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/pol/ my little brother watches this show, he is twelve, is there anyway to stop him from watching this degenrate shit, and redpill him or have I failed him already?
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>>80007925
Here's what you do. Don't come out and say flat out that this show is SHIT. Instead pick shows that you like and introduce them to him slowly, he will learn to like those shows. At no point should you act like your shows are better than his or he will dislike your shows just to get back at you.
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>>80007925
Get him watching old movies like based westerns, I am not a big animu fan but it would be better than that shit. Introduce the new stuff and he will gravitate to it naturally.
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>>80008142

do you think some Clint Eastwood films would be a good place to start?
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>>80007925
beat the shit out of him
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>>80007925
It's a good show
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>>80007925
What is this show?
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>>80008758
Go for the best, Clint is the best.
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>>80007925
Violent gory shit and tits.

Show him Hellsing OVAs, you'll have a blast.

also the spawn cartoon.
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>>80007925
Ask him why he's a degenerate shit then show him looney tunes.
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>>80008758
It's a good place to end up but just throwing in the Good the Bad and the Ugly is probably a bad idea, that shit is like 3 hours long, he'll probably lose interest. Start off with Dirty Harry or something else to grab his attention. Also, like the other anon said, put on some based cartoons for him to watch instead.
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>>80009341
Arthur.
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Destroy TV.
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>>80007925
Should have started younger with good old British shows like Thunderbirds, Wallace and Gromit and possibly Thomas the Tank engine (have to be careful with that one)
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>>80009341
Its about a loud fat kid that has a habit of crying at every oppurtunity and his adventures with rocks that are somehow lesbians
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Take him outside and introduce him to nature.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j38aX4JxINQ
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>>80007925
Drive him further into degeneracy. He'll realize how deep he is, and leave of his own volition.
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>>80009598

Alright, do you think flintstones is based enough? I have the first two seasons on my laptop.
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He watches out of availability. Download some superior shows and make them more vidible. Show disapproval for the show without denigrating him and his taste, brothers idolize their siblings.
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>>80009341
It USED to be about magical warriors from space fighting monsters, but now its mostly about feelings and relationships. And somehow the feelings part is even worse and more hamfisted than it was when it wasn't the main focus.
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>Have Trans friend
>Was a woman when we met in 3rd grade
>Is a man now (graduated HS a year ago)
>Invites me over
>Watch some of this show
>Absolute cringe material
Fucking degenerate friends
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>>80009848
Kek, no. Throw on Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law.
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>>80007925
it's a pretty cute show desu. I watch it with my 6 year old son and I think it's fine.
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>>80009898
Containment breach!
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The music is comfy and I like the background art a lot.
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>>80010007

Will do.
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>>80009956
Are they a cute trap or just disgusting degenerate?
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>>80009956
Wait just read woman to man gas chamber it is
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>>80009341
Blues clues
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Just introduce him to good cartoons like Over the garden wall or Ed edd n eddy.
EE&E was a personal favorite of mine. The original looney toons and Tom & Jerry I could watch for hours on end. Introduce him to the good shit.
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>>80010149
Disgusting degenerate. Been overweight since gradeschool but has recently been losing weight
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>>80009956
>>Have Trans friend
>call other people degenerates
mfw
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>>80009751
This. And then guns. If you don't have guns your are both fucked
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Don't worry about it the show is just yuri and is very appropriate for boys, they will grow up with a healthy appreciation of it.
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>>80010342

And here we see where Canada gets its cuck genes from.
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>>80008758
Show him old Kurosawa films like Yojimbo. It's the film that A Fistful of Dollars was plagiarized from, but it will probably appeal more strongly to him because it's about samurai and he's a twelve-year-old who watches cartoons.
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>>80007925
I watch it too. Fun show desu
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>>80009746
>(((a loud fat kid)))
ftfy
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>>80009751
>Inb4 he lives in the west where there are no lush green trees in sight
>Inb4 he doesn't own any guns
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>>80010281
Tom & Jerry is fucking shit. Mice are fucking shit.
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>>80010291
>Been overweight since gradeschool but has recently been losing weight
This is a common result of coming out, as it allows one to address the cause of their depression rather than simply ignoring it and numbing oneself.
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>>80010324

I live in a small mountain town in Souther California, we dont have guns, but we have miles of nature all around. I think tomorrow I'll take him on a hike.
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>>80010281
EE&E was the best. Rolf is one of the most redpilled cartoon characters of all-time
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>>80007925
Convince him it is not good. Coax him into watching something more desirable.
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>>80010405
Yuri is the purest form of love
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>>80010442

I showed him Kagemusha yesterday and he liked it, I'll try to show him Yojimbo as I havent seen it yet either
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>>80009952
It was always about feelings and relationships, Anon. The monsters were just devices.
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>>80009341
A show about literal people of color who are genderless
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>>80010306
>A leaf
>Telling me who to be friends with
Kek
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>>80010612
So you live in Big Bear? Fucking take him around the lake or something, maybe in the forest when it's cold and there's no stupid rattle snakes.
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>>80010950
I looked it up and it was created by a chick.
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pearl is cute
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>>80009952
It draws you in with monster battles then tricks you into feeling things.
The real monsters are our emotions.
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>>80010973
you can be friends with whoever you want. I don't care and I'm sure you take what you can get. Just pointing out hypocrisy.
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>>80011009

Actually no, in the same mountain range though, Its a small town called Idyllwild a good amount of liberal fags but theres a good amount based people too. Will take him up to Taquitz Peak tomorrow morning.
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>>80007925
He's your little brother, you're his hero aren't you? Fucking show him the shit you watch. Spend more time with th cunt and redpill him slowly.
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>>80010559
Fuck you Tom and Jerry was the best.
Go watch fucking Vegemite and Huge Mutant Spider, oh wait, you can't because there's no working Television in Australia.
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>>80011102
Yes.
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>>80011258
>there's no working Television in Australia
American education
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Replace degenerate cartoon with good cartoon
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>>80011258
>Fuck you Tom and Jerry was the best
If you actually ever enjoyed that show, you are a degenerate. The visual garbage turned me off to classical music for years.
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>>80011215
Was literally just there. Don't take him into the nature without the proper protection those stupid rattle snakes breed like damn rabbits and are fucking everywhere. If you plan on taking him outside go with the proper equipment; bring sun screen and a good hat and a lot of water too. Stupid dry heat.
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>>80009898
fuck off back to your cancer board
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get him to watch something like Tenchi Muyo so he realizes women are only good for harems, even if they are 'powerful'
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>>80010864
>Yojimbo
It's really great. If you remember, there was a plot device in the Eastwood version of a Mexican dude who had a rifle, which supposedly made him extra frightening for some reason. It didn't really work, but the filmmakers did their best with it.

In the original film, the reason this guy was so frightening is because he literally brought a gun to a swordfight. For the child, unfortunately, the film is black and white, which to me meant "boring" when I was his age, but hopefully he can get past that.
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>>80011562

Of course man, trust me I know how much of a pain the snakes can be. And how'd you like the town?
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>>80008142
Westerns are way too slow for kids today. They need something 5 minutes or less.
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>>80011539
Shut your whore mouth Tom & Jerry and Looney Toons was God tier.
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>>80008054
first post best post
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The show is accidentally redpill.

All the women are useless and have to be saved by men.
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>>80007925

rape him
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I-I like this show.
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>>80007925
SU is Feminist propaganda, but it is also a great show. And it really is not that degenerate. And actually, even with all the Lesbian innuendo (there is so much), at one point one group of characters who are in a Lesbian relationship, suddenly aren't the second a man enters the scene. Literally, the show explicitly shows that lesbians are just waiting for a man. Yes, all men and boys are weak, stupid, and fat; And all women are powerful and smart. But that is just all mainstream shows. And they sort of counterbalance this by making all the men ultra caring, ethical, and kind.

It is the fans of SU who are degenerate freaks.
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Make him a waifufag to at least make sure he's heterosexual.

I'm sure some people here have suggestions for best girl.
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Good show.

Messages aren't really as forceful as people make them out to be.

Fanbase is shit though.

[spoiler]Lapis best gem[/spoiler]
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>>80011102
about as cute as a crusty old sock
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>>80009341
Darude sandstorm
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>>80011709
Thats insulting comparing an amazing show like Looney Tunes to that garbage show.
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>>80011946
Obviously Pearl.
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>>80011692

Huh that actually clears things up a bit, and yeah I think the pacing might bore him a bit, but nevertheless, I'm still gonna show him it.
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Anyone who defends this literal faggot show needs to turn in their stormfriend membership cards and leave /pol/.

>b-but the fights
>but it's actually a secret redpill
Faggots
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>>80010041
Kill yourself
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>>80007925
fuck you, it's a good show
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>>80011848

Please, kill yourself. My gf liked this shit too, H fucked her so hard that she hate it now.

She is 15.
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>>80011848
Me too anon.
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>>80012169
>pacing

Interestingly enough, I find the pacing better in the original film. I think this is largely because of Toshiro Mifune's very expressive style of acting even when there is little to no action on-screen.
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I like the show, and Rebeca Sugar seems nice enough.
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>>80011706
See, the only reason I know they preserved any spit of nature in that area was because they rubbed their hands together and turned big bear into a damn money making machine. Now all the nearby locals suffer the wrath of the stupid dunderhead liberals from Los Angeles. I'd take camping in the east coast over camping in big bear any day.
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Lol give him this and Reign
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>>80011848
>>80012333
>>80012350

Im scared...
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>>80011709
>Tom & Jerry
>God tier
Did you enjoy the part where the cat tries to catch the mouse? Jerry is a little faggot desu and Tom epitomizes the protestant work ethic.
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>>80012566
Looney Tunes is god tier, Tom & Jerry gets boring pretty fast imo desu fampai
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>>80007925
and i thought i was a faggot watching adventure time back in the day

Kill your brother op its too late.
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>>80012269
>having a 15yo gf
who the hell is H though
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>>80007925
10 bucks you have a single mom
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>>80012350
I met Rebecca one time at a really good pizza restraunt in Los Angeles. She was hanging out with some chubby nigger which was weird because I was getting more of a dyke feel from her rather than a coal burner feel. Anyways she explained CN is like a community of people that all know each other except for the people who produce the teen titans show which everyone hates. I spoke with her over pizza and she was nice, the nigger was cool too. They both gave me big liberal vibes.
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Show him some popeye.
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>>80011946
Lapis or Pearl
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>>80012342

Would you say that the pacing is similar to Rashomon?
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>>80012827
what the fuck is it with this generation and single moms?

Seriously all my friends dads are dead and they where only 50-70 wtf
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>>80012668
>Tom & Jerry gets boring pretty fast
It's just the same old cat and mouse game carlos[1].jpg
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>>80012882
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>>80012668
you got that the other way around, kiddo
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>>80011895
It is feminist propoganda, but...
>stopped at "but"
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>>80013005
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>>80012882
This. Popeye was amazing.
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>>80009285
How? It's literally brainwashing kids into the no gender, gay bullshit.
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>>80013065
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>>80007925
My little cousin watches this show too.
He's 9 though.

I also got in trouble with my aunt because I got him in trouble at school.
They have to do writing portfolios for class. He wrote his two persuasion letters on letting trans people into bathrooms of their picking and one to a house rep to vote against gun control.

I don't really spoon feed him anything, he listens to me rant at family gatherings.

Ultimately, little kids are going to follow their own path in the future. But I guess if you're really worried about him becoming a total SJW you could read books with him and watch westerns and Mel Gibson movies together.

Patton is a choice decision apparently.
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>>80012785

I* how retarded you are that you cant identify a mistake.
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>>80012882

Popeye is pretty based, I will show him it.
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>>80012937
Hopping in to say that I first watched Yojimbo when I was around 12 years old, and I loved it.

It's definitely faster paced than Rashomon, and has two acts instead of the four in Rashomon
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>>80007925
you can introduce him to anime gringo
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holy shit I forgot how much I loved Popeye
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>>80013153

Send them to Vietnam. U used to be a great nation, America.
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>>80013077
A fucking men.
Look at this shit, the most alpha show ever fucking produced.
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>>80007925
I'd fuck amethyst in her fat ass
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>>80013283
I would but Crusaderfaggot is currently on his phone in Ohio. What happens in it?
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>>80013283

0:04 Jews
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>>80013208

Really? Thats great then, im sure he wont find watching it then
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>>80013403
>popeye being attacked by skeletons in a stormy sea on a rickety boat
>skeleton throws a fireball
>popeye eats some spinnich
>stars beating the skellys up, literally makes a skeleton tornado out of how much as a he's kicking
>the elements start getting heavy, lightning and the ocean attack him
>popeye smacks away lightning and punches the fucking ocean into submission

Shit is literally a fucking crazy character action anime before those were a thing
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>>80013390
Why? Do you have r34?
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>>80013456
>>80013283
>filename
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>>80013560
Yea, basically anything with Toshiro Mifune as a samurai is top notch.
Sanjuro is the spiritual sequel.
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>>80007925
You've already failed faggot
Go eat a bullet to atone
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>>80013756
That almost made me piss my pants from laughter.
How the hell did animation go so downhill?
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>>80009848
That little fucker needs Archer
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>>80013984

SHUT IT DOWN
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>>80014097
Moral guardians forcefully censored cartoons so they'd only appeal to young children and not teach them anything 'bad' like violence.
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>>80014097
Animation used to be a trade, they'd literally beg people off the street to help with in between work just to get stuff out the door.

Now it's something only artsy hipsters can do via cronyism.
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>>80014297
Think so, huh?
I think it's because of the stupid 90's kids who ended up being stoners and started pushing the "politically correct" and liberal agenda onto children.
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>>80010775

You fucking Faguette, get out of my country.
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>>80007925
Show him Star vs the force of evil, he will want to fuck a white blond girl more than a nigger wants to steal his bike.
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>watch Stephen universe
>actually like it
fug I wasn't prepared for this
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>>80014494
Is cronyism the new way to say nepotism?
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Depending on the kind of kid he is, older shows are going to be a stupid direction to go. The pacing, style of humor, and art styles in cartoons change all the time, if you wanna reach him you gotta at least start from the current stuff.

Show him Gumball, Wander Over Yonder, Gravity Falls, Phineas and Ferb... hell, Steven Universe is fine and much to the surprise of shitposters there are reasons to enjoy it outside of "muh tumblr."

As long as he's not watching the new Powerpuff Girls or Teen Titans Go he'll probably be fine.
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>>80008758
High Noon is always a good springboard, it's short, fun, and just all around great.

He may not like the B&W though.
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>>80014500
Yes. Back in the days of Popeye, cartoons were a family showing they'd put on in a theater between movies. They were to keep everyone entertained, not just small children.
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>>80012882
>>80013128
>>80013065
>>80013005

Man Popeye is fucking based. I never thought much of it when I was a kid, but I genuinely love it right now.
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>>80014728
Nepotism is familiar, uncle hiring you into the company shit.
Cronyism is shit like hiring people because of their politics and not because they're good for the job
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>>80014824
You have a shit taste in cartoons, senpai.
He needs to show him some of the earlier cartoons that were well made and not stupid as shit.
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>>80014824
Also keep in mind, watching a cartoon and enjoying a cartoon are two very different things. I watched a shitton of shows I hated when I was a kid just because they were the only thing on, and I imagine it's much worse today since Nickelodeon and Disney are piling on the shitty live-action shows.
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>>80014824
Remember the based episode of PPG when they beat up the feminist?
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Introduce him to DBZ.
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>>80013161
me no hable espanol, huan
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>>80014829
Why are cartoons lacking in episodes? All of the writers have more than enough time and money to produce shows en masses yet they choose to take these long ass breaks and leave their audiences with autistic shows that are extremely easy to produce like Teen Titans go. Back then animation was a true form of art.
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>>80015136
If ya wanna hate on Gravity Falls that shit's understandable since Hirsch fucked it up at the end.

But don't you be talking shit about Wander or Gumball, those are quality shows. Hell, Gumball is better made than like half the shows I grew up with.

Also, I didn't say old cartoons were bad, I just said it's harder to reach a kid when you're showing them what they consider to be a relic. Especially when they're growing up on current cartoons and are expecting somewhat of a semblance of a story instead of 10 minutes of pure slapstick. Again, not saying those are bad things, but you gotta ease them into it if you expect them to care at all.
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>>80015223
I wonder how many people will run into safe spaces if that episode is aired today.
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>>80015541
>Gravity balls
Couldn't agree more, he really fucked it up in the end and gave it a stupid ending.
>Gumballs
Relies on screaming and voice cracks that makes my fucking ears bleed. That's the only problem I have with the show, also, the premise can get kind of boring after a while.
There's no excuse for making shitty shows.
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>>80012859
I saw Rebbeca Sugar at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard
her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Sugar trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, Sugar stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me.
I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Sugar kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>80016839
Stale pasta is stale.
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>>80007925
Kill him.
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>>80007925
Yes. Remove remote.
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>>80007925
>tfw i like SU and /pol/ can't do shit about it
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>>80017976
Don't get me wrong, SU used to be good.
But it went extremely downhill after the episode where jasper fused with lapis and went in the ocean and they crashed the hand ship. It just got staler and staler. Other than that season 1 was amazing sjw bullshit aside.
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>>80018240
>implying it didn't become great again after catch and release
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Seriously, what the hell are all you grown ass "redpilled" men watching this faggot cartoon for girls and fuccbois for?

If you MUST watch children's entertainment, surely there must be SOMETHING you've never seen before that doesn't have its neghole as thoroughly pozzed as SU's is.
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>>80018853
Joking aside it actually deals with a lot of subjects involving emotions and relationships very well, my favorite part in the whole series was the "Pearl tricks Garnet into fucking her" arc. Oh I'm sorry, "fusing" because there's nothing remotely sexual about it and it isn't a metaphor for sex in any way.
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>>80019464
The whole premise of the show is anime weab shit.
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>>80016839
Matthew Broderick did the same thing to me.
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>>80019591
I wish it was weebshit then the characters would be more attractive and better animated and they would be easier to masturbate to.
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>>80007925

Dude. He's 12 and it's just a fucking cartoon.

Guaranteed if he goes to public school that's doing 5,000% more damage.
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>>80019591
isn't that the whole premise of 4chan aswell?
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>>80007925
Real talk

If he's only 12, then go find the orange-box sets of the first 3 seasons of Dragonball Z with the Funimation dub from the 90s and have him watch that

If he's seriously watching this shit, then DBZ will blow his fucking mind

Either that, or the One Piece dub is good to if he still needs all that friendship bullshit and doesn't want to just watch dudes beat the shit out each other
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It's just a cartoon
You ARE the problem you're worried about.
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>>80009464
The spawn series had a terrible finale. Think theyll ever continue?
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>>80007925
Show him mlp than /mlp/ he will stumble uppon aryane eventually and the whole masterrace thing there will make him think about real life

Tho he will wank it to horsepussy eventually
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>Watch this show
>Able to get over the blatant SJW shit
>Show's actually kind of good
>Keep watching it
>Start noticing horrible plot-holes
>World building begins to fall apart like a wet pinata
>No payoffs for anything
>Show's flaws start to make me notice the SJW shit
I could've forgiven it if it didn't turn out to just be a crappy cartoon in the end, which makes me sad because I really wanted to like it.
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Worst Cartoon Network Cartoons
>1st place: Annoying Orange
>23rd place: Steven Universe
This needs fixing.

http://www.thetoptens.com/worst-cartoon-network-shows/page2.asp
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>>80007925
why don't you beat his ass or take him out hunting or play sports with him or make fun of him if he says liberal shit. you know, like what a big brother is supposed to do.
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>>80023015
It's not a good show but for the love of Christ it's not NEARLY the worst show on Cartoon Network by a fucking wide margin.
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>>80023015
From the comments:

>NO! This Show Is Great! I Don't Know Why People Bash It So Much. Some People That Do Probably Like Teen Titans Go! Or Uncle Grandpa. Ugh... Now Those Two Shows I Mentioned Always Annoy The Heck Out Of Me, At Least Steven Universe Himself Doesn't Try To Be Annoying, Plus His Show Isn't Bad, Again I Don't Know Why People Love Picking On The Show So Much When They Can't Even Find One Good Reason To Hate The Show.

>What are you stupid idiots talking about? It is a good show to watch!

>No, way. This is the BEST show Cartoon Network ever had. Whoever doesn't like this show is a buttwipe. If I could rate this show 99999999999999999 stars, I would do it in a heartbeat. Steven Universe is my universe
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>>80021957
The only problem is he would be the only kid watching it, it wouldn't be like in the 90s or whatever where everybody was watching DBZ at home and you would talk about it with your friends and shit.

Sadly, Steven Universe is what the kids are actually watching these days, god help us all. You can't just isolate a kid from pop culture and tailor them only to the stuff you liked as a kid. I would suggest having them watch a modern non-faggot cartoon, but they all seem pretty pozzed these days.

It kind of sucks that they basically made cartoons that were designed to sell action figures illegal so nobody does anything like Transformers or GI Joe anymore. At least most of those kinds of shows weren't feminized horseshit
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>>80013065
This shit is better animated than most cartoons and anime nowadays. And to think one would expect better animation flow with passing time.
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>>80023405

Exactly. I watched a ton of dragon ball z when I was younger, but its not relevant with my brother or his friends.
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>>80023265
Pokemon is 21st. Teen Titans is something like 7th. I found it looking the show up after seeing this thread. The comments irked me.

>Huge Steven Universe fan here. I think I speak for all the SU community when I say that anyone that dislikes this show is a bigot and an idiot. Sure the animation is not so great, but this cartoon helped me accept and be proud of my gender fluidity. We may not be the largest fanbase, but we're certainly one of the loudest. So think twice before you insult this cartoon or else!
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>>80023743
God damn it.
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>>80007925
Show him some kickass 80s action movies, violent anime, and Hong Kong gangster movies. Also, play some sports with him, for christ's ssake
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>>80023732
Dude, it really doesn't matter

Even in the 90's, kids were all obsessed with shit that I had no clue about or fucking hated - Smashmouth being a big one.

Childhood media fads are a complete joke and can only be detrimental to any kid who follows them.

So you're doing him a favor by getting him away from it.

Plus, there will ALWAYS be DBZ fans and One Piece is as huge as ever.

Besides, at least he isn't watching Naruto or some shit like that.

And for the most part, given that he's 12, kids will stop talking about that kind of shit in a few years.

All that superficial childhood stuff is just that - superficial childhood stuff.

>>80024125
This nigga gets it

in this case, good-natured violence is definitely the answer. The key is to have it be something that won't turn him into some ninja-running, naruto-headband wearing faggot edgelord teenager

However, having him enjoy media that is 100% wholesome in its unbridled machismo is extremely important because if he can watch SU and not cringe, imagine what he will do in a few years.

I cannot fathom how kids today can watch shit like SU and think it's "cool" when it is so blatantly gay as fuck.
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>>80007925
Steven Universe is ok anon. If he becomes a degenerate or Feminazi, this will not be the reason.

Have him graduate into some redpilled anime. That will keep away the crypto jews.
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>>80024614

You do have a point there anon, and do you have any other suggestions of what other cartoons/movies I could show him?
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Get him to watch Legend of the Galactic Hero. It is the ultimate sign of good taste and will make him smarter.
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dragon ball

or 90's comics toons batman, xmen and shit

also Masters of The Universe 2000 for MANLY shit
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GI JOE Sigma Six was alright

pls don't hate
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>>80007925
Convert him to Islam. Only then will his soul and mind be saved by feminism.
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>>80024965
As I said before, DBZ and One Piece are great because they're dumb and flashy and there is a metric FUCKTON of it.

Another great fucking cartoon was Megas XLR which was the greatest show Cartoon Network ever ran. That, and a bunch of the Dexter's Lab episodes were great and seasons 1, 2, & 3 of Spongebob are absolutely classic (and still relevant too, despite the show being putrid shit from season 4 onwards)

Also, classic Looney Toons are damn near essential.

Outside cartoons, get him to watch stuff like the OG Star Wars Trilogy, Lord of the Rings (extended edition after the theatrical to get him into it).and the Back to the Future and Indiana Jones Trilogies.

After those, start moving on to grittier classics like Die Hard, Rambo, Predator, Terminator 1&2, Aliens, etc.

The occasional western is great too - anything will Clint Eastwood or John Wayne

Other classic movies - such as detective flicks or fantasy - are also a plus; The Maltese Falcon, Sherlock Holmes (with Basil Rathbone), Robin Hood (with Errol Flynn)

And a good comedy is good too, like The Princess Bride (stay away from shit like Step Brothers or Happy Gilmore)

Give him 2 years to absorb most of this type of stuff and I guarantee by the time he's 14, he'll be - media wise - much better adjusted than 98% of kids his age.
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Fist of the North Star
Rocky
Top Gun
Fist of Fury
Die Hard
SDF Macross
Harvey
Rambo
Mad Bull 34
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>>80007925
Even now this is one of my favorite shows and one of my most cherished ones growning up.

Most western cartoons are legitimately garbo so just load up something classic like this.
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>>80026021
excellent fucking taste.

This YYH had the BEST "anime tournament" arc ever, and for a shonen, that's saying a lot
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