>be Canadian
>go outside
>don't have to worry about getting shot or attacked by a feral nigger
Americucks will never know this feel
>>80254368
Yes, but instead you get raped by Muslims and Gays. Unlike us now.
> Be Australian.
> Go outside.
> Fuck it's hot.
> Go back inside, browse /pol/
>be Canadian
>go outside
>immediately filled with hopelessness knowing that your countrymen elected a Muslim wannabe pretty boy who is hell bent on importing third world filth like his life depends on it
>go back inside
>go to bed
>>80254368
>be suburban Brit
>go outside
>don't have to worry about seeing anyone of minority
>pure white paradise as far as the eye can see
Just got back from DMV. Damn. Ton of hot girls. Even the milfs are hot.
>>80254368
Where do you live the prairies?
Cause anywhere else there are black that will steal and kill you.
Especially Toronto.
>Be Canadian.
>Live in area where "Polar bear hunting" is popular.
>Nigs and Squaws back off when they see me go for the bowie knife.
I'll right knick ya, ya cunt.
Don't worry, leaf.
Justin is doing everything he can to solve that.
>>80254506
>be British
>have muslim mayor of capitol
>leave EU so now the only immigrants that can get in are Pakis
>pound is in the shitter
>get beheaded by mudslime
Bin that knife
>>80254664
this , ya fuckin' leafs.
>>80254664
>go back inside
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>>80254368
>tfw i live just east of dallas
I love the state of texas but we are getting invaded by niggers and spics. How do we solve this problem? Is Trump our only hope?
![searchcaesar[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zaE5mHe.jpg "searchcaesar[1].jpg")
>>80254368
>be Spaniard
>go outside because no job
>barely no refugees, all go to Germany because there is no goverment that can say yes to gibesmedats.
>barely no inmigrants, a lot of them legged it back to their countries when shit started to hit the fan
>go back home and shitpost because still no job
>>80254368
You got a bunch of hipster liberal SJWs though
It's always leafs with the shittiest posts.
>be Brazilian
>mug foreign tourists in the airport
Can't wait for the Olympics I need a new iphone
>>80254368
>be Canadian
>Trudeau
>/wrists
>>80254506
>you get raped by Muslims
Actually we have a pretty large Indian and Sikh community, all of which hate muslims. I know, it must be so confusing for you, why can't all brown people be muslim! Oh yeah, the chinese also hate them. Who knew!
>Gays
>getting raped by gays
in what world is this happening lmao@u
>>80254799
Toronto here. Only been robbed once. Fuck you
>>80255667
There were two gangs here in Edmonton made up black guys on one side and white bikers on the other that had a little feud.
They put their differences aside and teamed up to beat the shit out of a bunch of mussies that wanted to play tough guys.
I have a theory that we can end racism by reminding everyone that we all hate dune coons.
>>80255571
Jealousy.
Be Canadian
Live on island, no winter
Not many because they can't swim
Only Oreo bro tier nigz
Fuck green txt
>>80254999
>leave EU so now the only immigrants that can get in are Pakis
Better than Poles.
>>80256294
Trudeau is the alpha and omega cuck. Your country will be overrun with muslims soon and he'll be patting himself on the back the whole ride into oblivion.
I'm in Oregon, so I'm just close enough to watch, but my state's white enough to be safe.
>>80256266
Once you remove dune coon you'll go right back to finding some other difference to bicker over. If you couldn't put differences aside without the other "outsider", you won't be able to put them aside when you only have old rivals to blame.
It seems alike a nice idea, but what you are talking about is the scapegoat. For a time it seems like everyone can unify and come together, but beware once the scapegoat has been sacrificed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4NAH2puEEM
>>80254506
Haha no we won't our crime is organized and no one likes Muslims. If that shit started here all male refugees would be fucked
>>80256616
We'll just have our next prime minister deport all the muslims into your shit state.
>>80254368
You have moose and muslims.
>>80254506
>Unlike us now
Stop.
>be Russian
>go outside
>get arrested
>>80257124
>he's never had moose jerky
>>80257141
I would.
>>80254664
Yep.
>>80254368
>>be Canadian sucking dog dick inside house.
>>go outside after eating dog cum
>>walk into fire.
what the hell now i wish i was in canada
>>80254506
cUcKed
>>80257082
No you wont. You fucking poutine eating fucks will be praising how progressive you all are.
>>80257541
>be american
>masturbate over donald trump
>nobody likes you americans
>>80257728
We'll be eating our poutine in peace and quiet while your country burns during the coming race war.
>>80256266
Hahaah wtf dude I live in Edmonton where is the story for this shit and which sort of the city.
>>80254368
>leaf poster
>constantly posts about how bad guns are
>look up canada population statistics
>there are more natives than black people or mexicans in canada
Gee I wonder why you don't have high gun crime.
>>80257585
>implying trudeau doesn't fuck mad strange
>>80257846
jokes on you, im fucking PUMPED
God I want some poutine right now
>>80254368
Got to Toronto or the bad neighborhoods of Montreal. Come back and say the same thing you dunkass.
>>80258139
You'll be raped by a nigger gang in the first five minutes.
>but m-muh guns
Niggers have gins too and you're probably a pussy IRL since you post on a cantonese picture board.
>>80254368
>don't have to worry about getting shot or attacked by a feral nigger
http://www.citynews.ca/2015/08/26/police-release-video-of-violent-swarming-at-oakville-mcdonalds/
>The suspects, five black males in their late teens or early 20s, all fled in a black Nissan Altima before police arrived.
>Posted Aug 26, 2015 6:12 pm EDT
Yea, except for those violent somali swarms that weve had for 30 years.
>>80257846
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/crime/news/article.cfm?c_id=30&objectid=11670802
>>80258291
I live in Oregon, one of the whitest states in the union. Believe me, I'm fine here. Plus, niggers like me for some reason. Idk why, but it's useful.
>>80254368
Let me know how Vancouver, Toronto, and Montreal are doing after a few years of Trudeau mass importing Muslims.
I'm sure they will be fantastic places to visit.
How many have you rushed in so far? Maybe 30,000? With millions more on the horizon.
They ain't going to settle in Moosonee or Goose Bay bro.
They're going to flock to Vancouver, Toronto, and Montreal. Bye Bye.
The poutine in those cities will be Halal and prepared under sharia law.
Good luck leaf. Bonne chance mon vieux.
>>80258375
lol why should I care? I'm not white.
>>80254368
>Be Spanish
>Go to work
>Realise there are no jobs in Spain
>Get back inside and browse /pol/
>be italian
>eat pasta
>eat pizza
>watch soccer game
>go to bed
>>80258272
you mean the poor neighbourhoods of toronto
>>80258367
>>80254368
http://www.torontosun.com/2014/12/02/teen-boys-charged-in-violent-ajax-swarming
http://www.1310news.com/2016/06/10/police-look-for-suspect-in-violent-west-end-swarming/
www.cireport.ca/.../toronto-congolese-rally-to-protest-violence-in-their-country.html
Dec 6, 2011 - Toronto: Congolese rally to protest violence in their country, swarm police car and throw dirt at Canadian police officers. Posted by CIReport.ca ...
>last article is now gone
>>80254368
If your enemies killed you, they'd win.
>>80257585
Love this collage
>>80258634
Get ready for Sharia patrols and muslim control zones
>>80258480
>davos2016
>>80254368
>Be canadian
>be a huge fucking faggot
>go to the rainbow faggot pride parade
>Gets blocked by dindus
Dindu problem in 3, 2, 1...
>>80258908
>Be canadian
might want to double check that m8...
>>80254506
Canadian Muslims are nothing like your own. They stick to themselves and don't cause trouble. Gay people aren't even remotely a threat. There is the odd ethnic gang in certain areas of Toronto but they only attack each other and you never notice them. Canada is a very safe country.
>>80254368
>be Polak
>wtf is nigger?
>>80258908
>guy signs BLM protestor documents so they fuck off
>he admits that he only signed it to get them to leave
>BLM throws huge fit saying that police are the problem for "pinkwashing"
>police don't do shit against them in Canada
I wish these black cunts would drink some rat poison.
>>80258766
If your enemies kill you, you win.
>>80259116
I'm trans-canadian, you cis-countrie'd shitlord.
>>80254676
>be city brit
>wake up at 3am for muslim prayer call
>wear anti beheading neckpiece
>look at brand
>oh shit, muslim brand
>beheaded by neckpiece
>move to rural area
>>80259264
*tips trilby* nicely humored m8
>>80258248
>this is a feel Americans cannot satisfy
The Canadian is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a cuck, faggot, chink, nigger, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a leaf and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
>>80257585
I fucking lost it when I saw the Canadian tire guy.
>>80258908
Canadians used to be so based. Now, they are so politically correct no one has an honest thought in their head. They're not quite as brainwashed as the burgers, but they're trying.
It's a god damn motherfucking shame. I hope my leafs wake up before the game is over.
Leafs, you're being fucking brainwashed. That's why I left. Don't make me ashamed of my fucking country please and thank you.
https://youtu.be/mCSEUWGcr2s
>>80254368
>be american
>be white
>don't get shot
Pretty simble 2bh
>>80260115
You forgot an element:
>be american
>be white
>don't chimp out
>don't get shot
Still more whites than blacks killed by police this year.
>>80254368
Aren't you permanently outside since half your country burned down while your PM imported fire fighters from a desert region?
>>80257241
Mycop дocтaл?
>>80260337
>living in the shithole that is the West
KEK
E
K
>>80259990
Leaf pride, limey.
I've gotten shot at by a frenchman once though.
I accidentally rode my dirt bike onto his property in the middle of nowhere without realizing it.
>>80260337
I was just parts of Alberta. The fire fighters he imported were cucks that just went on strike because they're too stupid to realize they were getting their payments in chunks rather than all at once. I think they were trained for the Slave Lake fire so he decided to bring them up here. I think the cost of the fire was 3.6b this time. Insurance companies btfo
>>80257609
>be British
>spray Ahmed with paint
>get raped then also arrested
lmoa
>>80257837
>How do I greentext
>>80255391
This, it's fucking horrible.
>>80255472
Top zozzle
>>80254368
>be canadian
>28,944 muslims have been let into the country
>one of them HIV positive
>literally paying for someone's HIV meds because of dipshit liberal's
>>80260097
Go to ten minutes for Stomping Tom Truth bombs.
God bless Stomping Tom. He grew up a stone's throw from my daddy, and he is fucking awesome.
Always was. Always will be.
If he couldn't stomp, he couldn't sing, so he got a stomping board.
>The man in the moon is a Newfie.
A fucking Newf!
>>80258574
Why are you HERE
>>80254676
Same. I live in a middle-upper class neighborhood in a large German city. No Untermenschen in the vicinity.
>>80254368
>be Argentine
>go outside
>no jews
>no muslims
>all niggers in labour, don't know what crime is
>the ones that do get btfo by the law
>no lefties, they're all fucking dead
Viva la patria.
>>80261648
To laugh at you sad whites.
>live in America
>step outside
>don't have to worry about getting raped by a moose
>don't have to worry about my cuck president Trudeau
>don't live entirely on Kraft Macaroni
>don't have to deal with all the left-wing cucks moving to Canada
>Leafs will never know the feel
>Canada
>>80256328
Sup Victoria bro
>>80254664
>a Muslim wannabe pretty boy who is hell bent on importing third world filth like his life depends on it
This isn't even true, though.
>be a fukken leaf
>go outside
>feral chugalug digging through your recycle bag for bottles
>yell at him to fuck off
>get stabbed
>>80262602
nice shoop
>>80262817
You should probably leave Regina.......
>>80262602
It keeps the priests from fucking children.
>>80262787
Are you being ignorant or are you attempting deception?
>>80262787
http://www.canadim.com/justin-trudeau-canadian-immigration/
>>80254528
>be Aussie
>get eat by a dingo
>get raped by emu
>get 9999 ping once you go outside
>wait 5 mins till word load
>get killed by kiwi
>>80263333
Nah it's to provide migrants with legal access to goats.
>be brazilian
>go outside
>get mugged
>get shot
>policeman shoots the nigger
>go to the hospital
>get shot at the hospital
>die at the hospital
>human rights blame the officer that shot the nigger
People can't say anything bad about Canada.
What's the worst thing you can say
> A fucking leaf lmao! (ouch that really hurts)
> Cuck (absolutely meaningless)
> Trudeau sucks (he hasn't done much yet - we'll have to see)
> Trudeau is a meme (he's got the pleb vote for the next election. Politics is politics)
> Muslim refugees! (We literally chose some of the most well off Syrian refugees, many who weren't even Muslim but Armenian/Christian)
> Toronto is sucks (someone who went to Toronto and couldn't get laid - pathetic)
>be brazilian
that's all haha
>be leaf
>want to buy xbone vidya
>$79.99
>look at DLC for FO4 instead
>Far Harbor $34.99
>play M&B warband on PC instead
>>80258272
>be living in a bad neighborhood of Montreal
>hookers on the streets 24/7
>lots of unemployment
>biggest problem is crackheads might break into your house to steal your shit, but I don't care as I have insurance for theft
>the only few murders that happen are drug dealers killing each other
>make 3000$ a month after taxes and rent with internet and everything is about 600$
I'm ok with this tbph
>>80263362
>>80263420
We literally bring in families with fathers who have careers as doctors.
Europe takes in whatever comes.
The genius of Trudeau is to make people think we're taking in "refugees" and not just rich Syrians who want out. He gets the Arab vote and we stay safe.
>>80254368
>>don't have to worry about getting shot or attacked by a feral nigger
But thats not fucking true you faggot
There are over 1 million niggers in your cunt,somalis,mudslimes,pakis and south-east asians
eat shit faggot,gypsy neighbourhoods are safer than your shithole cities,made me miss home
>>80264233
Tell that to the young girls in Fredrickton being harassed by their new adult refugee classmates
http://dailycaller.com/2016/06/28/report-adult-refugees-enrolled-in-canadian-high-school-harassing-young-girls/
>>80264393
> that entire post
you tried
>>80258272
>Other than North Winnipeg, Canada is OK
Like this guy describes, just lots of poverty and crack in some areas, like Vancouver
>>80254368
>image.jpg
>1 post by this ID
>>80264563
>Fredrickton
I see you're just as intelligent and literate as adult refugees in high schools.
>>80264233
Checked, and you brainwashed motherfuckers really believe this.
You're taking in 300,000 Muslims as quickly as possible. With what you've already taken in it will be roughly around 1.5% of Canada's population within a year or two.
These aren't natives. They are people from the middle east. They are going to gather together in Toronto, Vancouver, and Montreal and take over.
By 2019, you will be wondering where it all went all wrong. You fucking goddam idiots.
They are going to concentrate and take over. That's what your fresh imports are going to do.
And you're holding up the 'refugees welcome! sign with Trudeau spearheading everything, just like Europe did a few years ago.
You fucking idiots.
>>80261363
I need the HIV sauce. Great ammo.
>>80264786
>You're taking in 300,000 Muslims
yeah ok its time stop posting
>>80264786
I'm actually looking forward to seeing how all the rich mainlanders holed up in Vancouver deal with the Muslim hordes (hoping it's by fucking off to Australia ...).
>>80263999
>animal fucking is legal
>le weed man instead of accepting help from other countries decides to get African firefighters that use sticks to beat fire
many more can be named but I'm too fucking lazy to search
>>80264775
Well, at least I got my answer that you were being purposely deceptive rather than ignorant. Good luck with #refugeeswelcome shilling, traitor.
>>80254528
It's fucking freezing in Sydney atm. You must be in WA or some shit.
>>80254368
Why does so much of your population live on my border?
>>80265156
I don't care about refugees. I don't think they are a problem. We're accepting a fraction of a fraction of what much much smaller countries have taken in. It's nothing.
>>80265114
Ignoring that retarded post there's some pretty cozy Polish neighbourhoods in Toronto. I know you wish you lived in Roncesvalles.
>>80265046
What part of the island are you on?
>Be Canadian
>Live in small town of 15,000
>Property is too expensive for minorities
>Literally everyone is white
Feels good man
>>80265317
To better defend against an American invasion.
True story
>>80265010
How many refugees have to pledged to take in in 2016? Any idea?
>>80254368
>Be American
>Live in open carry red state
>Bring it niggers
>>80265705
>How many refugees have to pledged to take in in 2016? Any idea?
No idea what the fuck you just said.
>>80265317
Why does so much of your population live on the coasts?
>>80264563
This story was blown way out of proportion if you actually read the emails. Please think before reading the news and take any "news" from TheRebel with a massive grain of salt.
>>80265434
I just provided you with evidence that they are a problem.
We are taking in a lot of refugees and we're going to be taking in more. Once they're here they bring in every piece of shit hanging from the family tree. Then they all start shitting out kids every 9 months. It becomes a very big problem very quickly.
Why do you think these European countries are as fucked as they are? Thinking like you. Next thing you end up with Rotherham.
>>80265477
I wish I was still on the island. I moved to shitty Ontariowe for work ...
>>80265046
They are going to sell early and GTFO before the horde moves in.
They only dumped so much money into Vancouver for citizenship. They've got their Canadian passports now.
Don't you worry your tatty little head about Vancouver property prices. With they incoming Muslim hordes, the bottom is going to drop out of real estate in Vancouver.
Get out and get rich while you can. In 3 years, Vancouver will be done.
Suburban BC might be the way to go, but I suggest getting out and investing in the Maritimes whiles it's still cheap. Ain't no Muslims settling there!
1. Prince Edward Island
2. Nova Scotia
3. Newfoundland (not Labrador)
4. New Brunswick
You're welcome.
>live in prairies
>go outside
>see nothing but my crops for miles
>this post will take 20 minutes to upload thanks to socialist Internet provider
>>80265972
you
>>80265705
We haven't made any pledge.
Remember when Trudeau promised to bring in 25,000 refugees? We did it in February. Do you know how many have arrived since February? Less than 4000. It was silly to try to rush his campaign promise, but after achieving it, Canada has received only a trickle of refugees.
>28,755 Syrian refugees have arrived in Canada since November 4, 2015
http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/refugees/welcome/milestones.asp
I thought Chinese were supposed to be smarter than this.
>>80266397
>in the Maritimes whiles it's still cheap. Ain't no Muslims settling there!
Yeah, you're clueless.
>>80265972
We are taking 25k syrian, and they are either women, children or elderly. Only way a man can come is if hes married with kids.
25k syrian in canada vs. over 45million niggers and 100million beaners all in the USA.
K E K
>>80265903
- le faux news
- le daily fail
- "news" from The Rebel
Just because a media outlet has conservative leanings doesn't make it incredible.
>>80266185
RIP
I was born in Hamilton since my parents were working at McMaster but found work at UVic when I was 1.
>>80266564
The Rebel is NOT fucking credible, and it has nothing to do with their political leaning. I trust the National Post and the Globe and Mail far more than I would a glorified blog.
The Rebel and (((Ezra Levant))) have been caught lying and exaggerating so much, they've lost all credibility. If the CBC was caught misrepresenting the facts of a story, would you still trust them? What if they did it repeatedly?
>>80266397
hahaha thanks for the laugh stupid chink.
People coming here are mainland chinese. Not from hong kong.
Incoming muslim hordes? Less than 2000 refugees are getting settled in BC and they sure as fuck cant afford to live in vancouver
>>80266845
Lol yeah "what if"?
>Be Canadian
>Country controls the large majority of the worlds non-oil precious resources worldwide
>Everyone scared of the China boogeyman buying African rocks that we already own
>Trudea meets the bare minimum of his promises then proceeds to make a massive deal about it and then move onto abusing the fact that he has a majority government
>No media talks about any of this because our only news sources are either state owned or american and thus don't talk about Canada
Everyone thinks Canada is a joke but the real joke is on you
>>80254368
Be Canadian
.... where should I even start
>>80265266
What's freezing in australia? 10?
>>80266546
Why is that?
>>80266845
I remember in one of their videos they referred to Canada as "The home of honour killings" even though our numbers are lower than the US (adjusted for population)
>>80267235
0 like everywhere else that uses Celsius you silly burger.
>>80265266
Sorry, I didn't do the whole story.
>Head back inside, browse /pol/
>Change mind, go for a walk.
>Fuck it's cold.
>Fuck it's hot.
>Fuck Victoria's autistic weather.
>>80266934
I'm a fucking leaf, but I left because of people like you.
It doesn't matter where they come in. The Muslims will flock to Vancouver, Toronto, and Montreal.
The biggest cities with the best climates, with the best benefits.
Cap this and get back to me in 2019, after all this Social Justice Warrior Canadiana has gone to complete shit. Let me guess, both Justin Beiber and Justin Trudeau are your heroes?
You fucking brainwashed idiots.
>>80267869
>I'm a fucking leaf, but I left because of people like you.
Abandoned your country. Get the fuck outta this thread, traitor.
You're scum.
>>80254368
Yeah but you do have to push your way through zombie hordes of homeless beggar animals. Fuck Canada, never going back.
>>80267941
Hongers don't count as leafs anyway. Good riddance.
![d806ca7ab3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/JI2cbaR.png "d806ca7ab3[1].png")
>>80267773
This is a Canada thread sorry we don't have bad weather here.
>>80267869
>Hong Kong
lmao
>>80267869
again, we are taking 25k syrians, women, children and elderly.
My neighborhood in vancouver all the homes are 2+ million minimum. No mudshits are moving here. Like I said it's all rich mainland chinese. No hong kong faggots anymore either
>>80267941
Hes a chink.
He's crying that he got priced out of the market by rich chinese that moved here. Or maybe he couldn't get a real job because his English is awful.
Either way hes a fucking idiot
>>80261532
Sailing on to glory,
Away in the golden dory!
>>80267941
Never abandoned my country, and never would.
I guarantee you that if pieces of shit like you started making too much noise, I would hop on a plane tomorrow to help stomp the cancer that is you out.
I'd probably settle here though. Hong Kong Chinks are fucking based and don't give a fuck.
I respect that.
https://youtu.be/q3hRHao5_yY
Here, you just tune everyone out and don't give a shit about political correctness. I hope it stays that way.
>>80267941
> traitor
traitor to what? You don't actually support our government do you? All they think of doing is how to tax canadians to profit and make our lives miserable. He did well to escape the prison that is canukistan
>>80268440
no chinks are "based", theyre selfish uncivilized cunts with no manners who spread like a virus and ruin everything
>>80268440
>Never abandoned my country, and never would.
Stopped reading right there. You did. Don't come back.
Bye.
>>80268507
Watch me (you)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII
>>80268696
his country is CHINA you dumb nigger
>>80268564
>And that's why property is so expensive in Vancouver right now....
>>80268915
I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. Don't be rude and respect the comma.
>>80268696
Hes a chink.
He's crying that he got priced out of the market by rich chinese that moved here. Or maybe he couldn't get a real job because his English is awful.
Mad because he's a dumb poorfag who tried to move and then realized only rich asians can. Now after he was too stupid and poor to live here he is praying the housing market gets destroyed by muslims so he can afford to move back. LOL
>>80269040
>I'm too stupid and poor to be able to afford a house in vancouver so I'm going to shit up entire threads on /pol/ about it
>>80269040
Vancouver is China 2 and its disgusting
Whats your point
>>80268213
>mainland Chinese
>he legitimately prefers mainland Chinese to Hong Kong chinks
LOL
>>80269047
Be fucking careful. Don't fall for the refugees welcome, what could possibly go wrong? Meme, FFS.
My mum and dad think Trudeau 2: Electric Boogaloo is the greatest thing since sliced bread and are actively working with churches in their area to get these fresh refugees housing.
Stop with feelings and start with facts, or you're going to get fucking wrecked, especially in Vancouver, Toronto, and Montreal.
You've pledged 300K this year with lots more to come. That is trojan horse times twenty.
https://youtu.be/MkxO8L0IaRY
Careful!
>>80269606
They are all disgusting zipper heads as far as Im concerned.
As long as all their women keep flocking to my dick, and as long as the value of my house keeps gaining 25% per year Im happy.
>>80267869
>I'm a fucking leaf, but I left because of people like you.
Let's be honest. You left because you couldn't find any opportunities here.
>>80269669
>My mum and dad think
Stopped reading right there. You have to be 18 and over to browse this site.
MODS!
>>80269669
You know you might have a point. We let a bunch of dipshit hongers invade and look how that turned out.
>>80269669
What the fuck are you even talking about you stupid chink? Take the chiken fwied wice out of your gob and learn English
>>80269140
In promulgating your esoteric cogitations and articulating your superficial and psychological sentimentalities, beware of platitudinous ponderosity.
Let your extemporaneous descantings and your unpremeditated explications have an intelligibility and vivacious veracity without rudimentary or phrasmical bombast.
Sedulously avoid all polysyllable profundity, facetious vacuity and ventriloqual verbosity, observant or otherwise.
IN OTHER WORDS: Speak plainly, briefly, sensibly, naturally, say what you mean, mean what you say, and don't use big words!
>>80269669
you're just posting tons of bullshit with no sources.
300k?
free housing?
L O L
>>80254368
Mfw Toronto police are looking for more witnesses in their investigation to find armed suspects who killed two men at a Kensington Market after-hours club on Canada Day
https://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2016/07/02/police-call-for-witnesses-in-canada-day-shooting.html
Mfw people getting shot in Canada
Mfw op is a faggot
>>80269971
glad you left chink.
Keep sending your women to suck my dick and increase the value of my home though. I want 10million in equity before 2025
>>80269992
Just stop replying, the guy can barely string a sentence together because of all the noodles in his keyboard or because of the shit teaching in corrupt CHINKA
>>80270075
>Tfw 50 people get shot in US
>>80270093
kek
>>80270129
Yup, hes just a jealous dumb chinese poor fag.
Knowing he left and isn't coming back made my day.
>>80269965
>>80270129
based. You're welcome to sleep on my couch anytime you want to come down, Colm.
>>80269669
>You've pledged 300K this year
300k TOTAL immigrants. Not 300k Muslims. By the way, last year was 279k TOTAL Immigrants.
Almost half of our immigrants come from the Philippines, India, and China.
>>80254368
Coming from a """country""" with a smaller population and GDP than California - nobody cares what leafs think.
Still you're canadian. I prefer being shot.
>>80269905
>stopped reading right there
>Calling mods
Bro, I can guarantee you have brought at least one penis to orgasm in your life with your throat.
Family member? Yeah, thought so.
Tough luck man. The balls roll funny for everyone. Even your dad's or uncles', when they're in your throat.
Tough luck. You know what to do.
>>80270290
Seconded.
>>80270433
Et vous, Kevin?
>>80254368
Mfw St. Paul RCMP were searching for a man after one person was shot shortly after the town’s Canada Day fireworks wrapped up June 30.
http://m.edmontonsun.com/2016/07/04/rcmp-search-for-suspect-after-shooting-at-st-paul-canada-day-fireworks
Mfw OP is wrong
Mfw OP is still a faggot
>>80254368
>be Canadian
>go outisde
>get arrested for illicit white male posturing
>be brought to re-education centers for cultural enrichment
>your wife and daughter are also enlisted for the SACI (Sex Assisted Cultural Integration ) program
>go back home and greet your 10 colored new daughters and son
>>80254368
>be canadian
>go outside
>you're in canada
>>80264800
>http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/pride-parade-syrian-refugee-justin-trudeau-1.3659153
"In 2014, he was diagnosed with HIV, a difficult situation made worse by the fact that in Egypt, foreigners aren't permitted to work if they're HIV positive. So Mcleash was forced live on the margins of Egyptian society, getting paid under the table for translating for foreigners and doing odd jobs. He depended on the kindness of a small LGBT group."
this midget walked beside J.T. at Toronto pride...
>>80254368
Mfw Vancouver Police were called to a residential area at East 59th Avenue and Fraser Street at 12:30 a.m. PT Wednesday after receiving several 911 calls from people who said they heard shots fired.
When officers arrived, they found a black SUV riddled with bullet holes
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/british-columbia/shooting-vancouver-driveby-1.3666888
Mfw OP lied
Mfw just a fucking leaf
>>80270416
californias entire economy is just driven by a few nerds in silicon valley (facebook, twitter, etc) and when they tech bubble bursts (nasdaq is currently higher than it was in 2002) its all gonna get destroyed.
Rest of the state is just beaners and niggers.
Nobody cares about population if what you are referring to is majority border hoping spics
>>80270829
>be outside
>go american
>you're america
wait what?
>>80270950
>someone firing a few bullets into the side of an empty car is equivalent to 5 cops being gunned down like wild animals by niggers in the streets
>>80254368
But you'll never know the feeling of being able to shoot back, so why even live?
>>80254368
>From Canada
>Says "nigger"
>Thins he's being edgy
Kek
>>80254368
>be Canadian
>wake up a cuck
>be cuck
>>80269992
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/ottawa-seeks-to-bring-more-than-300000-newcomers-this-year/article29069851/
>>80271142
Mfw On January 22, 2016, four people were killed and seven others injured in a shooting spree in La Loche, Saskatchewan, Canada
Mfw you BTFO
Mfw just a fucking leaf
>be potato
>step outside
>see man gunned down in front of me in broad daylight, my face spattered with his life's blood as he gasps his last
>"is this one of those gangland things, yeah?"
>"yeah"
>doff my paddycap to the lads as they roar off on their stolen motorcycle
>continue about my day
>be Newfie
>white people everywhere
feels good b'ys
> live in brampton
> go outside
> I'm the only white person
I'm not even mad, brown girls are qts
>>80254664
>spends money we don't have against Russia
solid but sorry russiabros
>sells weapons to worst arabs
worship the black stone
>Hasn't legalized weed yet
w0w, cmon trudont
>allowed syrians to come in
at least most of them are paying taxes and not being scum like those in sweden or france
The real menace is the Chinese Communist threat which has a real beach head on the west coast.
BRING BACK McCARTHYISM!
>>80265873
How many refugees have Canada pledged to take in 2016?
I accidentally the whole bible!
>>80254368
>be Canadian
>say "nigger" on social media
>get arrested for hate speech
>go to jail
>ass raped by Jamal
>meanwhile qt3.14 gf is ficki ficki'd by Syrian "refugees"
>get released from jail
>court orders you to pay child support for Syrian rape baby
>try to find job to pay bills
>unemployable cuz of convicted "rayciss" status
>try to commit suicide but can't purchase firearm cuz of convicted "rayciss" status
>flee to America
>Trudeau demands extradition
>can't go back...never
>try to overdose on 7 bottles of maple syrup
>you live because it wasnt enough syrup to kill
>dat_currency_exchange.jpg
>nightmare won't end...can't wake up
>>80270093
If you're in Vancouver, sell quick.
By 2019, your three million dollar home will be worth about 26 cents.
You're welcome faggot.
The bottom is about to drop out of Vancouver real estate, once you welcome the Muslims.
Heed my words. They're coming, and they're coming in droves. Chinks are out.
Get back to me with your faggot insults in 2019.
3 million now will be maybe 7 thousand then.
Mark my words.
You're welcome.
>>80270358
Closer to 400k
Immigrationwatchcanada.org
>>80262661
im also in Victoria. sup dude
>>80254368
SCRENCAP ME SEMPAI
>>80274039
you don't know shit Long Pong. The market will not crash or drop. it will only stop rising. bay area is insane, but same situation there. the "housing pop" isn't going to drastically devalue property, but rather slow ridiculous growth rate.
>>80254368
>>don't have to worry about getting shot or attacked by a feral nigger
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/mark-ernsting-stabbing-yonge-gerrard-1.3367067
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
so delusional you are. its not bad I admit but poor neighbourhoods are still dangerous.
>>80274039
How old are you?
People have been screaming "bubble" at the vancouver real estate market for over 20 years now. Guess what? They've been wrong every single year.
Meanwhile I've made a fortune in flipping.
>>80254368
>Live in Texas
>Don't live in a shithole like Dallas
>Don't have to worry about getting shot or attacked by a feral nigger
Feels good, man
>>80274360
Cap this and get back to me in 2019, when you can get places in the (((urban areas))) of British Columbia for a song.
Vancouver is about to get wrecked by (((Islam ))). So is Toronto, so is Montreal.
You guys are importing percentages of your population, with the option to bring in others later.
If you don't fight back, Canada is fucked.
Have fun moving up north and learning a bunch of new words for snow, because Islam has taken over your cities.
Canada is just about to get its shit fucked up.
>>80254368
>be Canadian
>go outside
>drunk indians asking for smokes and money
>go to gym
>filipinos crowd around the gym, not working out but laughing and taking selfies
>go to timmies for a coffee
>poo in loos can't understand what medium black coffee means
>go home
>see weed man on cbc talking about accepting more rapefugees and immigrants and how we cant criticize islam
boy oh boy do i love canada
>>80274613
Good on you, but the bubble is done. You're getting culturally enriched bro, soon.
The shoebox in the sky I bought here has more than tripled in value since I bought it, so that's good I guess, eh?
Ebbs and flows my man. Ebbs and flows.
>>80275083
Do you have proof or are you just as retarded as everyone else who has been screaming bubble every year for the last 25years and been dead wrong
>>80275085
Winnipeg?
>>80262340
You leave Kraft dinner out of this you cunt.
>>80269423
Vancouver real estate is in an enormous bubble due to capital outflows from China as investors try to escape the devaluation of the yuan. The majority of young adults, even those with white collar jobs, don't make enough to afford live there anymore; it's causing an exodus.
>>80275483
Chinese are out, Muslims are in.
You are importing over 1.5% of your population within 16 months, from that part of the world, right now.
Bringing them in, praising them, and giving them fistfuls of cash!
Because you just have to help!
What in the fuck do you think is going to happen, and where the fuck do you think they're going to wind up?
Vancouver, Toronto, and Montreal are getting culturally enriched within the next three years.
Ship it. If I'm wrong. I'll eat my hat.
I hope to God Trump gets in, and grows up Social Justice Warrior Justin with a quickness.
https://youtu.be/wu-6xuwcBlM
>be superior Northern Ireland master race aka Protestant
>mfw it's a massive suprise to even SEE a nigger
>have never even spoken to one
>comfy
>>80275531
Close. Saskatoon
I hope Based Brad Wall becomes PM. He's the best thing about this shithole province
>Be Canadian
>Shitpost about USA due to having no other way to cope with the fact that your country is literally a lazy "copy-paste" of it
>be so insecure about it that you even delude yourself that not being able to defend yourself with a weapon is somehow a "good thing" because of dat inferiority complex
Nice.
jews had niggers well installed and configured (picking cotton) we as well as they re picking olives
>>80276457
ya you're a fucking idiot.
Glad you were too poor and retarded to stay here.
I'll pour one out for you when I fuck some slut from hong kong later this wek
>>80277108
...too late to explore the universe, born just in time to remove leafs
>>80277330
slut from hong kong ??
>>80277330
Do you have any idea how much it costs a Canadian to get full permanent residence here?
I don't think you do, you stupid fucking idiot.
Try going the other way like I did and report back soon, shithead.
Oh wait, you couldn't afford it. Kek.
>>80267941
>traitor
lmao
>>80276741
Prairies are going to be OK. Way too cold for Muslims.
And Prairies are based. Remember Ralph Klein on Mad Cow disease?
Shoot, shovel, and shut up.
What a boss.
Ain't no muzzies settling in Winnipeg, Saskatoon, Regina, Edmonton, Calgary, or anywhere else the temperature dips below -40 degrees.
Vancouver, Toronto, and Montreal are fucked. Totally fucked.
Bonne chance mes amis! Bonne chance!
https://youtu.be/X9kQ5zumZww
>>80254368
>Be black-American
>Go outside
>Walk to convenience store
>Everyone in neighborhood looking at me suspiciously
>Get stopped by cops
>Get shot
