Alton Sterling is PROOF that /pol/ is satire and this whole time I've just been getting trolled.
You see, I am very right wing so these memes were so easy to believe.
This man was shot on his belly at point blank range. There is NOTHING you can say to deny that.
/pol/ is satire and Alton Sterling made it too obvious
>>79939417
But he wuz a good boy, he dindu nuffin
>>79939417
really makes you think...
>>79939417
who?
That's right he was and deserved it. One of these days I'm going to fucking find where you slide shitposters live and I'm going to take a greasy fat shit on your porch.
>>79939417
wow I'm totally convinced, I'm redditmissile now.
>>79939417
>/pol/ is satire
i remember when i was in enough denial about human shittiness to believe this
you'll see that although there are some people who are joking, it's sadly very real for the most part
Interesting tavistock image you got there.
>>79939417
Niggers.
Armed 310lb career criminal and child rapist, violently resisting arrest, reaching for a gun.
Thank you based cops for the taxpayer relief shot.
>>79939533
>>79939578
>>79939592
>>79939623
>>79939658
>>79939798
Being a criminal is not a justification for homicide and without the judicial process we are as bad as niggers. Lock em up.
>>79939995
Being firearm dangerous on the moment of police ariving because of a firearm report is a great way to get yourself killed / shot.
>>79939975
Stop saying he resisted. He was 310 pounds, extremely out of shape with 400 pounds on top of him wrestling him. He wasn't going to move a fucking inch GRAVITY DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
He literally would have passed out from asthma 15 seconds later.
>>79940102
> The gravity argument
Oy vey
>resist arrest
>reach for gun
>be nigger
>"selling CDs" as a front to dealing crack
Good boy.
Dindu nuffin.
Etc etc.
>>79939417
>industrial foie gras
Animal "rights" people would have you believe that OP's image and mine are comparable in some way.
Animal "rights" people need to lie to you for you to believe them.
Make of that what you will
>>79940049
They ver obvious learned of his gun after the fact.
STOP THE SATIRE
JUST THIS ONCE
WE LOSE CREDIBILITY WHEN IT IS THIS FUCKING OBVIOUS
>>79940197
Police got a call from an anomymous person, stating that the suspect threatened some one with a fire arm.
>>79940102
So resistance only counts if you have a chance of succeeding? Gravity?!?! You're a fucking moron.
The police should hold a press conference and announce that any rioting will be met with deadly force.
He deserved it. Officer pointed a gun at him and told him not to attempt resisting and if he continues to do so, he would be shot. Trayvon 2.0 took that as a cue to chimp out harder so the officer put the poor dumb shmuck down. It's for the better anyway, you can see that the dumb nigs mentality was only going to make him suffer for the rest of his life with that self destructive behaviour.
Cry me a river you pussy shill. Respect your boys in blue and they'll respect you. Shitskins need to learn what respect means.
>>79940301
You basically just said shoot all toddlers that kick and scream
A toddler is honestly more dangerous that a fucking 300 pound retard laying on his stomach. He would have SUFFOCATED HIMSELF.
>>79940230
No he actually is too fat to walk for more than a couple minutes
>>79940102
>Gravity doesn't work like that
>Least understood of the fundamental forces
Please, tell us how it works.
>>79940449
Ayy Laquisha!
*smacks lips*
We wuz them rebels and shit! He dindu nuffin wrong! Fuck them white racists polies!
>/pol/ is satire
of course it fucking is.
Where you here when everyone had random names instead of anonymous? Every single board on 4chan was able to still function properly, except /pol/, which was 10 pages of "whoever gets [famous person's name] wins!!! kek demands it XD"
Seriously, if Hilary or the Jews or whoever wanted to shut down /pol/, all they'd have is just add some small game to the posts and /pol/ would never talk about politics again.
If you seriously thought that these halfbaked high school dropouts were making any form of meaningful political discussion, then you really need to reexamine yourself.
>>79940172
/rare/
>>79939417
>This man was shot on his belly at point blank range. There is NOTHING you can say to deny that.
Doesn't that support the claim that he was charging the cop and the cop acted in line with the defense of self and others?
>>79940449
>had a gun
>went for it in his pocket
>got shot
>police bodycam footage is intact
>cruiser dashcam footage is intact
>full police investigation
>but this one witness said he dindu nuffin
So this is literally a slide thread?
Cool
>>79940582
It does
STOP MAKING THINGS UP.
YOU HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA THE WHAT THE COPS SAW.
DON'T CREATE A STORY LINE FOR THEM.
THEY TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED BUT YOU FUCKERS ARE TELLING THEM WHAT TO SAY.
YOURE ALL AS CORRUPT AS HILLARY
ALL WE KNOW IS A DEAD NIGGER FLOPPED AROUND ON THE GROUND BECAUSE HES SO FUCKING FAT AND GOT HEAD SHOTTED FROM 6 INCHES AWAY FOR IT
WHAT WE ALSO KNOW IS THIS PERSON CANT WALK UP STAIRS HES SO FAT
THEY BASICALLY SHOT AN OLD FUCKING LADY
>>79939417
What did you expect. This is 4chan.
About satire...the thing about satire is that part of it is true.
>>79940449
>toddler is more dangerous than 300 lbs black man
Wew lad!
>>79940102
Nice try anon. :^)
>>79940637
>had a gun
>went for it in his pocket
>got shot
>police bodycam footage is intact
>cruiser dashcam footage is intact
>full police investigation
>but this one witness said he dindu nuffin
>>79940637
>don't make up stories from the cops, but listen to my story I made up for the suspect
I'm being rused, aren't I? This is thread is satire, isn't it?
>>79940569
>tfw England has WH40k and Dredd shit easily available
>>79939417
sam hyde is also a master hacker
he won't take your bullshit lightly
>>79940797
I didnt make up shit. You see him get shot you dont see him reach for a gun. STOP SAYING HE DID. The officer had the gun pointed. He waited 5 seconds to blast the guy from close range. That is premeditated murder.
>>79940449
if they are in possession of an illegal firearm, are resisting arrest, and reaching for their gun, then sure. what's the problem? toddlers shouldn't be exempt from lead salads just because they're small
Are people really this fucking stupid? Are they ignoring evidence on purpose?
> 'He was killed for selling CD's!'
> 'They executed him!'
> 'He was just standing there!'
>>79939417
>There is NOTHING you can say to deny that.
so? i would have shot him too if he reached for his gun
>>79939417
A Pedo
Breaking is registration
Has a gun as a felon
Pointing gun at folks
Police arrive
resists arrest
get tazed
Doesn't fall
gets tackled
Still reaches for gun
Gets put down
I see no problem with this.
STOP SAYING HE WENT FOR HIS GUN
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
YOU LITERALLY ARE SPREADING A RUMOR
>>79941091
I would've shot him as soon as he started to threaten that man
>>79940466
He was so fat the forces were temporarily unified when he used his "dark energy"
At that point they had to shoot him before his power level increased.
Science will figure out dark matter and energy one day.
>>79941042
>police yell at him to lay down
>he doesn't
>they jump on him and try to get him on the ground
>he literally keeps resisting
I don't care.
>>79941042
yes they always ignore evidence or say it shouldn't matter . they literally want black people exempt from crimes
>>79939995
>All people can be interacted with in the same way.
Blacks view the entire justice system in an adversarial way, as if they are at war with it. They commit crime at a higher rate, use firearms more willingly than any other race, resist arrest at higher rates and overall show no understanding of the value of human life if a person is not their friend or family.
The impetus is on the black man to change, not the society around him. Until they, a grand majority of them, can be productive and upright citizens they will be not unjustly treated like rabid dogs.
#StopResisting
>>79941146
> being this triggered
I bet OP is not white too. :^)
>>79941205
I don't understand where they got the idea from that he was killed for the color of his skin, or because of selling illegal cd's. He was killed for resisting with a fire arm
>>79940102
I guess he didn't understand the gravity of the situation
>>79940449
>A toddler is honestly more dangerous that a fucking 300 pound retard laying on his stomach.
>.02 sheckles has been deposited into your Hillary account.
>be 4chan
>never leave basement
>"theorycraft" how to real life on /pol/
>make up lies about a black man reaching for a gun
>these lies strengthen your theorycrafting
>/pol/ still doesnt mass suicide
You painfully pathetic losers
>>79940449
> on his stomach
he was on his back. Nice try though, retard.
I think we can all agree that OP is a perfect example of the mental gymnastics people are making on Twitter to defend a fellon.
>>79941298
Nice one Nils
>>79941298
We are the cuckholded beta race. It's our duty to shut up. Nobody respects us and you are not allowed to make "puns" like the popular uncucked countries.
We are suppose to be quiet, nobody thinks your fun, and the more alpha countries see your display as pathetic beta posturing and will put you back into the lower hierchy.
>>79939417
Stop resisting arrest as a convicted felon
>>79940449
>A toddler is honestly more dangerous that a fucking 300 pound retard laying on his stomach.
How did I miss this one? Thanks OP.
>>79940963
His arms are clearly moving, I'm glad you're so confident that he was just doing a little jig on the ground, but when you have a weapon and are resisting arrest, you don't get the benefit of the doubt.
>>79941296
So he did actually have a gun in his pants?
>>79941398
> be OP
> get BTFO
> keeps posting to save face
OP also dind du nuffin. :^)
>>79941419
Hey aquafresh in AMERICA we have JUSTICE and people GET FAIR TRIALS
COPS ARE NOT JUDGES
Personally, if you cannot deal with a man this size you should have never been hired as a cop. These weak little babies that you guys are defending should be sucking dick for a living they obvious panic in situations and are all likely homosexual.
>>79941466
> Alpha country
name one. I for one refuse to cower and die while fascists walk over me.
The day of the rope will be here, be it soon, or later. I will participate in the cleansing and I expect you to do so too.
>>79939798
>/Pol/ is satire
>>79941466
Whatever
>>79941534
Yes he did. He even waved it around 5 minutes earlier according to the person that called the police.
>>79941582
HEY! THATS COLGATE FOR YOU YOU FAT ARMANIAN FUCK
Why didn't they just shoot his hand?
>>79939417
Literally who? A nigger got shot by a cop?
>>79941656
> this meme again
>>79941582
> These weak little babies that you guys are defending should be sucking dick for a living they obvious panic in situations and are all likely homosexual.
Calm down anon, it's just a nigger.
>>79941656
Cop's ult wasn't up yet so he was aiming manually
> People that got shot that also happened to be black people is now an argument for racist cops
>>79939417
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
should be posted on all pages tbqh famalam
>>79939417
>some dumb nigger died
>this means white genocide is satire
Kill yourself.
>>79941647
I see. Can't wait to see dindus and liberals cry over him then.
>>79941730
Shut up brazil youre probably a 5 foot 6 135 pound brown person
Youre the exact person that SHOULD NEVER BE A COP
>>79941582
> The confrontation took place in the state capital, Baton Rouge, on Tuesday after reports of a man threatening people with a gun outside a shop.
>The man struggles and one of the officers pins his arm to the floor with his knee and then appears to pull out his gun and point it at the man.
Why do you faggots never pick one of the hundreds of actually bad shootings and always insist on the guy resisting arrest was a good kid?
Why can't you actually rally behind an ACTUAL problematic shooting?
Oh right, you're a jewish ploy to keep black people from making actually effective changes in how police work is done.
Because the more you shout about niggers not deserving to be shot, that were struggling against police, the more everyone else rolls their eyes at you.
>>79941817
No i completely believe in white genocide
But this one is on us. Its on is dammit.
Only a nigger would deny that #ThisOneIsOnUs
>>79941820
They already are.
>>79941827
Actual Dutch cop here. Used to do private security but that was a fucking mess. Police are allowed to use deadly force when he/she or any one else is in life danger.
>>79939417
>"He's got a gun!"
>(cop pulls out his gun)
>"Move and I'll..."
>(Guy starts squirming - probably going for his gun because if he gets caught with it, it's a guaranteed 5 years)
>"He's going for his piece!!!"
There ya go, dumbfuck.
>>79941656
It doesn't work like that.
Nice slide thread, btw.
>>79941914
And they were in about as much danger as being in a fucking dandelion patch
>>79941656
Yeah I know, why didn't they just shoot his trigger finger off? That would have disarmed him.
>>79941827
Brown > Nigger
:^)
>>79942000
Some people are allergic to Dandelion
>>79939975
>violently resisting arrest
lol k you obviously didn't watch the video
They had him pinned to the fucking ground. At best he was jiggling a bit. Because he was fat.
>>79939417
>There is NOTHING you can say to deny that.
No he wasn't
>>79941905
First off it's not "us" because neither of us were fucking there.
Secondly, an armed career criminal went for his gun when the police were arresting him and got shot. Big fucking deal.
>>79941905
> But this one is on us. Its on is dammit.
> While it's not
> Only a nigger would deny that #ThisOneIsOnUs
> hashtag
Posting in an epic bread.
>>79942050
Watching the video only, and nothing but the video, doesn't provide you with enough proof to discuss the arrest and death of this convicted fellon.
>>79942035
Yeah and my COPS SHOULDNT BE BABY BACK BITCHES THAT CANT WRESTLE AN ASTHMATIC DIABETIC AND ELDERLY(black males in baton rouge dont get older than this guy) RETARD!!!
>>79941905
#ImWithHer #ThisOneIsOnUs
yeah, he was executed and the cop should be jailed. there are a lot of boot lickers on /pol/ these days. i really don't care though. niggers are killing whites left and right and this nigger happened to be a pedophile too so whatever. the world is probably a better place with him gone
>>79942091
Are you serious? 320x240 pixel 12fps video isn't enough to know exactly what's going on? it's the current year!
>>79942139
Saging this thread.
>>79940449
I've learned something today. Anti-/pol/ is satire
>>79941905
>>79940542
>people aren't allowed to have fun on April Fool's
The True Redpill:
Cops are evil. Cops protect the globalist monsters.
Cops protect the muslim childmolesters.
If cops took a cofebreak (looking away) for a month in sweden or any other country, we could lynch all these childraping muslims and violent nignogs and they wouldnt fuck around anymore.
The only reason white race is being cucked is because many of us have businesses and families, which we will lose if we get arrested, so we only watch as children and women get raped and sons get murdered by immigration.
Get it through your head, cops are not our friends, they are not "based" for killing nignogs, because if we did it, we would end their entire race in a week.
>>79942317
>t. Sweden
>>79939417
The fuck are you on about cunt?
>>79942317
I'm a cop and you're full of shit.
>>79942382
Dude most cops are bros and just doing their thing
Some cops kill people at point blank range for no concievable reason
>>79942239
The way they structure their posts, and the emphasis on capitalization, leads me to believe it's a plebbitor, or an elaborate troll.
>>79942480
Who the fuck are you to tell me what my reasoning is? You have no idea what you're talking about.
>>79942380
Search OP posts in this thread. It's a goldmine.
Glad this nigger pedo is dead fuck your satire.
>>79942518
AM I BEING DETAINED?!?!
ALL COPS SHOULD BE FULLY PREPARED TO BE MARTYRS FOR JUSTICE
DO NOT HIRE COPS THAT ARE UNWILLING TO DIE FOR THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM
DOES OUR SOCIETY HAVE NO HONOR?
ARE WE NIGGERS? ONLY NIGGERS WOULD HIRE USELESS COPS THAT SOLVE PROBLEMS WITH GUNS
>>79942595
Yes. Do not resist or I will open fire.
>>79942518
"Some" apparently you're a cop that can't fucking read
>>79942596
It was a fun thread but you went too obvious now.
For shame OP.
>>79942382
There has not been a single cop who has whistleblowed the situation on anonymous website.
No cops speaking out saying "We have arrested 19 rapists this month and they were all from immigrant background"
You are complicit to crime.
>>79942669
Go ahead, explain why a cop should be allowed to be a coward. Hahaha.
>>79942701
I get paid to protect retards like you.
>>79942698
Im fucking serious
>>79939417
>/pol/ is satire
>iam now a sterling missile
I believe cops over piece of shit nigger scum bags every day for the rest of my life.
>>79939417
>he doesn't understand that every nigger must be put down for the crime of being a nigger
"""""""very right wing"""""""" my arse, you posing shitposter
>>79939417
i like cops, i hate cop wannabes who just do violations, ill be the first to admit there are good people in cops, forensics, detectives, homicide,
but when yur bulk is taxcops going out to get mo money for the gunz carz and shiiiit. they can go fuck themselves really.
also how can a hero be someone doing their job, like man thats more niggery than being black and doing math
>>79942801
Yeah right, because the 19 year old girl who used pepperspray against abduhlla the rapist got arrested by cops for unlawful weapons?
You guys are retarded mongoloids wanting to have authority to weild on people.
I dont need you to protect me if guns were legalized you dumb faggot.
>>79942917
> If guns were legalized
I wish. That would give me a great reason to kill you and get away with it.
>>79941582
top kek robocop. Keep being a crybaby.
> bwaaaaaaaa the cops should endanger their own lives to allow me to throw my tantrum ! bwaaaaa
Your parents failed your education.
>>79940449
I'm pretty sure toddlers don't didn't get convicted for dealing drugs and raping younger girls.
>>79940172
How are they not comparable?
>>79939417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmFSR2E4sCY
>>79942139
That rape nigger was committing crimes and then resisted arrest, nothing of value was lost.
>>79943013
that was a bigger nigger who by the looks of things ( the loud music, people filing in car beside them, a takedown leadnig to a gun,
should we have heard 5 bullets before the feed cut no, should we at the most heard 2 yes.
but i sorta agree with anon on the if you cant handle it thing. becasue i see people doing cop school and gurd shop who are tiny and wanna know what type of shirts they were for training.
to REACT, YOU MUST REACT , REACT ,REACT ,REACT, how about we start yelling THINK MOTHAFUCKA THINK, we bassicaly made them train like the military in regards to shoot now ask later..i havent thought of a cop as a hero in a long while they are just over emotional reacting taxmen with guns lately.
>>79939417
>This man was shot on his belly at point blank range. There is NOTHING you can say to deny that.
He was clearly on his back.
>>79939417
Damn, guess I'm a #CruzMissile now
>>79941930
>screencapping your own post
And that mag dump thing isn't true.
>>79943757
ya like wtf we know guns are inaccurate and may miss so dump fox 1-2-3-and 4 into that comie sucker ripple fire that foo, cant miss that way nigggga
>>79939417
I don't care.
Good riddance.
Go suck nigger dick if you care so much.
>>79942913
Because they aren't quitting said job.
Are you willing to do it?
>>79942976
>if guns were legalized
kek
>>79944069
If ever. Europe doesn't have an unchangable constitutional law. Laws get changed constantly.
>>79944143
>Europe doesn't have an unchangable constitutional law.
Neither do we. The 2nd Amendment can be changed.
>>79939798
>human shittiness
>leaf
This is why people hate us, you faggot ass liberal spineless loser.
>>79940102
You try taking down a 300 lb. Giant on your own or with a friend. Tell me how well that gravity rule works out for you and let me know. K?
>>79943897
>ripple fire
https://youtu.be/dZTEIRqNP94
>>79944208
History has proven how trying to change the amendments goes
>>79939417
>This man was shot on his belly at point blank range
No, he was shot in the head lmao
>>79939417
>>79944359
>No, he was shot in the head lmao
Chest and back, is what the coroner said.
Why do niggers always seem to find themselves in these kind of situations?
I can't remember the last time I read about a white guy being stupid enough to resist the police. You aren't going to win, so why do it you stupid chimp?
>>79944725
Just because whites shot by cop deaths don't make the news. Plenty of them out there.
>>79944725
>I can't remember the last time I read about a white guy being stupid enough to resist the police
So, you haven't been on YouTube for a long time then?
I'm ready for the happening
>>79944725
because muh systemic racist opression
>>79939417
>>79944237
Um I am a BJJ/Karate practitioner and my 150lb ass can deal with 3 of those fatties.
>>79941238
>they literally want black people exempt from crimes
this
liberals want for blacks to be able to kill whites without facing any consequences
If the guy was white and all the circumstances were the same, most of /pol/ would be bashing the cop. Their hate for blacks is foremost, anything that justifies it is secondary. It's a visual hatred that most of these people have, most don't care about behavior/IQ until you prompt them to justify themselves.
"Start the Chimp Out"
t. Soros
>>79939417
>>79941466
This image literally gave me shivering
>>79939417
Tell you what, come to south africa, stay here for 2 weeks. Go outside the hotel and dont go to the ultra rich luxury spots.
Remember to post here on how right /pol actually is. Most of the cucks don't understand the true nature of the world because you live in white 1st world countries. You have a great life because of white culture and progress, yet you believe it should change.
