quick risk
Paris
Blue
NBE
>>80065861
Any rolls for palis or straights or no
>>80066344
No
Players join
>>80065861
Bulgarian Empire
Orange
Bulgaria
Norway
Cyan
Ikea
>>80067346
Ikea is swedish
>>80065861
>A region bonus is protected as long as at least one territory in the region is still controlled.
Interesting, haven't played it like this. Let's see how it goes
>>80067441
I know but I wanted to start in Norway
>>80065861
Revolutionary Catalonian Republic
northeastern spain
brown
>>80067476
Ok added
>>80067499
Do I need Iceland to get Norway's region bonus?
>>80067455
I assume that means You have to capture the whole region first before you get the bonus but to lose the bonus every single tile needs to be taken over
benis games
>>80067857
ICELAND
VIKING NATION
ANY COLOR
>>80067857
fill catalonia
spill castile
>>80067940
Added
>>80067857
Expand into Scotland and fill out Norway
>>80067857
I said Bulgaria, not Romania. Whatever
Expand in my current region, go south
>>80067789
I know
>>80068020
ALLIANCE MY NORTHERN BROTHER?
>>80068084
Sure
>>80068084
Roll your turn
>>80067857
HEY ROLLING FOR SCOTLAND IF POSSIBLE>>80068175
>risk thread
>another fucking non /pol/ related thread of shitposting and faggotry
Pick both
>>80068307
bruh
>>80067857
You didn't start me in Paris.
Please put me in paris and expand to take that region overr
>>80068308
You should join in. it's fun
>>80068337
>>80068307
CANCEL
DIDNT SEE ALLIES ROLL>>80067857
>>80068308
There's been risk threads for a long time, are you new?
>>80068447
No cancels
>>80068558
fill castile
>>80067857
OP, ROLLING FOR IRELAND
>>80068157
BRUH, PLEASE LEAVE ME ENGLAND SO I CAN HELP HERE... OTHERWISE I WILL SIMPLY BE SUBJUGATED...
>>80068558
Fill out the region I'm currently in. Spills go to West Balkans
>>80068558
Once again not in paris. It is that +3 But dont worry now. Roll to take over the paris region
>>80068611
dubs! spills to occitania
>>80068337
Sorry bro, OP mupdate before i had time to correct it
>>80068558
Fill Norway spill to Sweden
>>80068630
Ok
>>80068682
Forgot bonus
>>80068630
STOP SCREAMING
>>80068558
roll for london
put bonus in name or no counting
>>80068803
you already rollled
>>80068775
i just did faggot
>>80068865
Fill out the Greek region entirely
Spills to the Western Balkans
>>80068865
cool.
>>80068865
i said occitania? fill occitania, spills andalusia
>>80068865
Take The +3 region (Paris) And spills to get the coast of Brittany (Not Britain)
>>80068865
Continue expanding into Sweden
Spill FInland
>>80068865
i am rolling for london on this mupdate
>>80069128
NAP?
>>80069425
Take the +1 region. and that +2 on the coast of france
>>80069425
england ireland then belgium
>>80069425
Fill Sweden spill Denmark and Finland
>>80069425
occitania should've been filled by dubs?
fill occitania, spills andalusia and lombardy
In this game 0 is a low roll
What logic is this
>>80069605
alliance?
>>80069708
sorry not dubs, still should be filled by bonus plus my roll
>>80069800
>>80069650
i know right? NAP?
>>80069800
i didnt make it
>>80069808
If you go no further into Europe for now yes.
Take Africa First
>>80069425
Fill the West Balkans and go into Hungary
>>80069937
Youuuuuuuuuuuu cunt
Fill West Balkans and go into Hungary
>>80069971
Roll again
>>80069937
Finish Denmark and spill FInland
>>80069937
Roll to Take netherlands spill for south France
>>80069918
ok
>>80069937
take Morocco
>>80070068
You have nehrrlands already
>>80070075
Do you know where Morocco is?
>>80069937
fill lombardy and rome, spill portugal
>>80069918
okay, i'll take africa next
>>80070075
What
>>80070273
north west africa
>>80070209
Oh sorry roll to take Upper Germany
Spills for south France (Near spain)
>>80070351
my nap requested i cannot enter europe, so i went for africa as he requested, which by the map i see is not a possible sea route (retarded).
>>80070579
Fill out Czech, expand to Ukraine
Thanks for counting my old roll love
>>80070616
Your boat is to small to sail to africa
>>80070579
Expand into that 1 point territory that is a sea line west of Denmark and spill south into the baltics.
>>80070579
Take the +3 german area and spills to fill the rest of germany
>>80070616
VN you're stupid for allying-NAPing yourself into a trap
Attack someone now pussy
>>80070736
Fixed bonus
>>80070579
OK, BREAK NAP WITH NBE AND ATTACK BRITTANY. GOD DAMNIT. YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THE BRITS COULDNT SAIL TO AFRICA??? no hard feels to you OP
>>80070579
take rome and african land beside morrocco (algerica), spills to portugal
>>80070802
i am, i thought NBE would be cool and let me have belgium but that didnt happen
>>80070579
Can i join
>>80070822
Give me one more turn I had a plan for something that would benefit us both
>>80070822
check em
>>80070890
Join
I need a friend in this world anyway
>>80070887
Ask me for it and you can have it as long as I get Brittany back
>>80070822
>>80070908
you can't reroll
>>80070905
>>80070905
i can only enter europe through you and my ally... leaves me no choice...
>>80070990
retard detected
>>80070959
Ok
Turkey
Any color
Greater Armenia
>>80071005
Then ask me for bloody Belgium and you can have it.
I didnt realise sea routes were only the dotted lines
>>80070890
Yes, black man.
>>80070579
OP i cede any land i gained in france to NBE if he allows me Belgium... and keep NAP
>>80070401
>>80071083
Alliance?
>>80071214
Yes, i get constantinople tough
>>80071377
Expand into that 2 point territory south of me and spill into that 1 point territory to the east
>>80071377
Take the rest of turkey, spills towards caucuses
>>80071377
OK so attack yellow in france but no more than that. Use any spills to take Germany
V.N You attack me in Belgium and that is it we are at peace as you cant give land
>>80071377
if nbe doesnt trade, attack the RCR into spain
>>80071377
Take Muscovy (The +3 region). Spills to Belarus and St. Petersburg
>>80071259
Sure, take it. I keep my bonus anyway
>>80071377
defend from vikings, spills to fill algeria
>>80071650
>>80071377
bonus update
>>80071763
Rules say players cant give teritorry. so the only way we can swap is
I attack you but only your area in france. you attack belgium and nothing else.
Then we have swapped as we said and we go our merry ways
>>80071509
Attack NBE with me. You're allied with VN anyway (who's already attacking him)
Let's bring this big blue blob down
>>80071833
But if you want I would be happy to attack the RCR and you take all of spain so you have room to expand in africa.
Deal?
>>80071878
ok but i cant sail to belgium
>>80071920
We are making peace this turn dude
>>80071981
Take the rest of turkey
>>80071981
Finish the Muscovy region and attack NBE in Saxony and Bavaria
>>80071981
Expand into that 2 point territory to the east and along the border of Muscovy into Muscovy.
>>80071981
attack RCR in Spain
>>80071975
if i survive this round i will take spain and leave france, but if not we may need new deal.
>>80072145
Know who you want to work with. You have until next turn to decide
>>80072145
Spill into Northern FInland and use remaining points to attack Muscovy
>>80071981
Attack boris. only defend if I am going to fully lose a province if not just attack full force boris
>>80072243
Fuck you man what the fuck
I fucking hate Americans
>>80071981
defend from vikings, take aquitaine from them, spills to fill african region and portugal
>>80072339
1917 never forget
>>80072243
Good choice
>>80072173
you have the wrong bonus, you have +7
>>80072431
NAP?
>>80072490
Yes.
>>80072673
Fuck this IKEA guy I am destroying him
Destroy Ikea
Fuck up Muscovy and defend from Boris's attacks
>>80072673
Take israel, spill towards caucuses
Attack the RCR In the +3 italy they have and the +2 on the french coast they have.
Use spills to take the +1 region of france
>>80072673
attack RCE
>>80072673
Kingdom of Wiwuz
Green
Cairo
>>80072894
Are you gonna expand through Boris towards Turkey?
>>80072673
defend from my ally attacking me (thanks, NBE, some ally) and vikings, spills to take aquitaine
>>80072894
thanks ally : )
>>80072894
BONUS UPDATE +20
>>80072826
If IKEA takes Muscovy, help out. Okay?
>>80073169
You are no ally. compared to the VN you are nothing and read the rules allies are non binding
>>80073064
Yes I will if that is ok but most of his land is yours
>>80073211
Ok, but how
>>80073388
Fuck up IKEA
Take all of Muscovy and go into Belarus
>>80073388
Attack them same as last time take +3 In italy and +2 on the french coast
>>80073413
From the north
>>80073388
You nigger, I made a nation.
KIngdom of Wiwuz
Green
Cairo
>>80073388
Finish up israel, begin the inasion of the caucuses
>>80073388
Keep expanding into Muscovy and defend from further attacks from Boris. Spill into Boris's +2 territory.
>>80073388
attack rcr in spain to west, then reinforce east
>>80073322
breaks alliance with this traitor
>>80073388
defend against attacks, spills to reclaim my lands
>>80073899
Attack Muscovy.
>>80073899
Take Muscovy and head into Belarus
>>80073899
finish spain and those islands to the east then spill in africa
>>80073899
Take Italy.
Spills for boris
>>80073899
this is bullshit, defend and reclaim lands
>>80074001
want an alliance? i'm about to die anyways
>>80073464
upgrade to alliance?
>>80073899
bonus update
>>80074150
>]
Yeah sure.
>>80074054
Nah
>>80074001
Yo your bonus is +7
>>80073899
Take the north caucuses, spills go towards the regiom with WMDs
>>80074176
Upgrade to alliance as well?
>>80074235
*+8
>>80074176
sorry about our tumultuous past... build we are an island people, as a result we are inbred very much [stares in british]
>>80074235
Read the rules dumb
op, please check bonuses
>>80074436
Check your own
>>80074353
Could i have a gurantee you wont spread into egypt?
>>80074410
kill brown wherever he is!!!
>>80074410
Expand further into Muscovy and defend from red and Boris.
>>80074410
take back african lands
>>80074410
upgrade to alliance with NBE
>>80074370
Pretend I am 5 years old. How is your bonus +12?
>>80074410
Roll to finish Of Italy
Rest goes into taking that unclaimed +2 and then Boris
>>80074410
Take egypt, spils towards irak and kazahztan
>>80074498
i did, but some people here arent
>>80074668
tell me who
Cheat = permanent bonus removal
>>80074757
I think Boris's is inaccurate but I might be misunderstanding some rules.
Boris III kills himself
>>80074509
You can have a guarantee that I will come into Egypt and fuck your sorry Argentinian ass harder than we fucked you at the falklands
>>80074665
>>80074757
armenia shows 5 but really has 6
>>80074410
Can i still join?
Starting in Iran
Any color
Vlad's Caliphate
>>80074929
thats 1 less then his, if he doesnt count, too bad.
>>80074929
Yeah, just realized i didnt count the north caucus
>>80074986
Welcome back vlad, how have things been?
Starting.
Dimitri's lads
Blue
Eastern Russia
>>80075122
Expand into +2 region of Boris's territory
>>80075122
attack and kill brownie
>>80075122
fill tunisian african region, defend
>>80075224
Spill into Boris's +1 and the +1 to my east
>>80075122
Assfuck bulgaria but leave the +2 region to the east to ikea. use any spill to attack red.
>>80075122
^^bupdate
>>80075122
Break allaince with boris, inavade irak, take constantinople
>>80075244
well, i'm dead. fuck you
>>80075328
and fuck you for picking some dumbass that attacked you because someone told him to over me
This is quite a fun little map for a quick game, although middle Europe seems a bit too bonus heavy
>>80075328
Peace terms?
>>80075435
stay mad
>>80075244
chekced
>>80075532
You die
>>80075532
bruh why you taking bulgaria?
>>80075544
wat is our plan? i go for armenia?
>>80075078
Quite busy lately, been making mad bank but at last i've got a bit of time now to play risk
Btw bought 2k £ to support the UK in this troubling time
I-is it fixed yet? Is your economy getting better?
>>80075600
Boris is the kill
>>80075646
If you want. but no attacking vlad
>>80075472
I wanted to do a quick one
>>80075747
wrong person
>>80075600
meant for
>>80075328
>>80075694
Yeah everything is getting better and gj on buying that money. it will go up soon so you will make a little bit.
No change for anyone's lives really so we are all happy and the economy is doing better.
Gratz on making money
>>80075749
deal
>>80075987
*dies
>>80075987
attack toward and through armenia!
>>80075987
Expand into the unclaimed +1 to my east and spill into the +1 below that
>>80075987
Kill red spills go to taking any unoccupied land
>>80076170
Can I have Greece?
>>80075987
actually my ally is there... fill portugal and africa unoccupied
>>80076232
Yes.
>>80076141
Spend a few points filling out Greece and surrounding isalnds
>>80076565
Finish out Greece and surrounding islands. Kill Armenia and spill into unoccupied territory.
>>80076664
Fixed bonus
>>80076565
Break alliance with IKEA and attack Norwary as hard as i can...!!!
>>80076664
Surrender to th ligth blue
>>80076705
You fucker...
>>80076565
Break alliance with IKEA and attack Him in Muscovy. but use 1 point to take that last red blob
>>80076321
you and me versus IKEA? i take the north
>>80076836
Fug
>>80076885
Blue will win once I'm gone.
>>80076887
Sorry. The game was nearly over and I have deeper roots with V.N
>>80076962
i know, there can be onluy one
>>80077021
Smart attacking me. VN is weaker so your victory is secured.
spurdo edition
>ikea captcha
>>80077021
>>80076962
we go back several games
>>80077021
Western Europe is OP
>>80077139
Expand through Scnadinavia and spill into Great Britain
>>80077139
Attack light blue in the north of russia down through poland etc
>>80077139
Finnish Ikea.
Heh.
>>80077169
This is my first ever game of risk. Very fun. I read through the other thread with the hungarian OP that NBE was in to learn the rules. I hope to see you guys in another thread.
>>80077214
Yeah I would agree with you. too many bonuses close together and russia has hardly any
>>80077289
gg. surrender all territories to yellow. May the odds be ever in your favor
NBE wins this game with VN as his puppet
Winning as a puppet is worse than fighting to death
>>80077319
Nice
>>80077400
cant give land
>>80077319
Yeah you too. There will be more soon as people come home from work and whatnot.
You played well too, Hope to see you soon
>>80075929
Yhea that's why i bought it actually, you might not realise but 2k£ is quite a bit of money in Romania, especially for a 20 y o student , i bought at the bottom with a 5.45 RON/£ when it was 6.15 before Brexit and i'm expecting a recovery of 7% in the next 3 months , if so then it's gonna make me a nice chunk of cash
Im expecting another big crash when you activate article 50 , the jews will wqnt to scare you but do not stray from your path . The EU must die, do it for all of us
>>80077451
anyone host new game?
kek i just realized that op's trip is lightpenis
>>80077319
same here
>>80077451
He isnt my puppet.
gg
nbe + puppet VN wins
>>80077621
lol
>>80077754
attack paris and france, sprerad out toward central europe
Anyone willing to host a new game?
>>80077881
so we not at least letting you win for real? come on attack me bruh
