Post your face when you realize the FBI, CIA, etc. monitors a satire board for terrorist activity.
>>79960579
>99% of terrorist activity is planned on whatsapp and kik
>4chan has one or two shooters a decade
>better monitor the one that isnt encripted
>>79960579
>>79960579
>>79960579
>satire
>>79960579
who cares?
im not doing anything illegal. fuck the FBI and double fuck the NSA. dumbass niggers that they are
>>79960579
Wasn't one terrorist attack planned using PS3 messenger?
![1310428349083_0[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/uxBGeF7.png "1310428349083_0[1].png")
>>79960579
>>79960579
>>79960579
>monitor
They practically run this place
>>79961056
That was Paris, wasn't it?
>>79961030
Exactly.
Why the fuck would I want to commit an atrocity in my own country?
>>79960579
Pretty sure they monitor it for information, since /pol/ is obviously satire, no "for terrorist activity."
Fairly certain these agencies realize 4chan exclusively exists for anime porn.
>>79960579
I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and every time I post in Jew threads, it tries to make me think that the Jews are watching me because I don't say nice things about them.
lol plebs
>>79960579
>>79961169
This. Not going to fuck up my homeland but if I were in Saudi Arabia...
>>79961017
>thinks it's not
>>79960579
>>79960579
>>79961289
Meh. I'll just sit back and let the drop in oil prices ruin the Saudi Arabian economy and turn it into a shithole.
>>79961800
malnutrition
>>79961030
Ok lets insult the fbi and nsa so i dont look like a paid shill agent
Its working 4 u
>>79960579
I wonder what the white FBI agents think.
>>79961183
>/pol/ is obviously satire, no "for terrorist activity."
they think that they can identify the kids who will go and shoot up their schools by their speech on the chans.
they scan for certain phrases which indicate personality types.
if any red flags are raised they note your ip address for continual monitoring via trojans.
also they regularly scan hard drives for known cheese pizza and regularly v& those that have it.
disclaimer: my friend is an analyst for law enforcement
>>79960579
>cia and fbi keeping tabs on me
>only ever post silly trump memes and nice girl feet
you got me fbi
>>79960579
Implying any of them are leftists
Implying they don't come here to get away from their offices affirmative action
>>79960579
Don't really care desu
>>79961351
>Canada
I don't know what to believe anymore
>>79960579
Calling this board "satire" won't make them believe it's satire. They're not stupid.
>>79960579
>mfw
>>79960579
>>79960579
>>79960579
>>79960579
To CNN, CBS, BBC, Reuters, AlJazeera, FBI, Mossad, MI5, CIA, SKYNEWS, Fox News and all media outlets and intelligence services which are now scrutinizing /pol/:
Hereby I affirm that everything I posted and wrote on 4chan with this IP is and always has been ironic political satire.
Nothing I posted agrees with my true beliefs. I love peace, ethnicities, all the races, I love Clinton and the dems. I love multiculturalism and people from other countries, especially Turks.
Thank you for your attention
>>79962492
SATIRE
SATIRE!!!
AM I BEING DETAINED???
AM I BEING RESTRAINED???
I DEMAND A JEWISH LAWYER OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER AS IT IS MY RIGHT
>>79960579
Really though, are you guys genuine about some of the shit you talk about?
>>79960579
I rely on 4chan for accurate news and factual details of events. This is my only interaction with the outside world.
>>79963242
it's satire, all of it
>alright agent smith was their anything illegal or of concern posted on the /pol/ today?
>well sir there was 17 blacked threads titled "how can white bois even compete" posted by 7 differant Australian IPs
>>79963098
Dito. Refugees welcome. They are our future. Merkel is awesome. I want her to rule forever. The EU is great and i love being a EU citizen. Races are a social construct. As are borders. Islam belong to germany and is the religion of peace. We are responsible for the destruction of syria and therefore must take in everyone who wants to come here.
>>79963242
>>79960758
>this just in govt agencies are lazy and inefficient
Only Corporations have any power to actually do anything about anything.
>>79961249
Kek
>>79963637
/pol/ is a board of peace, a few racists don't represent the moderate majority
They monitor all sites. 4Chan was one of their first though. Right around 2007.
You really started noticing it at other places that got a lot of eyes around 2010.
Be happy knowing that here, we're way ahead of the curve. YES!
>>79961230
That sounds like your superego is upset that you (your ego) hasn't been nice recently. Have you been doing mean things to people? Are you worried you have been mean?
that's what governments do.
how else are they supposed to catch the bad guys?
>>79960579
so this is why they never catch them when they post crazy snackbar shit on facebook for every one to see. they are to busy shitposting got it
>>79960579
>>79962060
Probably just laugh at all the retards and edgy teens trying to get attention
>>79961017
>implying
>>79963735
>>79963790
thanks china please bomb hillary kthxbai hi nsa please rape my face
I wonder what they think of me.
In the 80's and 90's I was known to be involved in organized crime and have had various non-association terms on paroles, and was a subject of various task forces, all of which would come up on a simple search of me on cpic or through csis.
I have not gotten so much as a parking ticket since the turn of the century, and my only footprint online has been: An ogrish account where all I ever did was post ascii erections, asking suicidal posters for pictures of their feet on /b/, and posting poo in loo content on /pol/.
>>79960579
>>79963637
Friend, it's all a joke. Let it go.
>>79960579
>browsing for thoughtcrime
>board of peace
>satire
>>79961230
hahahahhahahaha best kek ive had all day thanks mate
>>79964050
>>79963242
even the people claiming its not satire are being satirical when they say it.
>>79960579
You know they're the ones posting traps too.
I wonder about this sometimes. Like if they know everything I do on my computer and phone, they must know me better than I know myself in some ways.
I'm too lazy/not really doing anything super illegal so I don't have any VPNs and shit.
But like I always wonder if they could like predict what I'm going to do. Or know if I had a shit day just based on my internet usage.
Fuckin spooky mang
Some middle aged agent who knows nothing about the internet has to go through all these posts looking for terrorist activity.
>>79960579
Bomb in Washington in 24 hours.
>>79963950
are you a fucking retard?
>>79963098
>especially Turks
top kek
>>79960579
they do not monitor for terrorists, they monitor to keep an eye on and skew opinions
I pay you faggots with every paycheck.
>>79964740
>shitpost on a Tibetan basket weaving board
>get put on a suspected terrorist list
I can't imagine there is anything interesting to them on this site.
>>79961249
Lol ...I was in that thread.
>>79964024
M I N D F U C K
>waste time monitoring 4chan
>can't even indict hillary
STEP IT UP FEDS
>>79964645
Oh gosh I hope NSA-senpai notices me
>>79964645
u wot
>>79960758
Oregon one was on /r9k/ tho. I think only euros would be monitored because muh police state.
>>79960579
>>79965351
>>79965306
This tbqh
>oh but she didn't know!
There's a legal term for this that means "Ignorance is no excuse."
>>79960579
>>79960579
>>79960579
>>79965552
>>79965434
Yeah Americans aren't monitored for sure
>>79961249
jesus
>>79960579
It's meme, the fbi and cia don't give a shit about 4chan
Terrorists use :
- telegramme
- skype
- ps4 ( not joking )
They also use
- old phone
- letter
We are the board of peace. I'm not sure why they would.
>>79960579
>>79964024
You are Canadian, we can only acuse your kind for being bad shitposters.
Getting stuck monitoring chans must be career prison for the analysts who fuck up magnificently. Scanning thousands of threads in the hopes of catching that one guy who makes a thread before killing his crush, it's a needle in a haystack. I imagine most of them never escape from this shit assignment, because they never have a "big break." How soul crushing must it be to work 9 to 5 browsing /b/ all day?
>>79962203
>the kids who will go and shoot up their schools
Well then they are on the wrong board, they must have got lost on their way to >>/r9k/
>>79961948
>implying they weren't behind the oil price drop
>>79963098
Yeah. Me too. Definetly.
>>79960579
>>>>Pic related : MFW
>>79963432
Who is the qt?
>>79966726
His name is dave
>>79960579
they only come here for the memes.
>>79966726
>her
Wouldn't surprise me. American law enforcement seems pretty weird.
>so affraid of stoners, there's an entire federal agency dedicated to putting them behind bars >Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms...what a random colection of topics
>an agency called Homeland Security investigates the terrifying threat of copyright infringement
>and then there's the mail cops. Because the mail is serious business
>>79960579
>>79965730
what comic
>kikes think it's satire
>tfw they think it's satire
>tfw we start a race war and they still think we're satire
Heil Hitler
>>79967730
Judge Dredd
Yes it's true. To all the newfags in this thread, most things you read on here are in fact a joke. We all are actually Hillary supporters, and go to school for arts degrees/ non STEM related degrees. We all support progress, and don't actually hate John oliver. It's just banter ;). I sincerely hope that you never take anyone seriously who has a bigoted opinion on here. It's all jokes haha like come on who the fuck is actually holds any of these fucked up radical opinions in 2016.It's 4chan we love our absurdest humor.
Pretty much stupid to take this board seriously. Everyone is joking.
It's satire.
But security people arent know for being very smart either...
>>79963180
Dean Ambrose doesn't go to /pol/, he goes to /hc/
>>79968417
/pol/ should be renamed /poe/
>>79965919
Whatsapp must be all the rage too, considering how many mudslimes ask me to help them with it at work.
>>79960579
>>79961249
keked
>>79960579
Doesn't bother me. What are they going to do if I mention something might (((happen))) on Denmark Street, Dublin tomorrow?
>>79961030
Easy there NSA, don't be so obvious next time
>>79961030
>t. CIA
>>79969145
>Some fo you guys are alright
>Dont go to Denmark Street, Dublin tomorrow.
>>79969579
Do any of you actually believe they have anyone looking at this site?
>>79960579
>>79960579
>mfw
>>79960579
>satire
>I do it for free
1v1 me irl ya lil bitch
>>79967465
Alcohol, tobacco, firearms. Fuck if they added pussy that'd sound like a pretty good weekend.
>>79960579
>American
>intelligence
>terrorist activity
you wish I got paid the amount people who monitor that get paid
we monitor this board for dumb shit
>>79969028
Gross.
Chunky Ogre, right?
Heil Ante Pavelić
>>79969875
>>79963845
I haven't been doing mean things to people. I'm actually very nice to people, even Jews who I met in person, I drop politics and I'm very friendly. But on /pol I'm not so friendly because this board is satire after all.
In any case, it's not my ego because I used to debate Jews and I was respectful, and the paranoia about being watched by Jews still persisted.
>>79960579
>>79960579
>>79960579
>>79969911
Don't disrespect B A S E D C E N K faggot.
>post your face
that's exactly what THEY want, man
>>79969681
We're on the news like every two weeks now.
>>79969028
Thats totally Mike Enoch right?
>>79965434
>muh police state
>americans think they are more free than europeans when they are worse than sweden tier
destroys my sides every time
>>79960579
MFW all evidence used against me is dismissed because of my screencap from 2008 saying that everything I post on here is entirely for satire and not to be taken as my opinion & have it stamped by a notary like a r9k.
GOTCHA!!!
>>79960579
Your move, lawman
>>79960579
Only worshiping kek will save you from the kikes
>>79960579
>>79961056
Security thru obscurity
>>79960579
thanks for ruining my birthday cunts
>>79970610
>Country has laws that can throw you in jail for literally saying words they don't like
>Comparable to the US, where you can scream in public that the holocaust never happened, and be ok.
>>79961056
wtf I hate Japan now
Sounds like a fucking waste of time and money. Eventually a crazy dude posts here and actually goes off to kill people but that's it.
Also, this >>79960758
>>79969939
>tviggevd
>>79960579
Doctor Pavel :DDDDD
I am CIA XDDDD
nokhcha dirty bomb chicago 7 of july allahu akbar
>>79971581
Why would you waste a dirty bomb on a nigger city
>>79971449
>>tviggevd
>>79960579
>>79960579
>Tomorrow
>>79971852
>Tomorrow
>>79970610
>americans think they are more free than europeans when they are worse than sweden tier
Yup, with out freedom of speech guarateed and our guns we are TOTALLY worse off then europeans dude
>>79971910
*with our
>>79960579
Must drive those poor bastards insane. I wonder what triggers their search algorithms.
>>79971875
do it
Senpai noticed me!
>>79971910
They cant even say the holocaust was a lie without going to jail xD
>MFW you realize the FBI, NSA and Israeli intelligence services have lengthy behavioral profiles on you
>>79961249
laughed
>>79960579
What makes you think an FBI or CIA agent would be browsing this site. It's a complete waste of my time. No government agency would just hire people to browse 4chan. Delete this thread.
>>79972937
FUCK OFF FBI
>>79960579
>>79962203
>>79964645
>>79969902
>>79969960
FBI interviews people who make plausible threats on this website.
4chan is a place where people should exercise their freedom of speech without any repercussions.
This website raised my intellectual quotient significantly and has opened my eyes to new perspectives.
Of course middle aged men and women couldn't possibly understand what 18-29 year olds feel. Especially since we have been glued to the internet for the past decade and they haven't.
>>79973157
>BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD TO GO OUTSIDE TO SPEAK TO OTHERS
Yep sounds about right
>>79960579
>mfw middle aged men and women monitor a satire website for people masturbating to hentai and making joke threats on /r9k/, /pol/ and /v/.
Bravo FBI
I wish I got paid 80k a year to check flagged threads and do research on innocent people.
Nah, I would blow my brains out at the notion of coming into work everyday just to spy on people.
>>79960579
I can't blame them
I monitor this board for terrorist activity all the time
I just wish OP would stop being such a fag and actually deliver for a change
>>79961351
>filename
>le satire well poisoning
Kill yourself.
>satire
yeah. we're just kidding, right guys?
go home FBI
>>79971949
I inSISt you get SomE meNtal help if you think they woulD be able to decipher THE complex alGorithms and encrypted coded messages that a bUNcch of Sand dwelling 1980 TechnOlogy using ARABS are able to formulate.
>>79962215
Nice, interested in both
>>79973413
You can live a happy life a home with Skype, video games, streaming movies, and a home gym.
Going outside to do the same social bullshit is extremely degenerate. And its a surprise that normal people haven't gotten sick of going to the same ball game every week or going to the same workplace to make more cuck porn.
>>79961030
Hmmph lets insult two agencies that can ruin your life with no effort
>>79961030
>>79973803
What is the worse they can do? Tell your mommy and daddy that you watch anime all day instead of doing your homework?
Oh please. There are people outside of 4chan that have done more serious shit.
>>79971016
You can do that in the USA?
Damn, really makes you think...
>>79960758
To be fair, your government is concerned about right-wing fringe groups. The closer we get to the happenings, the more it makes sense to monitor 4chan
And besides, they are already constantly trying to get backdoor access to encrypted data and communications.
>tfw no fbi/cia agent to reply to me
>tfw ABIN senpai will never notice me
This thread made me quit 4chan.
>inb4 you're here forever
>>79973803
Kill yourself fbi/nsa
>>79974629
youre here forever
>>79961030
>>79974629
You're here forever.
>>79960579
>>79960758
Nah. I don't think they monitor 4chan looking for shooters. I think they want to know what the disgruntled opinions are and use us as psychological experiments in memetic warfare.
>>79973157
Fucking degenerate entitled millennial faggot
>>79961249
>>79960579
Hey FBI, CIA, MI6, Mossad etc:
POO GOES IN THE LOO:D:D
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>>79961249
Every single time
Come on guys they obviously don't browse this board, it's satire you can make any threat and won't get in trouble trust me.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT THE FBI CAN STEAL RARE PEPE'S WITHOUT ME UPLOADING
>We must flood the Pepe market
>>79960579
>>79975229
He's totally right.. North American agencies are far too incompetent to even find this site, and it's all too remote for European agencies to care.
You're totally safe here.
>>79960856
A-fuckin'-men, Cap.
>>79960579
Protip:
>>79961030
I know, right? Can't believe they'd think they'd find actual crazies on here, the imageboard of peace.
>>79960579
>>79976029
Fucking leaf poster would be government stooges
>>79960579
They're actually probably just here to shill.
>>79963432
Some Finnish girl. Definitely wifeable.
>>79963893
You look like the emperor of all faggots.
>>79978141
That's a man.
>>79974390
And how many right wing terrorists has the US had vs Left wing terrorists? They are wasting time here. Reddit islam or antifa would give better results.
>>79978532
How dare you say that about the mother of my wife's son.
>>79960579
They dont REALLY monitor 4chan but them again, who cares.
>>79965696
fuck you feeb
>>79963242
even when i state a fact its satire
we post-irony senpai
They're corrupt assholes and will enjoy the hell that is coming.
>>79960579
They monitor everything. I think their most fruitful trails are social media like Twitter and private ("private") communications.
>>79965434
Dude. The EU cares more about the human right to privacy than the US and it's not even close.
>>79973157
>This website raised my intellectual quotient significantly and has opened my eyes to new perspectives
That's pretty pathetic if true.
>>79976029
>his face when there was microetchings uniqe to each cuflink
>his face when he was snitch on to his superiors and they identified him through the microetchings
>his face when he is now waterboarded
obamer plz
>>79970863
>thanks for ruining my birthday cunts
What? Did you just hit double digits? Grow the fuck up.
>>79962203
I first began wondering about their use of speech monitoring ware after reading an Artemis Fowl book. At the beginning, Artemis picks up a phone and begins speaking certain words to draw the attention of the LEP. That idea must have come from preexisting tech, and I believe it's what you described. Been a bit paranoid about it ever since.
>>79963098
Same. No need for alarm, /pol/ is satire, nothing more, but man, seriously, fuck Jews, amirite FBI?
>>79960579
But do they post?
>>79974862
think about memes in 20 years
what will even
>>79976029
>>79960579
The same intelligence agencies that are responsible for lying about Saddam's WMDs?
Yeah they're real geniuses
>>79988638
gud one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_JEKHGgoi0
>mfw
