“As retribution his father burnt the son’s prized cannabis plants in a bonfire on the property,” said Duty Supt Louise Jorgensen. “The son felt this was wrong and reported the matter to police.”
Bonus: the family name is Humpty Doo
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/jul/06/enraged-son-calls-police-after-father-burns-his-prized-cannabis-plants
>>79934546
Meanwhile, in based Canada...
>>79934546
is cannabis legal over there or is the son just retarded ?
>>79934704
He's a roo. Retarded to the bone.
>>79934822
maybe he suffers from brain eating parasites
I mean, surely it is still illegal to destroy someone's property?
Even if that property itself is illegal.
He could have destroyed an expensive amount of the property.
Obviously not something you would report to the police like a stupid little shit, but has the father not committed a crime?
>>79934546
Humpty Doo is a town, not the family's name
>>79935031
>Humpty Doo is a town, not the family's name
Even more embarassing
>>79934975
i think he could claim he acted to prevent of a crime. like disarming an attacker and destroying their weapon, or performing an abortion on a black woman
>>79934546
Ehh no surprise there. Still not as bad as legal oral sex with animals.
>>79934546
this reminds me of when some dumb kid asked me to buy him a bottle of Jim Beam I Just went in an used his money to buy a case of beer. Then walked out and he asked where his bottle was. I told him don't trust strangers, said he was going to call the cops and I told him to go ahead and walked home with my free beer and change.
>>79934975
as far as i know, if something is not legal for you to own then it cannot legally be your property. it's not the weed itself that is 'illegal' in some abstract way, but the acts of having it in one's possession, or smoking it or dealing it etc
>>79935637
>>79934546
Oi Humpty Doo mate, those plants cost me a lot of dollerydoos
How can anyone take straya seriously.
>>79935798
Well played
>>79935898
>dat pic
Lol this meme just keeps getting better and better. Canucks are punching out bears and Aussies are being gang raped by emus
>>79934546
Abo admixture
In Poland if you try buying weed online and the guy sends you fake shit you can take him to court and will not be prosecuted yourself. This is because intent to posess cannabis is not penalized and the guy IS committing a crime by cheating you and sending you fake weed.
Similarly here the father burned his fucking plants so he can sue the geezers ass but will probably face charges himself
>be australia
>constantly jabbering about how "every animal on our continent is deadly"
>nearly overrun by rabbits
>>79936489
>be american
>constantly talking about guns not killing people
>get shot
>>79936643
>be american
>no rabbits in my yard thanks to guns
>>79935088
Pretty embarrassing to be that bad at reading comprehension. Are you high on maple syrup?
>>79934546
apex kek
>>79936850
>be australian
>go into back yard
>kill rabbit
>free dinner
>>79934546
He's just doing his duty as a law-abiding citizen and calling the authorities to report an illegal act. Who knows how high his father got off of that kush?
>>79936981
Or free sex for a leaf...
my mum tore up 2 of my plants last week.
was pretty pissed but didnt sperg out like this retard
>>79936850
I have a gun and I use it to shoot rabbits and foxes, I don't see the issue.
>>79937136
you are a bad son Jarred
>>79936981
>eat too many free rabbits
>end up contracting watership downs syndrome
ITT: Canacucks think they are actually based and funny
let that sink in for a minute
>>79937390
>be american
>catch negroiditis and become a nigger
>>79934546
Humpty Doo is also a place in Darwin
Kanker daar gaat de wiet
>>79937787
nederkanker pls go
>>79938049
Can't you see I'm moarning here?
Have a little respect for the dead bro.
>>79935637
Funny cunt. Have a potato.
>>79936118
True story though. Emu's are cunts.
