HAPPENING: Pokémon Go forcing thousands of users to go to churches.
http://kotaku.com/pokemon-go-is-sending-lots-of-players-to-church-1783279425
>>80138695
>sends stupid nu-male weebos to church to get uncucked
>forces more people to accept God in their lives
i see nothing wrong with this
>>80138695
>tfw Pokemon Go sends you to the ghettos of Detroit and Chicago
>>80138695
Kek. Based nips are helping to curb the spread of islam
>>80139002
Yes because you're a reverse-tumblrite, everything is ok if it suits you personally. You have no self-awareness, I'm not even a fedora but retards like you make us look dumb.
>"""game""" requires you to go outside
Dropped.
>>80138695
kek, I shit you not, there's a gym in my town that's a church. apparently this is common.
Thank you Pokemon Go, you've led me not to find an Eevee, but Christ.
>>80138695
>Entering a building looking for pokemon make you believe in the sky fairy
How did you even arrived at this conclusion, OP?
>>80139044
>kotaku
basically a collection of tumblr blogs
>>80138695
>write five sentences
>use a big font so it looks like more
>find a bunch of "lol so funny" tweets and shove them in
>vidya """journalism"""
>>80138695
>going to 501(c)(3) corporate statehood churches
>호모 키티
>Homo Kitty
>>80138695
>mfw there are six poké stops and a gym by my church
Based wholesome Nintendo
>>80138695
>via 9gag.com
huh.
>turf wars are created
>the mafia owns certain parts of land with pokemon
>have to pay to get in
>niggers camping at gyms as they kill anybody trying to fight them
>united states takes over canadian and mexican clay to capture more pokemon
I like the future
>>80138695
>no holy type pokemon
I-is that an Abra in the altar?!
>>80139737
from the article
>UPDATE 3:47 PM: Apparently many of the landmarks in Pokemon Go are imported from Ingress, Niantic’s last augmented reality game.
i dont understand what this game is all about
and im certainly not giving kotaku and visists
what do you do in this game? its pokemon but you have to physically walk to move your character? whats the go?
>>80139949
sounds like it
>>80139822
It's already happening
>>80140014
cant forget his dragon disciples
>>80139949
yes. its neat if youre a walker. dont get stabbed for it though.
http://www.cartelpress.com/teen-playing-pokemon-go-stabbed-mugged-iphone/
>Patricia Hernandez
fuckin DROPPED
>>80138695
I'm playing this game and there is a Gym right next to my apartment. This mexican kid took it over and I spent half an hour slaughtering him, putting up cp 10 pigeons and shit then having him retake so I can slaughter again and level up.
Fucking mexicans. poulou something
>>80139822
>Implying we won't conquer you with the power of rock and ice types while you are stuck with a bunch of normals and grass types
Hell Texans and Nevada freaks will probably get to be the most powerful with all their fire types
Also
>Tfw this game adds actual elite fours on a country by country basis
>>80140027
now i kind of hope for the chinese to do a land invasion.
>>80139044
>End up in really bad part of town
>"Nigga, you just bought yourself a pokemon battle"
>>80139201
In my town, there is one at a convenient store, the mall, a church, and a park.
>>80140027
Did you know that Nidal Hassan gave a PowerPoint shortly before his terrorist attack, plainly explaining what he was going to do, and why the Quran mandated it?
>Mike Vining smile appears behind you
I guess it's true what military guys say about all those killer PowerPoint presentations.
Typical American
can't even click a simple pair of letters and check out Pokemon shit on this site, but instead heads into a clickbait sensationalist tabloid rag site
>>80140220
>visit white house
>find one of the elite 20
>have to fight against an obama with dark type pokemon
also
>North Korean Pokemon
I wonder what pokemon show up at Waco
>>80139822
>south china sea, 2019
>pirate banner breaks horizon
>naval officer focuses his optics
>dozens of skinny bearded men on the deck all flicking their phones
>2 more ships appear
>then a dozen
>chinese intelligence officer screams across the room, no one can make out what he says over the din and confusion
>run off right eye?
>turn off right side?
>TURN OFF RIFI
>>80138695
I saw a poke mart at a church in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.
Thought I was being a tinfoil
>The first thing I noticed after initially booting up Pokémon Go was that 70% of the landmarks near me were churches. Considering that I’m not a religious person, this has proven to be kiiiind of awkward. I am not alone in feeling this way.
Fucking vampire scum trying to change the way we play our games! #Orlokgetout
>>80140687
Kek
>>80140687
Can't wait for the /v/ styled compilation image
>>80139044
There was a guy on /vp/ ealier who was tempted to go into the projects to find an Eevee kek.
Also a kid has already been stabbed and robbed after wandering into a bad neighbourhood to catch Pokemon.
Ash never had to deal with this shit.
>>80138695
Only to catch Arceus.
>I can collect free pokeballs every five minutes at my church
I signed up to teach sunday school so I can load up on pokeballs for the week
>>80140295
lmao
>>80141130
So would you go to a Mosque to get Darkrai?
>>80139044
>>80141385
darkrai is the new moon. cresellia is the crescent moon
>>80141385
If they didn't let me I'd fight them with Tepig.
>>80139044
FUCKING KEK
>>80139171
You need to drop some weight.
>>80141385
Thought that would be for Voltorb.
>>80139949
You use the camera on your phone to find Pokemon in the real world.
It's the first step towards combining the physical and digital world. As you are walking around there are now invisible Pokemon all around you.
>>80139150
>not realizing that the Bible is mostly a load of horseshit but still accepting the basic tenets of faith and forgiveness within, as well as looking at each story as mere didactic fiction
stay cucked Nigel
>>80139201
Theres a little part of town that a 4 church basically at a 4way.
1s a gym the other 3 are all pokestops. Its fuckin' nice.
Also I've been to 3 gym churches.
>>80138695
And faggot OP is sending redditfags to kotaku.
>>80141438
hmm...
I found a Hypno near a bank
anyone else bothered by how the pokemon character is disproportionately large compared to the roads and how he walks super slow?
>>80141734
GPS isn't that accurate. If it was to scale, you'd just see him spazzing out 24/7. Even on my Note 5, he still awkwardly wanders around while I stand still.
>>80138695
>forcing
Because it's such a required burden in the lives of these people?
>>80139150
Fuck off Mohammed
>>80141687
>people go to websites other than 4chan.org
Get over it fag
>>80138695
>we go back to tel them we turned out ok
yeah you sure did going back to the old church where your old pastor will see you walking in with your fucking cell phone catching imaginary Pokemon and items that will sure let him know "you turned out ok" fucking retards
Priest Gym Leader when?
>>80139002
Beliveing in jewish fairy tales is THE most cucked thing you can do.
>>80141101
kek fucking underrated
>>80139044
>Syria
