Some cunt just posted this in my facebook feed. What the actual fuck, unless you live near a beach, which she doesn't, having a picnic at the beach is 10x more expensive than a dinner date.
Any way, shit that women actually think general.
>>80001586
You should ask her if she would like to go out on a picnic date
>>80001586
> having a picnic at the beach is 10x more expensive than a dinner date
Are you poor? Just bring lawn furniture and Olive Garden take-out for a "Beach date"
>>80001586
Should be titled stuff that women think are true that make no sense
>>80001586
Why would it be more expensive?
>>80001586
Also, who brings throw pillows to the beach? The more I look at this picture, the more it pisses me off.
>>80001732
She's old and not in a milfy way, she is white with half spic children, and is dating a nigger. Even if I wanted to go on a picnic date, which I fucking don't, I'd ask literally any other female on my facebook before I'd ask her.
>>80001586
Thats point? Women always want The most dificult thing.
I mean, I guess theoretically it'd be more expensive if you have to actually go out and find / buy candles, blankets, pillows, condoms etc. But seriously, who doesn't already have that shit
Oh wait, almost forgot where I was for a second
>>80001911
Not everyone lives within (reasonable) driving distance of a coast
>>80001926
Have you thought of the possibility that she would rather have a picnic at the beach that dinner at an expensive restaurant, regardless of price?
I mean all women talk about it pointless vapid shit but come on.
>>80002026
sand in bagina XD
>>80002129
>Have you thought of the possibility that she would rather have a picnic at the beach that dinner at an expensive restaurant, regardless of price?
Did you read the image? It literally says "...rather than an EXPENSIVE dinner date." Which is meant to imply she's a laid back girl who enjoys the simple things in life, instead it implies she's a dumb spoiled bitch like the rest of them.
>Having a picnic at the beach
>especially at dusk/night
florida fag here, this is a terrible fucking idea
mosquitos will rape you in front of your wife and the wind will get sand into EVERYTHING
your sandwiches
your expensive wine and chocolate
your asshole that is being ruined by and angry anopheles
fucking sand EVERYWHERE
>>80002181
>>80002456
>le fedora meme
>>80002445
>Implying the dumb bitches in this image know shit
GAfag checking in
>>80001586
Most women don't think anything. They just repeat what the herd lows in hopes of getting acceptance.
It's a thousands of years old feminine survival tactic.
>>80001586
> implying traveling to a far off beach in Tahiti isn't expensive as fuck
Women are dumbasses
>>80002055
Underrated mexican toast. Build wall José.
>>80002445
Texasfag here, this is an awesome idea. Beach picnics are delicious. Use the weather forecast to pick a day with lower wind. Bring meat and s'mores ingredients and a small grill. And a bag! You need a bag for beachcombing.
>>80001586
Who's gonna clean all this shit.
>>80002113
>What is a lake, river, waterfall in the woods by a stream?
Are you autistic or just completely unimaginative? Now, back to /r9k/ with you.
>>80003207
>Thinking women like anything about the wilderness, much less will wear proper gear to go hiking in.
You should probably have stayed.
>gf wants to go to beach for lunch/hanging out
>drive 1.5 hours to a remote beach in malibu to avoid santa monica madness
>wind is ripping at 20-30 mph, feels like my skin is being sandblasted away
>finally get to other side of beach in cover, no wind
>start walking through rocks to get to the sand
>ahead of gf because not wearing pathetic flip flops
>she nearly walks right into a dead sea lion, freaks out and starts crying
>yells at me, then texts me to come back over the rocks
>no surprise, cries whenever an animal dies on a documentary
>go back over rocks, tell her to just walk around it, keep pushing on
>set up on beach near the water, finally time to kick back and relax
>small wind kicks up again
>realize we are 25 feet away from a PILE of 18 dead sea birds (I counted them)
>what the fuck
>stench of dead animal flying around while trying to eat a sandwich
>huge indian family walks past, little shit kids walk directly through our set up, all over towels and food and shit
>fuck this
>2.5 hour drive back due to traffic
I still love the ocean, but women thinking it's a magical experience are out of their minds
>>80006103
Got married in Santa Barbra on a beach, and even the best most empty beach we could find had these huge drain pipe looking things going out into the ocean. And the whole area to the left had fucking caution tape or some shit put up. But hey, the little sliver of beach we actually married on looked great in pictures.
>>80001769
>unless you live near a beach, which she doesn't
Read
>>80001586
>thinking beach dates are great
>never actually go to a beach
>not knowing beaches are windy as fuck and get cold at night
fucking kek.
>>80001586
>Dating the woman that would become my wife some years ago
>"Hey Anon, let's go have a romantic picnic on the beach at sunset!"
>Alright
>Get packed up and head out
>Beach is windy as fuck
>The marine layer just fucking hung out all damn day making it 20 degrees colder than a mile inland
>Spend 20 fucking minutes trying to get the blanket set
>Have to weigh it down with rocks because of that fucking wind
>Sand, sand everywhere
>In the food
>In the wine
>On the blanket
>Fucking everywhere
>About thirty minutes in we give each other the "screw this" look
>Pack up
>Hit In and Out on the way home
Beach dates are complete shit. Any girl who says different has either never been on one or is lying.
>>80001586
I fail to see how making sandwiches and sitting on a blanket is more expensive than paying for over priced beef.
>>80002113
You don't have any lakes?
>>80007607
Na not if your somewhere warm. Took a chick down to the beach at night in Florida and it was great, fucked her brains out then she sucked and swollowed
>gf has been wanting to go to the beach for years
>keep saying we will then never do it
I legitimately think she's retarded because she hasn't caught on that we're never going
>>80002345
Here's an anecdote for you... My wife would rather play Minecraft than go out for an expensive dinner.
I know this because I'd rather go for an expensive dinner than watch her play Minecraft.
But she has what human beings call personal preference... And she would rather hang out with me and the kids and play games, watch movies and get comfy than waste money.
So, in some cases, my friend, women have opinions.
>>80008261
Why don't you take her?
>>80007695
women are a meme
>>80003207
>have dinner by some kind of water
what if i just ran the bathroom faucet and we had dinner in the bathtub? is that romantic? it would display my monetary creativity and i'm sure she would appreciate me saving her a bit of money.
>>80008453
>is that romantic
absolutely
>>80006103
I like going for day trips. Your experience was memorable enough to post it with meme arrows.
Sounds like fun, actually.
>>80007607
The lake is objectively superior. I work on the ocean and I know it to be true.
>>80001586
so now theres sand and shit on a bunch of good pillows and rugs.
>>80008548
But
But
BUT WHO WAS CAMERA
>>80006103
>yfw that same experience with some male friends without the picnic would actually be fun
>>80001586
>Women enjoy the beach
More news at 11
>>80008918
Ivan
>>80008548
Fuck I am glad I live in America
It honestly must be great for them though. Imagine if they came to the US and had a honeymoon at a super 8? They would be the talk of the town
>>80001586
>creating a thread coz some bitch said something online
>>80002445
>being in Florida
That is your first mistake
>>80001586
>having a picnic at the beach is 10x more expensive than a dinner date.
You really think that the woman posting this would be willing to split the bill at the very least?
>>80008121
>beach at night in Florida
>"she"
Sure thing, aussie.
>>80002345
Simple things like getting her Pussy pounded
It's just indicating she needs to be fucked
>>80002732
>Tfw raised by a single mother and I do this also
>>80001586
>Ask girl I know to dinner
>Just want some company with me while I eat
>She thinks its a date
>I go to my favorite and just do my thing
>Drop her off after we eat, still thinks its a date
>Gets offended when I don't treat her specially
Wow stupid cunt, I just want to be friends. Why do you feel so privileged?
>>80008261
Yo just take her
either you're right about the beach being shit and you then get to be right and won't have to listen to her ask about it in the future
or you're wrong and you have a good fucking time
You're not whipped for doing what your GF wants just like your girl isn't a whore for doing anal after you've been trying to convince her for years.
Like fug man just go out and have a good time
>>80008371
Why the fuck would anyone do that?
>tfw boyfriend wants to have romantic picnics on grass
>I'm allergic to grass and it sounds gross
Why are outside picnics found romantic anyway?
>>80009120
My coworker's father lived in Belarus during the soviet/communist occupation.
Apparently when he first came to the US, he walked into a corner store and started crying because he had never seen so much food.
>>80009530
Just let them enjoy their divorces, Anon.
>>80008548
That grout.
Im going to have nightmares about that shit.
>>80001911
Do you know how to read?
>take over an expensive date
>>80010384
ffffff that reminds me I need bleach spray
>>80009723
To get drunk faster
>>80006103
>Malibu
>instead of literally any of the billions of other LA beaches and just going on a less trafficked day
>Mcfuckingkillyourself
>>80008858
>objectively superior
>no matter where you are, spider webs all over the dock and dozens of spiders, hundreds of gnats all over
>get in the water, sickly warm
>dead trees from way back when sticking out of the water
>get close to the shore of the lake and the bottom is that silky muddy sand that is half detritus
>remember the high school biology lab where you looked at freshwater under a microscope and there was a whole colony of bacteria, amoebas and arthropods
no thanks
Beach, park, riverside, meadow, forest, I doubt she meant only the beach will do.
Also, taking a bottle of wine and some nice cheese, fruit and something sweet for desert is not expensive. Have done it several times, it's nice.
>Girlfriend asks to go to beach for a romantic lunch.
>I tell her no it's raiding season and the Vikings would take her as a thrall.
>"Hehe you mean as a sex slave?"
>"I said thrall and I mean it you are too old to be a wife."
>She gets all pissy and storms out saying she will have lunch on her own on the beach.
>Raiders spotted off the coast.
>Haven't see the GF in 3 months.
>Her younger sister is much nicer anyway.
>>80010625
Getting drunk is the fun part why would I want to get it done faster
>>80001586
My wife posted this stupid god damn shit, where you from senpai?
>>80001586
How am I not in r9k right now?
>>80001586
"glamping" or any derivative of that is gay as fuck
>>80010266
>never seen so much food.
Kek. We had mountains of food in USSR shops, just not enough variety. Had like 2 kinds of cheese and 1 of sugar.
Bread lines only appeared when Gorbachov came to power in late 80s, muh liberties.
>New GF she also wants to go eat on the beach.
>I tell her no, North Korean frogmen will kidnap her off the beach and transport her by submarine back to North Korea and force her to teach them her language.
>"You're so full of shit!'
>Tell her to look it up.
>She takes out her stupid iphone, and starts to search, "Your such a liar and...WTF? That happened?"
>Asks if we can go to the forest for a picnic instead.
>Tell her no it's Wendigo season.
>She starts to argue, I just say "Frogmen".
>Saved her from the cannibals , and she doesn't even thank me for it.
>She asks for a trip to the desert, tell her no Skinwalkers.
>>80008958
>my dad goes to your site and he saw my boobs
>He said they are only for him to see and for my future husband
>only for him to see
>>80011519
So they can blame all their mistakes on being drunk as fast as possible.
>>80009530
Suddenly a shimmer of intelligence pierces the dark cloud of stupidity covering the thread
>>80009824
sauce?
You can buy sand at a hardware store. Fill her bed with sand and watch a movie with some snacks from the fridge it will be ~ 15$
>>80011470
lol
>>80013416
What's with the upswing of stealthposting lately, what is happeneing?
>>80001586
>there are people who unironically don't live near a beach
in nz you can't get more than 100kms from the sea
>>80002055
Spic post is best post
>>80013416
Why are you posting the shittiest art you can find?
>>80008918
Their dad.
>>80002112
underrated
>>80013416
Why did he bring his phone out into the ocean?
>>80015115
To take a picture of that girl's ass, obviously.
>>80001586
>>80003207
>>80003207
>Are you autistic or just completely unimaginative?
my guess is assburgers
>>80001586
I'll bite. Fuck the beach.
went with a girl that wanted to go do beach camping. It IS windy as fuck at night, so much that we were fighting trying to set up a fucking tent. Because she bought a tent and never thought to look at it before.
and then honestly the novelty of sand literally fucking everywhere wears off really quickly when you accidently get some in your tent.
that and i was in galveston in mid summer and somehow it still got cold.
didn't even get fucking laid, fuck the beach.
>>80016130
Beaches are for swimming and land invasions only
All the people in this thread whining about the beach being terrible. How many times have you actually fucking been? Your crying is as bad as a woman having a mental breakdown over a broken nail. Furthermore, how much do you get out in general? Surprise, it can be windy.
Holy fuck. Just remain in your basements. Life, the outdoors, nature; it is not for you.
>>80016130
Lived in Galveston for 6 months, from League City originally. It's hard to appreciate what a shit hole it is until you have to live there.
>>80016473
I lived on the beach for eight and a half years. Fuck the beach, fuck sand, fuck traffic, fuck tourists, fuck seagulls, fuck red tide, fuck it all.
>>80008918
Their 6 year old son.
>>80002026
>>>/r9k/
This^
The only woman anyone should be RRRRREEEEEEeeeeee'ing at on /pol/ right now is
>pic related
otherwise GTFO back to autist MGTOW land
>>80016749
Beaches are way overrated, I agree. But chicks get wet for them because ... I dunno. I guess it symbolizes wealth or status to them. 98% of what women do is so they can brag about it to other women.
>>80001926
I don't use facebook. Why would you have someone like that as a facebook friend? Serious question, don't get all defensive and shit, I'm just confused as fuck.
>>80016130
>galveston in mid summer and somehow it still got cold
Why didn't you spend a couple hours and bring her to South Padre? I went there last weekend and it was pretty good
>>80017040
Literally women like the beach because they can wear almost nothing and take Facebook pictures. That's literally it - that's the only fucking reason.
>>80001586
Are you autistic? Do you take everything people say literally?
>>80008371
my kinda girls
>>80017147
Also the sun feels good/they can tan, the water is relaxing and healing, sand feels good, you are probably on vacation and not working and spending money and drinking
Why do men like the beach? The same reasons lmao
>>80001769
>olive garden
gross. might as well pick up fucking little ceasar.
>>80017396
Damn a $5 large pepperoni is kinda hard to beat sometimes though
>>80017396
He's probably a teenager who thinks it's a nice restaurant.
>>80017050
we're from houston, though i live in shreveport right now, galveston is our easy go to.
i will say i fucking hate california but they have some pretty rad beaches. galveston is just ugly, no waves, bad sand, ugly, ugly children.
>>80017743
seriously i want some little caesar now.
>>80008266
>women have opinions
>>80017878
Try Hawaii. Top tier beaches and I'm not really into beaches, aside from the half naked chicks.
>>80017931
Little Caesar is nigger tier, but sometimes you want that.
>>80017931
>wanting Little Nasties
>>80018223
sometimes it feels good to embrace your inner nigger. living like an animal without the restrictions and boundaries of civilization
>>80001926
>She's old and not in a milfy way, she is white with half spic children, and is dating a nigger.
so her idea of a dinner date is going to mcdonalds and paying for the food for her groid man
>>80016130
>>80017878
>>80017050
Nah, go east. Mississippi has some great beaches.. Biloxi I think. Or Panama City Beach in northwest Florida... same drive or less actually.
But there is a fucking beach in Galveston that has imported white sand, there is a fee to get in, it keeps the niggers and other trash out.
gf hates it when i take her to old pagan worship grounds in the woods
>>80017385
There's fucking flesh eating bacteria in the water. Also the ocean is the dumping ground for the world -- toxins, garbage, radioactive waste. Also pretty much everything in the ocean dumps their sperm in it. And shit and piss too. Fucking disgusting. Fuck the beach. It's only good in the winter because not crowded, not hot, and comfy fires.
>>80001586
I don't understand what's wrong with this picture and with you, OP, but i guess you're some kind of virgin looking desperately for some reason to hate women. There are plenty but this isn't one of them. It looks nice, romantic and there's guarantee sex after dinner!
>women
>ever
>>80017931
>>80018223
>>80017743
>>80018420
The best Little Caesars are in rougher neighborhoods. They do higher volume than nice areas so they just bang the pizzas out without worrying about being stingy with the toppings, plus they can afford it because they're pushing the volume. Also they don't want to deal with their customer's complaints if they make a shitty pizza. Trust me. I wouldn't go to a nigger neighborhood Little Caesars though, but mexican/white mixed poor neighborhood fuck yeah, your best bet.
>falling for the vaginal jew
>>80017232
For whatever reason I read that in an Australian accent.
>>80001586
Picnics are a great way to get your dick or fingers wet provided the chemistry and the mood is right.
>>80019151
>mexican/white mixed poor neighborhood fuck yeah, your best bet.
Same with cheapass Chinese food.
>>80007695
>Hit In and Out
Just living that kool kali life, no big
>>80010384
>>80010608
>bleach spray
Fuck, if mine was that bad, I'd sledge it out and re-tile.
>>80001586
The beach is fucking shit I don't get why women love it so much it's such a meme activity last time I went it was just shit and cold and we failed to light a fire and I ended up cutting my knee on a rock
Fucking women and their shit attention span fuck off
>>80019316
this is 2 qt
>>80019316
I genuinely wish I was gay sometimes
The problem is i'm absolutely disgusted with the thought of having sex with a male
>>80011470
hearty kek
>>80008548
Fuck.
As a plumber, it pisses me off to no end when people fucking paint cooper pipes.
It looks like fucking shit and makes any repair you need to do 10 times harder.
And yhea, that grout is nasty.
Drag a rag across your bathrooms ass every once in a blue moon, Dimitry.
autism: the thread
She has gotten more blue pilled and large over time. Unfollowed her after this. My eyes.
>>80017396
Hey faggot don't diss Little Sleazer's Hot 'n' Ready*
>*Hot 'n' Ready is the official pizza of /r9k/
>>80019787
*cough* femboys/twinks *cough*
>>80019618
>Fucking women and their shit attention span fuck off
Yeah, and then they want you to carry all the shit to the spot, set it up, and break it all down later while she takes selfies. Women are fucking retarded.
there is literally nothing wrong with the beach. What the fuck is wrong with you faggots
>>80019787
*cough*twinks*cough*
>>80019787
I'm not disgusted by it necessarily, there just isn't that quality there that makes women so enticing.
Also women are softer and smell better.
>>80002445
SR4??
>>80019824
Soviet water pipes were not made of copper.
>>80001586
>he doesn't like driving up to the beach with a cooler, umbrella, and a couple chairs and just relaxing all day
>>80019151
This. A Little Caesars in a mostly elderly Mexican neighborhood in San Antonio across from a locally owned Mexican resturant is actually hot and good.
I volunteer at a community garden. The woman who is in charge is trying to grow plants without adequate water, soil, sunlight, or care.
Hundreds of hours spent by slave labor( community service) and $ hundreds on useless garden supplies and everything is almost dead
>She explained to me that plants that emerge from seeds can't handle sunlight so that's why it's OK to have them shaded under a huge dense tree
>When women think they are attracted to anything but confidence
>>80020387
Fuck that looks gory
>>80019787
I'm gay and I never have penetrative anal sex with males. It's fucking disgusting. I would never do it. I also hate cum with a passion.
>>80020595
So you just eat da poo poo?
>>80010896
>im a pussy
ftfy
>>80020820
No, I don't do rimjobs either. Fuck that shit.
>>80020387
wtf
>>80020417
I lived in a mixed white/Puerto Rican/Mexican neighborhood in Chicago, and I swear the Dominos there had spicier red sauce than normal. It's also the only Dominos that got my order right consistently. I like a lot of sauce, so I always order double sauce, double cheese, double pepperoni. Your normal Dominos will translate that into "extra" sauce, which is just a tiny bit more. But the Mexibro who took my order in Chicago actually doubled the sauce, every time. And it was spicy.
Ah oh well. No wonder I'm fat. Can't eat that shit anymore, but I do love quality saucy, cheesy pizza.
>>80020499
Liberals love community gardens that take thousands of dollars of capital to produce hundreds of dollars of food
>Look the community did it by themselves! Except niggers don't want to eat kale, so we throw away half, and none of this would have been possible without help from white people
>>80021197
wtf.... i hate water pipes now
>>80006103
alright I kekd
>>80021284
I'm a #RainwaterAlotter now.
>>80001586
>Women
>Think
Get that out of here, man.
They don't think, they feel. Which has its uses, doubtless, but is hardly the same thing.
>>80021448
As a professional salesman, I can tell you that men base their decisions on emotion as well, just not to the same extent. A successful salesman will appeal to emotions first, get the buyer interested, and then justify the decision with "facts". Men fall for this all the time.
>>80006103
i remember telling my gf that we could go swimming in the lake and she said that lakes were gross and that she only swims in pools but at the same time loves "the beach"
>>80020595
>hating cum
sounds like someone needs to eat some pineapple
>no qt bf to purge SJW's and the T from LGB
>no qt bf to redpill and lead a wholesome life with
>watching good men fall into the lure of the vaginal juden and having their wallets mined
>chasing the never-healing gash
I pray for heterocucks
>>80021221
>living in Chicago
>not eating Chicago-style pizza
you are on Mount Olympus and instead of eating ambrosia you are eating pigeon shit.
>>80002445
that pic still pisses me off...
>>80021751
The consistency is disgusting and I don't want ti near me.
>>80008548
needs some fishingcat
>>80021712
Mt wife wants waterfront property but wants ocean front and not lake or river. How does she not see the difference between salt and fresh water? Fortunately I have the money and make the decisions.
>>80002445
Do you have the pepe version of this pictures?
>>80012165
>asks to go to the mall
>hell no, active shooters
>tell her the safest place in the whole world
>is back home in the kitchen
>>80021672
Most men base their decisions on their insecurities..
>>80020595
>>80021160
Then what the fuck do you do with dudes? just make out and dry hump each other until you guys jizz in your pants?
>>80021777
But Chicago style IS the pigeon shit
>>80008371
>couch syrup
>>80001586
Is this satire or are you legitimately triggered by this?
>>80021777
Chicago style pizza is way overrated. Same with New York. The best pizza I've ever had was from West Virginia, Ohio, and Michigan. If I want dry as shit tasteless crust with lasagna slop on top, I'll eat out your mom.
>>80021878
Oral sex, but no cum in the mouth.
>>80021878
And mutual masturbation is really common, a lot of gay couples don't do anal sex.
>>80001586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGSYqhIbt20
women are retarded
>>80021672
We all have insecurities, so why not build your confidence on the insecurities of others.
>>80001586
Please explain why you felt the need to post this.
A woman likes to spend time on the beach in solitude with a romantic companion?
You need to calm down your envy is degenerate
>>80022052
>no cum in the mouth
You stupid faggot that's the payoff. If I can't cum in your sissy mouth why do I have my dick in there?
What, you worried about muh aids? Then don't be a faggot.
>>80019340
Related question, do Aussies actually say sheilas or is that a bigoted stereotype?
>>80021893
>>80021996
Plebs.
>>80022197
Those little bitty titties are degenerate son.
It's like a 14 year old boy.
>>80009201
You got him good seppo
>>80022201
F-fuck you. Keep your nasty ass slimy cum in your balls.
>>80006103
>born like 2 miles from the ocean
>spend first 25 years of life living within 3 miles of coastline
>go near the ocean maybe twice a year tops
Even miles inland the salt corrodes your car faster, mashes the seals around your windows in your house etc.
Fuck that. The ocean meme isn't worth it unless you're living on some tropical island somewhere
Otherwise it's just wind, getting your face sandblasted, aggressive birds, rain and a collection of dead animals, plastic and garbage.
>>80020595
maybe ur st8 m7
>>80022603
I'm in love with dudes and mens bodies/faces. I'm just not in love with cum or anal sex.
>>80022407
That sounds pretty straight there cupcake.
That's not faggot talk.
>>80022343
I'm sorry that white women don't meet your standards. There's plenty of thick girls where you're from, I'm sure about that.
I'll continue being a K selector.
>>80022224
Yeah, some do. Depends where you are really. When I'm with some mates back at home, we'll say shit like that all the time.
>>80022661
>women
Well if you put a baby in that belly her tits will grow to a reasonable size. But damn, there are no beasts there.
>>80002181
>>80002589
>heavy
>umad
Wow, is it 2007 again?
>>80001586
Have you ever tried sleeping/laying on sand for a length of time?
That shit hurts
>>80001586
Fact: only women who don't live near the beach do this. Women who ACTUALLY live near the beach go to the fancy restaurant that's next to the beach.
>>80021862
>>80022177
Yeah, men generally want to make their women happy too. So I just lean a bit on whoever is biting. Sometimes it's really dumb shit that makes the difference, like she likes the washer and dryer or the color of the kid's room. It doesn't matter much to me which house they choose, as long as I'm not out showing them for too many weeks, so I try to encourage a quick decision without compromising quality (I only show good shit -- reputation and all).
>>80011470
Jajajaja te la mamaste pinche gringo
>>80022819
Holy fuck pretend like your ancestors settled the continent on horseback and wagons....
>>80011470
top bantz
>>80022653
Phew, you sure know a lot about actual faggots.
There are gay guys totally turned off by cum.
>>80008548
That's a filthy bathroom
>>80001586
I hope people actually do that and then get carried away by the tides when they fall asleep.
>>80023303
But look how happy the chick is. Women are so fucking weird when it comes to water.
>>80016657
Look at all those fatso's with their t-shirt on.
>>80013416
Why would you save this
>>80013416
is twilight indian?
>>80007800
>>80007899
liefs...
>>80019082
Jesus Christ that meme is real. You faggots will be hanged first.
>>80009824
blame romantic comedies for making up that meme, I fucking hate picnics
>>80023570
It's some kind of a Mexican thing.
>>80014293
I don't fucking like it, there's some shady shit going on lately
>>80022426
Normies eat this shit up. Fuck democracy.
>>80013438
LILITH-IZM07
http://exhentai.org/g/396915/f020cfba22/
>>80001586
Hello mosquitos/flies/knats/crabs/sunburn/sandy food and drinks/high tides.
When will people understand that, unless youre a surfer, beaches suck? Pretty to look at, sure, but horrible to spend any significant amount of time at.
Spent significant amount of time in Miami, SoCal and Hawaii and every time I went to the beach I was ready to leave in less than 20 minutes.
>>80008266
wtf is new abt tht turd. She only doesnt feel like going out and wasting money because she wants to conserve it for all the other shit you spend it on in supporting her useless ass and those kids you call your own but hot chance they aren't hell I bet you love her for shit liek that, while she gets everything she needs from the gardener and your linked bank account. Stooge
>>80012165
>Wendigo season
I'm glad I'm not the only autist who knows about the cannibals
>>80017008
>>80002026
>>80001586
THIS THIS THIS. Fuck off. /pol/ is (((misogynistic))) but GTFO with your blogging.
>>80001586
as long she is down for some afternoon dip in the ocean I'm good.
>>80009530
lmao or you can just convince the bitch to do something you know you will both like, jus like not being such a beta that you wait years for anal. She doesnt do anal, find some bitch who does. Fug cuck-jew begone!
>>80023973
Enjoy your life of hentai and solitude.
>>80021777
I'm here from /ck/
Just made a tasty 'go'za, this is as authentic as it gets! All the taste of 'go on a 'za.
>>80022767
Whatever you call true beauty go find it.
>>80013416
cuck cuck indeed
>>80018796
ypure a retard, from Italy no less. You honestly are a fag since sex is never guaranteed with a western woman. But I bet boy butt and by that your own boy-pussy gaylord guido torpedo. Or some cunt who has strayed way way way too far form the kitchen... Please (look up consent and marriage if you havent been on /pol/ long enough) guaranteed sex is rape according to the western mindset.
>>80021753
>>chasing the never-healing gash
you sir are gay as AIDS but still funny. I have been intrigued and will use that saying you provided since it's exactly what I've always known it to be. Also dont lie about knowing that fags do the same thing and there is always a queen fag and the man - fag in any gay relationship. Homosex really is retardation crossed with bad-luck
>>80019151
I find it's the same with Popeye's. If the neighborhood is too nice, they've got lazies working the back.
>>80017050
>that chick in white
>that surfboard kid looking at her ass
>>80021221
>Your normal Dominos will translate that into "extra" sauce, which is just a tiny bit more.
Shit bro, the last time I ordered Dominos with extra sauce, the didnus added a tiny ketchup cup full of cold sauce in the goddamn box.
>>80020417
Where at pham? There's a Little Caesar's near my house, but I haven't eaten at one since I got food poisoning from undercooked crazy bread years ago.
t. fellow San Antonian
>>80023495
It's regression. They want to feel embryonic on a subconscious level. Like people who get really drunk or high. Same drive.
>>80017043
when you make a facebook and add at least one woman to your friends you will inevitably get some bullshit like that on your feed
>>80026520
>didnus
Well now there's your problem.
>>80021995
Yes.
Besides this is /pol/ summer fag you should know this by now
>>80026273
I can understand him
>>80008548
jesus christ
>>80001769
>pay for the restaurant food
>AND anything extra for the beach setting
You are not really making the point you think you are.
>>80025282
You sound like another frustrated virgin.
>>80021855
The lake is a puddle formed by melting glaciers, the ocean is a legendary prehistoric god that has existed longer than life on this planet.
>>80008261
>>80024383
>>80009530
>having a relationship with someone you hate this much
si quaeris peninsulam amoenam, circumspice
http://www.michigan.org/lakesandbeaches/
>motherfuckers complaining about the beach
You need to be lynched
>>80002629
what part of GA? I'm from savannah
>>80001586
Why do women want to turn everything into a fucking bedroom?
>>80018796
>>80025282
>>80032026
As an American who has spent some time in Italy let me clarify.
The relationship between the sexes in Italy is leagues better than it is in the US. To an American Man it seems shallow for an American woman to ask this, American men and women constantly think that the other is trying to get the better of them in the relationship. Italians are more laid back and seem more like genuine friends.
>>80017396
>>80017743
>>80020077
>>80018223
>>80019151
Can't beat 120g and 2,400 calories for $5
>>80013745
Underrated
>>80006103
>Not living within 20 minutes of the beach. Even shitty Jersey beaches beat going to a lake or river on a summer day.
>>80016990
Fuq
>>80032938
>lakes are bad
I mean, I guess if you do not have a private beach at a sand bottom lake(mud bottom lakes can fuck right off) with a boat and jetski dock, lakes can be pretty shitty.
>>80033311
>No waves
>Freshwater
Why not just get a fucking pool? At least that you can heat up so its never cold.
>>80033617
>has never gone wakeboarding
>has never gone water ski'ing
>has never gone tubeing
Waves are shit tier m8. I say that as a richfag whos grandma owns a condo on waikiki in hawaii, and on la jolla shores. The lake cabin in Minnesota on otter tail is way more fun.
>>80026520
she only exist to torment me
>250 replies
So you faggots are REALLY triggered by this?
>>80017396
Little Ceasar's is shit. Absolutely shit. Only poor white trash, spics, and niggers eat that shit. Olive Garden is absolute shit too.
Jeeze, get your shit together, faggot.
You must have a shitty life.
