>TRUDEAU ON NEW WILDFIRE PLAN: "WE MUST BIDE OUR TIME & WAIT FOR MOTHER NATURE TO LEND A HELPING HAND"
His plan to put out the fire is to literally wait until it fucking snows.
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/edmonton/preliminary-cost-of-fort-mcmurray-fire-estimated-at-615-million-1.3640935
>>79969165
He learned from History. Winter will stop the fires!
>>79969165
If you put out the fire, it wins.
>>79969165
The fire is still raging on?
>>79969165
Nice sources.
>>79969165
IT'S STILL BURNING?!
What the fuck are you leafs doing? Didn't all the BBC you imported from sound africa help at all?
>what is controlled burn
>what is containment
Wise Justin, you must use raindance to stop fire from taking our land
>>79969165
Is this a joke? When are you guys kicking him out?
>>79969633
>>79969165
His plan is literally "if you fight a fire it wins"
>>79969523
Excuse me u fucken limey shit m8? Rite, those south african firefighters are the tops m8, just give em' time.
In the meanwhile, why don't u go shag ur nan, then enjoy some tea and crumpets afterwards? Rite, now piss off u little bugger.
Fuck u m8.
>>79969165
>>79969388
>>79969759
It IS a joke. The article doesn't include any of what OP wrote in his post.
>>79969768
Flamer
>>79969461
No it's been contained for a long time now
But on /pol/ the easiest way to troll is to make up some random fake quote, attach a trudeau pic, and post some random news article from a Canadian site and you're basically guaranteed 200+ replies because you guys never read any of the actual articles posted
All those years of forest fire prevention policies did nothing but allow forests to accumulate fuel for uncontrollable fires.
Fires are a necessary part of the life cycle of a forest.
Do a controlled burn every once in a while you dumb cucks.
>>79969165
This dude wont fight to legalize weed, he wont fight terror and he wont even fight a stupid fire.
But hey he looks good and runs around at gay pride parades..
note to canada, if something catches fire, put it out.
>>79969165
Why does the prime minister need to waste time on a fire when he has more important things to worry about, such as another daily reminder that he "stands in solidarity with the LQBLTBBQ+ community"?
>>79969972
>you guys never read any of the actual articles
And it's a damn shame, too, because some of the news is GREAT.
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/technology/anti-robot-1.3666667
Everybody get ready for Trudeau to stalk the land in his very own Guymelef.
>>79970139
got me there.
>>79969461
Yes, the fire rises.
>>79969165
Wait, I thought he got those South Africans to put it out?
>>79970433
they got sent back over pay disputes
>>79969826
Fuck u m8, not Fuck u cunt.
W-why are you being so insulting lil' bro?
>>79969165
The fire rises!
>canadians on forest fires
>>79969975
Or clean up all the dead shit.
It's a lose-lose either way
>clean up dead stuff and it allows mudslides
>don't clean up dead stuff and it causes fires which then allows mudslides
>>79969165
Ironically, Justin Trudeau has probably done more harm to the environment than any other PM.
Maybe he's just trying to make his country more like Australia.
>>79970899
if u stop it from burning your town down, it wins
>>79969165
So basically, "if you put out the fire, it wins"
I bet Trudeau is just doing everything ironically
>be Trudeau
>go home after a day of working
>as soon as the front door is closed, break out in laughter
>>79969165
Wildfires are natural, there are species of trees that literally can not reproduce without them.
it's all a bad monty python sketch
>>79971119
>>79971240
its actually true though, a lot of pinecones can't open and release their seeds if they don't get burned.
>>79971404
a lot of people cant reproduce if theyre on fire, though.
>>79970899
Actually faggot, forest fires are necessary to the vegetation up north
What isn't necessary is the faggot NDP government pulling money out of the firefighting budget
What isn't necessary is the fucking faggoty treeline being so fucking close to houses in a fucking wildfire zone (thanks treehuggers, go fuck yourselves)
What isn't necessary is the fucking town being on fire before and the town fucking evacuated before a state of emergency was declared
What isn't necessary is your faggot ass making comments about a fucking leaf
Blow it out your ass, you can't into shitposting like Australians, maybe try chopping your dick off like a Thai street hooker
I̝̗̺͞ ̺̺̦ͅW͖̘̹̕I̮͍̮͇͈͘N̷̘̠̜͙̘
>>79971474
>wanting canadians to breed
>it's still burning
Jesus fuck wtf man
Longest it takes us to put out our yearly fires is like 2 weeks. How do you even manage to fuck up so much it takes months on end with no end in sight?
>>79971474
>people
>more important than pine cones
Clearly, you've never been to Canada.
>>79971240
literally nothing he said is incorrect. The problem is the towns being burned down not the forest.
>>79970570
Rite, go eat a fucken shit m8. U limey british cunts are shittin up this board. Fuckin wankers. I bet ur nan was disappointed with ur small pecker hehehe m8. Bugger off and get out of me sight u little pukey shit m8.
>>79969165
My worlds on fire
How bout yours?
>>79970899
Trees do tend to ruin soil conditions when they get too old. Really depends on how much they shade the area.
The buildup from their own leaves tends to be enough to replenish soil but once they start blocking out the sun there's not enough ground level plants to prevent erosion and you just get left with thick, hard soil packed with tree roots
>>79971474
>>79971609
the towns are fine now, its contained and that is what matters. lots of BC just gets to burn free all summer long
>>79969165
"If you fight the fire, it wins."
- JUSTin Trudeau 2015
>>79971561
Tell us how you really feel.
>>79970899
This is true, to some degree. Fire is pretty common in prairie (which is why trees are so rare), but not to the degree that it's happening in Canada.
Ironically, suppressing wildfires too much causes excess foliage growth, which allows wildfires to spread much more easily. That's why some places do controlled fires.
OP is a giant fag
Rich oil sands
>>79969165
>>79969165
IF YOU DON'T REPLY TO THIS POST, MOTHER NATURE WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT
>>79972252
Except a whole fucking town, an energy-producing town had to be evacuated and a bunch of its houses burned down because the fucking NDP slashed the firefighting budget. That's the problem and I'm just glad no plants exploded.
>>79969165
>"WE MUST BIDE OUR TIME & WAIT FOR MOTHER NATURE TO LEND A HELPING HAND"
This quote isn't even in the article. OP is confirmed faggot.
>>79969165
How/why the hell did leafs elect this man, again?
>>79969165
Is he the first literally mentally handicapped head of state?
That shit is still burning?
>>79969972
This
>>79969165
We need to send wave after wave of Canadians into the fire. Thats the only way we can win.
>>79975205
women can vote
this guy is easily the current meme king
every single day he unironically conceives an unbelievable meme
>>79970553
>they got sent back over pay disputes
I thought that they tried to claim refugee status.
HahahahahahahahaahahahahahaAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHA
Hahahahhahaaha
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LMAO
Canada getting what they deserve
>>79969523
They literally got here and didn't do any work because they wanted more money.
Niggers: Not even once
They did a little dance and song in the airport though apparently. Expensive show though seeing as we charted a plane to fly them in.
Just a drop in the bucket of Liberal insanity spending though desu senpai.
>>79976163
Chartered*
>>79969165
Now I know why your national anthem starts "Oh Canada..."
>>79969523
They raped the fire and then they left
>>79969165
right so check this out
right now, sitting in a car, probably stuck in a bit of traffic, you know big city living and all that
He has just finished work at a office or warehouse or supermarket it dont really make much fucking difference just trading time for money
On his way out of work he says goodbye to sara working at the front desk (a spicy little number)
he jokingly asks if shes got any plans for the weekend "oh not much just hang with the boyfriend i guess"
A slight chuckle is all he can mange as he turns to the exit , a rage so pure and intense like gouts of flame spike into his soul all he can think about as he walks to his car is violently beating and raping the stupid whore sara fucking dumb bitch ill fuck the life out of her he thinks has he brings his 1993 honda civic to life
he is on his way home now where soon he will lock all the doors, close all the blinds then put on his $10,000 usd pink and blue wolf furrie costume
and spend the rest of the night shoving bigger and more complex looking dildos up his arse, stretching out his urethra with a ballpoint pen and masterbating to child porn all live on webcam
this is the real world, people like that exist and worse they vote for Trudeau.
all interpretation is lost just under the surface, can you tell the difference between a smile and a crocodile? are you sure? am not.
this is the real world, a world of illusions
>>79969165
I take it the South African niggers won't come off of strike?
>>79969768
>you will never live in the most progressive nation on earth
>>79969165
Holy shit. That thing is still going?
The 2 days of south Africans dancing didn't end it?
Hasnt it been going for like 3 months, now?
When does it start to break records?
>>79969972
to be fair, he did absolutely nothing for the first 3 days, then denied help from the russians/americans/others for god knows why, and then decides their free help isn't good enough so why don't we hire some EFF members- er, I mean, South African gentlemen, to put out the fire.
He bumbled it badly but you'll never hear the left MSM/CBC report that.
he's a hack in way over his head but we won't know that until something truly awful happens. I hate that I feel like that's imminent, be a natural disaster or man-made. He's too incompetent.
>>79970899
They're right and wrong. CONTROLLED bush fires to kill the undergrowth are what you need SO THIS GIANT FUCKING SHIT DOESN'T HAPPEN.
This happened b/c no one has bothered to clear-cut and burn the undergrowth for what, a decade? AB faggots, isn't that true?
>>79970553
>brown people
>sent back
I bet white people offered them free housing and a handjob.
>>79971575
Who is this semen demon holy shit
>>79969972
>reading articles about fictional countries
Nice try
Who cares, it's just a little bit of boreal forest.
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>IF YOU PUT IT OUT IT WINS
>>79979460
LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW~
>>79979819
I can't wait for a Christmas edit of Trudeau's office.
> actually read the source
you got all trolled - and what a surprise it is.
>>79977509
They didn't pay them.
>>79979929
hopefully he'll break his fucking neck in the stairs this time.
>>79969254
Pokemon, actually.
>>79980531
He's like what, 40, so 20 years ago he was around twenties.
Yep, it make sense, trudeau confirmed pokéfag.
>>79969165
the fire is still burning?
oh boy
>The next phase is to extinguish the fire, which will likely take until the summer of 2017, wildfire information officer Laura Stewart said Tuesday.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/fort-mcmurray-wildfire-now-considered-under-control-1.3664947
>>79981839
>which will likely take until the summer of 2017
What the fuck!?!? You mean it's gonna burn all winter long? How is that even possible?
Fuck. My nipples.
>>79971863
Can't imagine the smoke is good for people's lungs tho.
>>79974130
>that nose
Holy shit
>>79979140
Emmy Rossum.
>>79981973
The fire got as bad as it did in the first place because the forest was overgrown. Taking it slow and waiting for it to burn most of that fuel away is a good idea. It'll buy more time before the NEXT fire.
>>79969768
>wildfire management strategy
>>79981973
>implying this isn't his plan
>have a nice toasty fire in alberta/saskatchewan
>temperature never goes below 18
>import hundreds of thousands of refugees to culturally enrich the praries
>win every election from now until the apocalypse :^)
>>79983449
OH GOD OH LONG DOES THE FIRE HAS TO BURN UNTIL THE APOCALYPSE!?!?
>>79969388
jesus fuck
>>79971823
That's the way I like it.
Canada's Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M
>>79976804
kek
>>79983680
What do you think the Lake of Fire is?
>>79987919
When you take a massive liquid shit?
>>79969165
>if you fight the fire, it wins
Sounds like some retarded shit only Trude would say.
>>79969165
ITT: No one understands basic forestry concepts .
>>79969165
Holy fucking shit
>>79969165
>WE MUST BIDE OUR TIME & WAIT FOR MOTHER NATURE TO LEND A HELPING HAND"
Read the article didn't see that there...
Nice proxy amerimutt.
>>79989006
We do. It's like the first thing you learn about trees and frogs and shit when you're in first grade.
But the meme is that trudeau really fucking hate canada so he's letting it burn.
Just roll along.
Thanks, Obama
And here I thought those nigger "firemen" were magical and better than anyone.
You know, the niggers that started to strike immediately after seeing the flames (probably immediately after setting foot on Cucknadia)? Little hard to get the locals do it now, huh? Really makes you go hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
>>79976624
THANK YOU, FIRE-CHAN
>>79989168
>canada
>not full of racemixers
