>Hi there Sir, please produce an ID and spread your legs.
>We're just gonna search you and make sure you aren't carrying any contraband that's all
What do you say /pol/?
I would probably run from european police
>>80052919
>why are you larping as a european bobby?
Then walk away laughing
How rare is that?
I don't bloody think sharia allows it, bruv
> non-white people problems
laffin @ yo lyfe famm
Fuck off.
>there are people who are unironically scared of people in hi-vis jackets
Yank bolice though? Fuck that, you say "no thank sir" and hope for the best -- unless you're armed.
I'm heading to deportation center, fuck off wanker
>>80052919
On what grounds?
>>80052990
Enjoy being shot if you're not in the UK...
>>80052919
>I DO NOT CONSENT!
>AM I BEING DETAINED?
I DO NOT CONSENT!
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>I DO NOT CONSENT!
>AM I BEING DETAINED?
I DO NOT CONSENT!
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>laugh and walk away, while laughing
>british police literally can't do anything to you at that point
>>80052995
I'm searched all the time here and im not even black, just brown.
I will hand him my ID. But I will not spread my legs so he can search me. If he demands I have to do it, I will ask him if I am under arrest. If he is arresting me, then I will ask for a lawyer, before he is searching me.
>>80052919
Sure sir, take your time.
>>80053262
CONDUCTOR AM I BEING DETAINED?
>CONDUCTOR AM I BEING DETAINED?
CONDUCTOR AM I BEING DETAINED?
Sir, I belive these dubs need to be checked by an appropriate authority
>>80053318
But if you have nothing to hide what do you have to fear?
>>80053262
I forgot
>AM I FREE TO GO?
AM I FREE TO GO?
>AM I FREE TO GO?
AM I FREE TO GO?
>AM I FREE TO GO?
AM I FREE TO GO?
>>80053290
I meant your flag
>>80052919
Fook off cunt lest ya want to see me bad side.
>>80053230
I've ran from american cops
>>80053492
Not that rare, there's a few of us on here.
>>80053416
We tend to have rights in Europe. You don't need to fear anything to assert your rights, that's the beauty of them.
>>80052995
Not rare but uncommon
>>80053543
Do you know them?
This is just like what happened in Gay Police 4: The Long Dick of the Law!
>>80052919
Fuck off ya cunt
>>80053512
Most of those are incompetent pussies though.
IM BEEEEEEEEEING RAAAAAAAAAAPED
AAAAAAAHH HEELP ME HE IS PENETRATING ME
>>80052919
>take out my certificate of abbo ancestry
>he apologises and offers to spread his legs for me instead
>>80052919
Laugh probably.
"Nice costume you poofter, enjoy whichever shindig you're getting slanted at".
>>80053290
Good.
>>80053416
They don't need to search my private property, if they don't have a warrant for it, and then just to harass them a little bit.
Ok but be warned I am on a high protein bulk and I cannot stop farting
Then I proceed to let out nasty, stanky rips
>>80052919
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>>80053583
My rights? Most of them, yes.. You do not need to comply with searches in most circumstances.. Only if you're suspected of a crime or in certain contexts. Random checks are possibly, but must happen in areas designated by the Mayor on objective grounds, like safety issues.
All of this is pretty rare though.. I've never been randomly searched, not even when being caught rolling/smoking joints in places you're not supposed to.
>>80052919
Ok.
>>80053429
You also forgot
I AM A FREE CITIZEN
>>80053290
stay out of my country shitskin
>>80054221
I'm half British, half Chinese, I just have a dark skin tone for some reason. Weird as fuck.
>>80054461
gwei lo out
waifus in
Sir, I'm not carrying anything can I leave?
If he says no, then I will ask for probable cause.
If he says there is probable cause, no matter what I'll just consent to the search.
>>80053837
He's being serious here, I can tell by the flag
>>80053582
Really?
>>80053656
This has the be the most cucked man in history, right? I mean, some cucks atleast got some pussy first, but this guy... Jesus Christ! I would kill myself were I in his place. Better to be dead than like that.
>>80052919
sure thing officer
do you need my passport as well?
am on vacation, smuggling cigarettes.
>>80054773
Congrats on not being a nigger.
AM I BEING DETAINED
