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Deutsche Bank
>https://www.google.com/finance?cid=664250
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First for innawoods operating after societal collapse
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So what will be fallout from this?
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>>80055375
It's fucking real
DB is a kill!
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>>80055504
Australians
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>>80055468
i join you
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>>80055523
Noice
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>>80055375

Sour krauts incoming.

Maybe Greece can bail them out.
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>-1,43
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>>80055504

Well the aus dollar will be one of the strongest post collapse.

Let that really sink in.
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>>80055564
Buy MEME coin!
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>>80055613
Bout fuckin time
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>>80055375
OP is a faggot and linked the wrong stock.

Correct one below

>https://www.google.com/finance?q=ETR:DBK
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>>80055523
noice
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Deutsche Bank failing would be a Mad Max level event. It'll never happen /pol/


... right?
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The Spirits of the raped girls will finally destroy Germany.
Yes. This is the future you chose.
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Does anybody else lube their anus so their shit comes out smoothly?
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>>80055375
No previous threads?

when was the first happening thread?
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>>80055662
lol, good job, friend
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>>80055613
What about US dollar, I know DB has some tied up in the US but we have a ton of other shit too.
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>>80055375
>no previous thread,claim it is number 4

which was the first?
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>>80055708

Well probably be fine best hat.

In the worst of worst case scenarios our banks will die and so will most finances but the US produces a ton of food we wont have mad max.

Just a bunch of really pissed people who dont even have finances anymore.
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>>80055767

Thread nr. 3
>>80050674
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When will the margin calls come?
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>>80055708
Deutsche is a bank with €1,64 trillion liabilities and €1,58 trillion in assets. In sum, it is a few billion in the red and could be worth very little if its share value continues to fall. Its book net value now is little over €20bn. The bank costs twice what it paid in fines and lawyers last year.

And the bank could fail.

It all started when the bank announced 2015 annual earnings report and it did not look good. In fact, it was the worse report in seven years with net losses of €6,8bn. In February, the markets were panicking.

Then came the Schaeuble statement, which everyone takes with a pinch of salt. The bank has a €9,6 trillion exposure in government bonds and is seating on trillions of derivative bets that are multiple times over the size of the German GDP. So, Schaeuble’s word is good as gold, but not quite as good.

Now, with the Italian banking crisis looming, it's happening.
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>>80055375

PAY DENBTS
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>>80055600
Can't do it a second time
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>Start to recover
>Unemployment below 20% in 8
>DB crashes
>Banking system crashes,with no survivours
>Back to 26% of unemployment
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>>80055708
>there'll never be a WW2, right?
>they'll never actually use an atomic bomb, right?
>the Soviet Union will never collapse right?
>there'll never be another war in Europe, right?
I don't know, but something has to give in at one point.
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>>80055888
Checked
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So will we be sitting here all day monitoring the
slightest intraday fluctuations?
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>>80055905
Siestas!
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>>80055921
ONE SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
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>>80055905

The ride never ends!
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>>80055900

Double 00 digits confirms
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>>80055613
That's before we start firing up the gold and silver mines we put on ice to concentrate on iron ore
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>>80055808

Thread #2

>>80046256

I don't have a link to the first, not much happened in it
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>>80055888
>seating on trillions of derivative bets that are multiple times over the size of the German GDP
Stop this meme already. Majority of those bets bet on different directions so they cancel out no matter how the market's moving.
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>>80055972

No I will be shitposting and then going to work.

Might check in after work but I dont expect short term happening. Weeks or months even if they manage to keep it from a complete collapse.
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>>80055905

After this is done you'll wish you only had 26% unemployment.
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>>80055972
I don't have anything better to do sadly
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Please let it happen. Please bring a reckoning to this world and it's inhabitants. Please I beg you, let it come down.
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>>80055972

Of course, /pol/ was going nuts back with the US stock volatility last august, the role players made huge posts about some Jewish apocalypses.

literally nothing happened.
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>>80055641
I've got a YUUGE pile of RarePepes m8, I'll be right
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>>80056056
I second that
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>>80055972
Comey interview should distract us for an hour or two
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>>80056040
That's not how counterparty risk works for derivatives, it's not going to net down to a few billion

Those bets only 'cancel out' if the entire bank stays solvent

>what is systemic shock
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>>80056205
woah the infamous duck pattern amazing
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How can we accelerate the DB collapse?
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>>80056306
buy high and sell low
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Sliiiiiiiide
There's no saving DB.
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>>80056306
By literally demolishing the building
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>>80056179
Oh yes, I remember the Shemitah """"Happening""""
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>>80056260
>>80056306
Bollinger bands are super tight, volatility coming, probably downwards

you don't want this collapse anon, this is too big. don't meme this
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>tfw I have an account at DB
>tfw my monwy is so insecure that it starts posting in r9k
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ayy
praise kerkel
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>>80056404
nice meme
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>>80056361
>tfw i fell for the "2008 recession is done and over" meme
>tfw no savings
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>>80056471
Savings?
Where we're going we don't need savings!
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>>80056404
Lel
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>>80055921
>there'll never be another war in Europe, right?

This stupid meme again. There's war in Europe all the time. Chechnya, Yugoslavia, Georgia, Ukraine... Lots of smaller conflicts too. It's just not in the wealthy part of Europe, for obvious reasons -- people may be unhappy but not nearly enough to want to pick up a weapon. So people pretend it's not HABBENING even though it totally is.
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Can we finally hang the bankers and go back to a fixed currency system or something other than trading promises, hopes and wishes for our fucking currency?
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http://www.bbc.com/news/business-36723034

OH FUGGGGGGGGGGGG!

THIS IS THE BIGGEST HAPPENING SINCE 2008

WE MUST MEME IT TO LIFE!!

PRAISE KEK
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GUYS STOP THAT SHIT, I DON'T WANT DB TO COLLAPSE. DO YOU EVEN REALIZE WHAT THIS MIGHT DO TO EUROPE? DO YOU REALLY WANT EVERYTHING TO BURN TO THE GROUND?
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>>80055523
Noice
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>>80056571
yes
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>>80056397
WKN: DL19SK
Their bonds are going to shit
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>>80056387
/pol/ fucked up and didn't understand the prediction. It is the Jubille Year of the Shemitah - the 7th of the Shemitah cycle, which began on 23/9 of last year. Since it is the Jubilee Year, the Shemitah is to occur for a whole year, starting from 23/9 of last year. Taking that into account, whatever 'Happening' that was supposed to happen, will (according to the theory) happen between last September and this September coming.
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Kek wills DB's collapse
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In a free market economy, there is always going to be a recession. There has always been recession. We are going to have another recession, its inevitable...but that doesn't mean a repeat of 08' dum dum.
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>>80056471
It's on even lower levels than the 2008 recession now.
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Will neets be spared?
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>>80056554

You realize Rothschild made is fortune manipulating the price of Gold?
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>>80056306
meme magic. shitpost on stocktwits about habbening
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>>80056678
DB is like 4 times bigger than Lehman brothers.And we are currently on top of a debt bubble.This could be way worse than 2008
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>>80056404
Kek
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>>80056559
Buy BTC and it will be real.
BTC will shoot up after DB collapse.
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>>80056795

Here we fucking go lads!

http://www.finanzen.net/anleihen/DL19SK-Deutsche-Bank-Anleihe
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ITS FUCKING NOTHING.

I'm so sick and tired of coming to pol, reading ITS HAPPENING, only to find out its a non happening.

Wake me up when a real happening is happening.
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>>80056471
Good on you for not wasting your time saving up worthless numbers on a computer screen. See >>80056519
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>>80056571
>DO YOU REALLY WANT EVERYTHING TO BURN TO THE GROUND?

That would be a 'yes'
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>>80056404
kek
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>>80056853
Are you still salty about Brexit?
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>>80056571
Shhhh
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>its a nothing to actually be concerned about but people in finance are reactionary retards with the trigger discipline of a tumblrite and so they panic and cause the very problem they were scared of encountering in the first place episode
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>>80056571
Nothing could bring more happiness than watching everyone suffer.

Misery loves company you know.
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>>80056571
Yes, Europe will burn either way but the quicker the better.

Without a complete breakdown we can have a spiritual and cultural revolution.
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>>80056571
Where do you think you are?
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>>80057049

The people responsible will be the ones to suffer the least, as always.
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>>80056404
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>>80055375
Hahahahahaha,it's time,Europe is kill,here comes the greatest moment of my life.
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>>80057029
the world of "stocks" and "finance" is such a disgusting crock of shit. Bunch of insecure money grubbing shit stains, everyone striving to be the smug guy that "saw it coming", and gets to watch the shekels roll. No one wants to be the one that "missed the boat", so this snarky ADHD over reactionary competitive shit permeates the whole industry
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>>80056306
If the DB falls, the rest of Europe follows but will rally in time. The UK however isolated...is doomed either way. Without the trade influx of European markets, London doesn't stand a chance. Your markets will drop to levels not seen since the great recession. So thanks, dad...Your son is more than willing to dig into the EU and reap its rewards.
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>>80055830

You already have a bunch of pissed of people with no finances.
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>>80056471
By the time a recession is over and it's revealed we're in a bull market you've missed your chance on the train
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>>80056946
Fuck off. I remember the Chinese financial "happening" this year. I remember the American financial "happening" last year.

Nothing fucking happened in the end.
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>>80055905

Just before people and animals die from sickness they get a little better.
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>>80057349
each time the government had to step in. so there was a happeining of some sort
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>>80056646
wow

really makes you think
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>>80056404
>Deutsche Bank
>not Sparkasse
You deserve this.
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>>80055905
It's okay, we'll just build more high-speed railways. It was worked awesomely before.
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>>80057349
>Artificially being propped up

It's gonna blow one day.
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>>80057546
who is this

where do i find her naked
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>>80057349
Chinese meltdown wasn't a happening.
DB implosion can become a happening. The threat is very real.
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>>80057281
Lol when the EU collapses there will be no EU for us to be inside or outside of.
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>>80057591

Sandi Toksvigg, Google image search nudes
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>>80057349
This literally cannot be propped up by Jew finance magic.
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>>80056823
Unlikely. Hell, even the DB is predivting that the NYSE is in for some rough times ahead. Western markets have been booming for years now. Investments always change in time and what goes up...must go down eventually; but it never stays that way for long. The 08' crash was the sole result of the American housing bubble - of idiots who bought huge houses only to later loose their jobs due to unregulated trade. The resulting foreclosures left a lot of banks handing out loans which could never be paid back...thus, the markets crashed. This isn't that scenario.
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>>80055647

I see that either the point I was making went over your head, or is it bantz?

>>80055783
It depends its hard to truly say for sure whether the whole world economy goes down the shitter or if America can pull another trick to stave the inevitable for a few more months/years.

Ultimately the dollar will collapse eventually, its mathematically impossible not too due to interest rates (aka free money for having money-where does it come from) and the way debt works.

>>80056014
Mines don't work automatically, you better be able to get them up and running.
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We knew, we were told in plain terms, in 2008, that none of the structural problems that led up to the crash were in any way solved, and that the can was kicked down the road and would cause an even bigger shitstorm. This should not be a surprise to anyone. Granted, it's not happening until it's happening.
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>>80055375
Hmm how will this affect the curency situation in these volatile times? Will it drop the euro? Will it destroy the pound entirely? Is there going to be a mega recession?7
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>>80057647
>Sandi Toksvigg

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>80057349
The Chinese happening is in standby, but it's there. Just look at the growth figures (and I don't mean the useless official ones). China is spending a fortune to stop the tumbling down.

Can't come soon enough.
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>>80057281
You really don't understand the EU if you think it'll survive something like this. The whole thing is a house of cards. The EU won't exist 10 years from now.

Hopefully we can go back to just trading arrangements in the reformation and put an end to these ridiculous dreams of a federal Europe.
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>>80057810
wouldn't spain be catapulted into bronze age and ran over by muds if global economy collapsed?
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>>80057349
China was an overrated fluke. They have so much debt that it's scary to ponder how the fuck their going to dig themselves out of oblivion. That's why they manipulate their currency and never show their true inflation scores...they don't want the world to know how cucked they really are.
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40 mins to NYSE opening, this shit will plummet when big american money leaves it

the true happening
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>>80057940
if you know that, big banks and governments must also know that and be slightly prepared for it to crash down right?
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>>80057695
does this answer your question?
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>>80057263
Bit exaggerated to me. Sure there is a lot of herding but also there are plenty of traders who have overcome their loss aversion. In fact you could have bought before the crisis and would be richer if you made it all the way through.
> pic related
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Finally.
I hate this wold and everything should burn.
PRAISE KEK
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>>80057965
anything we should be following exactly on the NYSE?
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>>80057594
>>80057567
>>80057546
>>80057653
>>80057810
>>80057940


You don't know shit about the economy.
The elites would never allow the DB to collapse.
They will pull out some Jewish rabbi and perform dark magic if they have to.

I'm not going to educate you with facts, I'll keep it simple. The rule is as follows:
-Does /pol/ profit from such a happening?
Yes?
Then it won't happen.

/pol/ is on the opposite site of the Jewish globalist elites. So always ask yourself "does pol profit"?
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>>80055523
noice
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>>80055375

>From the highest over 100€
<Lowest in 2008: 18€

>Euro is doomed
>Brexit is scapegoat

DB enjoy your single digits :^)
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>>80055468
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>>80056137
I feel you m8
I miss the quake watch streams t b h, they were comfy

>ywn watch Japanese helicopter man kidnap a loli with the lads again
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>>80056571
> DO YOU REALLY WANT EVERYTHING TO BURN TO THE GROUND?
yes
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>>80057349
Do you think Rome had a cool Friday and everything fell apart during the Sunday?

>>80057810
The whole world is falling apart because real assets worth X, but institutions from the financial system are playing with 10000X.
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>>80056841

No it fucking won't.

Bitcoin is literally Disney dollars for the Internets black market land of oz.

Whose going to trade bitcoin for toilet paper (the actual value of a paper bill on the collapse?)

Whose going to be able to keep putting money into bitcoin when the money becomes worthless?

What are bitcoin holders going to want to do when an economy crashes? Oh sell their digits to go buy some bread, but they can't sell it because no one can buy it.

Then its price crashes too.
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>>80056846

Wrong link or what I can't read this shit.
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>>80058099
everything
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>>80057997
They are
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>>80058328
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>>80055523
noice
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>>80058114
Their Jewish sorcery cannot save them this time.
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>>80056711

Neets typically being fat will - for obvious reasons be the first too die.
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>>80058225
This true. We have 7 times cash inc circulation than global GDP. This wouldn't necessarily be bad since it makes moeny cheaper and , in theory, sstimulates growth. But that growth is either not happening onr it's happening far too slower than it should
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>>80058365
fugg
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>>80058436
Fine. Explain to me why, then? I will listen to your arguments. I'm not resistant to reason.
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>>80058114
Meme magic will dominate.
Let this poisoned wold burn to the grounds.
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THREAD IS DYING!!
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>>80057591

I dunno but we'll find your name on the sex offenders register bud.
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ebin bump
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>>80058031
not entirely.
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>>80058490
increasing the money supply does not create growth, growth is the ability to produce more which comes from an increase in productivity
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>>80056571
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW?
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single digits on NYSE will start the fire

hail kek
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>>80058636
I'm afraid I can't help you then
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>>80058564
DB has a crazy exposure to derivatives. Something like 10 times the EU's GDP and 20 times German economy. A good part of those derivatives are tied to Italian banks such as Monte Paschi, which is about to fail
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Thanks Deutsche bank you guys are going to make sweden more white brcause germans will be flooding to sweden when db collapses
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11.35 holy shit new all time low
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>>80056571
As long as i can still come to /pol/ and post memes then yes.
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>>80058114
DB cannot be saved.
You can sacrifice southern Europe for its sake, only once.
Unless somehow you can do the same to Britain now, I don't see how you're getting out of this one.
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>>80058645
Creating money doesn't cost inflation,until it starts running on the economy.This allows to finance investments for "free".which results on economic growth in the short run
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Canada and the USA will get by just fine and maybe get some European colonies. Imagine what happens to Africa when no one can afford to send them money.
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>>80058739
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>>80058787
saying that makes it sound spoopy

most of those derivatives are netted, ie the bet something will happen and they also bet that it wont happen so it could cancel out
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>>80058826
Among the first things to fail in a real happening is the internet and electricity.
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>>80058803

>DB falling will only affect Germany

Sweden, I...
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>>80055523
noice
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>>80058645
The theory is that since money is cheaper, people will invest this money into more competitive business in the hope of profiting. This should give more production as well as more consumption since increased productivity should make goods cheaper. But no one is investing. The reality is that most of the world is in a recession and it's being propped up and bailed out constantly
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>>80057870
>the EU wont exist 10 years from now
On the contrary, the EU will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine in the years to come. They are due to federalize into a super state and where do you think that will leave your tiny, isolated island? Europe is the future of globalism at its peak...not an island of isolated savages who prefer blue paint over western civilization.
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under 10 its gg
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>>80055523
noice
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>>80058886
There is always money for Mbutu
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>>80058859
yes this is true but the result is the endless stimulus spiral you can see in the US
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>>80058114
>Jewish magic comes anywhere near meme magic

Didn't you learn anything from Brexit, Fritz? The Jews are finished.
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>>80058816
>>80056571
>>80058826
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>>80058907
Ill have to print them out now then, and staple the pictures to wooden boards irl.
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>-1.13%
>happening
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>>80058114
>>80058114
Of course they allow it won't like they wont allow BMPS to fall. Time to open wallets EU. Greece, Portugal, Spain and Ireland were just a child play compared to this show. But after this Bailout, it's short way to real civil unrest/wars since most people with debt wont have anything to lose.

Let it sink scenario(Iceland)
>Banks go away and economy starts to recover
Bailout
>people go berserk
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>>80058916
Hahaha db has little influence here in sweden kraut. Stop being jealous that other economies will be fine. Db failing will mostly only affect eurozone countries the worst
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>>80058902
absolutely. But even if you they cancel out they will still lose a lot of value.
People would loose confidence rapidly and move their money somehwere else.
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Just found a cheeky quid in my desk lads

That's like 10,000 euros

>mfw
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>>80058566

>Meme magic is literally just forced consciousness.
>Forced consciousness a major theme in 1984.
>We didn't listen to the warnings of orwell.
>33 years since 1984 = 2017
>33 is a symbolic number to those in the know.
>First Letter of each of these green texts spells MFW33
>MFW33FM2017
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>>80059105
yep sweden will be completely unaffected ... just like africa
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>>80057997
Then let the markets crash - just as long as those Asian commie niggers crash harder. We'll recover. They wont.
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>>80059113
yes but they will not be losing 500 trillion dollars just because they have that much of an exposure
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>>80058989
>result is the endless stimulus spiral you can see in the US
That is why I said in the short run.Inflation tends to kill the consumer base,and if productivity doesnt increase,economies start to die,as people can't consume
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>>80059082
The Happening isn't the -1,13%.
The Happening isn't that it doesn't stop going down >>80056361
It's already lower than 2008 crash levels.
It's a slow burn, and if you don't see it, you're like the frog in the pan.
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>>80059082
-0.69% on Euro. That is actually quite big.
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>>80059257
No, definitely not. It would still be a pretty serious happening though
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I just came on. What's happening? The euro is free falling in value or what?
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>>80058953
They won't be federalizing when the financial system collapses and Europeans are competing with Muslims for food. That's how we end up with Yougoslavia on a continental scale.
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Anyone can tell me what's happening ? I'm not from /biz/ ...
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>>80059105
Nordea takes huge hit if DB falls... Björn will lose his mustache
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15 minutes until NYSE meme time
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>>80058886
>Africa
Not all of it buddy :^)
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>>80055888
negative interest rate yield on government bonds arent helping
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>derivatives
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>>80059440
The biggest bank in the world has been going donwhill for a while,and it is now under 2008 levels
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>>80059440
It's literally nothing
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>>80055375
as long as anon has less than 100.000 € on a single account, anon is safe from bail-in

it'll be Cyprus all over again
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>>80059533
>implying nigs won't move there en masse if western gibs stop coming
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>>80059078
do it

future currency will be based on rare pepes
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>>80059441
Don't even use nordea
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>>80059440

Duetsche bank crash thread.

In the past week and a half since brexit DB has lost one third its value.

Most markets are made up of 1 part smart and 2 part dumb money.

(smart money being people smart enough to get in and out and generate wealth, dumb money being the suckers that are stuck in a queue at ATM's that won't pay out.)
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>>80059308
>Greece
Serious question. Why haven't you emigrated?

Of course I see it, the entire financial system is a Ponzi scheme and I've been buying up Gold for the last three years. When it happens, we'll know about it.

>>80059314
That's cute, tell me more about your tiny currency movements.
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>>80055523
Noice
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You guys aren't seeing the bigger picture here
>In times of prosperity people are more left-leaning
>In times of hardship people are more right-leaning

This couldn't have come at a better time, Europe is being overrun by sand niggers.

Who's got the time to worry about Achmed and his family of twelve and gay rights when you are thinking about where your next meal will come from.

It's easy to be generous when you have a lot yourself, true selflessness is exhibited in monks and people who have nothing themselves, but still dedicate their lives to helping others.

Is this the precursor to the rise of the fourth reich? Who can say? I bloody-well hope so. Maybe this time the allies will join the good guys.
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>>80059619
that would be great if the west was armed in burger fashion, it'll just mean more victimized natives and even less policing

death squads perhaps soon?
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>>80056306
Bogus Insider information on Twitter and key financial magazines. The big people won't buy or notice it but enough plebs buying into the scare will make the thousands of automated trading algorithms freak the FUCK out

Hard.
>sauce
Politician & part time metal trader. Full disclosure: I'm really small fry in the grand scheme of things so I don't sit directly at the source.
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Brits the pound will also drop when db collapses because mark carney will be speaking a lot more saying "muh uncertainty"
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>>80059619
Have you not heard of the xenophobic attacks my good sir?

Non-native South Africans get the necklace treatment.
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>>80059868

Both extreme ends gain from hardship but in combination with the refugee crisis the extreme right is boung to profit more.
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>>80058114
>A Jewish rabbi and perform dark magic

Oy vey! I have already done it
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>>80059890
>metal trader
when will gold beat 2013 high score in your opinion?
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>>80055523
noice
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>>80059440
Duetche Bank have shit all over their books. They've been cooking them forever but the smell is starting to leave the kitchen. All those exposed sitting in the restaurant have collectively noticed and are trying to slide toward the only exit without starting a panic where they all get trapped.
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>>80055523
noice
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>>80060000
quads confirm
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>bank crashes
>Germany loses to France

Would be a great day. Portugal deserves to win because it's the only team with no Muslims or Jews on it.

>invite refugees
>put them in houses near pic related
>they flee to Germany because they felt unwelcomed
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>>80060000
fugg :DDD
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>>80057349
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Tl;dr please
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>>80059308
kinda what this guy said.

Bank stocks don't really go up and down like most stocks do. In a healthy economy they grow close to the rate of the economy themselves.

Banking itself is very dangerous, modern banking is a little like the economic version of a hadron colider. The difference is that lawmakers let the banks police themselves and rather than using foresight, banks are encouraged to exploit legal loopholes and make insane sums of cash through dangerous means. This is encouraged because regulatory agencies can then observe the practice first before banning it. The downside here is that, when a person is making money hand over fist, they will do everything in their power to keep the gravy train coming despite potential dangers.
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>>80059625

>pepes become the global currency of a post ww3 world comprised of world peace.
>pepe = kek
>keke = the evil god of egypt
>Evil god of Christianity = Satan

Its the year 3333AD and society has reached a technological level rivaling our own today, the issue of the day being finance and how to better regulate it and curve crime and corruption.

A Scientist working in biotech suggests an implant that would be able to store all transaction history and account balances the pepe chip!
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>>80056571

CRASHING THE ECONOMY
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>>80055564
>>80055683
>>80056581
>>80058134
>>80058399
>>80058938
>>80058962
>>80059860
>>80060048
>>80060115
Noice
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>>80060006
For five minutes in early January assuming Trump wins.

Protectionism = erect fearboners = gold peaks.
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>>80060262
Herro kudasai, kawaii-no desu ne.
Biru doko desu ka?
Watashi no pati wa?
Sono hitu desu ka?
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>>80059868
>nazis are the good guys

You can't really believe that? It's sad how misguided you faggots are.
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>>80060095
>>80059701
Thanks, now i got the image
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>>80060000
>0000
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>>80060341
/pol/ is roleplaying that Jews are losing power again.
Nothing is happening.
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bump. btw, what's the best way to make money out if this ?
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>>80057263
I agree, finance is unproductive really, but how else are our first world countries going to compete with goods/services made with dirt cheap labour and 0 safety regulations?
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>>80060498

Rob a bank
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>>80060498
Capture refugees and use them as slaves.
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>>80060000
its raising again

fucking jews
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>>80060463

Nazis dindu nuffin. Dey be gud bois gettin deys lives on track.
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>>80060388
Noice
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>>80060498
Spend all your money on luxury items.
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>>80057349
China has savings. EU has only damn debtz and keks.
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>>80055900
funny and true
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cmon single digits
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>>80060498

Gas yourself, Jew.
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>>80055523
noice
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>>80055905
>Unemployment below 20%
bwahahahahahaha

add at least 10% to that stat
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Have they blamed us yet?
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>>80060711
i think youre looking for these singles
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>>80060498
Buy memecoin before this shit hits the mainstream.

Fair warning: You'll want to avoid going mid-term with this. Either sell off FAST once the thing goes too feverish or do your best to forget about it for a couple months.
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>>80060686
>China has savings
China is well overall 250% of its GDP indebted (public companies+Chinesse bonds).Their savings are a joke.
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>>80060769
>add at least 10% to that stat
>I dont trust stadistics
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>>80060850
>buy bitcoins when the company providing your electricity and internet is also at huge risk in the event of deutsche bank failing

If DB fails the only thing you are not going to be sat in front of your computer buying things with BitCoin.
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>>80060599
This! Making trælldom great again
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>>80055375
so if i have a lot of euros ..what should i do with them? Buy a car or trade it for gold .. or literally what the fuck should i do so i dont lose all my mOneY!?
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>>80061045
Change it to £ my Alpine friend
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>>80060367
Not in all cases, didn't the Hungarians go to town on their financial institutions when things went bad?
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>>80060933

Taking the unemployed and classifying them as disabled doesn't fix the problem.

Its like cutting cancer out of a kidney and stuffing it in the liver and acting claiming too have reduced the amount of kidney cancer by 99%

It might be true but the fucker will still die.
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>>80061081
>Change it to £ my Alpine friend
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>>80061144
What?
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>>80061221
80k jobs were created in the last 6 months and the affiliations to the SS have gone up by 100k.
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>>80055523
NOICE
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>>80055523
BLYAD
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