>be american
>become a cop THEN get shot
>become an hero
How does one become an anointed hero after getting shot? Sounds like a complete failure and waste of semen to me.
>>80211743
>waste of semen to me
What I'm getting from this is you'd rather gargle the cum?
Please confirm or deny.
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>>80212111
Why suck a dick for cum when you can put your lips on some VB?
>>80213173
This isn't a confirmation or denial which can only infer you're acknowledging my suspicions.
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>>80213261
Your suspicions about the taste? Why don't you try it out.
>>80213417
I'm not into cum catching m8
Why don't you just describe the taste for me? Is it like salty milk?
>>80211743
They even worship dead pigdogs as above mere humans.
>>80211743
You new, foreign piece of shit. You clearly don't know what an hero means.
Lots of dead Marines become heroes which doesn't make any sense but I guess cops think they are military or something too. Seems like a waste of good lawn some Mexican could live in and tend to I don't know why they waste it on dead people.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7SMpAHJkhm0
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7SMpAHJkhm0
>>80213530
>>80213561
Thank god, am I glad to see another human being on this thread.
Here's hoping the other six pigs die.
>>80213530
When i was 12 I used to browse /b/ and became a degnerate for a moment so I decided to lean onto my bed with my head and dick lined up to where I would jizz into my mouth when i jerked off. I came and most hit my face but a little got into my mouth and it was like really salty water but it was disgusting and i spit it out and began crying and nearly 10 years later I'm not a degenerate.
>>80214025
Sorry bro you're gay now.
>>80214025
That's pretty fucking gay.
It doesn't bother me, it's a way to keep them from quitting, a ritual. Normal people know it's ridiculous but let them play their games. They have to deal with niggers.
>>80214025
You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found gay, autistic, absolute degenerate, 100% american
>>80214162
>>80214335
>>80214640
>implying you haven't even tried to give a blowjob to yourself
You utter hypocrites.
>>80215694
>tried
sorry you got a small weiner bro
>>80215874
>implying you managed to pull it off
So how did the cum taste, anon?
>>80211743
http://www.thelocal.at/20160705/heroic-police-officer-dies-from-his-injuries
>>80216217
>implying you managed to pull it off
I wasn't pulling it m8
>>80216368
>dodging the question
You mean there wasn't anything to pull?
>>80216753
>dodging my implication
