We write Obama's speech from tomorrow. I'll start.
>My fellow Americans,
>>80171005
>We have suffered a great tragedy
>>80171005
Benis :DDD
>WE
>>80171005
niggers
>>80171005
Anus
He just had a fuckin speech you idiot, he talked about how racism caused it
GOOD MORNING
Okie doke
ASSAULT CLIPAZINES
IF IF IF IF IF
*smacks lips*
OKIE DOK
IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF I HAD A SON
IF IF IF IF
NATION WIDE MARTIAL LAW
CLINTON
>One of the shooters could have been my son
Let me be clear,
>>80171005
>Donald trump was the cause of all this.
>>80171266
So I feel it is my responsibillity as the President of the United States of America
Uh... we... uh...
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
UHHHHHHH
>>80171005
Let me be perfectly clear
our top priority
blah blah blah
CHRISTIANS
>fuck whitey
PRESS IF TO PAY RESPECTS
the solution to protect blacks from police violence is to ban all firearms
>>80171854
To suck some BWC
8 HOUR ARM WORKOUT
That's why I have to take your guns.
bix
Donald Trump
IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IFIF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF
The fire rises
If, if, if, if, if, if
>my fellow americans
>blue lives don't matter
>disarm white people
>ban sniper rifles
>god bless this country
SPEAR CHUCKERS
>>80171005
NIGGERS
Fuk Da Crackas
GIBS ME DEM GUNZ
I am hereby extending my presidency 4 more years
We know the shooters were big guys.
I sucked Mitchell's 12 inch dong last night
*cries profusely*
DINDU NUFFIN
OKIE DOKE
Something gun control something
BIX NOOD MAHFUGGAH
if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if we don't ban guns okie doke will happen
VOTE FOR TRUMP AND IT'LL ONLY GET WORSE
if
EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN IF-IF-IF-IF IF-IF-IF-IF IF-IF-IF-IF IF-IF-IF-IF IF-IF-IF-IF IF-IF-IF-IF IF-IF-IF-IF OKIE DOKE
WE
>>80172232
for you
IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF GOEY IF IF IF IF HUBBLEDOBOOP IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF
>>80171005
Can he just not say anything at all?
>>80171005
uh....uh.....uh....
>>80171005
>La la let's let's...uhhh.... let's be clear...if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if uhhhh...... okie doke...
this concerns our minorities
abstract
assault weapons
>>80171902
this.. nobody better at generic obfuscatory speeches with 0 moral content than Obama. He's a robot from planet nigger.
folks let me make this very clear
BIG RUSSIAN COCK
Radical nigger terrorism
Snipers DINDU NUFFIN
I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT
IF I HAD A SON, HE'D LOOK LIKE HIM
>>80171005
allah
folks, uh, uh, uh
Most qualified for the office of president
We need to use this as an excuse to WIPE OUT CHINA
>>80171005
>UHHH
>THIS IS NOT CONSISTENT WITH OUR AMERICAN VALUES
>THE ONGOING PROBLEM OF GLOBAL WARMING
>MY GRANDFATHER MARTIN LUTHER KING ONCE TOLD ME
>UHHH
>HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME I KILLED BIN LADEN
>IF ONLY WE PASSED SENSIBLE GUN LEGISLATION
>UHH
>>80171005
>this is a tragedy
>something something diversity
>this is why we should be careful with guns
>okay bye
Really though I hope he speaks out against this crap and doesn't brush it under a rug. He also better say something good about our cops that protect us.
So, um, let me be clear: I am stepping down as President of the United States. However! Soros will be appointed Americamperor, and I will be his Vice-Americamperor.
>>80171005
>*SMACKS LIPS*
OK MY FELLOW MERCIANS HOL UP
>*gets jiggy with it*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
>*sags pants*
WHAT YOU PACIFCALLY SAYIN
>*calls dead thugs his sons*
THAT SOME POLEEZ
>*smiles and sucks air through his teeth*
THAT SOME PIG- I MEAN POLEEZ
BE DED
>*vetoes bill*
BUT IF YOU PACIFICALLY LOOK
>*recites Koran verse*
IF IF IF IF IF YOU PACIFICALY LOOK
>*adjusts antelope bone piercing*
WE BLACK FOLKS
>*chimpanzees in the audience begin to make noises*
BEEN SYSYSTEMICAY MURDERED
>*chimpanzee noises intensify*
AND AND WHAT I BE SAYIN
>*starts shifting weight from foot to foot*
IZ BE WE WUZ KANGS
>*Chimpanzees begin simultaneously getting jiggy with it, grimacing, and sucking air through their teeth while grabbing their crotch*
DANK YOU MY FELLOW MERICANS ALLAHU ACHBA- I MEAN GOD BLESS
OBAMA OUT
*mic drop, chimps preceded to leave building and burns down DC*
Childless single men who masturbate to anime
Common sense gun legislation
>>80171005
EAT DA POPO
I don't need niggers to vote for me anymore so it's time I share my true feelings about my people...
As well as
IF I HAD A SON HE'D RAPE A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL AND THREATEN INNOCENT PEOPLE WITH AN ILLEGAL GUN
/pol/ was right, I apologize for my niggerdom.
SO HOL UP
>>80171005
Niggers tongue my anus.
IF IF IF IF IF IF
>>80171005
IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF martial law IF IF Okie doke if if if if IF IF the deserved it IF IF IF iwanttotakeamomenttothanksoros if if if IF IF IF Michele is Michael IF IF IF IF IF HAIL SATAN
Dear fellow Americans and white folks...
...y'all need to check y'all privilege...
...guns are the problem not chimpouts...
...*mentions names of black guys killed and wipes eyes*...
...*doesn't mention names of cops*...
...muh Hillary...
...peace
>>80171854
to take the bold measures required to ensure
>>80171349
>WAZ
THAT OKE DOKE SLIDE
>>80173541
forgot the
>if i had a son... it would look like *insert black name*
>>80171005
OOGA BOOGA
b-b-b-boypussy
>>80171005
>If I had sons, they'd look like those dead police officers
>UH OH SPAGHETTI-OHS!
>Rushes to get booked as guest on Ellen/The View/Jimmy Fallon to do some stupid dance skit.
>>80173614
a continuation of the peaceful society that we
>>80171005
Okie Doke
>>80171367
WUZ
>IF if if IF if if if if ever ever ever ever ever okie dokie. I think police in Dallas acted stupidly. Dindu nuffin.
IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF GOEY IF IF IF IF HUBBLEDOBOOP IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF
>IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF GOEY IF IF IF IF HUBBLEDOBOOP IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF
IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF GOEY IF IF IF IF HUBBLEDOBOOP IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF
>IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF GOEY IF IF IF IF HUBBLEDOBOOP IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF
IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF GOEY IF IF IF IF HUBBLEDOBOOP IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF
>IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF GOEY IF IF IF IF HUBBLEDOBOOP IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF
IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF GOEY IF IF IF IF HUBBLEDOBOOP IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF
>IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF GOEY IF IF IF IF HUBBLEDOBOOP IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF
IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF GOEY IF IF IF IF HUBBLEDOBOOP IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF
>IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF GOEY IF IF IF IF HUBBLEDOBOOP IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF
IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF GOEY IF IF IF IF HUBBLEDOBOOP IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF
>IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF GOEY IF IF IF IF HUBBLEDOBOOP IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF
>>80171005
I'm out of the loop, where does the IF IF IF and OKIE DOKIE meemee come from?
>>80172922
dafuk is that
>>80174331
Obama has recently developed a weird stammering problem.
>>80174331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKXSgB7MEUU
This was not the fault of guns or snipers. The minorities of America, specifically Blacks, have been undermined too long.
FOLK
If my wife had a son he would be sniping cops off the roof of a bank.
Somebody vocaroo please
IF IF IF IF... I I I I I I.... IF IF TRUMP.... WAS... UH...... TWEETS!.... EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN I I I I I I I.... UHHH... UH.. UH..... IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF OKIE DOKE
>>80174569
W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-we A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-as am--m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mericans
>>80173834
White racist republicans did this we need to take your guns
>>80174901
That's a stutter. Obama has a stammer.
Knowing the difference can save your life
>>80171005
IT BE LIEK.....
*smacks lips*
Whiytz people an SHeeeeeeeeiiiitt.
uhhh, uhhh, this uhh, Okie Doke!
>>80174460
>closet muslim being called out on sympathizing with radical islam
>wh-wh-what d-difference would... [deep breath].. i-it even make?
IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF
JEWS
FUNNY ISNT IT
THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPCITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES
>>80175415
ARE
>>80174460
He is getting flustered. Not sure if he is embarrassed that he has to bring up some of the shit he talks about or if he is nervous people are seeing through the bullshit. This is supposed to be his legacy
>>80171005
>ooga booga I surrender I dindu nuffin
we'll remain strong
>>80173858
need to make a consensus among ourselves in order to
>>80171005
if if if if if if if
AND HILLARY CLINTON IS THE MOST QUALIFIED PRESIDENT TO EVER EVEN EVEN E-E-EVEN EVER EVEN EVEN EVER EVEN PRESIDENT
WHITES ARE THE PROBLEM
>>80174146
PRESIDENTS
>>80171005
"My fellow americans, whites are responsible for all this, my paycheck from suadi arabia is late, and my wife is filing for divorce. thank you for your time."
if if if if if i i i i i i i i i yo you you you you you
>>80171916
underrated
>>80171005
AYO HOL UP
>>80174569
>This was not the fault of guns or snipers
>uh
>uh
>UH
>NOW LET ME BE CLEAR
>>80171916
>>80176035
>wife
>>80171005
>clears throat
>"SHIIIIIIET"
>>80171982
4 SCOOPS
IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF
>My fellow Americans
IT'S HIGH NOOOON
HOKIE DOKE
>mup da doo didda IF po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen UHH bix nood cof bin dub IF ho muhfugga
https://nuwber.com/person/563a8c3fa219445d52302541
https://nuwber.com/person/563a8c3fa219445d52302541
https://nuwber.com/person/563a8c3fa219445d52302541
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DEERAY=DOXED
if the police officers....sound.....provocative....
that's no reason to chimp-out!
If I had a son, he'd look like Emil.
>Let me be clear.... uhhh.....
Take your pick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOVWG-rpC0I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1IbnJmpR7M
THIS IS BECOMING A TREND
>>80171005
"As of today, it will be Afmerica. We will ship the whiteys back to Eurostan."
>we have made great progress
>and... uhhhhhh
>we are continuing to make progress
>in... uhhhhhh
>bringing people together
>and... uhhhhhh
>bridging the racial divide in this country
WE CANNOT LET OURSELVES BE...UH...DIVIDED BY THE UH....POLITICS OF
UH......
>>80174497
He's literally an anime girl now.
SINCERLY, OBAMER
dindu
fuck niggers
>>80175736
haha wee wee :)
ono...
onor...
onora...
ona...
onarabul memba!
diz is despecibul!
wha...
what ar you doing, onorabul memba!?
>>80177684
how cute
>>80177077
>>80177370
>Read in Barry's voice, perfectly plausible
>>80175736
get these fucking white people to pay our reparashuns n shieet
>>80178430
which, let us be honest, have been a long time in coming. And we can finally remove weapons from the hands of the citizenry, as well. This means that, essentially
>>80171916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue_WQcFJd8U
>>80171916
lmao
*starts crying crocodile tears*
>>80178590
the very concept of civil rights
"My fellow Americans.
In response to the tragedy that has occurred yesterday in Dallas, as well as the many mass shootings before, i have decided to take measures to preserve the peaceful society we live in today. To achieve this i have taken it upon myself to sign an Executive Order to bypass a congress hopelessly stacked against change.
From tomorrow, all owners of semi-automatic and fully automatic weapons will have the option to willfully submit their weapons at their local Police Department and receive a payment of 600 USD those who do not surrender their arms will have their weapons confiscated forcibly and receive a fine of 100,000 USD.
This, sudden action will be almost of certain shock to most gun owners but i can only assure it will bring nothing but peace and safety in our country.
Thank you for your time, god bless America."
How would you honestly react hamburgers?
>The terrorists could have been one of my sons.
>GUN isn't a magic word, you see GUN GUN GUN GUN!
>My only demand is that white people have solidarity and unity with my accusations about them.
*drops mic*
>>80171005
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06kZ7yJwvHS
Here's a draft
>>80180617
p 2
>>80180248
I'd be very pleased to see the police and military staging a coup against our first and last black President.
>>80171916
I DON'T GET IT????
>>80180738
Don't be fucking stupid...
That won't happen, full stop.
>>80180362
Pretty good anon
>>80173629
>KANGZ
>>80180866
the press F meme
+ the obama IF meme
>>80180931
>military and police are armed to the teeth and who's entire mission statement is the benefit of America and her safeguarding
>radical dictator overlord demands America be stripped of it's right and that they be the door kickers killing Americans or being shoot for some insane powerhungry traitor
I know you are genetically unable to posting without cramming shit in between every other syllable but can you actually make it believable?
>>80171005
dindu
Confiscate
>>80172922
He's got the moves like Biden.
>>80181313
You are saying i am somehow genetically impaired somehow by formatting my post a particular way? You are really cementing your delusional idea that a military will go up in arms if civilians lose their guns, with the threats against the 2nd amendment you would really think they would be getting vocal by now?
You're just fucking stupid.
>>80181836
Doubling down on weak beat does not make it more effective kangaroo jack.
>>80181303
IF meme? How far behind the memes am I...
>>80171829
>One of the shooters could have been my wife's son
>>80176665
got the perfect song for all of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk
>>80182554
the speech he did when he turned into a stuttering mess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKXSgB7MEUU
>>80182135
No clue what you just fucking said then but anyway.
Do you really think that your Military will support you when >>80180248
Happens?
Of course most soldiers, generals etc. will be opposed but they won't undertake you're fantasy of hanging Obama. An even if they did go as far as what you say they will, won't be on your people's side. Of course there will be a minority that will defect, but do you about this thing called 'Desertion?' and do you know what happens to people who do it? Obviously it's less harsh then lining them up on a wall and shooting them nowadays, it would be different in a civil war.
>news tomorrow
fuck all of you, niggers deserve to be shot
final copy
>>80183024
lol. thanks anon
>>80183414
can't see shit
>>80171005
just FYI i'm going to record this and upload it to my channel. You've been warned, racists.
>>80171499
no he had a speech on the two niggers getting shot, not the niggers chimping out and killing a bunch of cops
>>80183292
quiet down sand bong
we're trying to write a speech here
