Well the election is basically decided. Coalition are set to return.
They will get between 76 and 78 seats. Even if they get one or two less they have won the support of Based Katter and the old trout in Indi.
Senate results will come in a couple of weeks. Looking pretty spicy.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
plz respond
>>80202427
Ahahahahahaha, you fell for Pyney's maymay!
>>80202841
Are you implying The Coalition isn't going to win m8?
Also have you posted over on /Aus/ on ate chan? I'd swear I saw that image there once.
Are they finally getting rid of the cancerous Safe Schools program?
Are the borders secure?
Are we still going to get fucked over by big business?
>>80203070
>Are they finally getting rid of the cancerous Safe Schools program?
I reckon Turnbull privately supports it but will have to be pretty cautious because the right of his party is fired up about his bad performance and won't let him fag up the kids.
>Are the borders secure?
The planes fly straight over them and pour chinks and curries into us like we are a designated shitting river.
>Are we still going to get fucked over by big business?
The senate won't be very business friendly and may save us from some of the worst stuff.
>>80203018
It'll be a hung parliament with the dodgy fucking independents doing backroom deals to grind their axes and eventually give Malc the balance of power.
Called it on Sun.
You've probably seen the pic her - I've posted it here and on /int/ before
>implying I'd go on a list to visit sideways8 chan.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/theyre-here-taylor-swift-and-tom-hiddleston-have-arrived-in-australia-on-way-to-gold-coast/news-story/22e8dda01bf03087f56ddecd2b8e0337
Lads, was this whole Dallas thing just a false flag to distract us from this?
>>80203590
>It'll be a hung parliament
Nah m8 the psephology blogs are all saying Libs will get 76 - 78.
Labor would need a miracle to keep them from getting a majority now.
Great, so all the bullshit that Labor did years ago which made it all so easy to shit on Labor, the libs are now doing,
Turnbull is a fucking faggot.
how fucking long does this take fucking australian efficiency lol
cant even count fast
>>80203828
>Labor would need a miracle to keep them from getting a majority now.
Not saying they will - hence hung parliament with the fucking indies guiding us all around by the nose...
You really think Hinch [for example] is gonna give LNp his vote?
>>80202427
>Wins
kek. Prepbull has basically Gillarded himself. He won't get shit done and he'll get knifed.
>>80204091
Hinch is in the senate m8.
You don't seem particularly well informed I have to say.
I don't mind bantering with dumb cunts though.
>>80202427
Yeah the real question is when will the Libs fuck turnbull off and get a real right wing leader?
>>80204208
The thing is Gillard DID get shit done and it was all that shit that destroyed her.
Libs actually do better when their agenda gets blocked.
It all fell apart for Howard when he won a senate majority and did shit like work choices.
>>80203964
It's almost like Turnbull is a slimy jew who is only in it for power
>young libs in turmoil
KEK
Mates there is a chance Sarah Hanson-Young could lose her senate seat.
She polled an absolutely abysmal number in SA. Just embarrassing.
>>80204210
>Not knowing how a bill is passed thru the 2 houses....
M8 it really doesn't matter what the house of reps ends up looking like - otherwise we wouldn't actually be in this situation any way, would we?
As it is well have more members crossing the floor anyway - can you imagine if they did a conscience vote on gay marriage for instance?
For someone calling me a dumb cunt, you ain't exactly leading the field, if ya know what I mean...
>>80205483
m8 I called you a dumb cunt but I said I didn't mind.
And you are a dumb cunt but that is okay.
The senate will be okay for Turnbull so long as he doesn't try to pass the more ideological Liberal items.
He will be able to get a majority with right win micros and centrists.
>>80203590
Who is that trouser arouser?
>>80205870
Nah cunt. Senate's fukt.
>>80207218
No m8, a majority is there for either side since NXT, Lambie and Hinch will hold the balance and are pragmatists.
Everything will be fine.
I am a bit disappointed by the lack of enthusiasm for this thread.
I am a bit lonely tonight.
>>80207692
aw sorry bro, good point: >>80207349
>but tfw J.L will never have the deciding vote to bring nuclear power to straya
>>80206217
Anna Chlumsky
>>80207349
kek, calling Lambie a pragmatist.
>tfw she does her back and claims benefits from parliamentary work....
>>80207692
every ones already over the election and has had enough of politicians and their bullshit
>>80207692
ehhh i don't think there's even enough australians to sustain a general even on /int/ and there's just not much to say until a concrete government is determined
>>80208286
>>80208506
>>80208626
Yeah well the loneliness gets to me sometimes mates.
I like a good Aussie shitpost thread on /pol/.
Does anyone here plan to join One Nation? I reckon the time is ripe to get in on the ground floor.
I can't join because I've written too much racist shit under my own name and it is all over the internet. I would just be a liability for them.
why is living here so fucking relaxing
> Europe is being overrun by niggers, rape and murder is increasing along with some leaders outright saying that they want the white european to end
> America is literally experiencing it's first moments of a race war, not to mention being being shot every fucking day
> meanwhile in Australia...Chao Lin is a bit rude, the cunt
>>80209440
We are behind the others, but heading in the same direction.
The same forces are on the boil here, in the background.
>>80208866
Well see ya in Q&A Bingo on Monday m80
>pic related: Derryn will be on board
>>80209501
I agree there
As someone who was born and raised in QLD, i will stand against the degenerate tides of the South East
>>80209616
Queensland is not immune. They are in your midst.
>>80209727
Yea, i've seen some of the younger generation's shit
I'm concerned but the world is changing and people are waking up, i hope that we're just slow enough not to have it infect our people fully
Sup m8s
>yfw Pauline wins 5 senate seats
>>80209798
I have little hope for the future.
But it is not impossible that we will save ourselves.
>>80209948
Stop posting those lewd and defamatory images m8.
Disrespectful to Queen Pauline.
>>80209301
I'd consider it
I'm wondering how much One Nation will pursue state politics now that they have a good foot in the door for federal politics?
Seems like most of their concerns are at the federal level.
>>80209948
I'd make passionate love to her
>>80210058
>I'm wondering how much One Nation will pursue state politics
With as much zeal as they do federal politics m8.
Pauline has promised to run candidates in every seat at the next Queensland state election.
>>80209440
Because big tone stopped the boats.
>>80203964
i actually agree with her, sick of comedians going out on rants rather than telling jokes
>>80208866
have you ever been in the aus threads on /r9k/?
>>80211153
Yeah, but I had to stop hanging out on r9k because it was bad for my depression. Miserable fucking place.
Half the Ausbots on there are chinks and they don't even have the decency to hide it like they do here on /pol/.
I need more Pauline memes
>>80210058
>>80210300
Only QLD
>>80211300
theres only one chink i know of on r9k. an anon from burwood in sydney. we recently found out bingoanon is part chinese in the qanda thread.
>>80211812
We recently found out bingoanon CLAIMS she is part Chinese. Just like he/she CLAIMS he/she is female. I have been suspicious from the start.
They are always talking about using prostitutes on r9k and it makes me feel a bit icky.
>>80211997
>They are always talking about using prostitutes on r9k and it makes me feel a bit icky.
today in one thread there was an anon bragging about torturing animals to death and enjoying it. icky is right.
>>80212676
I only ever torture myself, psychologically.
They are too hardcore for me over on r9k. I could feel them dragging me down so I had to let them go.
why do you go there m8?
Are you NEET?
I TRIED SO HARD
swear to god grey is going to give me a hernia.
>starts lnp majority at 56%
>swings NXT majority at 56%
>swings back lnp at 56%
>now at 52% lnp
Make up your minds Whyalla.
Barker as well.
>>80213100
Grey and Barker will be won by the Liberals. They are not in any danger.
>>80212886
AND GOT SO FAR
teach me cute australian words to use, please
so far i have collected:
smoko
ciggy butt brain
barbie
arvo
cunt
thank you
>>80213313
nah know that, just noting they're bouncing all over the joint when they don't usually do that shit.
>>80213464
To give someone a pash is to kiss them m8.
>>80203776
news.com covering the real issues
>>80213575
nic.. noice.
what are cute things to call somebody in australese ?
>>80213664
Poofter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PfDro1UGUo
>>80202427
LDP BTFO all you gun loving cucks can piss of and stop compromising Australia's safety for your small cock!
Explain what is going on in small words.
I'm in the middle of a bender and this shit is bascially alien words to me
>>80213664
A girlfriend can be called your "chicky-babe".
>tfw hung parliament
is anybody actually happy with this?
I'd rather a majority labor to this bullshit
>>80213898
>your small cock!
How did you know?
I would kill someone for an extra two inches m8.
>>80213664
"gave the sluzza a quick root behind the loo"
>>80213953
fuck major parties
>>80213855
poofter is a mean word isn't it :(
>>80213952
noted. and what cutesy name for a guy?
thank you
>>80213953
There isn't actually going to be a hung parliament.
Coalition will win a slim majority.
>>80214062
>and what cutesy name for a guy?
A husband can be your "hubby".
All the Labor and Greens voters on facebook have already forgotten about the election and are hooked on Pokemon Go
>>80214191
>tfw no australian hubby to enjoy a smoko with after a little barbie next to the beach in the arvo
>>80213953
Hung parliament means more entertainment for me and less likelihood of a major party fucking us up.
>>80214062
Mean words are sometimes nice, depends on who you are talking to, Hans. I could call my mates fuckwits with no hard feelings, but not some random old person on the street.
Context is everything in Australia
>>80213898
Got in last time on donkey vote. Have considerably raised their profile since. Maybe not this time, though they're still in the running for two seats against Pauline. Next election will be the real test
>>80213664
Sheila = Woman, usually used as a positive.
Slag = Slutty woman or a insult for women.
strewth = mating call of the late mighty Steve Irwin, king of straya
chockers = full, packed to the brim, densely smushed.
Grouse = Good, positive response to something, also used in sarcasm a fair bit
Yarn = story
All cock and ribs = very skinny.
Mank = bad
One thing that you cannot learn without experience though is our ability to instantly understand any euphemism on the spot since they vary from town to town.
Now tell me some of your german speak cunt
>>80214517
>Next election will be the real test
If they don't win any seats at this one they may as well not bother next time.
>>80214417
same here desu except I voted Coalition
I caught some mad ones today
>>80214536
>Steve Irwin
It still fucking hurts, Anon.
So it's literally Labor 2010 2.0: Liberal Edition right? 3 random wankers basically holding the balance of power.
Oh fun.
>>80214466
It's about time you move to Hahndorf, SA.
>>80214466
Isn't faggotry haram, Mohammed?
>>80214665
HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS.
IT IS NOT A HUNG PARLIAMENT
LIBERAL WILL WIN A MAJORITY
>>80214665
Haha more like 5 wankers.
And with a hostile senate as well.
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/07/08/15/40/xenophon-apologises-to-australia-for-pyne
>xenophon apologised for teaching pyne at university,
the banter is real.
>>80214536
>Now tell me some of your german speak cunt
thank you
i will pick out some interesting german words
a very versatile word:
>geil
means at the sams time horny/aroused and awesome/great
>spacken/spacko
weird guy, creep, idiot. like a softer form of spast (spastic)
>asylant
means 'tanned lover'
>kippe
slang for cig/'ciggy'
related:
>nuttenstängel
thin cigarette, effeminate cigarette
literally 'a whore's thin stick'
>mische
lit. mix, something that is mixed
= alc
>>80214586
Pauline did it
All about media presence. If Liney can get coverage for his views on freedom, we can finally dismantle the nanny state. God bless
>>80214793
So instead of going and sorting themselves out with 3 wankers, they've made a prior agreement with those 3 wankers who are still way more likely to vote for their interests and ransom their co-operation for pet policies.
Yaaaay
>liberal wins
>year goes bye
>shit gets worse
>"Why exactly is shit getting worse?"
>"Okay well look. This is all labor's fault, ok?"
I can't wait. gonna be the toppest of keks to see the country go to hell and liberal votes are to blame.
>>80214713
i am a cis het able-bodied girl so no
[checking privilege]
>>80214793
Kinda defeats the purpose of the DD though.
>Throw a hissy fit DD because the senate were being mean to you
>Get an even worse senate and a hair thin majority in the lower house.
They're fucked in 3 years, shame it'll be labor that picks it up.
>>80203357
Fuckin Wordsworth mate.
Top shit.
>>80215110
I cant wait till they fuck up, Its an excuse for my liberal diehard parents to not be such cunts.
>>80215098
THE WANKERS ARE NOT INVOLVED
COALITION WILL GOVERN ON THEIR OWN
THE WANKERS WILL WANK IN THE CORNER IRRELEVANTLY
>>80215244
Stupid boomers reee
>>80215032
I offer you equivalents kraut-bro
Fair keen = Horny, ready for sum fuk
Derro = as in derranged, for creeps, weirdos and gross people
Fag/durry = cigarette, durry is used more, since fag is more synonymous with gays now.
>>80215212
>They're fucked in 3 years
Not necessarily.
This election looks a lot like the 1998 election, and Howard went on to win again in 2001 (and 2004).
>>80204264
Mate whisper in Bernardi's ear that it may pay dividends to stay with the LNP just a little bit longer.
>>80215476
The 98 election had the GST as the issue
>>80215407
A derro is a poor person. A bogan.
>>80215497
If Bernardi becomes PM, i would laugh for at least a week.
>>80215546
Yes that's right. What is your point though?
>>80215648
That's the only reason they lost seats (which later gained back)
This won't be happening next election
>>80215589
A bogan is a bogan mate
Hence why you can have derro bogans without being redundant.
>>80202427
>australianism intensifies
please focus on the important /pol issues ie clinton foundation and american politics in general
>>80210476
Thank fuck he got that right
>>80215407
thank you.
also i tried to make a banter in my slang post there
please laugh
>>80215757
Derro is the adjective and bogan is the noun in this case. As nouns though, they are basically synonymous.
>>80215728
>That's the only reason they lost seats
There is always a reason for a liberal government to be on the nose m8.
It is their nature.
>>80215476
>>80215648
What, you reckon the lnp only cut it thin this time because of the scare campaign the labs were running? There's a deep seated distaste with the major parties that's been brewing since Rudd got knifed (before really). That's what makes me think we're in for 1-2 term stints for a long ass time.
>>80215771
yeah nah
>>80214687
hahndorf looks like chinatown now mate more asians than germans
>>80215966
Ready to change PM every year as we give our leaders the knife?
>>80213332
HER HAIR'S RED, AND SHE DOESNT LIKE THE MUZZOS.
>>80216076
Looks like. Shorten is gonna get knifed at any rate, not that he matters.
>>80216059
Someone needs to pick the fruit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXUMo6RR-QM
>>80215636
Would be a hell of a ride
>>80215879
It was learning bants mates.
You're still just that little bit too formal and grammatically correct
>Tfw no strayan hubby to enjoy a arvo barbie smoky sesh
>>80214466
Smoko is a lunch or cigarette break at work. Pretty unlikely that you'd go to the beach and have a barbecue for that.
>>80216875
n-no, i meant the thing with 'asylant'
maybe a bantz too advanced.
>>80216953
:( i did not know that
thanks
>>80217109
>maybe a bantz too advanced
No it was just shit m8.
>>80215589
>>80215407
Derro is literally a vulgarization of derelict.
>>80213664
Cunt = Your best mate.
Mate = A complete cunt.
>>80217109
I don't speak any fucking german, you got to not fuck with me here.
>>80217109
Don't be sad, you're still learning. Aus bantz requires an irreverent attitude.
>>80212784
>Are you NEET?
nah. i have a job but i am a social fuckup and can relate to a lot of people on r9k.
>>80217316
that hurt m80
>>80217379
thank you.
>>80203964
b b but they are the funniest jokes. Also, the ones that are so painfully self deprecating. I love those
She just doesn't like them because she doesnt understand it. But thats the whole point of the image being posted here.
You dopey fuckwits don;t get it do you.
This last round of bullshit was the only chance we had to take the power away from the two major parties.
Now we have the same shit in a different cup.
Fuck you all, I fucking hate the apathy and general stupidity of my fellow citizens.
Also, eat a dick ya shitbird. That's for old mate Kraut who is collecting lingo.
Here krautfag, get ready to shit an echidna.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK3O4chRhMg
>>80217379
This heavily depends on context. You can call anyone 'mate', but you can only call your best mates or people you hate a cunt. If you don't know exactly to use these terms, just use them in their normal meanings (ie Mate - friend;
Cunt - detestable person)
>>80213464
kayfers is KFC
maccas is McDonalds
pretty simple really
>>80217624
th-thanks
>>80218442
Nice. We call McDonalds 'Mecces'
>>80213953
You're assuming Libs are still in some semi-conservative Tony Abbott mode.
As far as I'm concerned, they're both Labor and if neither of them can get anything done then it would be like a gift from God.
>>80215201
pics of back of hand.
>>80215110
Well Libs are Labor now, so they wouldn't be wrong
>>80217833
Canberra here. I had four choices mate:
Libs
Labor
Greens
and Bullet Train
What was I supposed to do?
>>80218609
don't wanna post a pic but i can record something in vocaroo.
>>80218735
bullet train
>>80212886
BUT IN THE END THE LABOR/GeTUP SHECKLES WEREN'T ENOUGH
>>80218735
bullet train
>>80218735
Bullet Train m8
>>80218735
Bullet train. Is that even a question?
>>80218735
Bullet Train
>>80218840
>>80218897
>>80218968
>>80218982
I did:
Bullet Train
Libs
Labor
Greens
I did good right /pol/?
BULLET TRAIN
>>80218735
bullet train. to get the fuck out of there faster.
>>80219108
Perfectly done m8
>>80219108
noice
>>80219108
Did the best you could do.
>>80217833
I am a very cynical guy who cannot get past the marketing aspect of the whole thing. I fucking hate advertising, and I hate how politicians become brands revolving around a slogan and an image. It reeks of the same bullshit programming dettol, ford, the voice and all those other cunts use to cram product down the throats of idiots. And that's what the whole campaign felt like. Sound bytes being forced down my throat like a horse cock. I can't genuinely engage until this lack of genuine messaging ceases.
>>80219108
good job chink, ill gladly accept you
>>80218735
Bullet Train I'd assume m8
>>80218834
>but i can record something in vocaroo.
please vocaroo some examples of german culture.
>>80218834
vocaroo some german shit, then give us some kraut oz bantz if you can
>>80219108
You tried.
>>80217833
>chance
>to take power away
>from the two major parties
m8...
>>80204286
>Libs actually do better when their agenda gets blocked.
could you imagine how badly they'd have fucked this cuntry if they passed that 2014 budget?
>>80215589
Derro = Derelict
>>80220109
this guy is right.
the fuck is wrong with >>80215407 &&
>>80215589
>>80220043
>>80217833
Only one state, but worth something right?
>>80202427
Doesn't really matter. Nobody is going to be able
To pass shit in the next 3 years. Getting the senate to all agree on something would take a miracle. It's gonna be a stagnant 3 years for Aussie politics.
>>80220253
shitcunts with proxies.
>>80220109
>>80220253
How does that contradict what I said m8?
That cunt was saying a derro is a creep or a weirdo.
>>80202427
anyone running a book on whom out of hanson and lambie will call the other a cunt first under parliamentary privilege?
>>80209501
Indeed. the niggers in cuckburne are chimping out and it's actually making the news.
Won't be long before a based cop shoots one and we'll have our own nigger lives matter movement
>>80220862
I reckon Lambie feels threatened as fuck by Based Pauline.
I reckon she might go at her with claws and a cat fight on the floor of the senate.
>>80204208
Gillard got knifed because of the shit she got done. In the short time she was in she passed more bills than Howard in his final term.
I don't have time to read this whole thread but I just wanted to say you are shit cunts for not supporting the LDP enough.
Fuck all you cunts, we could have had a based Leyonhjelm and Pauline partnership to get us gun licences for home defense.
>>80221427
>muh guns
fuck guns. you dont need them. crime is pretty low in australia.
>>80221568
Crime is way too high in this country.
Fucking nig-nogs doing car jackings and home invasions in Melbourne now.
this is the future.
>>80219801
>some examples of german culture
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04kKZjs0e5u
here you go
>>80221568
>you dont need them. crime is pretty low in australia.
except in the leftist-infested cities where they can't import niggers and musrats fast enough
home invasions, carjackings, drive-by shootings, etc are a daily fucking occurrence here in cuckbourne
implement castle doctrine and allow guns for home defence again and there'd be no apex gang or any other nigger degeneracy clubs within weeks
cops could get back to what they do best: camping on the side of the freeways waiting for juicy speeding tickets
>>80221568
>says the cuck
Meanwhile there is a sudanese gang crime epidemic in one of our major cities with nigg-I mean "new australians" constantly stealing cars and breaking into houses.
I don't give a goddamn shit, people should have the right to defend their homes with firearms.
Especially women and the elderly and we should at the very least allow these most vulnerable members of society the right to use non lethal weapons for self defense.
>>80221844
Next do one where you roleplay being raped by an advancing Russian soldier in 1945.
>>80221987
>"new australians"
"Tanned Australians" anon.
>>80221427
Lion helmet is an anti-nationalist open borders cuck. Bit of a deal breaker.
>>80221844
you sound like a jap
>legalize guns
>there are now hundreds of niggers with guns breaking into your house
???
Just get some security shutters bruh
>>80222021
i live together with my grandmother who fled from what used to be eastern germany
don't think i can pull that off with her around you feel
>>80221844
you sounds asian, some false kraut weeb
>>80213953
Yep I sure as fuck am, neither party can do anything. Aus politics is essentially: do I want party A to fuck me up the ass or party B?
>>80220097
Maybe cunts would've had to get a fuckin job aye? That would've been apocalyptic. Thank god we can run this country only sociology, arts and low-grade business majors alone.
>>80222245
>implying niggers don't all have criminal records thus being excluded from gun rights
>implying niggers have enough disposable income to afford a gun licence let alone a firearm
>this dumb fallacy again
No dipshit. Legalising gun ownership for law abiding citizens does not allow criminals greater access to guns. It allows YOU the law abiding citizen to have greater access to guns.
By opposing gun rights you aren't stopping methhead, criminals or niggers from getting guns to kill you, they will get them illegally anyway. You are stopping yourself from having greater firepower than the methheads, criminals and niggers to defend yourself.
If I gave you a gun today would you just go out and commit crimes?
You have a knife in your house, how many people did you stab today?
Coalition will continue to steal public assets and services and sell them off for short term gains (you know, rather than let the government have a revenue stream).
>>80221568
And yet we import nigs and muds
God bless this soon to be shitty country
>>80213953
Fuck labor and to a slightly lesser extent fuck liberals.
I want a hung parliament so the minor parties have all the deciding votes..
..except greens. Greens are the worst of all.
>>80222645
>it's the neo-liberalism masquerading as nationalism episode
The moment people adopted that shit and became white Jews was the death of the white race. NatSoc is the only way, One Nation is the party for Australia.
>>80213464
Cunt
Cuntox
Fucking cunt
Cunty
Cuntastic
Cunted up
Utter cunt
>>80223236
Oh, almost forgot:
Shitcunt
>>80202427
BasedTone is his name and the boy is comin...
Straight outta Warringah,
Is a malingerer that'll finger a minger
takin seats with 3.3% swing uh!
Dangerous motherfucker based in Canberra
But ya won't see me on Q&A brah!
See, I don't give a fuck, that's specific
See refugees, tow 'em back to the Pacific
But I'm smart, when knifed, gotta wait 'til
Come back stronger in a motherfucking spill
To me it's kinda funny, bitches yell misogyny
They mad I made Rudd put Gillard in the cemet'ry
Try'na out do the one called BasedTony
But here's the rap, they all just phoneys!
I was hoping the antigunners would keep responding..
What you antigunners need to understand is I and others here are pro gun, not because we want criminals to have guns. Criminals can't get gun licences anyway so that argument is retarded.
We want YOU, the anti gunners, the good guys to have guns. We want YOU to be resposible gun owners who keep your guns safe and only use them to prevent crimes and protect yourself, your family and your homes.
That's all we want. We want you to be safe and to protect us and we want to protect you.
If you are such a fucking cuck that you don't even trust yourself with a gun that is fine too so go ahead and don't exercise your right to do so, but don't impose on my right to protect myself, my family, my home, and given the opportunity, you.
>>80213464
>>80223236
filthy cunt -- likely slept with a fatty
dumb cunt -- idiot
cheap cunt\ - cheapo
shits fucked - when something is messed up
>>80222743
So what, in your fantasy world every petty criminal already has a record and have no clean friends that will just hand guns out to them? Everyone working in gun importation will be unbribeable and all guns will be safely locked away?
Legal guns will always result in more guns in the hands of criminals, and it will definitely result in that nigger coming through your window packing heat because he's always going to assume you are too.
>>80223466
Pretty well memed m8.
>>80213898
>compromising Australia's safety
Hatefacts inc
>>80221844
disgusting lel
>>80223172
We could do whatever we wanted as long as we stay white. Do you seriously trust Labor and the Greens on that? I don't even trust Malcolm.
Especially at this point in time with what's going on in Europe and America, I don't understand how immigration and demographics are not still the #1 issue to anybody. We are influenced by other countries in the west, and until the prevailing sentiment in the west becomes at least not anti-white I don't know why anybody would lay with that fire.
>>80213898
I voted LDP because I want nuclear power, what now faggot.
>>80222423
>>80222202
:( do i still sound asian when speaking english?
read something from a popular science book
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CuhSt2brZR
>>80223236
>>80223736
n-nice, thank you
>>80223236
>>80223452
Here's some more:
Cuntface
Fucked cunt
Cuntarded
Bush pig ( a fat or ugly girl)
Derro (A derolict person)
Derrick ( a dumb cunt)
Hole (as in "this place is a fuckin hole)
Povo cunt (Poor person, Povo meaning poverty.)
Nigel (a person with no friends)
>>80222260
sing a german song in german please.
>>80224020
If you want to master the idiom you must have first hand knowledge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYJxxO4II2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VdGElZz-7I
I have actually gone down the clarrie hall spillway, its fuckin excellent.
>>80224269
>tfw Nigel
>>80224269
>Nigel (a person with no friends)
>>80202841
Thats a big zucchini
>>80221568
where the fuck do you live? or are you just under a rock?
>>80204031
M8 the senate ballot paper is literally 2 foot long and has over 160 boxes which may contain numbers, it's a clusterfuck.
>>80222245
>Criminals
>abiding by current gun laws.
>>80222478
Party A will give you taxpayer-funded lube, whereas Party B will reduce taxes on lube.
>>80204031
m8 the country is 20x bigger and has 5x as many cunts as snoreway. Plus abbos throw spears at you when you got to get their votes
>>80223762
>So what, in your fantasy world every petty criminal already has a record and have no clean friends that will just hand guns out to them? Everyone working in gun importation will be unbribeable and all guns will be safely locked away?
Firstly, You dumb cunt.
Now allow me to tell you why you are wrong.
>in your fantasy world every petty criminal already has a record
In your fantasy world only people who wish to become criminals will acquire guns when guns are legal. When in fact legal gun owners basically never commit gun crime. Criminals already acquire guns when they are legal.
People won't be going around mugging people with guns more when they are legal because law abiding citizens would have guns as well which is a massive deterrent against petty crime.
> have no clean friends that will just hand guns out to them?
You mean like all the legal gun owners are constantly doing right now. Oh wait that basically never happens and also there is nothing preventing that from happening right now, except the law, which would prevent it still with looser gun rights which allow gun use for self defense.
>Everyone working in gun importation will be unbribeable
Why only gun importation? The people working the docks are pretty bribable as is and they constantly turn the blind eye on guns which can and do only end up in the hands of criminals and have no chance of being used for lawful reasons.
>all guns will be safely locked away?
I believe a gun is safer in the hands of a law abiding citizen than in a safe.
If you believe law abiding citizens should not have guns to fend off criminals why then should police have guns?
I hear Bernardi is creating some kind of conservative party
>>80224020
>do i still sound asian when speaking english?
you sound german but you could be an arab.
>>80225270
>Criminals already acquire guns when they are legal.
Meant to say
>Criminals already acquire guns when they are illegal.
>>80225279
Because he is fed up with turncoats shit
>>80224946
More like Liberals will cut lube funding because it's expected to "Save 20 million dollars over the next 3 years" after decades of "Irresponsible labor spending."
Labor would maintain lube is a fundamental right of any civilized nation and create a convuluted Act called the "Need less pain in the ass? Come see us" Act where you can jump through tons of loopholes to get government benefits while Liberals look onwards in horror and count their DD triggers.
>>80225279
>conservative party
At this stage I think it is a "movement" rather than a party.
But that could come later.
>>80225361
half german half ar*b anyways
:(
>>80202841
I already have the three word slogan for when Pyne runs for Prime Minister - "Good Liberal Boy"
>>80224540
For you
>>80218507
I hear that they love Mecca in Germany
>>80224696
inner western sydney. maybe if i was in a poorer area id want a gun too.
It will be a 79 seat majority government with a mandate to lead.
Leading is the problem however because Malcolm needs to be replaced by Abbot. All other parties are racist and need not apply.
>>80225536
>half ar*b anyways
gross desu
>>80213464
Saying see you next tuesday (C U N T)
>>80226685
c-cunt.
>>80224295
sorry baking scones atm
the only german songs i know by heart are liturgic anyway
>>80225536
>half ar*b
Disgusting.
>>80228057
>sorry baking scones atm
>the only german songs i know by heart are liturgic anyway
ok. enjoy your scones. dont out kebab meat in them.
Wuh oh!
>http://www. s m h .com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/oops-pauline-hanson-caught-drinking-allegedly-halal-milk-20160707-gq0nub.html
>Pauline Hanson, Senator-elect for Queensland and fierce opponent of halal food, has been caught out drinking (allegedly) halal-certified milk, despite saying she doesn't "believe" in halal certification, and citing the vaguely-sourced statistic that "98 per cent of Australians" also oppose it.
Well it was good while it lasted my dudes, but we're fucked now. Melgadishu, Sa'idney and Bris-Bei Jing in a couple of years, sorry mates
>>80231252
What in the fuck is halal certified milk
I thought halal was a slaughtering method therefore only applies to meat
>>80231252
mate shes reached trump status. no dumb shit she does is going to slow her down
Posting this ebin facebook meme which made me laugh
what the fuck isn't halal anymore, and it all goes to funding mosques and shit.
fucking ban islam already and send all the muzzies to sand nigger countries
>>80237848
why indeed i think most of the western world is asking themselves that question
>>80237848
of course banning things in the past has worked... All you're going to do is make 10 year olds think it's cool.
>>80238434
If they practise it, deport them to the land of their ancestors AKA some shit middle east hole. They are all on welfare and commit the most crimes per capita not to mention the cost of them in jails where they make up a huge percentage per capita of the general population.
FUCK ISLAM
>>80225536
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The memes are real.
Also you don't sound chinky because you can pronounce L like a true aussie cunt.
t. knower
>>80239209
Why does White Boi even compete?
>>80239546
lmao looking like absolute chit.
beb where is hairline
brb nose in orbit
brb no shoulders
brb yuuuuge chest gap
btb abs literally falling off body
brb brb
>>80240204
>haha! You're so funny anon! ...You're so handsome too! It's a pity you're a White Supremacist.
>We would've been perfect.
