Maybe some of you remember my thread from a couple months ago where I was getting tips for my college applications
One of you fags linked me to http://davidduke.com/want-to-get-into-harvard-tell-them-youre-jewish/
So I actually put down I was jewish on my college app. I won't name the school but today I just got accepted to a very prestigious school in the Midwest. With only a 3.7 to boot. My friend applied with a 4.0, eagle scout, and salutatorian and he didn't get in.
So thanks /pol/, I guess the meme was true.
You could have gotten in with a 3.0 if you said you were muslim. 1.5 if you identified as a tranny nigger.
>>79926612
Lying about being a muslim is harder than lying about being an athiest cultural jew
>>79926371
Wait
You put Jew for race or for uhm
Religion? Also what school
>>79926920
both
>>79927103
And what school?
>>79926371
right so check this out
right now, sitting in a car, probably stuck in a bit of traffic, you know big city living and all that
He has just finished work at a office or warehouse or supermarket it dont really make much fucking difference just trading time for money
On his way out of work he says goodbye to sara working at the front desk (a spicy little number)
he jokingly asks if shes got any plans for the weekend "oh not much just hang with the boyfriend i guess"
A slight chuckle is all he can mange as he turns to the exit , a rage so pure and intense like gouts of flame spike into his soul all he can think about as he walks to his car is violently beating and raping the stupid whore sara fucking dumb bitch ill fuck the life out of her he thinks has he brings his 1993 honda civic to life
he is on his way home now where soon he will lock all the doors, close all the blinds then put on his $10,000 usd pink and blue wolf furrie costume
and spend the rest of the night shoving bigger and more complex looking dildos up his arse, stretching out his urethra with a ballpoint pen and masterbating to child porn all live on webcam
this is the real world, people like that exist and worse they vote for hillary
all interpretation is lost just under the surface, can you tell the difference between a smile and a crocodile? are you sure? am not.
this is the real world, a world of illusions
do you at least have a jewey last name?
>>79927270
nunya
>>79927367
no but I technically have a small percent of ashekanazi blood in me as proven by a DNA test so I'm good
>>79927396
U really fooled them
Just be a Jew of the church of the evanelical covenant
Then you can accept Christ as yur savior but not Lord
>>79927565
I don't really care that much now that I got in tbqh
>>79926371
I got a place in a good collage just because I had a kike name even though I'm not a kike
>>79926371
Always keep a Kippa in your car too for when the police pull you over or whatever altercation you may find yourself in.
>>79927338
Where did you get my bio from?
This is a great link on the subject:http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/the-myth-of-american-meritocracy/
I recommend reading Ron Unz' entire article. The message you should take from it is that merit is important. AA is harmful.
A first step would be to view asians, Indians, other overrepresented minorities, and all whites (hispanic, jewish, muslim, etc.) as equal. They all should go in one admissions bucket (ideally everyone would, but that won't happen initially). Think of how fucked asian guys are. Realize that non-hispanic, non-jewish white guys are just as screwed. We all should fight to get rid of AA and this is a great first step.
>>79926612
first post best post
>>79927396
University of Chicago
>>79927964
bio?
This one time
at my school camp a bunch of kids shoved a broomstick up this other kids arsehole
we joked that he would enjoy it cause he's a faggot
the joke turn serious quickly when i realized
3 kids were holding down this little fuckboi who is screaming for his life while another kid slowly shoved the stick deeper and deeper inside him
the moment lingered in space and time
there was a collective shock into another stream of consciousness
we all stared at each other with almost disbelief, why were we doing this again?
he ended up in hospital with internal bleeding, and we all got expelled and put in juvie hall
to this day i still don't know what possessed us us, it was a such a giggling high when we started planing it
>>79926371
Also, this is a major way people like David Duke get followers. The argument that Jews get Affirmative Action in Ivy League admissions is mathematically undeniable. It isn't a small boost either. It is 250% - 400% boost. It is ridiculous.
David Duke can tell people the truth on this subject and they start to listen to other things he says. This is partially on the Ivy League schools for having such absurd admissions quotas.
AA shouldn't exist, but a great first step would be to view asians and whites (ALL whites) as essentially the same. Mathematically there should be a lot less jews at Harvard and a lot more asians and non-hispanic, non-jewish whites.
>>79926371
>very prestigious school in the Midwest
There are no "prestigious schools" in the midwest. No one wants to been Chicago.
Also, don't believe you. It only works when your volunteer shit is all "holocaust foundation..." Jewish agency, synagogue committee for israel, etc.. or if you are a legacy for Ivies or have connections there.
>>79928916
HOLY FUCKING RARE
If you're 0.00000001% something else use it to game the system
>>79928748
juice are smarter than you anon. juice master race.
>>79928306
i got in there with a 3.2 anon.
waste of time and tuition $$ tho. traded in my spot for local cc and never looked back.
college admissions was stupid back in my day and it's double stupid now.
>>79930580
Unless it's Asian and you're trying to get into STEM. Then keep your fool mouth shut.
That's the problem with making people feel like they have a quota; once they feel like they have enough, they feel entitled to discriminate.
>>79928916
rarest shit i've ever seen. Did you mail someone a server and provide capital for it's upkeep so you could post through it?
>>79930580
That would have been scary but those teeth are too funny looking for me.
