Would you join a state created by /pol/?
What requirements does it need for you to join?
>>80045188
A) muh guns
B) muh freedom of speech
C) Muh at least semi democracy but with civil protections.
D) Texas will never be a blue state you fucking german piece of fucking shit!
>>80045343
FUCKING CALIFORNIANS COMING INTO MY STATE AND SHITTING UP THE PLACE
>Austin needs to be razed
>>80045188
>Join state created by /pol/
>Being enslaved because i'm not white
>complain about racism for no good reason
>muh /pol/ is not one person
>remained a slave
>>80045188
>free speech
>guns
>happy with or without democratic process of choosing a leader
>pro-private enterprise
>democracy for social shit e.g. Should sodomy be il/legal, should women be able to vote etc
>over 95% white, no niggers
>>80045188
No, because I would not be allowed in, and the rest of the world would boycott it.
>>80047846
i hate Californians
they fuck up there own state then move out to other stats to fuck them up
>>80045188
A population less than 95% male.
>>80050597
Adversity just makes you stronger, faggot.
>>80045188
In my fantasy yes, I would love to have that aryan red pilled paradise, but then I realize that most 4chan people are weeaboo basement dwelling scum.
Pothole repair fund.
>>80045188
Guns and anime
>>80045188
1. Be white
2. Blood test to confirm you're white
3. Have a skill, something to offer the nation.
4. No criminal record
5. Canadians will always be peasants and will not be allowed to vote or run for office.
6. Psych evaluation.
Add to the list niggers.
>>80045188
>Would you join a state created by /pol/?
I love /pol/, but I'm 1/4th Mexican so /pol/ would day of rope me. So no.
>>80045188
never
there wont be any woman.
no because I would be bullied for being jewish-slavic. anyhow it wouldn't work.
>>80050826
Given that a /pol/ state would surely see your sexual needs be enthusiastically taken care of by catgirl gynoids, thereby obviating the need for human women at all, this seems like a ill-concieved criteron.
>>80045188
>Would you join a state created by /pol/?
No, because most people on this blue-pilled board consider slavs, mongrels (i.e. most americans) and mediterraneans white. I've had enough of miscegenation.
>>80051549
Ah, a divide and conquer shill. Hello JIDF.
>>80051362
this
>>80051549
Captain Sweden to the rescue.
>>80045188
Only whites are allowed to stay but work visa should be free for everyone
>>80045188
>>80045188
>guns
>decent m:f ratio
>no blacks or islanders
>weebs have a district on their own to do their weebshit away from the common folk
Note, there is nothing holding them in this zone. It is not a weeb deathcamp or anything. Think of it like a chinatown district but with weeb shit instead of chinese culture. Weebs can still serve a purpose for the good of the state.
>free speech
>official language isn't moon runes, surrender, taco-speak, or whatever the fuck WE WUZ is. Preferably german or english (personal preference more than anything).
>encouraging to private businesses
>private businesses can manage themselves how they want (no cakes for fags for example)
Some of these are mandatory, others are negotiable.
>>80051593
>>80051650
See what I mean? >>80051549
>>80045188
no niggers
>>80051310
What if your criminal record is lynching niggers?
>>80051945
victimless crime, pass
>>80051945
I'm sure that would be taken into consideration and could even fast track you up ranks in the military
>>80045188
No Niggers
No Jews
No Liberals
>>80051468
Our Aryan scientists will develop realistic sexbots and artificial uteruses to breed the next generation.
Monarchy who uses taxation to fund infrastructure, the army is a state-funded people's army (a gun for every citizen), no state army just police with the exact same guns as the people, only white people to not start race-related problems, and all social laws (marriage, homosexuality etc) must find root in the King James Bible. Free market, banking while asking interest is punished by death, only a fee for keeping your money safe is allowed.
Pretty close to 16th century Europe but without the state army and faggot Roman Catholic Church.
Just join us at project /Namibia/.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4hdcc4_namibia-project-link_travel
>>80051858
Kek, those burgers never disappoint
>>80052095
No bad teeth.
>Eugenics
>No /mu/ allowed in
>No /b/ allowed in
>No fags
>No jews
>Entrance depends on skill
>Illegal immigrants shot on the spot
>Local businesses so we won't have to rely on filthy jew services
I'll need a church somewhere since pic related
>>80052289
FIAT-currency is not allowed, giving people IOU papers is seen as stealing and also punishable by death. Courts are 3 judges and innocent before proven guilty, you have all the right to defend yourself and provide evidence.
All laws must be justified by the KJV Bible, and no Muslim or Jewish immigration as they pose a risk to the Volk's safety.
>>80052463
No islam or sharia law, you have to go Sven.
Fuck no.
>>80052978
Nice one!
>>80053076
At least our blowup doll is white and not muslim
NEBRASKA/NEBRASKI IST AUS NEBRA
http://krautchan.net/b/thread-10764534.html
NEBRASKA IST POL
WIR SIND DAS VOLK
MEIN BLOOD
MEIN SOIL
MEIN NATION
MEIN CONTINENT
MEIN PLANET
>>80045188
no there's fucked up people here
>>80045188
This is the most grotesque thing I have seen in months. Just imagine the fat autists sperging out and shaking with anger in heated arguments in the street, their bellies and smelly beards jiggling.
They would quote Mussolini and Marcus Aurelius and maybe cry a little.
Bald Auschwitz manlets with no social skills would stand around in circles in complete silence and once in a while, someone would say that "Asuka is best waifu" and other guy would shun him: "B-bbbuuut isn't anime degenerate?"
There would be chess club and bodybuilding club noone would attend because they wouldn't be able to stand the autism of the people organizing it.
Eventually, the country would die out because nobody wants to procreate with autism.
Oh, and everyone would miss their mom so, so much.
>>80053307
Fucking stop.
>>80045188
A state created by /pol/ wouldn't work any better than a state created by people who got off their ass and created one in 1776.
It'd turn to shit even faster because nobody on /pol/ will ever get off their ass and do it.
NEBRASKA IST DAS HEILIGE DEUTSCHLAND
>>80045188
Mfw this will devolve to whites only.
>>80053387
IF NEBRASKA SECEDES, NEBRASKA IS THE WORLD SUPERPOWER
>>80053278
>MIT
>in NYC
What is this?
>>80052285
Why not just boipucsi?
>>80053469
PAY ATTENTION. BE BRAVE.
>>80045188
>Anime banned
>Dyed Hair banned
>No chinese
>No blacks
>No Muslims
>No Jews
>No race-mixers
>No coloured contacts
>No women
>No faggy careers like computer science
>No healthcare (only faggots need other people to take care of them)
>Christians only
>No fags
That'd do it.
Will weebs be allowed?
>>80045188
1. A Chinatown
2. A Costco's
3. Farmer's Markets
4. Guns
5.Militia Culture with monthly mandatory meetups and training
Priority law:
-No furries, LGBT or anime
Everything else is negotiable.
www.reuters.com/article/us-couples-infertility-idUSBRE90A13Y20130111
>>80053561
>no faggy careers like computer science
I guess you want /pol/xas to be poor.
>christians only
that explains it
PAY ATTENTION
NEBRASKA IS THE POLE
>>80053562
>Manifest Breastiny
mighty kek
>>80051468
Then sign me the up. It's not necessarily the catgirl gynoids that I'm interested in, but to get them would mean a country that actually puts money into fucking science rather than corporate welfare and provoking arabs.
>>80045188
>Would you join a state created by /pol/?
Yes
>What requirements does it need for you to join?
Freedom of speech
Not being recognized as a terrorist organisation by the rest of the world, I travel a lot.
Safety
And a job market would be nice
>>80053488
>boipucsi
>birthing the next generation
That's some prime degeneracy right there. I'm sure traps will have their place as comforting companions to make up for the sexbot's shitty AI during home life.
>unless /pol/ decides to preheat the ovens
>>80053685
I think it was a meme m8.
>>80051310
How are we peasants? We just currently have a bad leader.
100 years ago, every city in America had a white super-majority.
Today, only 4 cities have a white super-majority.
Many cities lay in ruins because of dark-skin people.
Don't let this happen to Europe.
The ONLY CITIES that remain white:
Lincoln, Nebraska (Buffett)
Omaha, Nebraska (Buffett)
Seattle, Washington (Gates)
Portland, Oregon (Gates + neo)
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/25-years-learning-laughing-warren-buffett-bill-gates
>>80045188
1. Guns
2. Freedom
3. Whites and maybe asians
4. Freedom of speech
>>80053621
Transgender expression is contagious, but the underlying desire to run around public looking totally cute isn't.
I'm not a tranny because I seen one on TV. I was a tranny to begin with. I was just jealous of their confidence to admit it.
GATES: $80 Billion
BUFFETT: $75 Billion
CNN: $9 Billion
ABC: $8 Billion
MSNBC: $10 Billion
PAY ATTENTION
>>80053812
You have to prove yourself to escape peasant rank, once you've slain enough moose and brought down a mighty pine with your Canadian powers then you can be a normal citizen.
>>80053561
>No faggy careers like computer science
>No healthcare (only faggots need other people to take care of them)
>Christians only
Dark Ages 2: No electricity bogaloo
ATTENTION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjuweJ-g-AQ
>>80053930
The point of this state would be to escape degeneracy, if we let it in then there's no point in the state.
ACHTUNG
>>80054072
I hope the Mods ban you.
WIR SIND DAS VOLK
>Get the appropriate documents and register nationality as /pol/
>Fly to /pol/
>Further document check in a 100% white airport
>Non-whites not even allowed to have layovers in the National Airport of the state of /pol/
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Get out of the airport
>spaghetti falls out of wallet by accident while trying to pay for taxi
>decide to pick it up because littering is degenerate and will get you executed
>"FUCKING KIKE"
>"HEY PICK THAT UP AS WELL YOU FUCKING JEW GOY"
>whatever, proceed to go to my newly rented apartment on the corner of 67th & /pol/
>1 room apartment
>The only thing in the apartment is a PC that is put in the middle of the fucking room
>Only /pol/ is available, everything else is degenerate
>Fuck it, decide to go outside
>Everyone walking around is white, but glued to their phones
>Just surrounded by neckbeards who will only argue and shittalk about you on /pol/, not face to face
>Economy is fucked because everyone accuses everyone of being undercover jews
Please somebody who is funnier than me greentext what an average day at the parliament of /pol/ would look like
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YeBY1ypVEk
>>80054143
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND
>>80054143
It's a bot
>No NEETs
>No degenerate LGBT or anime fags
>Whites only, DNA tests for verification. If you're more than 5% non-white, let in for purpose of hanging or manual labour.
Sounds like a good time to me.
NEBRASKA IS ALREADY THE POL STATE
OUR GOVERNOR IS A SKINHEAD
WAKE UP
OPEN YOUR EYES
Okay, for an actual list.
> No public practice of religion.
> Freedom of speech.
> No exportation of technology.
> Renewable energy sources so our balls aren't shackled by other countries.
> Education to a college level in at least one science is mandatory, first round through is free, later degrees are optional but must be payed for.
> No international corporations.
> Anti-monopoly laws.
> No privatization of necessary goods and services.
>>80054180
>I call this session to order
>>FUCK YOU YOU JEWISH STATIST KEK
>Ah, sorry, I call this session to chaos
>>>WHO'S GOING TO BUILD THE ROADS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
there was an attempt
WE EVEN HAVE THE WATER
WHEN THE REST OF THE WORLD IS DYING OF THIRST, WE WILL HAVE OUR SWASTIKAS AND OUR WATER AND HORSES
ES LEBE DAS HEILIGE DEUTSCHLAND
HEILIGE.
>>80045188
fuck you ahmed that state aint blue
>>80045188
No, because it would consist of one group of people wanting to build massive concrete Neo-Brutalist monuments to the white man, while the other group bitches about having to pay for the roads going to it
ES WAR IMMER MEIN BERG
GOD IS ALWAYS RIGHT BEHIND ME
>>80054261
>Whites only, DNA tests for verification. If you're more than 5% non-white, let in for purpose of hanging or manual labour.
Sounds like there wont be many americans around
PART OF GOD LIVES IN NEBRASKA
Which US state is the best fit for /pol/ already?
>>80054066
The point I'm making is that it will emerge anyway, just like it did the first time.
I would possibly have been accepted into the state if the wall around it was ever built.
But when I got married, looking at my wife would trigger that jealousy. It always has. For 30 years I believed that assuming my "role" would slowly make it stop.
And then one day, during an episode where I would have otherwise had my degeneracy contained in my room, my wife's routine changed unexpectedly.
In /pol/and you wouldn't even know that's what I was doing until she panicked and told everyone in a state of complete confusion.
You'd end up having a repeat of the exact same problem you are seeing right now, after you dragged me out in the street and put a bullet in my skull for being 2spooky4u.
>>80054541
READ MY POSTS IN THE THREAD. ITS NEBRASKA.
>>80047846
>>80050686
>My state is getting shitty, it must be those Californians!
>implying California's population is enough to fill every state plus keep its own steady number
>>80053561
>No faggy careers like computer science
right.. how can you shitpost then?
no more 4chan?????
>>80054450
>Neo-Brutalist monuments
>not the glory that is gothic architecture
The architecture of old churches and shit gets me hard in a way I can't even describe
ACHTUNG POLACKS
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2001/sep/09/gm.food
WIR SIND AUS NEBRA
>>80045188
My only requirement is that I stop feeling empty
>>80055193
>he fell for the GMO meme
Let me guess, you get headaches from MSG too?
And vaccines cause autism, amirite?
>>80055040
I know what you mean. I fucking hate religion but some of their churches kick ass.
Do you think we could base a /pol/ country of WH40K architecture?
>>80055311
>>80045188
I wouldn't be accepted for not being white enough
>>80055424
and thanks to Kek for that
ISRAEL IS CALLED THE HOLY LAND BECAUSE IT KEEPS THE UNHOLY NEGROS IN AFRICA. IT HAS BEEN THIS WAY FOR HALF A MILLION YEARS OR MORE.
AMERICA IS FALLING TO NEGROES. ONE POLIS AFTER ANOTHER IS BEING TAKEN DOWN.
THIS CANNOT BE. THEY ARE USING ADOLF HITLER TO EAT US ALIVE.
HELP. OUR BLOOD AND SOULS ARE BEING DRAINED. OUR LIVES ARE FOREVER PERVERTED.
HELP US!
Our first task as a nation will be re-animating Hitler
>>80054705
>I know nothing about population growth and statistics
>>80055597
LOOK AT THE GEOPOLITICAL CENTER OF OUR COUNTRY
>>80055311
Dont forget electromagnetic hypersensitivity
>>80055354
>Do you think we could base a /pol/ country of WH40K architecture?
not familiar enough with WH40k to know one way or the other.
>always hear about WH40k being space nazi's: the tabletop
>probably would enjoy it
>still haven't set aside the time to actually look into it
WE ARE ANTS
WE ARE STORM TROOPERS
WE ARE NAZIS
WE ARE SIOUX
WE ARE SAXONS
WE ARE NEBRASKANS
WE ARE GERMANS
WE ARE CZECH
WE ARE AUSTRIANS
WE ARE SWISS
WE ARE DAS VOLK
WE ARE ALREADY AT THE POL
WE HAVE A NAZI DISCO BALL
IT GOES BY MANY NAMES
YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT US
>>80053971
I'll get on that. There are forests filled with animals everywhere so it shouldn't be too hard.
LOOK AT THE CENTER OF THE CONTINENT
COME HOME /POL/TARD
WIR SIND DAS VOLK
>>80051310
>be white
Half of /pol/ just lost
>blood test to confirm you're white
Another 15% just failed the test
>Have a Skill, something to offer the nation
pic related
>No criminal record
See >>80051945
>Canadians will always be peasants
ok
>Psych evaluation
If any /pol/acks didn't fail the test yet, they did now
>>80051759
Our official language should be Anglish.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE YOUR FEET CONNECTED TO THE SOIL LIKE YOU ARE WEARING LEAD BOOTS?
COME HOME SAXON MAN
>>80054555
On a side note, I just opened up my package of Starburst and noticed that there aren't any pink ones. The only reason I fucking buy these things is because of my Strawberry Banana Starburst.
Fuck this, I'm gonna blame Jews.
NEBRASKA IS ALREADY 3/4 FASCIST.
COME HOME AND DO ALL YOUR THINGS
>>80045188
Hell yeah
>Inb4 fuck off we're full
>>80056342
>In 2005, Wrigley purchased the Life Savers and Altoids businesses from Kraft Foods for US$1.5 billion.[6] On January 23, 2007, Wrigley signed a purchase agreement to acquire an 80 percent initial interest in A. Korkunov for $300 million with the remaining 20 percent to be acquired over time. On April 28, 2008, it was announced that Mars, Incorporated would acquire Wrigley for approximately $23 billion.[7] Financing for the transaction was provided by Berkshire Hathaway, Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan. Berkshire Hathaway holds a minority equity investment in the Wrigley subsidiary.
Every fucking time.
I think /pol/ wojld be identical to the US Constitution, but with an eleventh amendment added to the Bill of Rights:
"The government shall make no law or decision based on the demands of non-ciyizens or citizens who pay no federal taxes, or honor the resilt of any election in which non-citizens or citizens who have not been identified as having paid no federal taxes have had more than a 5% vote."
And all amendments that extend the right to vote to non-citizens and non-taxpayers be repealed.
Those who have no stake in the government should also have no official voice in it. This was the mistake that allowed authoritarians to take over by stuffing ballot boxes with votes from third-worlders and others that would rather live in a hell ruled by a tyrant king than a heaven ruled by a president bound by rule of law.
>>80056796
Goddamnit.
> turn on autocorrect
> get sentences like "pool was rightward against"
> turn off autocorrect
> get sentences like "/pol/ was rig ghgt a gain"
If only I could be arsed to proofread posts I don't give a fuck about.
>>80054489
Good.
>>80054555
Trannies don't historically exist, you're just depraved because you're aprt from God and too much of a pussy to take self-control for the sake of your family and society at large.
Absolutely not. I will live in the US with Trump as president, as assisted by the meming of pol. But a purely /pol/ state would be terrifying, corrupt, evil, and fail with an extinction level bang.
>>80054705
Ofc they keep their population going, they have millions of Mexicans to fill any vacancies :^)
>>80056130
I didn't, so I guess it's just you and me Austrianbro.
>>80057542
So basically what you're telling me is that I'm acting like a woman right now.
Go figure.
No because I'm black and would be shot.
>>80058054
No you wouldn't.
In spite of the attempts to dominate this board with loudmouthed intimidation, very few people here would shoot you because you're a nigger.
But they might tell you to shop elsewhere.
>>80058143
>Very few
>Day one; didn't meet that guy who might shoot me for being black
>Day ten: Still haven't met him
>Day twenty: He found me and I have been shot. Also need to pick up milk from grocery but can't because cashier says that's white folk water.
>>80058394
>black person drinking milk
Guess how I know you're memeing.
>>80058479
>Drinking milk
>When it goes on delicious corn flakes
>>80058394
>white folk water
>>80045188
Holy fuck yes. Honestly I wouldn't come over straight away I'd see how it was going first. But as long as you guys outlawed Islam, had a decent military and didn't allow any boats in (just ignored them and let em sink at shore until they got the message and stopped) I'd fucking fight for that place.
>>80057918
You're not a woman that's my point. And why would you even want in on Autismostan should we ever establish it? You're both a product and beneficiary of the perverted society, why fuck up what could be a beacon of hope for us?
>>80051362
>>80051646
This is a good thing, women are useless.
>>80058620
>You're not a woman that's my point.
You're demonstrating your point in a very peculiar way.
>You're a pussy.
>How dare you act feminine when I'm trying to make you believe you're masculine.
Do you just not see the paradox or do you sincerely believe that pointing out my submissive nature does little more than make it real for me?
>>80058983
I'll never understand what it is that makes macho men so oblivious to the fact that humiliating someone for being weak and feminine might just be a contributing factor to their own self-acceptance.
>You're not a tranny, you're just a girly-man.
>mfw
>>80058620
>And why would you even want in on Autismostan should we ever establish it?
The pre-acceptance me would want in on anything that would help me supress >her. As I said, I literally believed in your memes at one time. The majority of them revolve around me magically wanting to be masculine even though >she knows better.
>>80052388
>oh look some fag trying to start a country
>>80054705
It can, actually.
California and New York are the largest recievers of international AND domestic immigration.
>>80061073
In reality, all I was actually doing was what was in my own self-interest, trying not to end up having my corpse dragged into a mineshaft because you refuse to just ignore problems that aren't actually yours at all.
We must have a government created for the people. Where only honorable, respected people can rise to power.
>>80051362
I can't join bc i have the mestizaje maligno
>>80050855
Yeah but a headshot by a dumb /pol/ack will kill you.
>>80045188
having a waifu unironically is required
>>80053812
>we didn't elect him though, he seized power
>>80058704
>>80062516
This, with a trick question related to having more than one. Instant disqualification.
I personally think that non-white nerds/weebs should be allowed in after an extensive exam to prove their distance from niggertry.
>>80063086
wtf i hate women now
>>80045188
Hell no, but I would build a wall around it.
>>80052388
Holy shit that sounds nice
If I don't like something, you and everyone participating in it will be put to death, that is my requirement
>>80061073
>"her"
If you think of one personality as a separate entity doesn't that prove you need help?
>>80045188
>Pol state
>Bunch o autistic Nazi kids
>a STATE
No thnk you.
>>80051311
Nah, we wouldn't rope you, just put you to work in the field instead. Need someone to pick crops.
>>80053561
Why not ban tattoos?
You don't have a tattoo, do you annon?
>>80063086
really made me think
