>Mr. and Mrs. Anon, I'm afraid there's a 50% chance the baby will have downs syndrome. How would you like to proceed?
What do you say?
>>80078292
>What do you say?
>I would like to cancel the free trial, I would rather try out Hulu
>>80078292
Into the gas it goes
How is this even a question? Kill the little fucker and sterilize my wife, no need to bring more downies into the world the Senate is already full of them
>>80078292
I pick door N°3, now he'll have a 66% chance of being normal
Abort and make another one. Having a retard baby is life-ruining, I wouldn't take that risk.
>>80078292
Abort Abort! Mission is compromised!
>>80078773
>>80078792
>>80078912
>>80078978
Lol, all bluster. You'd think differently irl i guarantee it.
Abortion and only anal from now on.
My wife's uterus is useless obviously.
>>80078815
Jesus my sides
Abort immediately.
Just take a more reliable test thats 100% accurate. Jesus, all of you are retarded. If the baby is 100% down syndrome, abort it. I don't want to act on my instincts, thats foolish.
>>80078292
We will proceed with a doctor who's not inferring we should murder our child.
I'm down with that.
>>80079183
Not even for a second, BUT what you decide is meaningless, it is what the woman wants that matters. If she wants to have a tard baby instead of retrying, then there's nothing you can do to stop it in a modern nation.
>>80078292
There's a 50% chance I throw the baby off a cliff.
>>80078292
50%? What a shit statistical test.
where are the stairs
How do you only have a 50% chance of knowing if the baby is chromosome enriched? Shouldn't it be more obvious?
>>80079951
It's all about chance when it comes to ultrasounds. You'll never know for sure until very late into the pregnancy.
This is a very real choice that people have to make every day and I know a guy who took the chance and ended up having a retarded kid.
>>80078815
Laughed
>>80078292
>well doc the downs test is only accuratr 30% of the time, I'll take my chances
>>80080173
You can also do a karyotype which is more accurate. And if it turns out tardy in my country the woman then has to go on "holiday" in Germany.
>>80078292
YOU SEE, THERE'S A 50/50 CHANCE OF BABY HAVING DOWN SYNDROME
BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL, SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEATING ME
THEN YOU GET KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, THE CHANCE OF BABY HAVING DOWN SYNDROME WILL DRASTICALLY GO DOWN
SO I HAVE A 33.33% CHANCE OF MY BABY HAVING DOWN SYNDROME
BUT I GOT 66.66% CHANCE OF HAVING MY BABY NORMAL
AND KURT ANGLE IS NOT EVEN GOING TO HAVE A BABY AND HE'S NOT GOING TO TRY
SO YOU TAKE YOUR 33.33% CHANCE MINUS BY 25% CHANCE SO NOW THERE'S 8.33% OF MY BABY HAVING DOWN SYNDROME
SO NOW YOU TAKE MY 66.66% OF WINNING AND ADD ANOTHER 75% CHANCE, I GOT 141.66% CHANCE AT HAVING MY BABY NORMAL, SO DR, THERE IS NO WAY MY BABY'S GONNA HAVE DOWN SYNDROME!
>>80078292
>What do you say?
Shouldn't have knocked up my wife in her mid 30s
>Work in retail
>Asian family comes in every few weeks
>Both of them are elderly, probably around 70
>Nicest people you could meet
>Have a son with Down's Syndrome
>Feel horrible for all of them
Great people like them deserve to relax after retirement, not have to take care of their disabled son. It's also not his fault either, and I'm sad he has to have Down's Syndrome.
The world is an unfair place.
Hong kong is on fire today
bitch if you're showing me an ultrasound you can sure as hell get some fetal DNA out of the amniotic fluid, karyotype that shit and tell me if there's an extra copy of chromosome 21
or do i have to do this shit myself, fuck, pass me the giemsa powder
is this your first day
>>80078292
>Mrs.Anon
>implying
>>80078912
I've always wondered, how does it feel to have no dick?
>>80078292
>Mr and Mrs Anon, theres a 50/50 chance your baby will be American
Fixed. It. For. You.
>>80078292
Get rid of it.
>>80080874
>tfw used to drink Rolling Rock in the 90's when I was in HS
>bought a 12 pack of it a few months back for shits
>literally couldn't get drunk off it
>money well pissed away
>>80078292
I would say "honey why did you fuck the mailman"
>>80078292
At least it's not a nigger.
>>80081069
Yeah, 50% chance of being American, or 50% chance of being retarded, where you'll have to ship him to australia.
>>80078292
Get rid of it. My wife and I are in agreement 100% with this should the situation ever arise. The quality of life for everyone involved would go straight into the shitter, and we aren't dealing with it.
>>80078292
Abort that shit
>>80078292
Abort and divorce.
>>80078292
>>80080561
This is why you lost the war
>>80080561
German shitposting is strange
>>80078292
Why don't you do the extremely easy test that has been around for decades to determine whether it is or isn't, Dr. Mam?
>>80081738
>Being this triggered over an Internet post
Sheit nigguh.
>>80078292
You must have made a mistake, my family is white.
>>80078815
Not if I divert the trolley to a different track.
>>80078292
Abortion of course.
Keep the baby. Murder is immoral.