Why aren't right wing people funny?
they're not trying to mask anything.
funny people are the most depressed.
try again you """shill"""
They are, you just need to accept that laughing at other peoples misfortune is hilarious.
>>80071814
Nobody is funny in 2016 everybody that was funny died
>>80071814
rightwing values rely on fear
fear isnt funny
>left wing comedy
>HAHA UKIP LMAOOO
>>80071814
Cause they see the World as product of necessities, whereas Leftists see a World of opportunities.
>>80071814
Truth isn't funny
>>80071992
literally who?
>>80071814
They're not funny to you because you would get your feelings hurt if you heard right wing people joking around. All of my friends are right wing and they're funny as fuck when we're making fun of niggers and retards and gays
>>80072347
Mock the Week etc. are guilty of that but there are some fantastic comic creations and those behind them all seem to be left or left of centre.
>>80072653
wow your friends sound so cool and funny
Milo Yiannopolous.
>>80072556
a funny wop who never made it big because hes anti pc
>>80073257
He can be quite funny but his whole "Im a edgy alt-right faggot" thing will wear off
What did you say again?
>>80071814
Because you're a socialist
Left wing comedians aren't funny either
>>80071814
/pol/ is pretty funny
>>80071814
Racism is funny as fuck you autist.
Last time we had, they claimed that 6 gorrillons died
>>80071992
lol, that sign in the background
(((Sirius.xfm)))
>>80071814
>What's /pol/?
>>80072347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUhuv_QFYCA
>>80071992
Literally the most underrated comedian of all time.
debate me
>>80073648
I like the fact he talked his way into a TED talk but he's just not very funny.
>>80073981
>Because you're a socialist
where did you get that idea from?
>>80074611
>Brits trying to tell others what's funny
lol
>>80074611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS0jTbzd8Q8
Watch this it's fucking hilarious
>>80074373
have you seen any more of this? did they ever have leave people on the panel?
>>80071901
There are depressed right wingers
>>80074812
yh that was quite funny
>>80074766
sounds about right
>>80072489
It is when you embrace the absurd and the meaninglessness of existence.
>implying left wing people are
Joking about AIDS, 9/11, fucking, dicks, butts, semen, race baiting etc is not a "right-wing" thing
>>80071814
/pol/ is funny as fuck
Leftists are the ones getting buttmangled over "micro agressions"
>>80071814
OP, YOU HAVE THE CHARISMA OF A DAMP RAG, YOU ARE A NON-POSTER, AND I'VE NEVER HEARD OF YOU.
>>80072556
>>80073396
This. The reason you haven't heard about good right wing comedians is if they """dare""" to have non-pc you're too much of a risk to even touch
Pic another goat comedian
>inb4 who?
>Kill yourself
Because sense of humor is a positive personality trait and rightwingers have no positive personality traits.
>>80074766
John Cleese is vaguely RW
>>80071814
Gavin McInnes is funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA6Fa-tOSzA
>>80073648
good troll, shit comedian
>>80076188
It's actually because audiences don't agree with them, so they can't make a living at it.
>>80071814
when you have intellect, funniness is not necessary.
>>80076188
Also, Quinn has the absolute worst comedic timing in the history of "comedy".
>>80074373
say what you will about liberals like Bill Mahr, but at least he will bring people he disagrees with for an actual discussion like Ann Coulter
>>80071814
u wot m8
>>80073648
>>80071814
Funny requires a punchline. Watching right wing comics is like watching the Colbert Report and expecting the Daily Show. Unless there not being a punchline *is* the punchline, then it's not funny.
Is Bill Burr right wing? He's kind of funny.
>>80077554
>>80077938
>tray parker and matt stone
>not gigantic liberal retards
pick one
Leftist comedians are preachers and aren't really comedians.
Alex Jones is funny, unintentionally of course.
>>80076864
>>80077078
This, I don't even.. Colin Quinn is actually a comedian did very well with this common sense political standpoint, he has had two broadway shows you inbred.
>inb4 broadway lol
Cuck please ...
>>80071814
>Why aren't right wing people funny?
Only Jews believe they are funny.
Anyone who laughs about Amy Schumer jokes proves that Hitler was right!
>>80075108
>did they ever have leave people on the panel?
Of course fucking not.
There are plenty of comedians with conservative views, they just don't usually express those views because 1) they won't get work in uber liberal Hollywood; and 2) getting up on stage and saying "[conservative politician] is an idiot!" while the audience roars in laughter is a liberal phenomenon.
>>80071814
I laugh more at the stuff I read on this board from right wing/ alt right people than I laugh at the self deprecating stylings of lefty cuckmedians.
>>80078480
Amy Schumer is so fucking unfunny god damn. she and Sarah Silverman are fucking embarassing
Liberals will laugh at racist or sexist jokes if they're clever or funny. Most people will. Too often, though, conservative comedy is just ugly hate and anger and contempt disguised as comedy.
>>80071814
And why can't the right wing inspire good songwriters or decent musicians?
>>80079122
listen to Burzum
>>80079122
Joni Mitchell
>>80071814
Liberals rely on sarcasm and snark, the lowest forms of wit, for laughs.
Most great comedians are either centrist or apolitical.
>>80071814
A huge number of comedians aren't actually funny, regardless of their political beliefs.
You can't make fun of people who have no dignity.
They already buy plastic penises, dress like clowns, are fat and accept their mental illnesses.
>>80079492
Essentially this. My favorite comedians usually float around centrist or meme libertarian. All of them are against political correctness.
>>80079659
>>80079492
Yeah too bad most autist here feel "Centrist" means "Liberal communist anti white jew"
>>80077819
is he redpilled
>>80074812
Jesus Christ, I heard they actually gave this guy a TV show on Adult Swim, so I expected this video would raise at least a faint smile. But there is just NOTHING funny here. Just four flabby nerdy /b/tards smirking and sniggering at what bad boys they are being while four ugly old whores they've bunged a few dollars to sit there mugging at the camera.
Someone needs to give this Hyde guy a reality check. He has ZERO comic talent.
>>80079871
The only thing I can say is the comedians I find the most enjoyable aren't usually the highest paid or the most known. Usually moderately famous.
The leftshit ones are usually the well known ones. I will give them that.
>>80071814
Probably because we have actual jobs.
>>80080292
Ah yes, France. The country with the most astute comedic senses.
I mainly come to /pol/ because the right wing people here are hilarious. Funnier than most things I see on TV or in movies anyway.
>>80071814
They're not. Think of the funniest memes in the past few years, right wingers have been responsible for all of them. When left wingers try their hand at memes, they are fucking awful and lame as hell.
Left wingers are only considered more funny because they have more spotlight on dumb TV shows like John Oliver or John Stewart.
>>80081113
That's actually a good point. Some of the banter coming from here that leaps into social media is pretty top tier.
>>80081313
>John Oliver
He single handedly makes me want to nuke the UK. Their trash always finds an audience of leftshits in America.
>>80071814
I know, they should be funnier like John Oliver and Stephen Colbert XD
> Be left wing Comedian
> I MEAN COMEON
> ITS 2016
>>80071814
Those eyes and that nose indicate sub equator or eastern ancestry within the last 4 or 5 generations.
>>80081468
Don't blame us for (((John Oliver))). He left England because we couldn't stand him.
>>80072273
This
>>80079197
Is it supposed to make my ears bleed?
>>80079349
My testicles drew up :(
>>80071814
Most comedians are liberal but almost all comedy is by nature conservative
>>80071814
Chris Morris must be far and away the best comic working in Britain today and - although he's hard to classify politically exactly - I think you have to conclude he is MUCH more red-pilled than blue-pilled.
I don't think I've ever heard a smug pompous self-righteous leftie so deftly eviscerated as Michael Moore is by Morris in this radio interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS1Y5-lUPqY
The funniest thing about it, of course, is that Moore is too fucking dumb to get that Morris is taking the piss.
His movie about Islamist terrorists too, Four Lions, almost never lapses into the easy option that any other British comic would have taken: i.e.making the Muzzies look somehow sympathetic and the police and the government look evil and stupid. The jihadists are drawn as three-dimensional characters but definitely not as likeable or in any way admirable ones: two of them are actual retards; one of them (the white Cockney "convert") is a deeply unpleasant bully and sadist; and the British Pakistani ringleader (and his pretty wife) are in many ways the creepiest of all: normal, intelligent people who have consciously opted to follow a truly repulsive ideology of cold-blooded murder. Morris, unlike just about all of his colleagues in the British entertainment industry, gives a (very accurate) portrait of Islam as something as flesh-crawlingly creepy as the "casual parents" from his excellent TV show 'Jam':
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJP4dr_mioA
>>80073149
case in point, a lefty getting butthurt by the very idea of right wingers joking around
>>80071814
they are, if you just mean every day people
"professional" and stand up comedy is run by the left, like most all mainstream media
>>80078590
You would of thought that there was some ruling that they'd have to have varying points of view. But if it's a comedy show rather than news it probably doesn't apply
>>80071814
>implaying
>>80082338
Holy shit thanks for showing me that Michael Moore interview. I love Morris even more now.
>>80081313
>Left wingers are only considered more funny because they have more spotlight on dumb TV shows like John Oliver or John Stewart.
pretty much this. people want an echo chamber. ironically for me (and probably most here) humour goes hand in hand with discomfort, but lefties just want their opinions parroted back at them and a trump-like figure to laugh at for incredibly uncreative reasons
>>80080971
I'm British. But I have a fairly thorough knowledge of the indeed rich and subtle comedic and satirical traditions continuing in France, Germany and Italy today.
What is it, I wonder, that makes me suspect that you don't?
(Inb4 lol fuk u frogs int fanneh evrywun nahs zat n da fahkin Krahts evrywun nahs dey en ganna senza yooma innit?....please, just end yourself)
>>80079659
I agree. I'm a big fan of burr, Stanhope etc. But there doesn't seem to be anyone particularly successful who's on the right.
>>80083171
I literally said you have an astute comedic sense don't go all autist on me sunshine.
If you want to know which is funnier just ask yourself.
Which is funnier, /pol/ or tumblr?
Leftists thrive in the "comedy" business because it is run by leftists. Most of it is just preaching and making the lefties feel better about themselves.
>>80071814
>left wing comedy
LOL XD DRUMPF
I mean, they're funnier than left-wingers. Watch Jim Jeffries, the dude will always end up preaching his uninformed views and totally kills the vibe of the entire special.
>>80071992
B-B-BUT ITALIANS ARENT WHIIIIIIIIIITTEEEEEEE
john oliver is funny on two levels. His show is funny. And then his show is funny. If you know what I mean.
![images[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8UIWWX9.jpg "images[1].jpg")
>>80072347
UKIP AYYYYY AYYYY AYYYY
>>80082338
Morris is fairly left wing. He's written in the guardian numerous times about islamaphobia etc.
Still based
>>80073636
hes not alt right though hes said that he isnt just conservative
>>80071814
i am pretty sure our memes are at least 10x more advanced senpai, lefties just get paid jewbux to make shitty jokes to a laugh track on tv
Somebody make a smuggy saying something like "why are there no conservative comedians or musicians or actors? guess you aren't so smart after all"
>>80083073
>positing on /pol/ the ultimate echochamber to have their own rhetoric parroted back at them
>implying #Chimpout isn't funny
>implying #Dindunuffin isn't funny
>implying #Cuck isn't funny
>implying #Guacmerchant isn't funny
/pol/ is hilarious
>>80071814
this has to be fucking bait right?
just look at louis c.k. and which of his jokes are funny
funny: "people from phoenix are phoenicians... shut up faggot!"
not funny: "the minorities will rise up and fuck white people in the ass so enjoy it while it lasts white people!"
libs cant be funny cause they censor all the comedy out of their own jokes
ah shit, I just want a kasaic eating show, is that too much to ask?
>>80083375
I assumed you were being ironical. I think the great majority of Brits really do believe that we are the only nation in Europe that has any idea at all of what a joke is. A phrase like "German sense of humour" will still usually make a Brit burst out laughing as if it were some ludicrous oxymoron.
Actually, though, some of the most side-splitting comedy being produced anywhere at the moment is being produced in Germany.
The guys at the German satirical magazine 'Titanic', for example, are not always entirely free of the taint of left-liberalism but their satire can often be savagely spot-on:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGCpt3dJnKc
>>80083694
>Germans
>comedy
Pick one
>>80071814
You wouldn't know if they are because right wingers have real jobs.
Besides, /pol/ is pretty funny.
>>80084064
He's the worst
>>80084232
I'd like to see some examples of that. Surely a man that smart can't ever have been so dumb as to use that term 'Islamophobia'.
>>80071814
We are extremely funny. We just dont require payment for our humor, only retards think a joke is worth money.
>>80084597
you can strawman all you want family. I actually oppose a lot of what /pol/ stands for, if anything me being here kind of proves my point. I try to take in both sides, leftists just want someone to tell them they're right and a single figure to collectively laugh at
>>80084789
I do find /pol/ funny but it's an anonymous internet collective. Not an individual
>>80082927
Kek
>>80071814
There is no career to be had if you are a right wing comic. BUt lefties aren't enjoying the narrow topic range they are forced to adhere to either.
/pol/ is funny as fuck though as we are the fringe.
If you don't think a good race joke is funny you're a faggot
but you can't make a career out of it if you value your safety and reputation, hence, no good right wing comedians
>>80085006
>British kid
> Someone who has the first fucking idea about anything at all that has ever been produced in any other language or in any other location than his own or the USA that his country has pretty much become a dumping-ground for by now anyway
Pick one.
>>80072273
No, right-wing values are based in love for tradition, country, family and self.
None of those things are considered funny at a time when the most prominent "comedians" are hacks that spout the same inane self-depreciating humor.
>>80085284
Pol is a bunch of right wing individuals coming up with funny shit, so there ARE funny right wing people.
>>80085006
>Monty Python
>Lel I'm so silly!
Also
>implying Sam Hyde didn't have his funny moments
>implying AIDS Skrillex and Carl the Cuck weren't top notch memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa-7a2gLDjI
>>80078088
>progun
>anti-globalist
>anti-abortion
>anti-pc
>anti-censorship
>anti-semetic
They hell they aint
>>80074766
I think brits are pretty funny. Ive never heard a latvian comedian before.
>>80073257
>>80085423
>There is no career to be had if you are a right wing comic. BUt lefties aren't enjoying the narrow topic range they are forced to adhere to either.
correct
>/pol/ is funny as fuck though as we are the fringe.
ha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8YAK8oMEKI
>>80074611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfK0Y_qzE54
>implying Spurdo isn't funny
>>80085897
surprisingly funny for milo
>>80073636
literally just listened to him on joe rogan describe himself as ultra conservative
>>80086196
meant for >>80084467
>>80085897
Well, He should know.
>>80085801
>anti-abortion
Source?
>>80071992
Based Nick Dip, easily in Bill Burr's league as a comic. Just too mean and right wing for the entertainment industry.
>>80071814
Most podcasts on TRS are hilarious. Radio Free Skyrim makes me piss myself.
>>80078181
What the fuck does this grim reaper nigger want?
Milo's kinda funny.
Frankly though, the one common theme you find with all great comedians is a shitty and/or dysfunctional life. Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Bill Burr, etc. etc. Conservative pundits invariably come from happy homes, and they tend to be happier people all around. They don't have the same self-loathing that infests the left.
>>80071814
https://youtu.be/SbHKzpzlgkc
>>80086699
>Milo
>Right wing
get back to plebbit/r/the donald faggot
>>80085766
Only funny when together, anonymously.
>>80076675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE951FDvQfU
>>80076675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CxnGMcz5os
You might be Mike Brown
https://youtu.be/AdNAhlqnxA0
>>80086963
So this is what Gordon Freeman does in his free time...
It's not that right-wing people aren't funny.
The truth is that the overwhelming majority of people who work in the media are pathetic leftists cucks, and they will only ever hire people who drink the Kool Aid. The only people who aren't pathetic leftist cucks are smaller outlets like Breitbart.
I work in post-production, and if I didn't hide my beliefs I wouldn't survive another day. If I don't blindly suck the "diversity" cock my colleagues would turn on me in a second. You can say whatever you want that is pro-communism, pro-BLM, pro-Islam, anti-white, whatever. But if you said "I don't give a shit about your compulsory feminism seminar, let me do my job and leave me alone", you would be quickly pushed out.
That is why the only comedians you see are leftists. It's the same reason why awful people like Leslie Jones make millions every year. The far-left controls the media.
>>80087100
>foreigner telling me what is and isn't "right wing" in my country
Classic.
>>80071814
whats the difference between pizza and jews?
pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
>>80088246
Yeah was going to say
You don't usually get genuinely successful in entertainment without toeing the line
>>80071814
we're not smug little shits, so our humor is different (a.k.a. real humor)
How do you get the number of a jewess?
Moving up her sleeve.
>>80088267
>>80071814
Alex Jones is funny.
>>80088306
How can you fit 10 jews in a car?
you put them in the ashtray
>>80072273
left wing values rely on lies
>>80088660
You wouldn't even survive in an entry-level position without being a full leftist (or just keeping your mouth shut) here. It's depressing and terrible, and the shit that I have to put up with on a day-to-day basis makes me want to scream. There is a constant barrage of anti-male, anti-white, anti-normal far left trash. Part of my family is British, and I have had several people openly berate me about Brexit. If I even refused to agree with them, I would be toast.
But who will complain about it? It's not like the media is going to be coming to shine a light on this culture. If I got fired I might win the lawsuit, but I would never work again, and the media would never take up my plight.
>>80079122
>Megadeth
>>80071814
>implying
>>80072273
>implying
>>80074194
/thread
>>80076391
That's something I've noticed actually. The more right wing a person is the more their personality seems to revolve entirely around their politics. Like they get more and more absorbed by their country the farther they go until there is no person left inside them. Is it just me or is that an actual thing?
how the fuck did this shill thread get so many posts?
Stop it you stupid fucking faggots.
>>80085766
But /pol/ is ardently natsoc is it not? I thought natsoc was left wing? That's what every rightist in existence says anyway.
>>80091070
/pol/ is satire
>>80088306
This is why. Right wing is all edge and no substance.
>>80090487
>The more right wing a person is the more their personality seems to revolve entirely around their politics.
Is this a joke? Right wing people find it necessary to censor themselves when out and about because the left wing will throw a tantrum or even try to hurt your means of employment if you have views that are not politically correct. Meanwhile you have openly communist parties operating all around Europe (in Portugal, the literal Communist Party is part of the government coalition), communist statements about redistributing the means of productions and violent revolution don't lead to any retribution and right wing people will generally keep quiet about their political views. As much from personal decision as from outright intimidation from the other side.
Try to ask for closed borders in Europe and see how fast your views are slandered as racist, your name dragged through the mud by every news agency and, depending on the country, you might even get prosecuted for hate speech.
A right wing person whose "personality seems to revolve entirely around their politics" would be in jail or perpetually slandered by the media basically so I have a hard time believing you've met many of those or that they're a standard representation of right wingers.
>>80071814
They usually are. You don't see many of them because they are doing more than being fucking stand-up comedians
>>80090633
How's it shilling? It's a legitimate question.
>>80092159
No, I genuinely hate you.
>>80092159
Nice cognitive dissonance, Ahmed.
>>80087162
>implying Sam Hyde doesn't browse here
>>80092369
Oy vey...
>>80092369
Really, Non Liberals - Jim Norton, Dice Clay, Bill Burr, Sam Kinison, Artie Lange. Liberals need they're own Auschwitz.
>>80071814
(((Right wing)))
>>80096431
I said funny
>>80071814
There is nothing funnier than making fun of self hating leftist cucks. Literally the most pathetic group of people on the planet.
Are you serious m8? You will get blacklisted if you have right wing views by the BBC. Humour is basically a tool for circumventing impartiality rules for the beeb,
>>80089128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt6UunbXnww
>>80097899
Sam Hyde IS funny
>>80076145
THE QUESTION WE ARE ALL ASKING, IS, WHO ARE YOU?
I actually think it's the leftists who aren't funny. I haven't really laughed at any comedian in a long time and mostly find them boring and stupid. Female ones are the worst. Truly funny stuff is transgressive and often has a little truth to it, but people (and companies that produce the stuff) now are so timid and only go after acceptable targets like Christians and right-wingers. Women may talk about stuff that comes out of their snatch or being a total slut because that was taboo for a couple days several years ago. With so few things acceptable to laugh at and no one (especially the right in their fruitless attempts to gain minority cred) willing to go after a target with true potential for laughs, everything becomes stale.
>>80082545
/thread
>>80098385
What about YouTube? Anyone can do that.
>inb4 jewtube
>>80100181
I love how satirical /pol/ is
>>80072347
NIGEL BLOODY FARAGE ???????
>>80074373
>the aryan look
>>80071992
He's a big fan of Jared "Hwhyte" Taylor
>>80075692
>Thanks Obama
>>80092351
>DRUMPF
I think its just fox news comedians that arent very funny
but whatever
