We did it, tumblr!
http://freebeacon.com/national-security/marine-corps-letting-heavier-women-join-service/
>>79918825
Women should have their heads shaved in the marines just like the men.
>A whole 7 pound difference
never forget that /pol/ is a shitposting board
>>79918825
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79918825
Why do western countries fall into lowest common denominator culture?
You faggots are go a end up getting conquered by literally anyone.
>>79918825
Not gonna lie, I read that as free bacon.
>>79918957
7 pounds PER INCH.
>>79919071
just like my dick
>>79918825
Freeze buster!
>>79919071
You might as well be classified as a male if you're a woman whose over 6 feet anyway.
Nobody is innocent in the wake of collateral damage.
This is excellent news. Now fat males can claim they identify as women and not go on the "fat boy program" or get discharged.
>female
>5'9'"
>176lbs
For context, this dude is 5'9" and 175lbs so we're talking absolute fucking hambeasts here.
>>79918825
So when those same service women start costing the lives of service men and getting killed themselves, who gets the blame?
>>79919024
Egalitarianism, the meme that just won't die.
>>79919474
Soon,
>>79919364
5'9" and 176lbs isn't hambeast for a guy. I've never been flabby hambeast mode and I've been 170, though that's when I realised I needed to stop eating fast food even if I was in my first year of Uni. It's definitely noticeable, it sure as shit isn't fucking marine material, but when I think hambeast I think of those huge flabby feminazis with blue hair. I'm pretty sure they're 5'5" and in the 200s.
>>79919681
dude those are asians
they all throw like that
>>79919364
Who's this semen demon
>>79919681
Here's an idea: give her an orange to throw first.
Although it is nice to accommodate women now, I think they should be allowed to do any trade and not be discriminated. However, I think its time for US take a less militaristic approach and take more humanitarian role. There's no reason why they should start wars and destablize areas. Put more into education and welfare and less on military funds.
>>79919873
Or you know a rock so you don't have to waste a perfectly good orange.
>>79919104
That would be a good 7 pound dick you got there, friend.
>>79919701
The marines just want more wooks with fat titties for their grunts to bang.
>>79919701
It's not hambeast for a guy but muscle weighs more than fat and that dude is in pretty good shape. The only way a chick can get to 176lbs at 5'9" is if she's fat as fuck.
Pic related is about 5'9" and she's 130.
>>79920001
yeah well you're mean
>>79920079
Is that Malena Morgan?
And maybe, I know women weight less for height than men too. I just have a hard time picturing it or maybe I've been desensitised to fatties and the bar has been raised in my head.
It's obvious they are weakening the military to make a civil war easier for them, since most of the military will switch to the side of the citizens, but don't they understand that women ( who are natural traitors and so will not desert ) are absolute dogshit soldiers ?
I mean, even if they put those women in control of drones, it still would be hilariously inneffective, just look at the number of females in competitive FPS shooters. Reaction times are shit, decision making is slow, accuracy is shit, women are shit all over the place in all metrics, not just for combat but all areas period, except maybe childbearing. And that's only because the artificial womb isn't there yet.
The issue with using the inferior as your footsoldiers is just that : they're inferior.
>>79919996
Rock would be too deadly.
doesn't matter. 10% of the corps is female. They don't do anything anyways, they just get put on stupid duty stations and get avg pro cons.
It's just another example of government waste.
>>79920079
>tfw manjaw fetish is fulfilled without wanking to traps
>>79918825
>ww3
>gotta drop some troops on the shore
>u boats pull up ready to drop troops
>the ramp drops
>see a bunch of fat females on rascals with turrets attached ontop
>hear american fuck yeah playing in the back from a rascal with speakers attached for morale boost
>american has weaponized whales and made them land animals
>>79920608
China doesn't have the same kind of worker protections that we do. The rock will be satisfactory.
>>79918825
Yeah but can you imagine what a good bullet sponge a 300+lbs tumblr landwhale would be?
>Grenade lands in your foxhole
>Your buddy goes to dive on it
>I DON'T NEED YOUR MALE PROTECTION SHITLORD I CAN DO IT MYSELF STRONG WOMAN COMING THROUGH
>rolls over onto grenade, it detonates harmlessly with a barely audible thump as it implodes her adipose tissue
so glad I'm not in the military anymore...
seeing this shit every day just makes me so buttmad
>>79918825
free beacon? more like free bacon
>>79920683
Don't forget that 80% of that 10% (or 8% of the whole) end up getting themselves knocked up so that they can get an early discharge with full benefits.
>>79919681
I thought grenades shoot shrapnel in all directions on detonation? How the Fuck does that dude just duck down 10 feet away like it's no biggie?
>>79918825
I used to really regret never joining the military, but seeing how ridiculously cucked it's become recently has changed that.
>>79921379
A small incline on lower ground then the grenade. Still too close for comfort though.
I was planning on talking to a Marine recruiter tomorrow but now I'm not sure lol
>>79918825
>a 176 pound 5'9" woman
Jesus fuck.
Although this is disgusting and retarded beyond belief... It doesn't really matter for 2 reasons.
1) The west has passed the event horizon already. We are beyond the point of no return. We are fucking DOOMED. Make no mistake about it. We will go silently into the history books by our own doing. This makes no difference.
2) Conventional wars have been eliminated by the greatest peacemaker of all time, nuclear weapons. All wars now are insurgent/proxy wars, fought by aircraft, naval ships, drones, and artillery. Infantry has taken a backseat, 99.9% of what the military does anymore is logistics, communication, and paperwork.
>>79918825
America's gonna be really easy to conquer, keep digging the hole burgers
You chose this fate.
If a fatty stays fat under Marine training, the Marines aren't doing their job.
>>79918825
Either they'll lose some weight or get shot. Either way it's a net gain for the rest of humanity.
>>79922140
All the USA does is spread degeneracy and nigger culture.
I hope we are conquered by Putin.
>>79918825
>implying you need to be fit to be a secretary
>>79918825
Deal with it burgers.
>>79922682
>high school diploma or a GED
you think completing high school is needed when a draft is instated or a war is declared? they need free labor to stack pallets and drive trucks, it doesn't mean shit if you can't do calculus.
>obese
as long as you're not completely obese (i'm talking 32+ BMI with a bf of 35% or up) they'll openly force you to lose weight.
>convicted felons
we can't find your record, welcome aboard soldier!
>>79918825
Just keep in mind that these are the """""soldiers""""" who will try to take your guns on the day of the habbening. The military should be weakened.
>>79918825
Women should be shoved back into the house where they belong. I never thought I'd think this way but they are ruining society.
>>79923700
>tfw fat enough to not be drafted or let alone qualify for service now
Feels good mang
>>79923700
When I was in we had people like that in our unit. They'd always end up getting discharged anyway for being overweight, fucked up finances, criminal activity, etc.
>>79918825
Can't wait to see any of those strong independent womyn in action.
>>79920923
Severely underrated. I kekd my emu friend.
>>79921710
>googled that picture
>it's true
kek
Never go full libtard
>>79920237
It is her
>>79921379
Probably just a concussion grenade for training purposes
>women in the army
is this a joke?
>>79918917
They have the option, some go for it because women's rules for hair is much stricter then men's.
>>79919474
Fucking white males.
>>79918825
>fat woman marines
Well, when Devil Dogs are not enough, you send for the Devil Hogs.
>>79918825
PUNY MALES BTFO
this will be the future of the military
WOMYM POWAH HEAR ME ROAR
They'll make good sandbags
>>79918825
The only good thing is that this will be better for American obesity rates than literally every other gouvernment program.
>>79918957
Per inch. Learn to read.
Why are our armed forces such a god damn joke now?
>soldiers can cross dress
>women in combat
>gender neutral MOS names
>>79919681
>>79921379
>>79918825
You're still good if you can pass the physicals at a degree one higher if you're overweight for your height, which was implemented to fight the bullshit BMI calculation within reason.
This is just a straight lowering of standards, though. 1943 America would kick 2016 America's ass, drones or no.
>>79920923
Come one, dude, it cannot be worse than an Emu army.
>>79918825
knowing the topic I read that as freebacon
>>79938789
WHICH ARE MY PRONOUNS PRIVATE CISCUM?
XIM, XAM, XOM, TRANSQUEER!
>>79919024
You just pissed you get killed by women and no pig heaven for you.
>>79938789
>>79939745
the gayest thing about this picture is that he's wearing cammies outside of base, not to mention in a fucking apple store
>>79918825
>5'9"
>176
That's actually pretty bad; even 169 at 5'9" for a woman is basically a sack of lard. Sad.
>>79921379
Look at the ground in relation to the sandbags, you can also see it in the spread of the dustcloud afterwards, he is clearly not in a direct line with the explosion.
>>79918825
>5'9 woman
>176 pounds
in normal non-retarded units this is
>1,75m
>76,7kg
>BMI = 25
Unless the woman is a bodybuilder, she is a bloody whale at that point. Absolutely ridiculous.
>>79919031
I came here to post this. Country is done, folks. It was a good run. Time to pack it up.
And I can't join the military because I took antidepressants 10 years ago despite working in austere environments in Afghanistan for the past few years.
Meanwhile
>hambeasts can become marines
>trannies can join
>military personnel can be openly gay
>>79918957
7 pounds per inch dumbass
>>79941009
Thanks for the human translation.
Guys, this is way too heavy for a woman. You are planning to not feed them during ops or what?
>>79918825
>Heavier Women
Fat*
Why is it illegal to say "fat" in USA? How is it legal or good to even allow obese people into military?
>>79920237
I had an ex that was 5' 10 and ballooned up to 200. it started getting gross around 170
>>79918825
kek its fucking over rip merica
We will fucking destroy you while laughing, fatasses. Prepare your white flag for the WW3
>>79941451
crazy to think batshit tranny can get in over a normal person with moment of hardship
>>79921379
inverse square law
McEducate yourself
>>79942198
pls make it quick and painless as possible
>>79918825
MUH SCOOOTAH
>>79942364
Rape is never quick and painless. Especially when the victim is >150kg
>>79941451
You can totally get in. I know tons who are in and currently prescribed them while serving
>>79918825
Damn, the Marines were the only branch I still respected.
There goes that image.
>>79919031
Less grass mowing
More English
>>79919681
Good reaction, Xian.
I feel a bit sorry for you americans, your special forces are getting watered down with lowered standards to meet the political correctness.
>>79921379
The sandbags don't even budge. It's clearly just some kind of training grenade (nonetheless not something you want to blow up under your feet).
>>79919031
Don't you still use propeller planes, Manuel?
>>79919681
>>79921379
No, he went down an incline. The grenade detonated at the top of the hill, sending the shrapnel above him.
If he had been on the same level as the grenade, he would have been killed, regardless of your inverse square law you mcretard.
>>79942430
The mighty US Marines Corps !
>>79926586
Best thing about it is that she made it through all of Eastern Europe without any problems then got murdered within 10 miles of entering Turkey.
>>79928430
Why is it an option? Don't all men get shaved?
>>79933178
If all service women look like that I'd be fine with it, as she looks like she could get shit done.
>>79940098
Not to mention fresh out of boot
>>79920079
> implying you'd trust that to ruck for 10 miles
I don't give a shit how much they weigh, if they can meet the physical strength standards set for their male counterparts then they're in.
>>79947630
True, Olympic heavy weight lifters or even most heavy weight athletes that women look similar to hambeasts.
>>79919364
>>79920079
This grill is 5'7" and 170 pounds for reference.
The military really does not promote strength. They're upping the weight limit for grills to get the manly fridge mode athletes in so they can be combat effective.
The military height and weight chart is ass. If you're 5'9", 220 pounds, and have 15 percent body fat, they make you diet.
The amount of hambeasts will skyrocket though. There's already too many.
>>79928430
>women's rules for hair is much stricter then men's.
That's false by definition. If they have an OPTION not to shave that already gives them more freedom than men have.
>>79942652
Why do you state your opinion when you've never seen a grenade explode, let alone hitting sand bags.
No reason for them to budge mate, it's not 0.5cal shrapnel.
>>79948389
Heavyweight is 75kg. You posted a shw which is 75kg+.
On top of that, she is one of the heaviest women ever to compete in weightlifting. That Chink is frighteningly fat and androgenic.
The heavyweights at 75kg are just thiq like a brick shithouse.
>>79948389
And then you have people like hripsme kurshudian (fuck Armenian names) who are in shw but at 88 Ish kilograms.
Or about 195-197 pounds. They're just amazon fridges.
>>79918825
How many minutes did they last?
Hey sliders, instead of paying about fat chicks all day, we change the world instead of complaining about it?
Please help make lemons into lemonade.
Call the DOJ, put them on auto dialer, pay a neighbor hood kid a few bucks to call.
> pic related.
From everything that happened today, there is no reason not to convict her for perjury. She lied under oath at a congressional hearing.
That's a felony. They won't convict her on email. Fine, help me play 3D chess. Call them and ask why she's not under charges for blatant perjury.
It's your right as a tax payer. Get involved, Carpe Diem. Do something other than complain.
Shit just copy pasta the fuck out of my post, if you don't want to do anything else. If WE don't do this, who will?
#rigged system
MAGA
>>79923770
Exactly. You look at anywhere in the world, past or present, there is a tyrannical government, who's enforcing their rule? The military. Right-wingers are always talking about this fantasy where there's martial law and they're fighting to overthrow an oppressive U.S. government. Who do they think their opponent would be in such a scenario? It would be the United States military.
Why the Right mindlessly loves the military, and doesn't skeptically view them as another tool of Big Government, I do not know.
Isn't this good? It means they'll only take roided up women. Which are the only kind that won't drag down their squad.
The United States military must be really desperate at this point to recruit women. Is this just an example of being "progressive" or are they preparing for a war that has yet to take place?
>>79918825
What the fuck how can a woman even be a 150 pounds? That's nasty is America so fat they don't have any normal weight women?
>>79951719
>The military height and weight chart is ass. If you're 5'9", 220 pounds, and have 15 percent body fat, they make you diet.
You have never been in the military, right?
I used to serve for the Bundeswehr and we had a fair share of muscular dudes coming to us only to gas after a 3km run.
Muscles consume way too much o2.
We once trained in a burning building with oxigen tanks. The more muscle you have the faster you empty your tank.
After a certain point muscles have diminishing returns
finaly the raping the enemy after battle will become a thing again
>>79919681
>she goes head first into the ditch
I love the way he just grabs and throws that dumb bitching into the trench, tosses her like the moron she is - he knew she was going to fuck up getting to safe cover too kek
>>79956885
If you can't control your breathing and deal with being uncomfortable for a while. I wore level A hazmat suits when I was on the army. We'd also go on battalion runs in m.o.p.p. 4.
T.chemical operation specialist
>>79957827
were you buff?
What should we call it?
Operation: Get behind the fatties?
Operation: Landwhale?
>>79920683
I wonder how much all of those government-issue Spanx are going to cost us taxpayers....
I hope this goes in line with the whole 'women have to enter the draft' thing
>>79957882
Wow a faggot german thinking about his muscles instead of how many sand niggers he killed
>>79957827
>chemfag
gas yourself, faggot.
>>79918825
>those recruits dangling and cradling their rifles
If I did that shit on basic I'd have lost my sling privileges for the week.
>>79957882
Yep, quit drinking and started "body building" and contrary to what anons say on here it helped me out immensely as more overall strength made basic soldier tasks easier as in less fatigue and less energy exertion for the required tasks. It also lightened the work load for my battle buddies. Then again I was non-combat arms and my ncos and commanders always tried to make to re-class or go to SF selection briefings or C.I.D. Because I was "soldier" I didn't complain and wasn't afraid to tell my superiors they where wrong or stupid or just to plain fuck off. I never got demoted or counseling statements. The only reprimand I got was denial of service ribbons and awards because the training sgts and xos hated the fact that I don't fall for fictitious authority.
>>79918825
as long as those are 5-7 pounds of muscle then sure that makes sense
>>79959891
gas yourself!
I can only imagine some 300 lb feminist hambeast somehow making it through basic training only to become the laughing stock of the US military.
The terrorists have already won.
