God damn you Kek, you've stepped over the line this time. You can't make IKEA sell BBC hotdogs!
>The hot dog, which is a staggering 30cm long, was released by Ikea to celebrate the store's 10 year anniversary, according to Rocket News 24
Is this an attempt to spread Swedish 'culture' abroad?
>>80057353
I'm more upset that the condiments run down the side of the bun. How the fuck are you supposed to hold that?
>>80057353
That looks absolutely disgusting.
>horse meat, no thanks
>>80057353
Who the fuck unironically eats mustard?
>>80057577
>>80057353
>Swedish "Culture":
>shit meatballs
>overprice shit furniture
>overprice shit chocolate
>sale unswedish Cinnamon roll
Such culture
>>80057794
>thinks anything at IKEA is expensive
This is how you know you live in a third world country.
>>80057353
wow i hate ikea now
>>80058077
he didn't say expensive, he said overprice.
>>80057353
>Sweden
Japanese love Black bread.
>>80058077
We have Ikea too pewdipie,
I did not think shit is expensive, shit is expensive, and I have to put it together myself. You know how much of a pain that can be without tools?
>>80058369
And that doesn't imply that he can get the same thing cheaper?
>>80057353
Reminder black buns like >>80058395 turn your shit green.
>>80057448
Its a sloppy bbc apparently
>>80058576
Which doesn't imply expensive
>>80057353
That just looks like food dye, and consequently colored diarrhea.
Imagine if it was a blood sausage on a dark rye or pumpernickel bun. That would be fucking delicious.
Also
>sauce on the bun so you can't properly hold it
>frank longer than the bun so you don't get a soft bready chew before snapping into the meat
Everything about this is just awful.
>>80058576
no, it can mean that the quality of the furniture is not worth the price asked...Come on sweden, at least try to defend yourself with logic...
>>80057577
I guess you'd rather eat cocks, friend?
>>80059114
Well I dont eat hotdogs regardless, as I dont eat pork, but mustard is just nasty.
>>80057577
The mustard race, obviously..
>>80057577
>>80058652
Damn thank you, I almost forgot
>>80059196
You don't know SHIT faggot
Mustard strongly belongs with every non-saucisson sausage or ham
>>80058458
>You know how much of a pain that can be without tools?
But Ikea typically supplies the tools needed to assemble their products.. I have more IKEA-spec allan keys I have use for.
>>80059196
>Doesn't eat pork
>Doesn't eat mustard
>(((Americans)))
>>80057577
Mustard is great you fucking yank
>>80058395
That Kuro Pearl looks delicious.
>>80059196
>I dont eat pork
Abibi pls go
>>80057577
How does one ironically eat mustard?
>>80059288
The tools they provide are shit in quality, probably cost them a dime for 100 of them. 95 percent of the time I actually have to bust out my own tools.
>>80058652
This
I ate pic related last year
tasted like shit and made my shit green
>>80058711
>>80058990
In Sweden IKEA is pretty much the cheapest shit you can get.
>>80059196
>I don't eat pork
Get out of my country.
>>80059560
>The tools they provide are shit in quality
Who cares if a) you only need them once to assemble your furniture and b) everybody has their own tools, like you already say?
Also how do you even need your own? Do you literally break IKEA allan keys because you're retarded or something?
>black coloured food
>/pol/ has to think of black dicks
Are you sure there's something wrong with society rather than with yourself?
>>80057353
Quit trying to import your BBC.
>>80057353
>No source
>OP has Swedish flag but speaks about Swedish people in third person
>Poll just gobble it up
When did you guys loose all your critical thinking abilites?
>>80059425
Im not muslim, but my muslim friends did redpill me on pork
>>80059612
Pork is filthy and unhealthy, enjoy your cancer
>>80059605
Nah senpai, Pro-Trump home depot is.
>>80059722
Whoops, forgot the link.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3678122/Hot-dog-sold-Ikea-Japan-jet-black-colour-edible-bamboo-charcoal.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline
Where the fuck are actual Ikea stores? I travel all over the US and have never seen one.
I just get flatpack furniture from Walmart.
>>80057353
>Cuck Level: Infinity
>>80057353
> Swedish culture
> big black penises
>>80059376
Hey Mustard is fucking awesome
>>80057577
This is why you dont have any friends
The meatballs in Ikea are god tier. I love giant black Sweedish meatballs.
>>80058395
Do they just spray paint the buns? Because that's what it looks like.
>>80059206
Kek
>>80060051
usually squid ink flavor. Sometimes just food coloring
>everything that's black is a BBC xD
>>80060002
None of my friends like mustard either
>>80057353
>Is this an attempt to spread Swedish 'culture' abroad?
LEL, I don't think so. Japanese people have a certain fascination for black food, don't know why.
>>80060183
>>80060183
You must admit that IKEA selling 30 cm long BLACK sausages is pretty fucking funny.
>>80060198
>his id is mustard color
>>80057353
Thats not a Nija Dog ... thats the "German Dog"
Black-Red-Gold
For the Fatherland
>>80058395
I tried the one on the left when I visited glorious nippon country, breddy gud.
>>80060183
>Swedish company invents icecream that pops in your mouth as you suck on it
Somebody post the picture.
>>80060373
http://www.odditycentral.com/foods/curious-eats-tokyos-legendary-black-hot-dog.html
If that is the size of the BBC then I don't understand the fascination of my wife
>>80057353
Remind me of Germany flag
>>80057353
they like eat strange things, like color food. Black, red, blue, pink.etc
>>80060298
Well it looks pretty cool, i don't know why /pol/ always associate Black with niggers
>>80060373
>t. Jonte 16
ITS PART OF A FESTIVAL
THERE IS ALWAYS A BLACK VERSION AND A RED VERSION OR SOME COMBINATION
>>80060921
>>80060955
When will they finally realize that nice crisp brown is the best color?
As in all things, brown is best.
>Not eating red snappers
embarrassing
>>80061103
Who shit in that jar?
>>80061231
dumb murrifat doesn't know mustard...
>>80061231
mustard
like the color of your id
>>80057353
>>80057353
>jet black
>when you know where they learned
>>800609
>candyfood food
>>80058395
>kuro means black
I learned that because of this mecha. Now someone tell me watching anime is a waste of time.
>>80057353
Could you put that OP's hotdog in this pic as Swedish hot dog?
>>80061039
cuck
>>80057577
>>80062085
WHY ISN'T IT A RED SNAPPER
>>80057353
>>80058395
>>80059580
>>80060298
>>80060955
>>80060921
A E S T H E T I C
>>80060955
690 yen for a burger what he fuck
I hope that comes with a bj from a little loli or im going fucking cray cray up in there.
>>80062588
They're at about the price of a Big Tasty Bacon in Germany.
This is why I rarely go to McD nowadays. They're just not worth that much.
>eating pork
Good goy.
>>80059680
It is a trolling bait of poor quality. Very efficiwnt though. Pol level has never being this low.
>>80060955
Actually, a spicy burger sounds nice. I'd easily eat one of those.
>>80057577
you are un-american
>>80060564
>>80063368
Probably
>>80060803
>t. Sven in denial
>>80063374
>practice tool for blossoming young homosexuals
What the fuck is this article, thats a good thing?! Why do they want to encourage this jesus christ.
>>80057577
HANS
PREPARE ZE OVEN
WE GOT ANOTHER ONE
>>80063374
>a great practicing tool for blossoming, young homosexuals
Are they implying that women don't eat these as well? Why did they have to jump straight to talking about gays?
>>80063374
Thanks bro
![178852-samuraimoo1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0EcH2WY.jpg "178852-samuraimoo1[1].jpg")
>>80060955
>Aka Samurai Beef
>>80057448
you hold it carefully at the tip and stabilize it with your mouth. like a BBC
>>80063374
>great practice tool for blossoming, young homosexuals
>and the warty tip is a good reminder to always practice safe-sex
>>80057353
> sweden
> finding bbc in everything he looks at
Why am i not surprised
>>80059196
Pork is indeed nasty. All beef hot dog or gtfo. I will accet turkey dog as well. Only fat fucks eat pork.
>>80057353
Leave it to some dumb fucking Sweede to think everything black is related to big black cocks.
I guess when you find out what Nero Spaghetti is you will flip your shit over that, which is black noodles.
They use squid ink for lots of foods over there because it enhances the flavor. Only in Sweden does a group of people obsess over cocks so bad Jesus Christ get a immigrant all ready.
>>80057353
Cold Stone Creamery
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_Stone_Creamery
very american
>>80063909
t.Ahmed
>>80063981
Achmeds are redpilled on pork
>>80061103
>painting your nails
>man fingers
>>80064085
Strictly following "Pork is dirty t. Muhammad" is not being redpilled.
That's just retarded.
>>80064085
they dont eat it because its fat, they dont eat it because they are backwards stupid fanatics
>>80057353
>BBC
>Put ketchup
>Put mustard
>you get germany flag
Neat
>>80064180
But it is, especially the way they raise them here in the US.
It's bad for you anon.
It doesnt even taste good
>>80064216
Not eating pork is the redpill, the reasons dont matter
>>80063981
Well if you like pig lips and asshole in your hotdog.....be my guest.
You continue being obese over there. Far away.
>>80059731
>my muslim friends did redpill me on pork
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>80057577
Underage fag plz go
>>80063722
More like "baka" samurai beef haha am I right?
Fuck you cunt I'll end you pussy ole
>>80064358
>reasons dont matter
>>80057353
G R O S S
R
O
S
S
-1/10 would throw in anger
>>80059731
>my muslim friends did redpill me on pork
cuck
>>80064426
>>80064494
There's nothing wrong with having muslims as friends
>>80063931
If it had just been some Japs who created this it wouldn't be as funny but since it's IKEA it almost seems like a joke thought up by /pol/. And yes, I know about squid ink spaghetti you faggot burger, I've even eaten it.
>>80064948
listen, you seem like a very impressionable fella who absorbs ideas around you without any filter
maybe you should avoid /pol/
I suppose I should never eat anything brown or black because I'll be gay for eating it. I guess I should become a vegan and give up steak forever.
>>80059196
Ok Muhammad.
>>80065019
Spaghetti al Nero di Seppie
What the fuck is wrong with Sweden?
>>80057577
Who the fuck ironically eats anything?
>>80065496
everything
>>80057794
>Unswedish cinnamon roll
what are you on about?
>>80065324
How can you tell that? that's right, you cant
>>80057353
As a proud American I am absolutely revolted. You don't even use Frenchs Yellow Mustard. That is not what a hot dog looks like and that crossed the line for me I actually hate Sweden now
>>79999999
>>80057577
had it today with my sausage and fries at the restaurant. fuck you, it was delicious.
>>80060921
That on the left looks like a pile of cow shit that hasn't completely hardened yet.
>>80059415
This man does not speak for us. You hear me, commie!? When we find your non-mustard loving-ass we are going to have a good old fashioned road haul!
>>80059717
Saved
>>80060955
At least these ones look edible
>>80059206
Took me a second to get the joke. When i did, i must admit, I had myself a good chuckle I typically don't find 'internet humor' especially amusing or relatable, in fact it took me years to figure out what a 'youtube' was. Nonetheless, in today's bitter political climate, I find solace in a little bit of an injection of humor into this crazy world. Anyways, good job, hope to see more of this in the future
>>80060183
Big Black Corndog?
>>80058395
I don't know if this is the same but burger kang had a black one years ago that was ostensibly squid ink
It was pretty fucking good
>>80057577
>>80057577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q24mfUn9HFU
>>80057577
only kids eat hotdogs with ketchup.
>>80057577
get the fuck out of my country ahmed mohamed
>>80059645
Poor tolerance means too much backlash on the wrench so the corners round off or just slip out of engagement.
>using a 3cm long stamped sheet metal open-end wrench when you have a socket set available
>>80058077
>Taiwan
>Third world country
pick one
>>80057577
-t some 12 year old
>>80057577
why would anyone ever IRONICALLY eat any food at all?
>>80059535
Mustard Hipsters are a thing, not even joking.
>>80072923
>if you eat various kinds of actual mustard that wasn't synthesised in a vat somewhere, you're a hipster
>>80057577
>>80057353
is this from the japan line convo?
>>80059645
Honestly when I build shit like that I usually use an allan bit in my drill and turn down to none of the lower gears
>>80061993
Watching anime is a waste of time.
>>80057577
Im sorry you have lived in mc donalds and suger your whole life and cant eat things that taste different
>>80060160
I thought squid ink was supposed to be fowl tasting to fend off predators?
>>80073884
>implying it isn't the most red pilled form of mainstream media
>implying 4chan isn't a bigger waste of time
Would you rather watch Jews rhetorical movie magic or their beasts of burden kick a ball around for unjustifiable amount of money
>>80074284
It doesn't taste foul, it just looks scary to predators. That and maybe it gives off some chemical reaction sensory shit idk. Squid ink pasta is a thing.
>>80057577
It's common knowledge that mustard enhances the flavor of meat.
>>80057448
Came here to post this
>>80074284
>>80077063
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cephalopod_ink
>main component is melanin
>tfw realize squids are literally spraying clouds of liquid black people to scare away predators
>>80057353
>People unironically eat from ikea
Their food tastes like shit and tastes too cheap come on
>>80057448
japanese eat shit with chopstix you fool!
fucking on a weeb board and dont know anything. kys
>>80057577
t. Lard Ass mcAmericano
>>80079283
But the only reason to ever eat at IKEA is because it's cheap? You wouldn't go there expecting gourmet food.
>>80057764
>>80059114
>>80059206
>>80059214
>>80059415
>>80060002
>>80060198>>80062124
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>>80063599
>>80064456
>>80065510
>>80070682
>>80071046
>>80071731
>80071731
>>80073185
>>80074047
>>80077213
>>80080728
So much kebab in one place
Everyone knows mustard is invented by pooinloos and is absolute trash except in certain situations
>>80059415
Dont listen to this fag every American eats straight mustard on hot dogs.
>>80057577
One million more wetbacks are on the way thanks to you goyim.
