>20 year old Congolese "Man" H. M., that lived in Switzerland for three years, drowns in a lake while working as a counselor in a popular summer camp.
>Police dive team recovered the man from a depth of two (2!) meters.
Can't make this shit up.
Sauce
http://www.20min.ch/schweiz/news/story/Animateur--20--stirbt-beim-Baden-16304554
Thank you based Poseidon
>>80069684
Maybe he had a sudden case of being a nigger?
>>80069989
What a horrible way to die.
>>80069684
>while working as a counselor in a popular summer camp
kek. Wonder what was his job exactly... and what did he do it for...
And obviously, we need to import africans for this shit...
A fucking nigger lives (-ed) in Switzerland, while you rot in Ukraine...
My life is success, isn't it?
Why are they hiding his identity? He's dead.
>>80069989
If only more niggers could be as brave and do what's needed
Other news from today
>Left tried to smear based protestors with "hate crime" alligatoin. Persecuters decided no charges today.
>>80069872
wew lad
>>80069872
I came here to post this.
>Thank you based Poseidon
>>80070224
An inch under the water you mean?
>>80069860
Damm That looks beautiful.. how can That guy gry a chance to be in such nice country?
>>80069684
Wow... really makes you sink
>>80070803
Being a nigger.
>>80070578
very good news!
now it's time to throw out that fundamentalist syrian family living in BL. had enough of their shit.
>>80070578
>ja zum verhüllungsverbot
is his atire ironic , top kek
>>80071441
It's supposed to sybolize all the antifa-types I gues...
>>80070999
Kek
Karma is a bitch
>>80069684
Why was a Congolese man working as a camp counselor?
>>80069684
Happens here all the time, especially with Afghanis. I don't usually monitor the local news, but just from the last 2 weeks or so I remember:
An Afghan in his 30s who thought it was a good idea to go swimming alone, at night, while being a non-swimmer.
Some fugee kid from Ghana who also could not swim, but decided to jump into the Danube.
Some Swede. Go figure.
Another classic is Dutch people taking a high-Alpine hike with just sneakers on. The way down is usually faster. Either 1/2 a km straight vertically, by avalanche, or, if they're lucky, by helicopter. They seem to love the mountains, but damn, get good hiking boots!
>>80069684
>Drive past asylumcamp, located next to a small lake
>See a small boat in the lake, full of refugees who live there
>All people on the boat wearing vests
>All women covered, even though they are in the middle of a lake
>tfw
>>80070833
what do you mean that guy? Do you even know something about him other than his skin color?
>>80069684
See. Black people can't swim.
>>80074308
fucking kek, was waiting for this.
>>80070833
>tfw comfy lakes everywhere
>>80070578
Based
we should dig a moat around Switzerland and for being able to apply for asylum you need to swim across it. 90% of all problems solved.
>>80070578
I don't think I'll ever stop laughing when one of those idiots gets shot by some cop who thinks it's a real bomb.
>>80074716
inspiring to write the sequel to Thus spoke Zarathustra/10
>>80075199
Well, this protest was a while ago, though it is sketchy. That's our capitol building in the background...
>>80070224
Its actually a very peaceful way to die. You struggle at first but just embrace death. The rush of perfect comfort as your body loses all energy and you slowly sink to the depths. I've been rescued 3 times from almost drowning. Its a strange addiction.
>>80074716
>inb4 it's a Wasserreservoir for Schneekanone
Pools are racist
An invention of the white man
WE WUZ SAILORS N SHEEIT
>>80075722
isn't breathing water painfull ?
Medpaks, learn Swiss German or French ?
>>80076036
Do you mean as in "should i learn"?
French would be infinately easier for english speakers.
>>80070368
>great success!
>>80073238
the tallest i ever climbed was in the ardennes, sorry herr fuhrer ;_;
>>80076036
Fuck off we're full.
its easy to drown in 2m of water if your legs sink into mud or get caught in a tangle of plants
duno but it looks possible from pic
>>80074308
Women should be advised to run into deep water in case of an attempted rape. Works well here since the cold months keep niggers inside and the warm months make lake water bearably warm.
>>80076247
But which would be more useful?
>>80069684
You trying to beat the Americans in the game of Dindu hilarity? You will not win.
We have been perfecting the art long before Europe started to become culturally enriched.
Look at the build and face: This guy probably fucked so many white teen swiss girls while a counselor. He got more white pussy before he died than this entire thread combined, probably a kid out there too
>>80076830
You would be fine with regular german in our german part, which is bigger, more populated, richer and traditionally more right wing than the french part. We use regular german for everything written mostly, which is easier to learn because it at least has grammar. I guess you could slowly transition from german to swiss german like many german immigrants do.
>>80077413
Can I come too ?
>>80077497
Sure. I love Dürüm.
>>80077787
I am not a turk
>>80077849
Then it's usually the medical or care field. Shouldn't be a problem to come here.
>>80069684
>2m depth
Couldn't he just jump up and get new air and continue this till he could make it back to safety?
>>80078094
Yeah...that's what I was thinking. How long must I live and work there to become a citizen ?
>>80077413
That is very good to know, thank you. I'll work towards regular German then.
>>80070368
Leave or make your country great, self pity is cancer.
>>80078525
He could have just stayed in his country and worked on making it better
>>80079448
nice shitpost not answering my question fatass.
>>80078525
maybe it was muddy? but that pool seems to be safe for swimiing, since we let summer camp children in there. A lot of brown people drowm here in the summer.
>>80080040
bless you magic pool
>>80078525
Yes. Except black people have literally zero concept of this.
I worked as a lifeguard in a waterpark many years ago, and 99% of the people id have to rescue were black. They would go down a slide and start drowning instantly in 3 feet of water. THREE FUCKING FEET LIKE NIGGER JUST STAND UP OMFG.
But nope. They just flail and panic and thrash around on either their stomach or back, in complete full fledged terror. They basically are fighting the water; they just keep thrashing, usually face down, hard as they humanly can, which wears them down and uses up their oxygen. Naturally this results in them panicing even harder, water is splashing everywhere from their nigger antics, and they start gurgling as if theyre trying to scream underwater. It was pathetic to watch.
Entire families of niggers would line up for a slide and then proceed to do this. To the point where the guard ontop of the slide would signal me to just stay in the water where the slide exits and wait for the stupid niggers, because there would be 0 chance of me not having to jump in and save stupid asses. Why the flying fuck they would come to a waterpark and subject themselves to 2-3 hour long lines just for a personal drowning simulation at the end is beyond me.
Three. Fucking. Feet. And yet these fucking niggers still managed to nearly drown if it wasnt for me being there to grab them and make them stand up. The look of sheer retardation theyd make when they realize "why yes, i can infact FUCKING STAND UP AND BE SAFE BECAUSE THE WATER IS ONLY UP TO MY FUCKING WAIST" was priceless though.
>tldr: niggers have 0 concept of water
>>80076888
>JaMarcus
>LaDarius
>>80080397
>Not naming your child DeKendrix
>>80069684
Likely a rapist and a child molester. Good riddance
>>80080163
lol, what the fuck.
>>80080163
saved
god I'm moving to the alps once i get rich
isolation. freedom. from society
took pic related went there last week
>>80080975
bretty sure that's Australia
>>80076888
>Black children drown at a rate more than three times that of white children
also chequed
>>80080975
where did the trees go?
>>80082207
Trees in the swiss alps stop growing after 2300m elevation
>>80082207
There aren't any trees in 'straya.
>>80082546
No wonder they booze so much. It's the only way to see right side up.
>>80073238
I was hiking the hills around the Zimba and despite it being the middle of winter, an American had stopped at the side of the road to try and get some of the snow out of the tread of his Nike Airs.
>>80069684
finally some good news for a change
>>80082416
I was referring to the fact that there are only small clumps of trees
>>80069989
isn't that how "falling down on a bullet" is referred as?
>>80083163
That's what happens at the "Waldgrenze", the "tree border". Have you ever been to the mountains?
>>80083628
not really
