after some nefarious plot, thrown in jail, only to escape for next week's episode
if mexico is corrupt as shit why don't these cops just shoot him the next time they grab him? this police-ing shit isn't hard, white people have done it for centuries
>>80270209
> why don't cops just shoot him
maybe they don't want to see their whole family beheaded in front of them before being killed themselves with a chainsaw
just a guess
>>80270209
>why don't these cops just shoot him
They are not American police... In Mexico the police fear the criminals
>>80262207
>$300
>to keep some fucking VICODIN
>in.... MEXICO!!
LLLLLLOOOOLLLLL!!!! Pleb shit.
You could've bought like, a half ounce of raw heroin for that and had enough change left over to have a 16 year old hooker suck your floppy dick till sunrise.
Chump
>>80266169
t. El Chapo
El Chapo has enough money and influence to ruin the lives of literally everybody involved with his imprisonment. It would be surprising if he didn't escape.
Mexico being a corrupt shithole means he gets to pay off the guards for cheap.
hopefully he'll murder sean penn
Because he controls at least half the cops, politicians and judges in the country
>>80268154
>oye! chu no lie de waaayy I hecho el wall?
>>80270209
LOL you dont fuck with the cartel. their hitmen are everywhere. they'll rape your wives and daughters and torture your chidren, hollow their fucking bodies out. The cartel is on another level from niggers in the USA.
>>80263814
>latina women
>>80266169
RARE AREARERARERARERARE
>>80264477
You think we can't meme him into escape?
>>80261615
Is this satiric?
>>80270209
This is how the sinaloa cartel retaliates against people it perceives to be intruding on its territory.
Go ahead and shoot their leader though, you're so much smarter than those dumb Mexicans.
>>80258887
Send in US forces and kill him at this point. It's time to #OccupyMexico.
>>80261940
holy shit that pic. my fucking sides are ded
>>80258887
Cause he is the president of Banana Republic.
>>80258887
Let's just legalize drugs and end this bullshit
>>80264094
>seduced
he is a manlet, idiot.
>>80274732
He is a billionaire and one of the most powerful people in the country. You know how many women fantasise about boning billionaires and leaders?
>>80274354
Remind me again why we aren't drone bombing mexican cartels?
>>80274354
do you think they where alive when they were chopped ? i dont want to imagine
>>>80269449
correct
>>80274354
indios are even worst than niggers confirmed.
>>80261615
JUST
>>80266169
Mistery man! what is going to happen?
>>80258887
Because Christians are corrupted lying shit. It's that simple.
>>80275443
Search for some cartle videos they make ISIS look tame.
>>80261940
>>80276257
i think i have enough trauma from ISIS to need and watch what is worst. i dont need this in my life and i dont see how will it ever help me. thanks for the info though
>El Chapo is trending
>Top story is some literally who saying El Chapo has escaped again and links to CNN saying he escaped
>The linked CNN article is from his escape last year
Fuck this
Why don't we shoah the spics, that will solve the problem.
>>80258887
It's because the prisons are built by mexican intellectuals.
>>80276257
Only because the guys are shirtless, using a rusty machete, in the fucking woods at night, and the video quality resembles to an amateur horror film.
>>80261940
isnt this from an Indian cringe photo?
>>80259249
Cant find a torrent for it
>>80276197
Ok Mahmoud
>>80258887
He owns more Mexican politicians than Jews own American ones
>>80276647
not so fast pirate scum
>>80276647
it's on Netflix kangaroo
>>80259019
/thread
>>80261940
My sides are approaching Uranus as I type this.
>>80277000
>roach reporting aus to american FBI
ok
>>80276647
Stream it
putlocker.is
720p
>>80260294
Silver you stupid english fuck
>>80258887
I hope he beheads Sean Penn and Madonna now
>Mexican jails
>>80262962
CUTE
>she will never beat you down with a baton in a grungy Latin American jail
>>80267932
Bernie Sandler
>>80269782
It's a documentary where they try to start a group of people that fight the cartels but the government comes in and corrupts the fuck out of them
>>80269782
It's pretty good
>>80266169
Dont scare the kids yo
>>80277000
>>80277022
>>80277488
>>80277603
Thanks x 4
The guy is a horrible human. I just watched his netflix original tv series, and the dude blew up a plane. There were kids on that plane man. This guy is a monster...
Do girls literally not have a conscious, that they would date him?
>>80262142
I don't get the 100 meme.
I'm a newfag pls halp
>>80263976
>>80264167
>>80264198
>>80266737
>>80267375
>>80272814
am I being meme'd?
Those are pretty decent brown titties.
Would suck
>>80258887
CAN'T STOPPO EL CHAPO
>>80266169
I finally found you!
>>80258887
By paying off the shit corrupt Mexican govt
>>80258887
cant stopo el chapo
>>80278840
Is this bait?
>>80275370
manlet detected
>>80278955
emojis influencing nigger speak influencing emojis.
>>80261940
This is great
>>80262207
I got pulled over for nothing they took 20 bucks and my joint that I had in my box of marlboros
>>80266169
FBI on the way chapo, i want that big reward cash amigo
>>80266169
fuckkkkk
>>80262962
>women """""""police"""""""
>>80263479
The summer blockbuster we've all been waiting for
>>80265454
Because that's inhumane anon
>>80258887
Surely he's now done enough in his life to deserve a comedy movie, where he is portrayed by a mexicanized adam sandler.
just line him up against a wall and shoot his stupid ass
If Mexican Cartels sell drugs in America and Canadians. Who brings drugs to Europe???
Story is fake.
>US buys hundreds of billions worth of coke every year
>Mexican government basically became a coke emporium
>still people don't get why drug lords get to do whatever
Does the Mexican government have ANY credibility at this point?
>>80266169
what did he mean by this?
>>80259019
this made me kek
I think the real issue is the social injustice caused by wages.A cop in Mexico will not do shit for you he is like a mall cop.They get payed shit wage,can legally beg on Saturdays for money because they get a shit wage.they die and there family gets nothing.
There is little no reason to stay clean.Same shit for prison guards.I never hear about Mexican internal affairs.
Police are under-appreciate,because they will probably take a bribe cause they get payed shit
>>80265620
Underrated
>>80276647
Rarbg has it
>>80267375
Pushup bra bruh
>>80266169
>flag
>unknown
FUCK OFF SPACE NIGGERS WE'RE FULL!
BUILD WALL
>>80261940
Based bro.
>>80269782
Its great
>>80285407
Gee I wonder
>>80261615
I often wonder why I just don't become a rapper. It's obviously really easy, I just need to stop having like pride or dignity or something.
>>80258887
fake and gay
>http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-36748012
>No, El Chapo has not escaped from prison a third time
>>80262962
And this is exactly why we don't need female cops. The female simply can not put anything above "being sexually attractive" as a priority so they can't be professional.
>>80272814
Beautiful too bad they got shitty attitudes
>>80274618
What do you think would have happened if we elected Ron Paul instead of big O
>>80285407
made in se asia and get into urop through roachland
>>80275443
If they kept that shit to themselves it be fine but that's not the case
>>80258887
shouts out to that boy
KEK wills it
It's almost like it was written for you OP.
>>80261940
omg
>>80267964
No death penalty in Mexico
>>80264621
yes, all was a joke.
>>80288708
I think this faggot would be picking fruit in the San Joaquin Valley
>>80258887
fuck off nigger learn to use google and not get your news from other twitter niggers
I love him in his mafia suit.
>>80289033
Not officially
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/27/world/americas/mexican-militarys-high-kill-rate-raises-human-rights-fears.html?_r=0
>>80289309
>falling for obvious bait
>>80288968
yet*
>>80266169
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>>80259249
It was okay, but it doesn't really say anything new.
>>80276516
You've been enriched by the BLM nation.
Chapo I know you're reading, pls no more war with Caro k thx bye. Please.
>>80261615
>2:49
>When you see me up in prison you're gonna take a shit
for real? wasnt he in america or somethign?
>>80266169
>El chapo shitposting from ISS while his clone do the time in the pen for him.
>>80274732
Manlets are generally more seductive than lanklets, it's a scientific fact
>>80262142
spics are the continuation of the aztecs, mayans, and other indigenous tribes/cultures. And they were absolutely viscious, batshit crazy motherfuckers. All they ever knew was war.
Its no wonder spics are so shit, its in their blood to be savages.
>>80258887
>Getting trolled by a /b/ Hoax
kill yourself.
It'd be impressive if he actually escaped that many times by himself but he has a army of minions that bust him out. This guy is more impressive. The guy in the video escaped another time by mailing himself out of prison in a crate.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vBrnBmUmVzI
>>80258887
HE didn't escape
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-36748012
>>80278840
>>80285874
>There is little no reason to stay clean.
This attitude is why your country is shit hole, and why it always will be. Respect for the rule of law is a precursor for economic development, not a consequence of it.
>>80263317
What do you mean
>>80266169
Chapo is that you?
>>80258887
>Mexican
>prisons
>>80261940
>>80261940
Sean Penn needs a bullet to the face
>>80285407
We get drugs from South America mostly too. Hard drugs that is. Weed and shit like that is all home grown, except for hash that gets here from Morocco.
>>80266169
Maximum rare
>>80278840
dude wtfffffffffff i hate whatever media jews want me to hate right now
>>80266169
CIA stop posting from work
>>80258887
>google it
>first article says it's bullshit, he didn't escape
>>80285407
Fucking Marry Poppins!
>>80266169
CHAPO?
