>be swedish
>wake up in the morning at 9 because enjoying day 3 of my 5 weeks paid vacation. two more days and i will be leaving for trinidad and tobago, the 24th country i will have visited. "gotta catch em all!"
>open my unlocked front door and fetch the paper in my bath robe "because sweden"
>my neighbor spots me: "good morning!"
>"good morning!"
>we nod to each other and smile. the warmth of välfärd radiating from our perfect scandinavian 6 feet plus frames
>fire up my wilfa grinder and make myself a cup of french pressed brazil fortaleza from johan & nyström. ahhh. it's rich, nutty with a chocolate tone. mmm. love this coffee. only the best will do in sweden
>morning paper: "everything is perfect in sweden. small problems alert! nah kidding it's perfect"
>check on my 8/10 swedish girl (that's 11/10 in imperial units). still sleeping
>visit 4chan
>"sweden kek! muslims lol! cuck cuck cuck!"
>look outside my window. hmmm. an old lady is walking her dog no muslims in sight. no nigger horde. no mexicans. no suicide bombers. no falling towers
>go to /pol/
>guns
>niggers
>mexicans
>and a-n-o-t-h-e-r shooting?
>what is wrong with these people?
>spend an hour reading trinidad & tobago tourist guides and scratching my balls
Just another day in the life of a Swedish cuck.
So how was your day, America? :)
same shit
>>80197334
nice try mohammed
>> you got woke up by the prayer call
>>80197334
Next level shitposting
>>80197334
>no muslims in sight
you just had to look in the mirror
>>80197985
Don't worry about it, LaShawn. Your side is winning.
>>80197334
That was some hardcore larping there, Ahmed.
>it's rich, nutty with a chocolate tone. mmm. love this
I bet you do faggot
>be german
>wake up in the morning at 6
>rush to work
>no time for papers, browsing 4chan, breakfast etc
>buy expensive Latte on the metro station
>see only white people because it's 7 a.m
>go to work
>see only whtie people because only white people work
>go home after 8 hours of work and 1 hour break
>eat a great homemade german meal from my mother
>watch ZDF propaganda
>go to /pol/
>HURRR GERMANY OVERRUN BY MUDSLIMS
>how can this be? i only see white people???... my country is 99% white!!
>drink Schnaps and go to bed at 9 p.m.
>>80198238
Go to the big cities.
Trinidad and Tobago, niiiice. Never been. I prefer places like Canada, Russia, Iceland etc. (flyfishing), but gf wants those warm places so...
Maybe we'll check it out as we hit New York in the fall, load up on some vitamin D. If we make it out of New York, that is.
>>80197334
>rich, nutty with a chocolate tone
Sweden confirmed for drinking nigger semen.
>>80197334
>>80198658
>Merkel and Löfven posting propaganda on /pol/
>>80198794
> but gf wants those warm places so..
No she wants some negro bulls, cuck.
>be german
>wake up in the morning in my small apartment at 5 because the job starts at 7. No holiday this year because the rent is too fucking high
>Shower and get ready for work - no time for breakfast
>Don't talk to neighbours because everyone hates each other in this shithole of an urban city
>Walk straight to the car and drive to work
>Post about it on /pol/
>Fuck you france
>>80198163
Kek, good one, Bulgaria!
>>80197334
>drinking pressed coffee
You barbarian.
>>80197334
Sounds boring as fuck.
>>80198902
methinks you should watch less [spoiler]BLACKED.COM[/spoiler]
>be Rhodesian
>wake up in the morning at 9
>play stellaris
>breakfast, 2 eggs bacon and a cup of black coffee with those Turkish sweets I bought at the fair.
>Go outside
>see only white people because it's a gated community
>chill outside, smoke a cigarette
>see only white people work working (Reminiscent of Rhodesia)
>go home and browse the web
>eat a great homemade meal
>watch anime
>go to /pol/
>HURRR AFRICA'S OVERRUN BY NIGGERS
>how can this be? i only see white people???... my country is 99% white!!
>drink whiskey and go to bed at 2 a.m.
Repeat cycle tomorrow probably
Haha plebs doesn't understand regular life. Their counties are run by other plebs, so they think having 50% immigration and unemployment is the only option. Oh my...
>small problems alert! nah kidding it's perfect
jelly af
>>80199518
ooga booga, you nigger.
>>80197334
>be swedish
>wake up in morning
>brush my teeth with mohammad's cock
>mohammed is just one of my 15 male masters
>he doesn't like me as much as he likes my "wife"
>he doesn't like my wife as much as his own wife's goat
>get dressed, put on my turban since I have to blend in now or I'll get beat
>walk to work since mudniggers are always blocking the fucking road with their hordes
>it's all okay though, Americans probably have it worse
>>80199701
Go back to Europe
>be me
>american indian
>wake up comfy as hell in my hut
>fuck my hot american indian wife
>look out my huts window
>nothing but beautiful fields and native american people
>log onto my native indian inca laptop
>go to indian /pol/
>lol indians, white people kek, cucked by white people
>think nothing of it
>log off and ignore that my country is being over run by invaders
>do nothing
>say nothing
>dont care because my life is comfy in this exact moment and that will never change
just another day in the life of a now extinct culture
>>80199949
Nao :p
>>80197334
Enjoy it while it lasts, Sven.
If you think the (((globalists))) are going to let you have your little frosty Aryan paradise for all time, you are oblivious or deluded.
>wake up
>be me again this morning
>make a coffee and put on Plaid on Spotify
>thank you sweden
>look out of window at perfect sunshine and feel a light breeze
>fire up computer
>start reading news
>nytimes, guardian, independent
>see coordinated killings of police officers
>look at american and dutch passports on my coffee table
>realize i am heading to america in 4 days
>think about all the annoying people i am going to encounter
>think about the american white girl accents
>think about hours in a car every damned day
>thank the dutch government for allowing me to become dutch
>identity crisis
>decide to walk through the ancient part of the city
>have coffee and see people from all over the world wandering the streets
>go home and read the news again
>get depressed
>consider not taking flight to fortress usa
>>80197334
>Be American
>Wake up
>Work
>Zone out
>Sleep
>Repeat
>Die
>Half Life 3 comes out
> be Slovene
> what is this nigger stuff others are talking about?
>>80199762
/pol/ fantasies about sweden will never cease to fascinate me. is it your consumption of american-made "cuck" pornography that makes you have these absurd visions?
>>80197334
>>be swedish
you mean somalian
>>80198658
Nice.
Who says German's don't have a sense of humour?
>>80198238
>spend an hour reading trinidad & tobago tourist guides and scratching my balls
Remember to pick out the bulls for your 8/10 girl (11/10 in imperial units) before you get on the plane to trinidad & tobago
>>80200337
My sides.
>Be Canadian
>Actually Pajeet Kupradeshmndahvikaan
t. Demarcus Rodriguez
>>80200718
>"pick out the bulls"
why are you americans so obssessed with cuckoldry and interracial pornography?
>>80200347
I miss slovenia... :(
>>80200844
Get back in the cuckshed, Sven.
>be spanish
>wake up at 8 in the morning
>check news on my phone, EU is demanding further cuts in public spending from us
>go back to sleep
>>80200388
>>80199518
>>80199041
>>80198902
>>80198238
>>80197334
tbqh famalamas, aside from your sarcastic shitposting.
Stockholm is overrun, Göteborg is overrun, Linköping, Malmö... the list goes on.
I live in a student township in linköping and man. Niggers everywhere. Some nigger kids ruining our beautiful cherry trees. All of the tress are vandalized. Because they don't know the value of things and they want dem ripe cherrs'.
Go to supermarket near where I live. Only blackies.
Go to supermarket outside university. Only whities.
Is this not a problem? Truly the student life is suffering.
I wasn't even racist before pol ;_;
>>80197334
>be american
>wake up on the couch
>7 foot nigger having sex with my white wife in my bed
>"accept it or i'll take half your shit and leave, cuck!"
>"i-i-i-m s-s-s-orry hun" taste some of the nigger's sperm as a sign of good faith
>dodge the bullets on my way to the garage. truck wont start because american pos
>hide behind the dumpster because two emos are executing school kids down the street
>spot my neighbor: "all clear, all clear! red team go, red team go!"
>"que?!?!"
>fuck it, he's on his own
>run down an alley
>nigger horde is walking towards me: "blaaaaack liiiiiveees maaaaatteeeer"
>fuck these sobs. not even head shots can kill them because they don't have brains
>climb the tallest building i can find to escape
>immediately gets hit by two planes
>jump to my death and land on a flock of bald eagles. "phew. murica"
>crawl into work
>boss: "you're late, miguel!" throws me over the wall back into mehico
Just another day in the life of an American.
>>80197334
>it's rich, nutty with a chocolate tone.
I know your wife thinks that way about him, but why do you? How can you see him at all from your shed?
>>80197334
>>80201073
Sucks. Truth of the matter is nothing could have been done to stop it. 20 years ago or so, everyone thought mass immigration was a good idea, so lots of places went for it. Richer counties did not, since they realized how bad it was, but poorer, leftist controlled ones did. Those have all the problems now, and it will only get worse now when the state is reducing compensation for immigration related stuff (like housing). Deportations and lower reception will make it slightly better, but not good. Poorer communities will struggle for a long time.
>>80201859
>ah, let's take a non-swedish clip and rename it SWEDEN, this will show them for sure.
i thought revisionism was illegal in germany. what are you doing?
>>80201073
>Sweden: Some nigger kids ruining our beautiful cherry trees.
vs
>America: Gangs of hardened nigger predators ruining our beautiful city and killing white people openly on the streets
Swedish problems
>>80201859
Nigga that's harlem.
>>80201859
what....the...fuck....
>>80197334
This is the mentality that got the US into the place it's at right now. People who think the issues of the cities don't affect the rest of the country.
>>80202344
Sorry, i can't hear you over the sound of semen leaking out of your anus.
>>80197334
Simon?
>>80201859
Is this supposed to be bad? Looks like some sort of weird art to me.
I sincerely doubt that person will ever mug or shoot anyone. I also doubt he wants to reproduce, and probably has (or will get) a job in a hair salon or something, and contribute to society.
This is not a problem to me. I'm not a "racist racist". Because I don't have a mental illness like 90% of people here, I get along fine with others; though I don't like the bad ones, and uncontrolled mass immigration. We have to stop that.
>>80201597
kek pretty good senpai
>>80202621
tsk, can't even be civil to one of the maybe four or five countries that still like germany. doesn't bode well for your future if you people keep it up like this
>>80197334
lmao Americucks BTFO in one post
>>80197334
>>80202836
The massive amount of faggoty in sweden is just the other side of the coin.
>>80197334
>living in Bielefeld
>taking bus to city centre
>all persons next to me are speaking different languages
>russian, turks, arabs, spanish
>arrive at inner city
>foreigners push themselves into the bus not letting the passengers out
>finally get out
>leave for fielmann to get my glasses fixed
>leftist protest "no borders no nation" antifa scum
>they keep babbling in spanish or shit
>all of them are punks and other vile creatures
Make Germany White Again.
>>80202533
i've been living in one of the "big cities" (by swedish standards) all my life and it's pretty great here. never had any problems at all really. nothing to be too rattled about. some suburbs have problems, but unfortunately that's the case more or less in every country.
>Be Malaysian
>Country is too corrupted to function
>Work in a neighbour country
>It's squeezed as fuck
>Way too many populations in such a small island
>mfw Singapore is smaller than a pixel on map
>mfw i'm taking away the local's job
>mfw i'm the unwanted immigrants
>>80197334
Sides out of sight
>>80202923
>still like germany
With friends like sweden you don't need enemies.
>>80197334
>be American
>Shoot in the morning at 9 because enjoying day 3 of my 5 weeks paid vacation. two more days and i will be leaving for Texas A and M, the 24th university i will have visited. "gotta shoot em all!"
>open my unlocked safe and fetch the military style assault rifle in my bath robe "because america"
>my neighbor shoots me: "good morning!"
>"good morning!"
>we shoot each other and smile. the warmth of blood radiating from our perfect kevlar clad 6 feet plus frames
>morning paper: "everything is perfect in america. 6 cops dead. 5 more injured"
>check on my .50 BMG (that's 12.7×99mm in metric units). still loaded
>visit 4chan
>"america kek! blacks lol! cuck cuck Jeb!"
>look outside my window. hmmm. an old lady is walking her gun no cops in sight. dead nigger horde. A couple mexicans looking for work. 10 suicide bombers. 2 fallen towers
>go to /pol/
>no guns
>no second amendment
>what is wrong with these people?
>spend an hour reading Texas A and M campus maps and shooting my gun
>>80197334
Swedish with similar lifestyle checking in. God damn those americans are worse than Isis.
Post proof op. Take a photo of your girl with the date stamp. Make a short video of you walking out your front door. Turn the camera around and show yourself.
You are either full of shit or simply ignoring the fact that every country has areas that are not ruined by the Muslim invasion. Even Muslim countries have nice areas.
>>80197334
>be American
>wake up at 2:15 pm
>check mtg spoilers, check social media, read news, browse /pol/
>have some extra money so I get food at a burger place, spend way too much, 9$ on burger and raspberry milkshake
>come home and watch twitch streams
>check out an ad for a job
>dad comes home and talks to me for a bit before doing his own thing
>/b/
>fap
>/pol/
>nap
>think about the qt I want to invite over
>more streams, /pol/, social media, news
>go sleep at 3 am because work at noon tomorrow
basically I want to die.
>>80197334
hes not wrong you know, as long as you live countryside, and generally 10 years ago
you niggers dont even know, and never will
i pity you a little bit
>>80197334
I honestly laughed so hard reading this. God bless you, Sweden.
>be swedish
>wakes up
>open my window
>two blacks on a stolen moped speeds by
>the moped is probably going to be burned later on, like they always does when they are tired of riding it like crazy
>release that I still live in the "hood"
>every morning
>>80197334
>spain imposes an exam for immigrants since we are the mudslime gate to europe
OMG FUCKING RACIST FASCIST
>sweden has dracionian immigration laws
SWEDEN YES, SO TOLERANT!
I have my eyes on you, fags.
>>80198658
>I only see white people where i live
>So muslims aren't a problem
>NAZIS!!! ALERTA ALERTA
Fuck off, shylock.
>>80202372
yeah your countries GREAT
>>80203669
NIMBY-cucks are the worst.
>>80203724
My mom is one. WELL ANON, DID YOU EVER GET RAPED BY REEEEFUUUGEEESS???
>>80202336
>deportations
Yeah OK.
>>80198658
>nervously and frantically written greentext
Definitely a German.
>>80203407
You act like the majority of areas would be overrun by muslims with only a few pockets of white communites left, only 6% of the German population is Muslim and only 5% of Sweden, neither of us are overrun bro
>>80197334
>be swedish
>wake up in the morning at 9 because enjoying day 3 of my 5 weeks paid vacation. two more days and i will be leaving for spain, the 24th time. "cheap cerviza and paela so gud!!!"
>open my unlocked front door and then undo the 69 locks I have to keep muslims out
>Look around the hallway to make sure nobody is already using it before opening the door, talking to people is illegal in sweden (it's rape)
>Go buy a nystrumkuglag from Ikea since mine broke (that's a coffee machine for you non-swedes)
>Then go to Ikea's fügasksfjfyak (that's feeding-space)
>Eat bland and nearly innedible flood
>Someone touches my shoulder
>Yell rape, in nordic countries touching people is rape
>Everyone yells rape
>Italian tourist looks confused and runs away in fear, the law enforcement will get him
>Go to get my car to get to the airport
>Migrants have burned it
>Get a taxi
>Muhammed isn't talkative today and just looks miffed. Good happiness is illegal in sweden, as is human emotions
>Get to low-cost airplane flight to mallorca
>Get holed up in a place named "Campo de concentracion de guiris subhumanos"
>Go to the feeding hole for paela, it's the best food I've ever had in my life, and so cheap too! Only 60 euros a serving vs sweden's 100 euros plus tax a serving of swedish government approved feeding-paste
>Drink until I pass out under the sun, wake up crispy
>>80197334
Sweden is becoming Canada in terms of shitposting.
>>80203690
a simple google search and you would have seen that this "prediction" is laughable and inaccurate, but unfortunately american education isn't advanced enough to teach such complicated methods for checking facts.
>>80203690
The UN has said the same thing for 10 years now, they just move up the date.
What happened to germany? German porn used to be the thing we used to scare kids, now it's the same as the rest of the internet porn, just one scene of vanilla sex with a descriptive title. Boring.
>>80204148
>Get holed up in a place named "Campo de concentracion de guiris subhumanos"
mfw that's accurate
it's like jews cucked themselves by paying money to be in a concentration camp
manolo, la gente esta muy loca
>>80197334
>>80198658
Achmed please you have your daily prayers to do.
>>80204148
>"cheap cerviza and paela so gud!!!"
classic delusion right there, do you really think people go crazy for your so-called beer?
>>80197334
SWEDEN IS SET TO BECOME A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY BY 2030 ACCORDING TO THE UN:
http://speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.454/sweden-to-become-a-third-world-country-by-2030-according-to-un.html
>>80204251
maybe its not disturbing enough for people to be afraid of anymore
>>80204371
>tfw we don't only get away with it
>but they pay us for it
>And then thank us
>>80204427
You go crazy because it's alcohol at 1/10 the price, it might be shit, yes, but 1/10th the price.
But keep feeling superior, see you in august!
>>80197334
>check on my 8/10 swedish girl (that's 11/10 in imperial units). still sleeping
>with a black man
>>80204148
Keks, nice
>>80197334
Why would anyone vacation in Trinidad & Tobago?
>>80198163
>>80204148
>mad because swedish tourists are enjoying their välfärd and our spanish women in our for sale-country
>>80204427
Since franco died you have been coming by droves. We don't understand it either, but even with shitty food and shitty beer the fact that you can spend there like a week for 300 euro is something very attractive.
Crazy, I know.
>>80201021
This meme is garbage and actively shits on the image of ALL white people.
>be Australian
>chuck open a Tooheys new and watch the wind blow through the gums
Not much happens around here, aye
>>80204680
nah, the women are classier now, they do porn for the germans now
also, now the only thing they sell you is sub-prime building land, illegaly seized by corrupt politicians. It's an infinite gold mine.
>>80204741
we can affort it, friend. after all, we are a considerably richer country than spain and don't mind sharing a bit with the less fortunate.
>>80198658
>>80197334
Everythings good up here in Wisconsin too. Cops are nice, everyone is white, women are beautiful. Only problem is that its summer and there is no comfy snow right now :(
>scratching my balls
That's an extremely non-Swedish thing to do as it is a very masculine behaviour that oppresses womyn.
>>80201073
To be fair, as a student you usually see the nigs because they move around during the day and by public transport just like you. The medelsvensson travel by car and cba to go in to the city center to shop.
t. Göteborg.
>>80197334
NICE TRY ROMSON
>be Canadian
>wake up and give my golden retriever Sandy a blowjob because I can
>look in the mirror to check my privilege
>chinese landlord calls and informs me he is doubling rent
>smoke some dank herb
>head off to work fighting the fire
>it keeps on spreading
>pick up a quarter pounder meal and a 6 pack of beer for $40 on the way home
>hop on /pol/
>get mocked and made fun of for being Canadian
>see fat American cop get rushed and executed gears of war style by dindu on live tv
>whole world is laughing at him
>remember it's not so bad
>>80204680
>Spanish men and women
>Not turbosluts
While you where fucking Amelia, manolo, jorge, ubungo, muhammed, marcos, fernando, ismael, javier and pierre where all running a train on "your" women, so who cares?
And the best of all
>You have to pay the debts the land has
>And then we'll expropriate it
>>80197334
fuck off PewDiePie. no one likes your gay ass.
>>80204984
well no, I know you come with that "we are scamming those africans" attitude, that's why your resorts are next to the fecal matter tubes, the paella is recycled, the beer is cruzcampo brand and the whores are romanian gypsies with syphilis.
You get what you pay for, you jews.
>be english
>wake up at 5am thanks to the prayers on loudspeaker from the local mosque
>have no time to drink tea, must praise allah
>get on the bus to go to work
>woman sits next to me
>what the fuck does she think she is doing
>call shariah police
>she instantly get arrested
>people see what happened and i see a guy talking about me on the phone
>bus eventually pulls over
>regular UK police tells me to step off the bus
>get awarded a medal from the mayor Sadiq Khan
>come late for work
>my boss Mehmet is mad as fuck
>tell him what happened
>instantly get a raise and the rest of the day free
>spend all the extra money at the local Halal butcher and buy a new gift for my wife
>come back home to my beautiful 7 year old wife Aisha and hand her the teddy bear i bought
>also beat her for not cooking good enough food
>suddenly i hear a bang on my door
>oh shit it must be the police
>it's Sadiq Khan again
>get my second medal of the day
>mfw
such is life in Britain
>>80204553
In 2015 alone, the equivalent of 2% of your population in refugees arrived. 16% of those living in Sweden are foreigners. You also have the second highest rate of rape in the world behind only Lesotho. I'd say your country is going down the shitter.
>>80205186
And if you paid more we'd still send you to the guiri concentration camp!
>>80198834
How do you know what it tastes like?
>>80197334
it was great. black people will potentially suffer a 1% decrease in numbers come the next census in 3 1/2 years
they chimp out cops stop going to their neighborhoods they kill themselves. its the circle of life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GibiNy4d4gc
>>80204148
>Campo de concentracion de guiris subhumanos
>>80198658
>meal from my mother
lol
>>80205215
>get some resistance from those fucking EU crusaders
>vote leave so you can implement a caliphate in the UK without external interference
good job!
>>80205407
mashallah my brother
>>80205215
Truly the high life takbir!
>>80205230
>You also have the second highest rate of rape in the world
do you honestly believe that sweden has more rape than lets say brazil?
be honest now
pls don't bully
>>80205230
>sweden considers touching rape
>you could murder 300 people in some parts of south america and nobody would know
yeah, it doesn't fly anymore
>>80201859
>SWEDEN.webm
Quintessentially swedish.
>check on my 8/10 swedish girl (that's 11/10 in imperial units).
Kek
>>80203186
I swear I can somehow smell that kid's ass through this picture.
I hate seeing this picture. I smell a gay kid's asshole every time I see it somehow, supernaturally.
>>80197334
How's your girlfriends ass doing after getting raped by 20 sandniggers? Also, how was that festival?
>>80205501
>comparing your 1st world countries rape rates to 3rd world shitholes
You sound very desperate Sven. You need to admit there is a problem before it can be fixed and your country has a problem, no need living in denial.
>>80205915
Naw it's fine senpai, it's because in sweden looking for too long it's rape as is touching someone.
>>80205230
Toplel.
Comming from perfect Scandinavia I'll enjoy my cold lager alongside my gorgeus girlfriend, while seeing UK go up in flames because of brexit.
Winter is coming.
>>80205915
There is a problem with rape in Sweden but that doesn't make it the rape capital of the world.
>>80197334
pic, you were saying.
Shootings are very good. Spilled blood redpills people.
>>80205501
"The Swedish Crime Survey[edit]
The Swedish Crime Survey (SCS) is a recurrent survey by Brå of the attitudes and experiences of the general population regarding victimization, fear of crime and public confidence in the justice system, with an annual sample size of around 15,000 respondents.[41]
The rate of exposure to sexual offences has remained relatively unchanged, according to the SCS, since the first survey was conducted in 2006, despite an increase in the number of reported sex crimes.[42] This discrepancy can largely be explained by reforms in sex crime legislation, widening of the definition of rape,[43] and an effort by the Government to decrease the number of unreported cases.[36]
In SCS 2013, 0.8 per cent of respondents state that they were the victims of sexual offences, including rape; or an estimated 62,000 people of the general population (aged 16–79). Of these, 16 per cent described the sexual offence as "rape"—which would mean approximately 10,000 incidents of rape in 2012. It should be noted that it may be difficult for a layperson to determine whether an incident should be assessed as rape or sexual coercion, which is a similar but lesser offence in the Swedish Penal Code, meaning this number may be exaggerated. On the other hand, relationship rape may also be under-represented, because of how sensitive the issue is. Most of the sexual offences are committed in a public place (50%), and the perpetrator(s) are most often unknown to the victim (63%)."
Going by these stats (not the government ones, which are even higher), you've got a rape rate of about 100 per 100,000, which is double that of the US.
Also, every fucking time I look at the news, another 20 Swedes have been raped by immigrants.
>>80206039
i understand that swedish laws seem bizarre to you, since sexual harassment and questionable behaviour in general is a major part of south european culture.
Be South African
Live in a predominately black area
Go out for walks every day, black people always greet me cause Im white
Hot black girls always flirting and wanna fuck me cause Im white
Black people worship me cause Im white
Life's good
>>80206281
"
The rate of exposure to sexual offences has remained relatively unchanged, according to the SCS, since the first survey was conducted in 2006, despite an increase in the number of reported sex crimes.[42] This discrepancy can largely be explained by reforms in sex crime legislation, widening of the definition of rape,[43] and an effort by the Government to decrease the number of unreported cases.[36]"
are you retarded?
>>80197334
Greetings, brother in welfare! It sure is great to live in the most developed nations of the world! Delightful. Peace be upon you, brother.
>>80197334
Sweden has a population of only 9.5 million lmao, it would take a few weeks of refugee filled ships and you would be neck deep in Somalians. Be careful what you wish for.
>>80206349
at least southern europeans catcall women and act creepy as fuck. swedes are autistic cucks that let random niggers fill their women with semen after hitting them in the head and making them pass out and then blame sweden for it.
>>80204098
>Implying leftist race mixing whores don't wanna play with Tyrone's and Muhammads nigger dick.
>Implying Sweden whites birth rates aren't declining.
Kek.
>>80197334
I hope you people realize nearly all of us on /pol/ have comfy lives. I'm one of the guys you see walking his dog
it's just fun to meme it up. we take it too far believing everything shitty in our counties affects any of us when all the incidents combined wouldn't even make up 10,000 people out of 80 million or however many your country may have.
>>80205651
Yeah, I doubt Sweden's as bad as Brazil or Honduras, but the fact that that's something of an achievement for Sweden (we're not as bad as a 3rd world country you guys!) tells you they're fucked.
>>80206520
>>Implying Sweden whites birth rates aren't declining.
they are not actually.
>>80201073
t. studentryd
>>80206349
>Sexual harassment
Someone couldn't handle the sexy banter
>>80206463
i salute you, let's spend this day the way we always do - living and prospering in the greatest part of the world, namely the nordics.
>>80197334
>wake up in the morning at 9 because enjoying day 3 of my 5 weeks paid vacation. two more days and i will be leaving for trinidad and tobago, the 24th country i will have visited. "gotta catch em all!"
Can someone explain to me how paid vacation works? Why the actual fuck should your employer pay you for not working? Is this why Swede cucks get taxed for 50% of their income?
>>80201859
KEK
>visit 4chan
This is what makes everything said before bullshit.
>>80206421
I was giving those stats for comparison to other countries - you still have double the US's rape rates. Also, they only go up to 2013, whereas most of Sweden's refugees have come in the past year or two, so the numbers for 2016 are going to be even more fucking embarrassing for you.
>>80197334
I really hate Sweden, they are so delusional when it comes to their immigration problem.
>E-Europe should do like us and take in more refugees
>oh, Muhammed get away from that girl, no, dont do that
Police have lost control over several cities, people will throw rocks at you and spit at you for trying to film them. Since Sweden is so hung up in being political correct, they wont ever have an open discussion. This had lead to a growth in right extremist groups who are sick of the government. Fucking gg no re, Sweden, well done.
>>80205501
Having just come back from Sthlm with a quick visit to linkoping and eskilstuna, yes.
Yes I do believe it.
>>80197334
>then I woke up
>sandshits everywhere
>white women getting raped
>sharia law all but enacted
>drug my self into a deep sleep because I may not get back to that dream, but it's better than suffering reality
>wake up in burgerstan
>eat mcmuffin and pop tart
>drive 3 hours in work traffic
>get to work
>SORRY ANON, THIS YOUR LAST DAY, WE OUTSOURCE NOW
>boss laughs while checking stock price
>be sad
>watch porn on corporate pc
>pick up last check
>10% take home, 90% taxes
>see illegal alien while leaving work
>with her 5 kids
>and welfare check
>bigger then your take home
>and they can't even learn english
>drive home
>4 hours traffic
>get pulled over by police
>"hello officer, please don't beat or rape me"
>I NEED BACKUP! I NEED BACKUP! HOSTILE CITIZEN, POSSIBLY ON METH
>endure beating
>swat arrives
>more beatings
>tear apart car
>no drugs
>LOL SORRY ANON BE ON YOUR WAY
>stop at burger joint
>3 hamburgers, super size fries, ultra size soda
>THAT WILL BE $23.95 ANON
>thanks obama
>get home
>eating burgers
>watching tv
>turn on pc, browse 4chan
>swat arrives
>WE PROTECT AND SERVE NOW
>beatings
>HA HA WRONG ADDRESS GOODNIGHT ANON
>crawl to couch
>turn tv back on
>obama on tv
>MOAR TAXES WILL SAVE US
>MOAR GUBMINT BORROWING AND SPENDING IS THE KEY
>MOAR IMMIGRANTS IS GOOD FOR ALL
>CHANGE
>hear rustle at door
>niggers
>WE GONNA CULTURALLY ENRICH YOU
>call 911 halp!
>WE BE THERE IN 90 MINUTES ANON
>see illegals walking down street
>HALP ME PUHLEASE!
>NO HABLA?
>get beating from niggers
>niggers steal tv and pc
>niggers steal last hamburger
>niggers spill soda
>no tv
>no hamburger
>no soda
>no pc for porn and fap
>cry self to sleep
Such is life in Ameristan.
>>80197334
>no muslims in sight. no nigger horde
You must be living in a different planet
>>80200316
Just stay home my man. America is not the place to be atm
>>80206520
White birthrates in Sweden are actually going up, Not by much but the trend is that figure is going up.
>>80206765
I think I might go mushroom and berry picking later. No one will shoot me for trespassing because Allemansrätten. It is hard to fathom that some non-nords think they could even compete.
>>80206982
Holy shit this is unbelievable, I am literally shaking, I'm so schocked right now.
>>80197334
you had me there right up until the part where you said
>my neighbor spots me: "good morning!"
>"good morning!"
Bullshit.
>>80206146
You're not the rape capital of the world, what an achievement! Would you like a medal for being better than the Congo?
Stockholm should be officially recognised by the EU as The Official Rape Capital of Europe.
>>80197334
>leaving for trinidad and tobago
Domestic tourism lads.
>>80197334
>5 post by this id
I REPEAT
FIVE FUCKING POSTS BY THIS ID
we got a winner
>be norwegian
>can almost see the mountain in the morning mist
>knocking ice off mailbox with axe
>its the perfect day
>go back to house
>get avalanch'd
>>80201064
"Wake up at 8". LOL nigger please
>>80206928
>Police have lost control over several cities
which cities are we talking about here? the difference between sweden and norway is quite marginal, but if you want to get riled up about internet fantasies, be my guest.
>>80207201
I can't speak for OP but in my neighborhood that is standard practice.
>>80206782
>Can someone explain to me how paid vacation works? Why the actual fuck should your employer pay you for not working? Is this why Swede cucks get taxed for 50% of their income?
Americans gets taxed more than Swedes when you include hidden "taxes" like student loans and medical bills.
Paid vacation is common all over Europe. Only americucks thinks it's normal to work 50-60 hour weeks with no benefits and a boss that can fire you on a whim. Back when you weren't cucks enslaved by corrupt politicians, soulless corporations and jew bankers a man could support his entire family on one salary.
>>80197334
>be Swedish
>Actually live in a urban area
>girlfriend gets raped
>Sit there and watch
>>80207361
Not everyone works in the morning, Me for instance i work evning/nights.
>>80207382
Rich faggot detected!
>>80207201
Yeah, dead give away. Swedes avoid small talk like the plague.
>>80206782
anyone? pls explain this meme to me.
>>80207361
Yeah he's lying.
Here is an ACTUAL spanish day
>Wake up at 7
>Shit too fucking early for this
>Hole up until 8
>Get up and rush to work
>Get to "work"
>It's the bar because there is no work
>See hour
>10
>Time for second breakfast
>Go home
>Take quick nap
>Food time, I'll search for job later
>Siesta
>Wake up
>Check whatsapp "anon u wan 2 com 2 de fiesta :Dddd???"
>Go to fiesta
>Get home at 7
>>80207467
"Rich" i live in a middleclass area in the rurals.
Why are you 1rst worlders such pussy faggots about everything?
>>80197334
Underbaited roast
>>80207436
how does it make any sort of sense for an employer to pay you if you're not working. an employer isn't a charity to pay for you to sit on your ass and not contribute anything for 5 entire weeks.
this must be why eurocucks were so desperate for GB to stay in the EU. your economies are literal shit and yall just want welfarebux
>>80206782
You save up money/days which you use for vacation. Like every month you save up two days of vacation.
Can go unpaid too if you like, but why would you
>>80197334
>be swedish
>get to bed after work at 0600
>get up at 1100
>rush making oatmeal
>gobble it down
>1200 drive back from work
mfw pay 99% of my salary as tax for medical necessity since the muhammads cant help themselves not raping all the women
>>80207664
We have the luxury to be.
>>80206782
The idea is that you're paid a monthly salary, but each year you're allowed to take a couple of weeks holiday without it being deducted. This is because otherwise poorer people or those who just want to make a ton of money would work non-stop for the entire year and thus produce poorer quality work or just burn out. The idea is that if you're basically paid to take a break, the company will actually do better. It's like having free restrooms and a kitchenette or snacks at the office - sure, it costs the company money, but it improves the mood and thus productivity of the employees.
>>80207571
Livin' the dream my friend.
>>80201859
fuck
what the hell do you have that saved on your drive Hans?
>>80207571
Yeah that's why I had to move to this shithole country (I'm spaniard myself) at least give me €€€ and once I then go to Spain to live fiesta life
>>80207844
This. a wornout worker is not a good worker.
>>80199386
>>play stellaris
JOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>80207878
I'll go out in a leg: Mostly videos and webms with brown stuff
>>80197334
>Our perfect scandinavian 6 feet plus frames
You almost had me there.
Everyone knows there's only one race.
>>80207769
are you trying to suggest that sweden and other well off countries get "welfarebux"... from the uk?
>>80197334
>be swedish
>wake up to the sound of my wife's moans next to me
>turn and see Achmed
>surprised it's not Tasir this time
>pat him on the back and let him get back to it
>go have hummus and tacos for breakfast to be culturally enriched
>open door, see Abu raping my neighbor in my walk way
>wiggly my hand in front of me asking him to stop
>he doesn't but don't want to be racist so just grab my newspaper and go back inside
>morning paper says taking in another 800,000 refugees since they are adapting so well and helping the economy so much
>truly happy to hear this, get a smirk that those Americans are wrong yet again
>check on my wife, she's still cleaning up after Achmed
>turn on PC
>oddly my country is blocked from %80 of sites on the net
>they must be racist
>go on /pol/
>see people insulting my culturally enriched country and our peaceful refugees, putting "YES" at the end of my country's name
>get flustered
>write a made up story that contradicts fact to show them
Just another day in the life of OP
>>80207571
That is what some Americans call "A traditional and laid-back European lifestyle"
Mostly upper middle class women
enjoy the void, Fernando
You won't have access to any luxeries in a FEMA camp if your government has its way.
>>80199386
Hasn't Rhodesia got better over the last years now that you use USD as currency rather than Zimbabwe Dollars?
I know Mugabe has been fucking the agriculture but will your country recover?
>>80197334
>my neighbor spots me: "good morning!"
>"good morning!"
Yeah, nothing of this happened.
>>80207362
>Uppsala
>Enköping
>Gävle
>Köping
>Örebro
>Stockholm
>Södertälje
>Eskilstuna
>Norrköping
>Linköping
>Trollhättan
>Borås
>Göteborg
>Falkenberg
>Halmstad
>Laholm
>Landskrona
>Malmö
>Kristianstad
>Alvesta
>Växjö
>Kalmar
Are considered no-go zones by the Swedish police. These are cities where the police need body armor. Law enforcement are spat on, and thrown rocks at.
>>80208046
Don't talk to me or my wife and wifes boyfriend like that you Xenophobic whitecismale scum!!!!
I will call Tolerance police on you!
>>80208121
I do, until fiesta or siesta, then I'm having fun or sleepy.
>>80207571
That's why no one wants to hire you fucks and you have 50% youth unemployment.
Here in NZ we work 12 hour days. A lot of us don't even get to have our breaks we are so busy.
Meanwhile you lazy fucks in Europe are going home to have a nap. Get the fuck out of here.
>>80206942
so you are retarded. ok. i wont bother with you then.
>>80207258
moving the goal posts a bit are you? well done. i seriously doubt sweden has high instances of rape than fucking france or germany and the data proves that. we just have very different laws.
this doesnt mean that mohammed isnt a problem but you fuckers exaggerate everything.
>>80205391
mother makes the best meals.
>>80208249
oh my fucking god you idiot.
there are bad AREAS of those cities you fucking retard. this is so fucking autistic jesus christ
>>80208249
Not the entire cities, But certain neighborhoods within these cities.
They have one thing in common and that is that they are mainly populated by dindusnogs and sandnogs.
Official police report claims there is 53 of them.
>>80208249
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sauce?
>>80208308
>Here in NZ we work 12 hour days
Like we have a choice. Hung Wang needs his rent money.
>>80208308
>Here in NZ we work 12 hour days
But a day only has 4 work hours? (9 sleep, 4 siesta, 1 breakfast, 2 dinner, 2 super, 1 second breakfast, 1 merienda)
>>80205141
FUCK i died laughing at this
>>80197334
mmm brazil fortaleza <3
>mfw OP currently living in a sheltered coccoon of white swedes and ignoring the reality that his children will grow up in a muslim, sharia controlled sweden (unless they live in a small rural city)
>>80208249
Just goes to show that /pol/ is nothing but memes. You blown things out of proportion.
>>80208419
53 No-go zones in a country of 9.8 million?!
Have fun in your utopia, Hans Karim Abduljinidad
>>80208428
his ass
>>80208249
i don't want to insult my beloved fellow scandinavians, but have you been taking drugs recently? do you really think the police goes around sporting body armor in all major swedish cities? i've lived in göteborg all my life and i have yet to see anything even remotely similar to what you're suggesting.
>>80208678
explain what you think a no go zone is and how it applies to sweden
>>80201073
I live in central stockholm. Nothing is overrun here famalam... Outside the city core however...
>>80208428
Just search up Sweden No-go zones on google. https://swedenreport.org/2015/05/18/police-yes-there-are-no-go-zones-in-sweden/
>>80206982
Then how did you post?
>>80208711
The norwegians can seriously fuck off. They have stabbed us in the back countless of times throughout our history. They are the sub-humans of the North. Disgusting oil-niggers.
>>80208826
you should totally believe a site called "swedenreport"
totes not a rightwing propaganda site
>>80208567
>mfw when our biggest group of immigrants are polish
>>80208704
>>80208657
>>80208657
>>80208711
So delusional...not even a proper comeback which isnt surprising cobsidering you never have any debates of any major problem
>>80208908
Well, what would be a good site?
ProudNLeftistSweden.org.soros.com?
>>80208754
I'm just going by what >>80208249 said, and then your fellow countryman's reply>>80208419
>>80209011
all you did was post a picture. thats it. it proves nothing.
which you would know if you werent retarded
>>80208908
Google it yourself, I only posted the first result
https://www.nrk.no/urix/svensk-politi_-_-vi-er-i-ferd-med-a-miste-kontrollen-1.12920404
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/641223/Swedish-police-being-ATTACKED-as-they-struggle-in-NO-GO-ZONES-as-migrant-crime-rockets
Here are some more
>>80208314
Mate, the place was overrun.
In fact whilst I was in Eskilstuna there was a gun battle in one of the ghettos.
Sweden is fucked.
Central Sthlm was alright IN PLACES howeer these tended to be the tourism hotspots.
Overall is was spilling with darkies.
Stop burying your head in the sand mate and deal with the problem instead of lashing out at the rest of us.
>>80208678
They are not really no-gozones, They are nothing compared to ghettos in France for instance.
I usually go to some of these hoods and not even once have i been attacked there.
On the other hand i am a 186cm White Swedish man and iam not easy target for robbing but these hoods are nothing compared to the hoods in the US/France.
>Have fun in your utopia, Hans Karim Abduljinidad
It is not my utopia, Iam Nationalist and if i were to run things there would be no nogs left.. alive.
>>80197334
>>80209166
so you just believe him because he posted a picture.
fuck it im out. you people are all retarded. a single picture can prove something to you guys so you are beyond help.
>>80209011
Here's another map, showing viking towns during the viking era. Ouch, guess norwegians weren't "real" vikings after all.
>>80209202
>comparing yourself to France's ghettos
Kek
>>80208314
I never claimed Sweden was the rape capital of the world. All I said was that the official statistics have you second highest in the world, and the polls done to find 'actual' cases of rape still have you at double the US rate.
>>80209195
you honestly believe that sweden has more rape than fucking brazil. a single favela has more rape than all of sweden
its mindblowing how retarded you are
>>80199386
Your country has good dogs. Rhodesian Ridgebacks are pretty cool too.
>>80197334
Du får namnet välfärdsanon
Väl brevat kamrat
>>80209315
I didn't compare i stated that our hoods are not even close to being as bad as for instance France ghettos.
>Reading comprehension 101 get it.
>>80209267
What did you expect? This is /pol/. Most people on this degenerate board are more blue-pilled than SJW's and liberals. They think they're "red-pilled" because they see the flaws in feminism and racial equality.
Facts don't matter to these people. They stick their heads in the sand and ignore facts just like the SJW's they always complain about. Disgusting hypocrisy if you ask me.
>>80209308
Here's a pic from the same source. Also if your whole comeback is your heritage > my heritage, then feel free, my pride doesn't lay in being a viking
>>80209392
And it's mindblowing how stubborn you are.
Deal with your problems Sven.
Your country is fucked and here you are arguing with me instead of doing something about it.
Get your priorities straight buddy.
>>80197334
>woke up
>made coffee
>scanned the headlines online because newspapers are for oldfags
>laugh at another nigger dying of a freedom overdose
>go to /pol/
>laugh at cucked swede
My day is going great so far. Thanks for asking!
>>80209352
You're so fucking blue-pilled.
Statistical factors[edit]
>Unlike the majority of countries in Europe, crime data in Sweden are collected when the offence in question is first reported, at which point the classification may be unclear. In Sweden, once an act has been registered as rape, it retains this classification in the published crime statistics, even if later investigations indicate that no crime can be proven or if the offence must be given an alternative judicial classification.[11][28][29]
>Sweden also applies a system of expansive offence counts. Other countries may employ more restrictive methods of counting. The Swedish police registers one offence for each person raped, and if one and the same person has been raped on a number of occasions, one offence is counted for each occasion that can be specified. For example, if a woman says she has been raped by her husband every day during a year, the Swedish police may record more than 300 cases of rape. In many other countries only a single offence would be counted in such a situation.[8][11][15][29][30]
>In Sweden, crime statistics refer to the year when the offence was reported; the actual offence may have been committed long before. Swedish rape statistics can thus contain significant time-lag, which makes interpretations of annual changes difficult.[11][29]
>>80209265
>>80209549
Legal factors[edit]
>The way the crime itself is defined and various related aspects of the judicial process affect the registration of offences in the official statistics.[11][28] The concept of rape can be defined narrowly or in a more expansive manner. In Sweden, the definition of rape has been successively widened over the years, leading to an ever larger number of sexual assaults being classified as rape.[3][12][13][31] For example, in 1992 a legislative change came into force which shifted the dividing line between sexual assault and rape. This legislative change resulted in about a 25% increase in the level of registered rape offences.[11]
>Changes in the legal process has also affected the number of reports. Until 1984, rape was only prosecuted in cases where the victim was prepared to press charges, with an additional restriction of a six months time limit. This resulted in numerous cases of rape and sexual assault going unreported.[11]
>The Swedish prosecution system is governed by the principle of legality and the "equality principle", which means that as a rule, the police and the prosecution service are required to register and prosecute all offences of which they become aware. This can be assumed to lead to a more frequent registration of offences than in systems with the inverse "expediency principle", where the classification of offences is negotiable on the basis of plea bargaining, and the prosecutor has the right not to prosecute, even when a prosecution would be technically possible.[11][29] English speaking common law countries operate an adversarial system.[32]
>>80209352
we've been through this already, but the swedish definition of rape is wider than in most (all?) other countries. meaning you can't just compare the figures without taking that, and also percentage of rapes being reported to the police, into consideration.
Stop bullshitting here. Only really expensive areas are free from the immigrant plague.
>>80209581
Substantive factors[edit]
>Willingness to report crime also affects the statistics.[28] In countries where rape remains associated with a strong taboo and a high level of shame, the propensity to report such offences probably tends to be lower than in countries characterized by a higher level of sexual equality. A police force and judicial system enjoining a high level of confidence and a good reputation with the public will produce a higher propensity to report crime than a police force which is discredited, inspires fear or distrust.[11]
>The findings of the 2000 International Crime Victims Survey (ICVS) indicate that the respondents' satisfaction with the police is above average in Sweden, with almost no experience of corruption.[33] Sweden has also been ranked number one in sexual equality.[19]
International comparison[edit]
>Widely differing legal systems, offence definitions, terminological variations, recording practices and statistical conventions makes any cross-national comparison on rape statistics difficult. Large-scale victimisation surveys have been presented as a more reliable indicator.[10]
>>80209422
That's making a comparison.
If I say Trump isn't as bad as Ted Cruz, I'm making a comparison
Allahu Akbar, fellow swede
>>80209308
>>80209536
>9th century
Literally still talking about this shit.
Live in the real world troops.
You have problems enough in the present.
Stop living in the past.
>>80209619
Here's an explanation from the same agency that made the statistics you use to justify "muh rape capital of Europe".
https://www.bra.se/bra/bra-in-english/home/news-from-bra/archive/news/2011-01-18-how-common-is-rape-in-sweden-compared-to-other-european-countries.html
You fucking disgusting chav. You're intellectually equivalent to a nigger.
>>80209536
This map, coupled with mine, shows that viking originated in Sweden and moved both west and east. Stupid oil-nigger. You've always been inferior to Sweden. You've always lived in our shadow. This is not a coincidence. We are superior to you.
>>80209267
No, I didn't say that. You asked what could have possibly made me link no-go zones with Sweden of all places, and so I referred you to your friend >>80208419
who said that there were 53 official no-go zones in Sweden.
Fact-checking these produces:
"Swedish police in a 2014 report mapped 55 "problem areas" of various severity, across Sweden.[43][44][45] In an opinion piece in Svenska Dagbladet, Per Gudmundson wrote that "The number of residential areas in Sweden where the police cannot maintain law and order now totals 55."[46]
In March 2015, journalist Henrik Höjer discussed the rise of criminality, especially organized crime, in various neighborhoods within Sweden since the mid-1990s, especially in the city of Malmö. He wrote that gangs like to lay claim to an area by throwing stones at police, firefighters and ambulances who enter the area.[47]
In March 2016, a news crew for Australia's 60 Minutes came under attack, including some stones thrown and a car running over the foot of a cameraman that was trying to prevent it from leaving in the immigrant-dominated district of Rinkeby of Stockholm.[48] 60 Minutes published the video, on which reporter Liz Hayes states "there are now 55 declared no-go zones in Sweden."[49]"
Just because you live in the mountains and can't see your cities crumbling doesn't mean it's not happening.
>>80199762
Just cause your country invented cuckolding, interracial porn, have a muslim black president and black people killing you left and right doesn't mean you have to project your anger at Sweden. Sweden is fucking amazing.
