Daily Reminder that you are showing your marxist influences when you claim that a "race" war can ever be real.
>>80256448
>geeekyyyy virginnssss who look at panetss
She seems like a wonderful and educated person.
You still have to make it to 30 to become a wizard.
>>80256772
Almost there senpai
Is there much of a change between 26 year olds and 36 year olds?
>14% of men are still virgins by the age of 26
>"LMAO WHO ARE THEY ASKING? VIRGINS? LMAOOOOO"
women are retards
>>80256772
8 more years until wizardhood
>>80256732
would definitely love to listen to her converse for hours
definitely wouldn't shoot myself in the head
>14% of men are virgins past 26
>0% of women are virgins past 17
Really makes you think, doesn't it?
>>80256732
For real. Once you get to college chicks try to take your v-card like a lot.
>tfw 27yo vtech
>>80257068
My uncle is a 60 year old virgin
He's cool as fuck, we go shooting all the time.
>>80257157
Eh where I went to college all the girls are super stuck up and that's something everyone who goes there can agree upon. But when I take a trip to U of I all the girls want to slob on the knob
>>80256448
>>80257335
Has he taught you magic missile yet?
t. 4 more years here
Fucking cunts.
What's the percentage of virgins in India or China? I'm more curious of that since their populations are so big. Moreso for China since there's like 33 million more men.
>>80257652
>specializing in arcane magic
>not specializing in the cool pleasures of frost magic
baka at these fiery cunts that don't know the true pleasures of being a frostkike
>>80258091
I really want space magic. So I can teleport and use gravity spells.
>>80257157
I really don't see your angle here.
The fact that some chicks are pretty loose in collage doesn't really make Emma here sound like an angel.
>>80256448
WaPo had an article last week that showed that 85% of alt right men ((You)) live with their parents, 70% are unemployed, and 93% are virgins.
Age range was 23-40 so it's not like it was kids they were studying. It's a part of being "red-pilled" I suppose.
Lost my virginity with 14, had almost a dozen girl friends by the time I was 21, havent had sex in 6 years because its gigantic waste of time. Dont worry virgins, you've missed nothing. Just dont be cocky in conversations and say stuff like 'sex is for the weak minded' or something along those lines, will only make you look even more pathetic than most people will already consider you to be.
>>80259041
I lost my virginity at 19 and was kissless and handholdless all the way up to that point. I was cringey and wore professional wrestling tshirts and talked about video games all day. If I hadn't grown out of wrestling I probably would've made it to wizard status.
Had a nice sex life up until about 25 and then quit the game as well. I just never found someone who I could stand long term. Every woman I found would base their entire value as a partner on their pussy. It was just a colossal waste of time.
Hopefully race war and sex war soon. All minorities and women will go on strike and we will reach a new golden age of productivity.
>>80258968
>live with their parents
Bad goyim! Don't you want to have most of your income go to rent and prop up your chosen masters?
>93% are virgins
Bad goyim! Don't you want casual sex?
>>80258924
there is no angle
Not everything is an argument
I would have lost my virginity 3 times if only I could actually get it up.
Hello anon
>mfw turning 26 in oct
>It's an "Image overshadows the OP text" episode
feels bad man
>>80261628
POO IN LOO
>>80261628
Tbf, your text was really stupid.
>Hahaaa yeahh, I do not believe this is accurate xxxxx
>>80256448
>14% of the men who actually stopped to talk to a kid with a clipboard were virgins
I only see feminine men taking time out of their day to talk with these idiots.
Nobody knows how many virgins their are or how often people have casual sex because every guy is going to lie and say he lost it at 14 and has sex all the time, and every little whore is going to say she's still a virgin or has hardly had sex when she probably fucked 30 different guys already.
>>80261628
The look of a man after discovering the Hillary Foundation corruption have and you have no choice but to cover it up.
>>80256448
>Lmaooo geeekyyyy virginnssss who look at planetss xxx
>>80265356
That's bullshit whenever I've been asked I've been upfront about saying I've never had sex.
I don't know if I still count as being a virgin though because I've had my penis touched a couple times (through pants of course) and fondled some tig ol biddies a few other times.
I love how your average woman cannot comprehend involuntary celibacy.
>>80256448
>xxxxx
What country does this?
>>80260773
But usually you reply to posts with a post that relates to them.
>race war
>marxist
Pick one. There's a reason /leftypol/ filters "race war" to "nazi masturbation fantasy".
No war but the class war!
>>80266045
>>80257157
>Assuming this is true.
I wish I had studied in 'murica.
.
.
.
Nah. Just joking.
>>80257335
>we go shooting all the time
What kind of spells does he shots?
>>80256448
Emma what the fuck. Emma please
>>80257068
When did the ages change on this? The original one had you become a wizard at 40, point of no return was 30, getting up there was 21.
>>80256732
That's the type that talks with no end about hair, cosmetics and celebrity gossips, and manages to have retarded fucking opinions even about those topics
>>80256448
the concept of a 'race war' predates Marx's writings by like half a century and originated with the Haitian Revolution
>>80258019
Parents have a huge say in their lives so most girls are able to leverage their pussies into marriage with someone if higher social status. You know the way things were before feminist ruined society
>>80256448
I actually want to see this whores reaction when sex-robo-waifus becomes a thing
The majority of you have had more than 20 years to dwell on why you're still a virgin.
What's the number one reason you've narrowed down to being the main reason you are?
>>80267938
Blanks
>tfw not a virgin but had sex so long ago I again feel like one
>>80269459
are you me
>>80256448
>claim that a "race" war can ever be real.
tell that to South Africa
>>80269804
Maybe. Let's fuck, Nigel
Handholdless kissless virgin here. Going to be a wizard in 2 years. I don't know what spell I want to learn first. Can you help me choose?
>>80257136
There are some rare females. Maybe 1% of females. Maybe less. Maybe just one girl.
>>80269459
>tfw haven't had sex in so long, I am sure a virgin could outperform me
>>80256772
Five more years
I paid for a hooker once but im pretty sure i just rubbed it on the inside of her legs so that dont count
i think i'm a schizoid because i genuinely do not give a shit
would be nice i guess but seems like a lot of effort
>>80258968
How do they even identify a sample when the alt right doesn't want to be identified
Maybe they asked the retards who have no problem being identified
>>80256448
POO
>>80268072
Wizardry has always been 30.
Also I am the 14%
>>80256448
This isn't new, the only difference is that those were the ones killed by war, work accidents or in clerical duties in the past
>>80256772
2 years away. I don't need to go to magic school do I?
>>80272038
Im guessing you are 20 years old
I just recently lost my vcard at the age of 27, if it makes any of you feel better. There's still hope.
I am also the 14% and 8+/10
I had to fight off two girls last weekend - I will become a wizard even if I have to fight my temptations while drunk and high on MDMA. It'd feel so much better if I didn't get asked if I was gay every time.
>>80257068
i have no wizard powers only sadness and longing for death.
>>80257335
think of all the money he has spent on himself instead of whores.
One more year and I'll be in that 14 percent.
Then on to wizard status
Then [spoiler]necromancer[/spoiler]
>by 30 only 1% of men are virgins
ALMOST THERE GUYS SOMEONE HELP ME
Turned 24 on wednesday
Havent even talked to a girl in over 6 years
Ive already accepted that it will never happen. Refocusing my time and energy on hobbies and self improvement.
>>80272038
Pretty positive this is my issue, I find the idea of intimacy fairly off putting in and of itself. I have no drive or interest whatsoever in anything other than occasional masturbation, and I also fit the other defining characteristics to a t.
It's not being shy or afraid of making an advance or rejection, I just sincerely don't care.
>>80272690
yes actually
>>80266125
>I don't know if I still count as being a virgin though because I've had my penis touched a couple times (through pants of course) and fondled some tig ol biddies a few other times.
uhh yeah you still are
>>80273392
I'm already there and you don't get any powers. Nothing happened.
>>80269175
Lack of confidence and experience. Have been told I was good looking by like 4 girls and if I had made the move I wouldn't be a virgin but just pussy'd out. Was in a girls bed, french kissing and somehow I still didn't initiate fucking.
>>80273870
It's because of the hormones they put in the water
I am the 14%
>grew up in a christian family
>lost most of my christain education over the years
>only a few things remained - such as the abstinence of myself and my future wife
>turks make fun of me for being a 20 year old virgin
>ask them what they want in marriage
>WELL DUH I WANT DA VIRGINS IS FOR ME ONLY ME BUT YOU GOTTA FUCK BITCHES ON THE WEEKEND YA DIG?
I wonder why of all the things that my parents thought me, that shit had to dig deep into my subconciousness.
I'm an autist who lives with his parents and even I managed to get laid by 25. I don't believe those numbers either.
> geeky virgins who look at planets
what did she mean by this? no, really, what did she mean by this. I'm really intrigued for some reason.
>>80257335
how does a man become a 60 year old virgin?
I mean seriously, this guy even lived in the era before feminism ruined all the women. What happened?
I am the 14%!
>>80256448
lets just go ahead and double that percentage while we're at it
>>80256772
>>80256448
Well I'm one of those 14%. A virgin at age 29. I'll be a wizard in exactly 90 days on October 6, 2016.
And I'm a hapa, so I get "fuck off Asian boy" from white and Asian women.
>>80256448
Marxists didn't had wars of any kind, they solved problems, by locking up mentally unstable people and send them to correction camps. People who wage wars are people who don't know how to remove problematic individuals or how to build a functioning society. There's 0% possibility you would get raped as a woman when walking at middle of night naked in park during Socialism, even if you done it for months. There are people who simply need camp time out to fix society and we should be starting with Jews and Indians.
>>80256448
Who shares this type of shit on their faceberg?
>>80274403
That's what she thinks a scientist is.
>>80274403
She meant that when you're not busy meat gazing, you're busy star gazing, faggot. Go outside.
>>80274809
When you get your powers, can you travel back in time to save me from drowning in pussy?
>>80275039
why shoop it? the original is weird enough
>>80274809
I know the feeling. 30 in December.
It's all gonna end in tears, isn't it.
>>80256772
28 here
I feel like a virgin. Touched for the very first time. With your heartbeat next to mine.
Going to be a wizard next year. Is there even a good lv.1 spell besides Magic Missile? Low level spellcasting is suffering.
>>80256732
>>80257080
>>80268134
anon she is the type of girl that you just stick your penis in her mouth and then you leave
if you find yourself in long talks about cosmetics its probably because you are a beta nerd who looks at planets that she thinks is gay
>>80256448
I know you want poo in the loos to be equal but we can identify race and gender through bones alone and there are IQ differences that cannot be explained by environmental factors including culture.
Race exists and Jews are at the top followed by East Asians (China Japan Korea) whites lWest Asians (Middle East and India ) Latinos and then blacks
>>80274426
>he thinks women weren't just as shallow and petty pre-70s
>>80257068
This is from the mind of an 81 year old virgin.
He also wrote a 15,000 page novel in private and completed hundreds of weird paintings about little girls who had dicks.
>>80269175
manlet
Where the fuck are my /warlockx/ at?
>be 25yo virgin
>will never have a gf
>feel lonely as fuck
>keep pursuing carreer as alcoholic
>>80275901
>little girls with dicks
Good to know that cancer isn't new.
>>80257438
I live in champaign urbana and holy shit is it nice.
>>80256772
WOAH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE, OHHH LIVING WITH MY PARENTS
>tfw chad
>tfw 26
>tfw virgin
>tfw red pilled
>tfw tfw
feels good
>>80276383
>chad
>virgin
Choose in the singular fashion.
i honestly don't understand how any man over the age of 20 can still be a virgin for any reason other than literally being physically/mentally disabled or simply abstaining from choice.
if you're involuntarily celibate for that long, you're probably mentally ill and nature is simply doing its holy work in weeding your DNA from the pool.
>>80274809
why are hapas so mentally ill and lacking in confidence?
i thought it was just a meme
>>80275900
so your uncle is a hideous manlet? even Woody Allen got laid in the 70s
You guys don't know the feeling of being a virgin weeb in a country of normies.
I'm literally like the only virging weeb in the country.
>>80276593
i'd rather be a virgin weeb than be Greek. but if I was both, I'd probably have killed myself already.
>>80276290
The thing is they don't know if it was a sexual thing for him since he never expressed any desire for them. He mentions wanting to protect little girls a lot within his works because his mother died in childbirth and his sister was given up for adoption.
The dude was definitely insane regardless.
>>80276321
young professional here
this town is shit except for those illinois whores
they sound terrible and drive almost as bad as their fathers, but you can tell by looking at all the whore women in this shitty state that these scantily-clad illini sluts get busy
>>80276676
I'm too much of a coward to kill myself.
>>80276500
>tfw my real name is Chad and I'm a 28 year old virgin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2EXr_VHaho
>>80256448
Who's /86%/ here?
>>80256448
I am fat (shirt on in the pool fat), poor, and socially awkward as fuck and even I have had 8 different partners, one being a solid 9, and multiple 3 somes (two chicks).
I can't even comprehend how big of a loser you have to be to get nothing. It's mind boggling.
>>80257068
>wraith
>not lich
What kind if retard mate that image
>>80269175
Fat and crazy
>>80256732
sure
>>80275039
>>80275153
>>80276593
Israel is also mostly normies but I think there are nore robots and weebs then Greece.
>>80277162
fuck off normalfag nigger and im confiscating that pepe too
>>80257022
You are retarded
>>80277171
this
even ugly fatasses can get laid. /pol/ is just literally fucking dumb/beta.
>>80276952
don't feel bad. take solace in the fact that there are more single, lonely, depressed girls than there ever have been in the history of humanity.
they simply do not understand that men are not falling all over themselves to please them anymore - they're not equipped to handle a world in which men do not serve them.
it's only a matter of time, the pendulum has already swung so far in the favor of women, things will be very harsh for them in the next 5-15 years.
remember - most NEETs are girls. For every depressed, anti social, virgin male there is AT LEAST 1 female in the same boat, except they are suffering much worse because their biology dictates to them that men WILL serve them - yet that isn't happening.
>>80277171
Bullshit. I make above average money and workout a lot and am average height and am a kissless virgin. I call your story bullshit.
>>80277171
explain how you got laid then
>still relieved that i lucked out getting laid at 17
>>80276593
what's your excuse?
>>80269459
I know that feel only too well bro.
>>80275067
No, I won't get powers. I'll just find myself eating a free Grand Slam alone and sad at Denny's like I do every birthday.
>>80276543
>why are hapas so mentally ill and lacking in confidence?
Hapas often grow up with parents who hate each other and show no affection at all to each other. The white male just marries an Asian for sex, and the Asian female just marries a white male for status and white children.
And its very difficult to make friends as a hapa, when neither whites nor Asians wants you around and won't let you into their "crew."
>>80256448
>tfw 26 and kisses virgin
At least I poo inna loo
>>80271921
>pretty sure
You're not sure what happened...?
>>80277689
How is it even possible for girls to be anti-social virgins. All they have to do is literally not be fat.
>>80277830
Prostitution is legal and you can indeed fuck for 5 euros, although it's gonna be toothless gypsie.
I just didn't want my first time to be with a whore and in the meantime I stopped caring about 3DPD.
>>80277748
you're also probably stiff as fuck, don't know how to flirt with girls and come off as desperate or weird.
honestly you have to realize there are broke, fat niggers right now fucking white women, and you aren't. that's because despite all of those things you have, those fatass black dudes have something you don't: testicles.
>>80277857
i guess this is kinda true. I have a friend who's dad literally fucked some random woman in thailand, and his mom lives comfy even though she can barely speak a word of english. although unlike you, he's not a beta phaggot. had a girlfriend since he was at least 16, if anything he was one of the dudes in my high school crew who got laid earlier than most. and he's a skinny manlet with an ugly ass face who looks like a mongrel.
basically, you're just fucking stupid and undoubtedly a beta male. it's not mom or dad's fault, it's YOUR fault for being a faggot.
>>80277814
It's not luck. Some attractive men still have honor and self-restraint. Women do not.
Some small percentage of that 14% are hot guys. Even the ugliest, fattest, stupidest women get laid.
>>80257068
only 12 to wraith status
>>80278180
>How is it even possible for girls to be anti-social virgins. All they have to do is literally not be fat.
I take that back, they're not virgins but they are anti social. Every girl is a beta, even if they seem entirely confident. My point was - most NEETs are girls. Girls can only be independent on male resources and labor.
Even attractive guys give up on girls based on principal. Women will not turn down sex with an attractive guy, or with an ugly guy if they think nobody will find out.
We've been told it's guys who 'only think about sex' but just look at women's entertainment. Nothing but sex and relationships.
My point is - women are losing out big and they don't know why - but their time is almost up.
>>80256772
>tfw only 9 years left
>>80256448
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-black-lives-matter-terrorist-organization
>>80256448
Pajeet where have you been?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
>>80277814
twin peaks is shit, fuck off
my ears were burning
>>80276543
kill yourself anytime maplenigger
>>80256772
One more month before I become a wizard
>>80274426
asexual people do exit
and autistic people
>>80256448
Wtf? I hate women now.
>>80274892
t. 100 million ded
>>80277857
You're just a fag desu.
Plenty of hapas around my parts due to military base proximity. Plenty of them in sports and getting qts.
You should grow out of your faggy ways and join a Republican group or something. You will be well received as they typically want "muh diversity".
Lost it a few months ago at age 19 to a big titted semi-qt, now shes my gf
It's alright, wish i had a girl I actually loved
>>80279959
>he still believes in the autism meme
autism is just a way of marginalising loners as retards and immature idiots. There is retarded and not retarded, then there are personalities within that.
>>80276255
>tfw 24 year old kissless handholdless hugless virgin
Strong chance I'll an hero
>>80269175
No confidence and unattractive.
I'm so far behind, it's just pointless
>>80276543
>i honestly don't understand how any man over the age of 20 can still be a virgin for any reason other than literally being physically/mentally disabled or simply abstaining from choice.
Me either desu.
I don't know how anyone makes it out of highschool in the US
>>80277171
I'm terrible at socialisation, I can't trust people either. If I didn't have these problems i'd have probably fucked someone at 16. I honestly can't be fucked at 21 now, as much as I want it.
>>80276543
>i honestly don't understand how any man over the age of 20 can still be a virgin for any reason other than literally being physically/mentally disabled or simply abstaining from choice.
No idea how to talk to women and no woman has ever shown interest in me, so yeah
>>80278180
Keep your purity
whores are gross
>>80256448
how is any one a virgin at 26? that blows my mind
>>80280929
You're expected to initiate the contact. At first you're going to feel really awkward because you will have no clue. Learn by doing
>>80280929
>No idea how to talk to women and no woman has ever shown interest in me, so yeah
Women don't think as much as you do.
>wear nice clothes (depending on situation)
>dont stink
>no halitosis
>be somewhere trendy
>be in a group of people
>girl
Girls live in irl romantic sitcoms/shows. Make it seem that corny and they will be that easy.
>>80277171
I'm slim, poor and socially awkward. Listen, if you've been able to attract women you're clearly not socially awkward, normie
Try fainting and feeling sick from anxiety and actively dodging all social situations, then we'll talk "awkwardness"
>>80258968
Because WaPo would NEVER lie about their enemies to try and shame people away from the Right. The Left NEVER uses shame tactics.
>>80280728
there are autistic people living normally in society, high functioning but still autistic, who have difficulty relating to other people
then you have people with legitimate personality disorders, like narcissistic and anti-social, who also have difficulty relating to other people but may overcome it or not
loners are in no way retarded and society doesn't regard them as such, see every writer ever
then you have straight up losers, like people in /r9k/, who appropriate the above to feel better about their condition
/pol/ really does have a big overlap with /r9k/, huh?
>tfw have a 4'9" 80lb Puerto Rican fwb that dresses up like a schoolgirl when we fuck
>tfw no gf for 5 years and don't care at all
>>80256448
Western women are trash.
>>80278222
Checked
>>80256448
Daily reminder that you can't poo in the fucking loo
>>80256448
The racewar is omnipresent and invisible.
Its everywhere
>>80281109
I know, but I can't do it
>>80281203
I dress fine, hygiene has always been fine. I don't have any friends and I rarely bother going outside so I'd have no clue where to go anyway. Honestly having to put on a performance just to have a woman look at me as a human being sounds like too effort desu
>>80257068
>tfw had shitty sex once at 17, could barely get hard
>It really fucking sucked so hard
>20 now, practically grown a new virginity, can't talk to women
tfw gave up shot at wizardhood for shit sex you can't unhave
Ive never stuck my penis in pussy. And im almost 25. Getting close.
>>80281660
>a performance
Business attire works.
Just wear the cologne you would wear to a meeting, something light. Wear a nice shirt and blazer. It should be easy for a man over 17 to accomplish this.
You already have political views, meet people at a political group irl.
>>80256897
>>80257068
>>80271921
>>80272582
>>80274809
>>80275296
>>80278713
>>80279863
This is why the white race will go extinct.
>>80273392
You can fuck my ass anon, it's the only way.
>>80256772
matter of months fami
>>80274892
>"problematic individuals"
Lost it at 19 to a 30 y/o.
Was nice feelz tbf.
>>80256448
i was 12 when I fucked a girl for the first time. It was ,of course, entirely my idea. She was 13. This was a long time ago and I very much regret acting on the impulse. She was terrible too. I was OK at it. But I know it was morally corrupt and I blame myself for such precocious behavior. I would strong advise anybody under 15 or 16 to just wait, that's for sure. It's nigger behavior to do otherwise. Gay or str8 same thing. Longer you put it off and choose NOT to act on impulses like that the better off you. Saving it for later is fine. Even though there's a variety of menthal development among people at the same age, under a certain arbitary point is not good. For the sake of argument based on sexual and mental development I'll go with 15 minimum with 16 even better, and ditto for 17 too, and so on... Perfectly fine to be a virgin at 20 or 21 imho. Not necessarily so at 26 however. I would leave that to the individual to decide and then respect the given answer.
d-does it make me a non-virgin if ive blown a couple of dogs in my life
>>80282331
tumblrinas are just another set of fascists. there is pretty much no difference between actual nazis and sjws at this point in time
>tfw i have the best excuse to be a virgin with my disabillity
Jokes on them though i just have crippling anxiety that i hide hahaha
ha
>>80282589
>anxiety
>disability
shut the fuck up, faggot.
>>80281910
Political groups are mainly composed of men desperate to grab the few women who are interested in it, unless it's some SJW or feminist bullshit.
>>80279352
I'll find you cunt
>>80281910
Again though, that's a completely different personality to my natural one. And social settings like debating groups are mentally exhausting for me, much prefer quiet activities like reading.
>>80282742
>Political groups are mainly composed of men desperate to grab the few women who are interested in it,
Not really. Men don't engage in hobbies to pick up women. That's PUA nonsense.
>>80282518
>d-does it make me a non-virgin if ive blown a couple of dogs in my life
depends what sort of dog it was
if the dog was over 2 feet LONG (excluding wiener dogs because they get a pass) then you're not a virgin
>>80282589
Anxiety is not a disability you sad little faggot cuck
Everybody has anxiety it's a by product of a little thing called "being alive and taking care of your fucking business"
i believe in the materialist conception of history
>>80282724
>>80283100
Sorry i typed it a bit confusing,
I have a disabillity and i have anxiety, i use my disabilliy as excuse why i don't go out but it's mostly anxiety keeping me from actually doing so.
>>80283083
>>80282518
shit, I meant 3 feet
>>80283100
Spoken like a true normie. Believe me I never used to believe in either, better hope you never suffer from it. It can be incredibly debilitating, and it's worse for men than women. On forums for social anxiety all the women have bfs, almost none of the men have gfs.
>>80281821
How about just stop being a faggot and go introduce yourself and say hello
It's really not difficult dude, I am not exactly the fucking ubermensch over here, average height, average attractiveness and I still get laid no problem.
You need to take that pussy off the pedestal nigger. Bitches want to get fucked just as bad as you want to fuck them.
>>80283419
What happened that changed your mind?
>>80282589
as a white male with no anxiety at all, i feel for you anon. you are emblematic of so many around here and elsewhere. All I can say is that I wish you the best, and would welcome you myself to learn more about you and value you. I will myself make it an effort to behave as such more often. But please realize, even when you don't sense being welcome by people like me, candidly, you are part of us and part of everything here and indispensible. Just act like that is so even if people aren't telling you that at every juncture. And although maybe off the wall sounding, use humor to cut the ice if there is any. Everybody needs to not take oneself so very seriously. I think without knowing you that is half your problem right there. Remember that wherever you are that you belong there. Note to self: I need to pay more attention to welcoming others and not forget so to do.
>>80283419
Cuck faggot, I know all about mental illness, I just choose not to be a goddamn victim whereas you enjoy wallowing in self pity
>Make excuses for your shit life and cowardice
>Shut the fuck up and be a man
Pick one and only one
>>80256448
Just came here to say Poo
>tfw I used to be Christcuck and there were plenty of qt Slav girls at church that I was around all the time.
>tfw I haven't been to church in 3 years because Christianity is a meme.
>tfw I don't know how to get girls now.
Do I just kill myself?
>>80257157
no they don't, retard
>in my teens to early twenties being a virgin was this shameful, embarrassing thing that I desperately kept hidden.
>in my mid to late twenties I stopped giving a shit
>casually "outed" myself as a virgin at 28
>seemingly overnight a ton of girls who wouldn't have anything to do with me before ALL OF A SUDDEN wanted a taste of anon's dick
>very tempted to fuck one, but I decide not to since they're all vapid cunts
>mfw the look of disappointment and confusion as I turn them down
>as of a month ago I became a wizard
I know I'll get laid eventually, but at this point turning girls down is so much fun I might just see how long I can keep this whole virgin thing up.
>>80283859
forgot my face
>>80282756
calm down Mexico. we know you only enjoy it to feel culturally in tune with the western folks on imdb
>>80256941
No. Right now I'm 23 and I'm a virgin. If you ever tell this to anyone irl, dude you're done.... You're viewed as some monster who's 100x worse than Hitler to normies
Therefore if you haven't had sex during hs/college, then don't even need to try.
>>80256448
Race Wars were a thing long before Marx. They were the default form of war for some time.
>>80283376
I have a friend with cerebral palsy who gets laid more than I do, and I pull 7/10+ on a regular basis. That motherfucker is relatively fat and walks around with a limp. He was never supposed to be able to walk. No excuses. Get the fuck outside and meet some women.
>>80256448
wow I actually managed to escape that statistic at 23.
Still ridiculously late though.
Listening to roomates banging during Uni made me so sad. I was that guy that would listen through the door quietly.
>>80283781
>Do I just kill myself
Yes
>>80256448
>tfw 26yrs
>tfw part of the 14%
At least I could lose it if I really wanted to due to good career, tall and not fat
>>80283673
not being a victim is good. also, being nice to others is a good policy too. nothing gained by less than that. The world is already full of too many sharps and barbs for a lot of people. Make it easy for them is my approach. I think this is easy because one should be classy and dignified. Harshness is fatiguing to all including yourself. Cost nothing to be pleasant and smile. Do it first too, don't wait for others. That's how one makes good luck, possibly. I don't know, just thinking out loud here.
>tfw /fit/ & average looking
>tfw still have my v-card
How do you cure autism /pol/?
>>80267938
kek
>>80284161
>Get the fuck outside and meet some women.
Fuck off normie. And this is some who lost his virginity quite late in life by absolute pure fucking luck.
>what is social anxiety?
>what is mild aspergers?
It's a crippling disease in this social world that humanity created.
>>80283859
With above average facial aesthetics this is such a good way to get laid.
Every girl I tell that I'm a virgin they won't leave me alone. One girl texts me every few weeks to "see if I've lost it yet" and when she's in town she bothers me until I see her.
9 out of 10 guys are falling over themselves to get laid with these women. if you're the 1 guy who treats them differently (yet fit all of the criteria: not desperate, not needy, appear to have all of your needs met) - women WILL be crazy about you.
>>80284311
if this doesn't work then remember BillCosby's method.also cheesecake. all girls love cheesecake. feed them that and a diet tab and you'll get a blow job at minimum.
25 year old virgin. Most of it is my fault, I'm well above average looking and have had girls interested in me but I did not find them attractive. I don't go out much, just work and the gym or to the grocery store. It sucks but at like 23 I realized this is just who I am and I can't change it. Most guys my age are having a lot of sex yeah, but I look at the type of girls they're hooking up with and I am not impressed. Are you really more of a man than me because you're slamming a 4/10? I personally don't think so but whatever.
>>80256448
>Mfw I'm 26 and have sex tri-weekly with my redpilled girlfriend of 4 years
>>80269175
haven't bothered to try
probably wouldn't be successful anyways, but never even tried really
>>80269459
You still had sex so boohoo.
>>80259946
So.... abanding cool/interesting stuff and grow into meme "adult life", AKA boring af wage slave pussy slave, is how you get women?
Well I'm pretty mature and have tons of hobby beside video games. Thank god I keep using all my money on the stuff I like and don't care a shit about women
>>80283989
Nice projection lad
>>80284650
costs around ten bucks. double to 4x for two at cheesecake factory.
>>80284635
>absolute pure fucking luck.
What happened
>>80284893
a girl showed interest in me.
>>80284648
That sounds like bullshit to me. Every guy would just lie and say they're a virgin. Also there is no way I'd ever admit to anyone I'm a virgin. To normal type people that's like having dead bodies in your basement.
>>80283083
>>80283378
One was a husky and one was a golden retreiver.
>>80284668
Basically this. Also if you're intelligent, good looking, and not desperate - women will want to fuck you and will go out of their way to impress you/attract you.
In a world full of guys who act the exact same - you're actually special - girls recognize this - even if being a virgin is not a 'good' thing for a guy in social terms.
>>80284732
you must have low-T or your girlfriend thinks your ugly. my parents have more sex than that
>>80269175
Had gf. HURT FOR LIFE
Yep call me pussy. But I learned that women are NOT capable of love. That's truth.
So I wouldn't bother with you posers no more. If some pussy comes to me for free I'd take or else stay the fuck out of my interesting life and don't try to ruin my good mood
>>80269175
lack of experience
that and every remotely attractive girl I've ever known at work has always had a boyfriend
every time
every single time
>>80284962
>Also there is no way I'd ever admit to anyone I'm a virgin.
I tell them and only them - and tell them they need to keep it a secret (they don't usually not that I care) but it drives them crazy.
>To normal type people that's like having dead bodies in your basement.
Women are not 'normal people' in one-on-one situations with no social influences. If you say you're a virgin to a crowd of people - yeah expect to get made fun of. If you're an attractive guy telling a girl in a one-on-one situation you'll drive her crazy.
>>80283514
I got severe anxiety/depression, often can't go outside. On medication, tried therapy, still have zero pleasure and confidence.
>>80283673
Yeah I really chose to end up like this, it's so enjoyable after all. The "bootstraps" approach is a myth.
>be a man
No.
Euros who want to get laid have no excuse. You guys have some of the most lax prostitution laws in the western world. In America, you can spend time in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for propositions a prostitute.
>>80284962
This. Thank god I've never been asked. I do wonder if people can tell.
>>80277171
Luck
Its literally just random circumstance
You meet a girl somewhere or are introduced by a friend. some people just never have that
>>80261628
Why do Indians even bother to come on this board anymore? Should we just call it masochism at this point?
>>80284973
then you're not a virgin
back to facebook, normie
>>80256448
I'm a virgin at 25, but it's on purpose. I had a horrific childhood as a direct result of hedonistic degeneracy, and I swore to myself at a young age that I would never risk bringing another human being into that sort of situation. When I do have sex, it'll be with a woman I love and am dedicated to spending my life with, who will also be a virgin, and our children will be raised within that context.
>>80285420
Can't speak for other virgins but a prostitute would do nothing for me. I've considered it but I'd likely just hate myself more for resorting to it. If I'm unable to attract a woman then so be it, I shouldn't pass on my genes anyway.
>>80285623
My upbringing was pretty normal and stable which makes me situation even more humiliating. I suspect my parents secretly wish they'd had me aborted.
>>80285502
Just lie about being a virgin in front of friends or in groups.
>Yeah I had a girlfriend in highschool
that's all you've got to say.
Maybe my looks are carrying me - but I've never hit a girl with the "I'm just an innocent virgin" line and had her no go crazy about me.
Remember - as long as you don't come across as weird/desperate/needy/creepy you're one of the few men who aren't easily controlled by other women - that makes you stand out.
I used to think I was a beta, then I realized the men who faun over women and put pussy on a pedestal in order to get laid are the real betas. Yeah they might get laid - but women think less of men they can control through sex. That's just a fact.
>>80285272
>that and every remotely attractive girl I've ever known at work has always had a boyfriend
It sucks but very few attractive girls are 100% single. If they don't have a boyfriend they're texting 5 different guys at the same time. These girls know what they are doing. The better looking they are the more options they have.
>>80285330
You make some good points, its just I rarely get to be in a 1 on 1 convo with attractive girls. I have a hard time getting past small talk with them.
>>80285502
People can easily tell. I'm a really good looking guy, am not a complete sperg in most social situations yet I've been asked by 3 different co workers. They got me pinned after knowing me for a couple of months. I guess it is because they see how timid I act around our attractive female co workers or the fact that I'm not actively trying to fuck them.
>>80269175
Lack of confidence and experience have kept me from ever trying to lose my virginity. Doubt I ever will at this rate.
>>80285389
>still have zero pleasure and confidence.
I can relate to that so much. My life is one big low, I find it extremely hard to feel any sort of pleasure in things which drives me to doing nothing.
>>80285980
>its just I rarely get to be in a 1 on 1 convo with attractive girls. I have a hard time getting past small talk with them.
It's okay it gets easier - I'm 26 and I was in the same boat until I was about 22 or 23.
>>80256448
t. poo in loo who took the time to read marx gay ass book and came to this conclusion while ofcourse taking into account every national socialist and fascistic publication of the last 200 years raging from cerneliu to mosley
>>80256448
>28 years old
>6.5 tall
>moderately healthy
>looking pretty alright
>University Degree
>Stable well paying job
>lots of free time
>living a good life
>also kissless virgin
At what point does the stigma of being pathetic wear off?
When can I sell it as purity and become Nikola Tesla?
>>80286131
forgot that poo in loo also learned german and read hegel to get a better understanding of marx
>>80256448
>dat image
ROBOTS BTFO
>>80281203
I can't grow any facial hair. Literally none. I'm 22
My dad wasn't able to grow a beard until he was 35.
I have above average facial features. Nice hairline/eyebrows, but I'm a 5' 7 manlet and look 14.
I'll probably become a wizard but not from being a fat greasy neckbeard but from looking like a baby ass kid until I'm 40
>>80261628
Poo
>>80286182
I'm similarly attractive/successful and I no longer see virginity as a stigma - you're one of the few guys who isn't easily influenced by sexy, easy, and scantily clad women.
It's literally 100% about outlook - act confident, not desperate, not needy, and girls will realize you're special for not having had sex already. Yeah it may be a stigma - but if 9/10 guys are hitting on a girl with the same methods - in order to get sex, and you're the 10th guy who doesn't - you'll stand out more to her.
>>80286536
I disagree. If you're not trying you're for sure not going to get laid. Just look at this thread, most guys admit they haven't even tried. Guys don't try because they're scared of failure. But I do agree that people like us are different. The only reason I want to have sex right now is to not be a virgin, that is the old urge. I don't really think about sex outside of that. I'm not saying I'm asexual but there is something off with me. If my urge was as strong as other guys I would have lost my virginity by now with a girl I don't find attractive but can still get.
>>80286906
Something between 40-60% of Harvard students are virgins. Women aren't stupid, and women these days have low self-esteem.
To them - guys falling all over themselves and bending over backwards to please women is a TURN OFF FOR WOMEN.
>If my urge was as strong as other guys I would have lost my virginity by now with a girl I don't find attractive but can still get.
This is exactly it. MOST GUYS will do anything to get laid. Like a vast majority. The guys who don't are the ones that stand out in 2016.
Of course physical attractiveness and a positive, confident outlook is still required, but being a 24yo+ virgin is a turn on for girls not a turn off.
>>80286182
Wenn Du Dich von den Wertungen der Gesellschhaft unabhängig und Herr über dein eigenes Werte- und Glaubenssystem geworden bist. Das aber schaffen nur die Wenigsten jenseits von Heuchelei und Lebenlüsgen.
>>80269175
I don't want to get falsely accused or lose my money. I turned down a date once and the chick tried to destroy my reputation get me fired. I find it pretty hard to trust any woman.
