So you're walking down a dark alley, and this guy blocks your path. He says 'I've got reason to believe you're a fascist agent. I will be reporting to the local antifa to let them know you're whereabouts. Watch your back, kiddo'.
What do?
>>80100724
impossible, i dont go outside
>>80100724
Why is he looking at my dick? I thought commies hated fags
>>80100724
Sell him to Russians
>>80100724
He looks like a legit downie
>>80100724
Right Wing Death Squads XDXDXDXD
>>80100724
I'd probably make his head contact the pavement until he stops breathing because I don't want a bunch of leftist pseudo skinheads on my ass.
>>80101220
think again, nazi.
>>80100724
Beat the faggot so severely he wakes up speaking Welsh.
>>80101538
Pretty fucking hard then considering most of the Welsh don't even speak it.
>>80103132
Most of them speak Urdu well enough
I'd tell him that he is mistaken as I am not a fascist
>>80106317
>antifa
>listening to any form of reason
They're the drooling meatheads of the left, it's vaguely like their own version of skinheads.
>>80106317
>2016
>assuming gender pronouns
>ze actually prefers xher
>obvious fash
try again
>>80100724
Punch him in the face and steal all his valuables.
I'm a beaner, so I'd probably just fuck his SJW girlfriend infront of him and berate him for being white
And then take all his money after stabbing him
>>80100724
He wouldn't be able to block my path, because I would smell him before he was able.
>>80100724
I tell him to fuck off and go suck a dick. And if anyone tries anything I will stab them and report it to the police.
>>80100724
I'm a American living in a free state. I would tell him my address and point it out to him on Google street view. Then I would skip home giggling like a school girl, where I'd make sure my cameras are rolling, and open a thread on /pol/.
Antifa would learn a lot about castle doctrine that day.
>>80100724
Talk gibberish in arabic and proceed to steal his wallet.
He won't report it, since it would it would benefit the right's narrative.
>>80107859
>Brazilian not instantly stabbing and taking his wallet
>>80100724
Beat him senseless. Leave my address in his pocket with instructions to report me to all his Antifa faggot friends. Wait patiently.
stab him in the face
>>80108414
I try to control myself.
>>80100724
>Punch him in the face
>call bunch of neonazis who still owe me a favor
>toss him in the trunk
>drive him to the woods
>hand him shovel
>make him dig a hole
>order him to lay in it
>if he objects put a ppresuure on him using those fine bald gentlement
>when he lays down throw a bit of dirt him
>after he pisses himself ask him if he still wants to report me
>drive him back to town
>wish him nice evening
I really don't like left wing extrem- I mean activists.
>>80100724
>What do?
Shoot him
>"Oh, you are mistaken. I have nothing to do with such vile political system"
>Wish him a nice day
>Pass trough him
>He does not let me
>"Heil El Chapo" I say
>a white van comes
>Takes him
>Get in the van
>Arrive at a secret pyramid
>Take out his still-beating heart with an obsidian knife
>Give it to Hitzilopochtli so he can give us strength and good luck to our brothers in their way to the border
>Proceed to cut his head with a chainsaw like any mexican does
>Dance around a fire while wearing his skin
>Make pozole with his meat
>Turn his skull into a ceremonial plate
>Put his teeth in a death whistle
>Get shot by Cartels
>>80100724
Laugh and tell him "This is going to be fun!"
Then go purchase a shitload of pepper spray to compliment the pistol on my hip and other fun little toys.
Seriously though, fucking with little shits like that who think that they're fucking with me would be a lot of fun.
>>80101441
>adf-fuensalida.deviantart.com
Should I go?
>>80100724
i would tell him to bring all of them
>>80100724
laugh and tell him to fuck off then keep walking
>>80108189
I would watch that video and spread it on tumblr..
>>80100724
>>80101441
Did he/she get a sex change yet?
Facist? No..... I'm the back alley rapist! And I'm about you seize your means of production
>>80113299
Seize your means of reproduction**
FTFY
>>80106317
Oh well ice pick to the head then you fucking Trotskyist
>>80100724
"We're in Ohio, you retard."
>>80107859
>>80108680
lel, this Hue is alright
>>80110446
>>Get shot by Cartels
lost it
>>80111858
>adf-fuensalida.deviantart.com
its deactivated :c
>>80100724
We had special camps for this kind of scum
>What do?
Shout "FOR HERODOTUS!!!"
Stab him in the guts.
>>80100724
I would nothin' personnel kid his ass nah sayn
>>80100724
I would beat the shit out of him if he wasn't visibly retarded
id probably tell him to fuck off and call him a racist
>>80100724
grab my phone and start recording, he will probably say it again so then i would probably tell him to go fuck himself. see what happens from there, if he attacks me then it's all on video/audio. i wouldn't attack him but he's the one threatening m,e in the first place, if he wants to take it a step further then i will defend myself legally and would have evidence proving that.
Fear for my life, this is clearly an assassination attempt on my sides.
>>80109148
What did you do for those guys for them to.owe you a favour?
>>80120027
probably sucked some dicks, killed some jews for them, let them borrow his car...
you know, normal stuff.
>>80100724
I'd be more worried about the squid attack in the background.
>>80101062
>>80116685
You can still find his... her... Its "art" tagged tho
>(It's horrible)
>>80108189
Second this delicious plan.
Slap him until he cries like a little bitch.
>>80100724
>>80101441
>>80106665
Where are these people gainfully employed?
>>80123838
Pretty sure at least the guy in the OP image and the guy dressed as Naruto is living on autismbux
>>80124990
Eeeugh!
He looks like the kind of creepy guy who lives in alleys and molests children!
>>80125198
Want more?
>>80100724
"Fuck off faggot"
>>80110446
Absolutely lost it at the end, you are alright.
>>80125386
N-no!
>>80100724
What else? Break his neck
>>80100724
I tell him that Im actually not a fascist nor a racist. Just a "misogynist" aka a sexist or to be more precise ... fuck the sexual liberation. fuck "female empowerment." Ive learned the painful lesson that all of that is bs. But even though all the racist fascist bs on this board is definitely not to my taste this is pretty much the only place where I can openly talk the truth about sluts, chats, hypergamy, and the bullcrap that is modern feminism, and that it was a mistake to give women the vote. Surely he'll understand, right?
>>80100724
Offer him a job and watch his head explode into a sticky red mess.
