Well /pol/, it finally happened.
I met the perfect in every fucking possible fucking way perfect female on Omegle, got to know her for months. Find out today SHE'S A GUY. What in the fuck.
Remember, /pol/, if the girl seems too smart, too unique, too interesting in ways that aren't just boring feminine bullshit, she's a guy.
I can't believe it, she/he is so fucking hot too, literally mindblowingly hot
What do??
>>80055945
you show us a pic first, thats what-fucking-do
>>80055945
bump
>>80055945
>Gets attracted to men
Homo.
>>80055945
rip
This is a low effort troll thread
STOP RESPONDING MORONS
>>80055989
Maybe. I'm not sure it's right
>>80055945
sexuality isn't as black and white as Dude or not, gay or straight. I've made love to many a shemale and I can tell you they're nothing like men, I like to think of them as a third gender. If they're passable it can be one of the best experiences in your life, if you get turned on by the porn at least.
We live in a cyberpunk era with hot passable trannies, you would be a fool to pass that up
>>80056270
fuck off asshole this shit happens.
>>80056274
fuck off op go to bed stop role-playing
>>80056305
Stop making shit up because you're lonely and crave atten
>>80056365
thanks for bumping, asshole, I just want to get what people think
I had NO IDEA she was a he until today. I'm actually shocked and I thought of /pol/ how we always talk about trannies on here.
I'm really blown the fuck away atm
>>80056446
You're really completely lying atm fuck off.
Go to r9k or soc or redd it.
>>80055945
>perfect female
>on Omegle
>>80056645
She was man, blond, beautiful arms and legs, feminine as FUCK, hair was soft and gorgeous and sexy, big plump lips (not niggerlips), captivating blue eyes. O God dude. I was so amazed that she liked me RIGHT AWAY.
I guess I'm the idiot for trying to meet chicks on Omegle
fuck i hate myself now
>>80056780
>She was man
That 'she' was!
>>80055945
I can see through your tricks kike
>>80055945
men are better women than women. ahahah wtf happened to the world?
>>80057138
I should have known better than wanting a girl for anything else than fucking. This person is really smart and unique and I was blown away by all of that. I should have seen that not being a boring cunt meant she/he was really male
>>80056780
Eh, I'd probably just roll with it honestly. Go for it and be alpha. There's your chance!
>>80056061
no you fucktard, this "male" looks just like a female and makes any guy who isn't gay hard
>>80057206
This is almost certainly bullshit but how did he tell you? How did you react? Did he seem offended?
>>80056780
Sounds cute
>tfw no trap gf
>>80057478
I acted like it was nothing when "she" revealed it to me live on Skype. "She" wanted to know if I'd accept "her" because it's really important for the future of our relationship....
I still am almost tempted to just keep camming with her
>>80057606
this is her btw
Now that I look really hard I can kind of tell it's really a dude. Fuckin' weird man. I feel like my brain has cancer now
>>80057700
Guaranteed (you)'s
Well done OP
>>80057850
I wasn't sure if I should post it, but what the hell. She won't find this thread, anyway. Should I call her it now? Jesus Christ
>>80057700
its ok anon, when i was in the states i went on craigslist in the encounters section, and found a w4m post (no picture) that was advertising a no strings attached hookup. I sent some pics and a funny quip, couple of hours later i wasfucking this really really hot SE asian. wasnt until i vetted ((((her)))) name the next day did i realize i fucked a tranny. Bitch was post op and everything, couldnt fucking tell.
It got to my head for a couple of weeks, but i just put it aside and chalked it up to me being a retarded, naive fucking cunt. Fun sex though
>>80057907
Depends what your view is on the whole transgender issue
I'm going to be honest with you mate; assuming this thread isn't a joke, that's quite clearly a guy. Like, it's so obviously a tranny I can't believe you didn't see it instantly.
>>80058067
Nah dude, at most it looks like a slightly tomboyish looking girl but still it's a really feminine body and look. You know it's not a girl, but I didn't. Come on.
Open up that mouf bruv.
Girlydick is the shit man.
>>80055945
>Find out today SHE'S A GUY.
Yeah, man. You found yourself a nice GIRL, OP.
Guy In Real Life
>>80055945
>omegle
Don't you need to get ready for school? What a stupid faggot.
>>80058346
mfw
>>80055945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU
>>80058266
I mean, assuming she still has one.
Trust me, the operation just leaves an unnatural mess. Keep those fuckin girlcocks.
>>80057700
If you couldn't tell that her face was off you're a god damned moron.
>>80057700
OP is a faggot
Alright OP let's see how "passable" your gf is, come on.
>>80058601
Yup, knew it
Thread over
>>80058526
She claimed to have some kind of physical birth defects.
I thought she just looked odd.
>>80058686
OP is a faggot that needs to stay on /b/
>>80058761
>>80058958
Fuck off shill
>>80059107
fuck off person who says fuck off
Saying fuck off to someone on 4chan is so fucking gay, you cockgobbler. KYS
>>80057700
Stick it in his ass and beat him to make sure he knows what will happen if he ever tells anyone.
Chances are that the confused faggot sucks a mean dick.
>>80055945
You should have skyped with """"her"""" within a week after your first conversation to make sure that you weren't wasting your time. But instead you allowed yourself to be catfished for months, MONTHS!!! Bravo you stupid fuck, you deserve this.
>>80059183
>kys
Get bored of leddit?
>>80059321
It's a troll thread dummy. See
>>80058601
>>80059303
"She" lives less than 100 miles away and wants to meet me, so hell I might do it. Honestly you haven't seen her naked, it's incredible.
The people saying "she" looks like a tranny are wrong, you've never seen a more feminine chick, honestly.
>>80059372
He/she does some ASMR vids. Deal with it, faggot.
Give her/him the dick
HIDE TRANNY POSTS
IGNORE TRANNY THREADS
DO NOT REPLY TO TRANNY POSTERS
>>80059649
Idiot I DON'T LIKE TRANNIES. This is just showing the pitfalls of them. This isn't a pro-tranny thread, faggot
>>80059724
bump so more guys will be warned to be even more careful
>>80057700
bet she has a feminine benis
>>80059724
Androgynous men/women are better than trans
>>80060828
isn't it the same thing
>>80057700
All these insecure morons saying "yeah it's obviously a man"
If you didn't know then you wouldn't be able to tell.
>>80059439
>you've never seen a more feminine chick, honestly.
I have. It's still a dude. But you're a desperate faggot, so you might as well go for it.
>>80060744
dicks can't be feminine dude
>met a girl on omegle
Dude go outside find some real pussy
>>80061316
See >>80061289
Not every male looks totally masculine. Not every female looks totally feminine. Deal with it.
>it's another bullshit rp thread
>/pol/ fals for it AGAIN
This board isn't slow enough for you guys to keep doing this.
Perhaps she makes up for your extreme
L O W T E S T
>>80057700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N2vOXAjRxQ
>>80061478
Implying I wouldn't have just been attracted to a lesbian looking guy then, no, you faggot
>>80059439
>you've never seen a more feminine chick
nice bait, i can tell because im seen some bait in my time
>>80055945
Like many OPs before you, you are a fag.
>>80061423
It's still a dude. You're still a faggot. Deal with it.
If you're ever worried that someone you know might be gay or a transexual show them something coloured indigo.
Ask them what colour it is and if they say its brown then you have your answer, they're gay. The gay gene is carried on the same chromosome as the one for seeing indigo so 99.998% of gays won't have both the gay gene and the gene to see indigo. This was proved by the human genome project and the fact that it is the only colour of the rainbow that does not feature on the gay rainbow flag.
Pic related, it's indigo, so you can use it to test your friends.
>>80058033
So you're saying you couldn't tell her pussy was fake?
The technology must be improving.
>>80061026
This thread was going ok until this faggot posted this. It ruined every fucking post after that. What the fuck were you thinking dickhead?
>>80061996
Did you know russians see more colors of blue?
>>80062193
woah calm down there mate
>>80055945
>perfect
IT HAS A PENIS
>>80061996
Heh
>>80057907
>I wasn't sure if I should post it, but what the hell. She won't find this thread, anyway.
Your spontaneous decision here is totally believable.
Go away.
>>80062320
>dat tinfoil
>>80055945
See if you can be homosex I guess. You fell for the trap lol.
>>80059649
No jerk I find them funny
>>80062251
Relax. I am actually in Canada. Just test my proxy and trying a bit of Australian "banter". Mate.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T44WHLhx7Yo
I had to
