>Teen Loses Leg, Fingers And Possibly His Sight After Sparkler Bomb Explodes In His Hand
Should teens be forced to attend firework safety classes?
What about a manual on every Firework's box?
>>79917848
play stupid games, blow your shit off...
This is Darwinism at work...
What about kids not playing with explosives?
>>79917848
right so check this out
right now, sitting in a car, probably stuck in a bit of traffic, you know big city living and all that
He has just finished work at a office or warehouse or supermarket it dont really make much fucking difference just trading time for money
On his way out of work he says goodbye to sara working at the front desk (a spicy little number)
he jokingly asks if shes got any plans for the weekend "oh not much just hang with the boyfriend i guess"
A slight chuckle is all he can mange as he turns to the exit , a rage so pure and intense like gouts of flame spike into his soul all he can think about as he walks to his car is violently beating and raping the stupid whore sara fucking dumb bitch ill fuck the life out of her he thinks has he brings his 1993 honda civic to life
he is on his way home now where soon he will lock all the doors, close all the blinds then put on his $10,000 usd pink and blue wolf furrie costume
and spend the rest of the night shoving bigger and more complex looking dildos up his arse, stretching out his urethra with a ballpoint pen and masterbating to child porn all live on webcam
this is the real world, people like that exist and worse they vote for hillary
all interpretation is lost just under the surface, can you tell the difference between a smile and a crocodile? are you sure? am not.
this is the real world, a world of illusions
ban assault spaklers
If it saves even one life we have to do it. Won't someone think of the children?
>>79917991
this must be a new pasta
I can't extract any meaning from it though
Oh. You mean the massive signs on the sides of every firework? The various laws forbidding making your own explosives?
The fuck kind of fireworks are you faggots buying?
>>79917848
Shame, kid was just trying to have some fun.
He didn't deserve that.
>>79917848
Yes, all children should be forced into reeducation camps.
>>79917848
>Sparkler Bomb Explodes In His Hand
>Sparkler Bomb
>bomb
No.
I admit I do foolish shit during the 4th. Our family and our friends have made it a tradition to get a bit out of hand and wild during the 4th. Using firework for more then show. I have several scars and have known my fair share of intense pain. Still we hold that the 4th isn't just a Holiday to watch pretty lights.
It is meant for us to experience. Even in a small part. The danger and excitement and chaos our Nation faced during our revolution.
I don't claim to be as fearless and bold as the Men who secured our Nation but I can nod my head towards them by sharing in that same smoke and noise filled ambiance while doused in Patriotic ambition.
Being wounded during the 4th of July is a factor of how often, not if. He should have shown more reverence for black powder.
>igniting explosives near your body
>not immediately running when you light it
you dead for a reason.
>>79918078
it's a google kind of thing
like when you google op's subject when you don't know what the subject is about
They should attend normal school. Even as a 9 year old with free access to our fireworks, the worst I ever did was get a tiny burn on my finger from one of those sparkler sticks.
>>79918078
You know which kinds guey
El tipo que tu papa escondio
>sparklerbomb
Whatever happened to taking apart 1,000 little bottle rockets and firecrackers and putting the gunpowder in a tin cup with a fuse? Kids these days are lazy as fuck smdh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzHbm-pNKgc
WARNING: FIREWORKS MAY CAUSE BIRTH DEFECTS AND COMPLICATE PREGNANCY
>>79918078
This is a sparkler bomb
>>79917848
Unfortunately, no mention of his nuts being blown off.
>one seemingly benign firework
>fuck that gay shit
>tape over 100 of them together
>surprised when it explodes
>>79917848
>loses an entire limb to a sparkler bomb
Holy fuck did he make it with 100000 sparklers or what?!
>>79918301
Can you insert that in your anus, asking for a friend
>>79918301
What a fucking retard. This is natural selection.
>>79918144
>dubs
JESUS CHRIST MAN! This is a very serious possibility already!
FUCKING HOW?
YOU HAVE THE SLOWEST BURNING FUSE IN EXISTENCE
YET YOU MANAGED TO FUCK UP
HOW DO YOU FAIL SO BADLY?
Thank fuck he didn't try to synth AP or HMTD or anything.
>>79918301
Wouldn't this just light all the sparklers at once, not exponentiate their power? Seems like a waste of money.
>>79918057
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>>79918301
That shit explodes?
what the fuck
>>79918409
I've got 10 bucks saying he wanted to join the ATF
>>79918332
>mfw this would never happen if real rockets were legal in his part of the 'land of the free'
>>79918301
Great idea
>>79917848
i imagine the father
>you dun goofed, son
>>79918301
also
>buy a thousand sparklers
>don't buy a roll of cannon fuse
>HOUSTON - A 15-year-old boy is in serious condition at Children's Memorial Hermann Hospital after a fireworks accident on Saturday, according to his family.
>Rowdy Radford tied around 200 sparklers together with tape and when he went to light the self-made "sparkler bomb," it blew up right in his face.
>"I just want this out, I want everybody to see this so they'll know what happened, don't let their kids do this. it's not worth it," Wendy Smith, Radford's mother, said.
>Radford is in the hospital with injuries to his whole body. He has been undergoing surgeries for two days. Part of his left leg was amputated, he has injuries on his right leg, both arms need screws and pins to hold his wrists and elbow together, several of his fingers were blown off, his hands were severely burned and his face was severely burned as well. He went through surgery on both of his eyes and doctors are not sure if he will ever be able to see again.
>"When it blew him up it caused severe injuries and they ended up having to amputate his left leg right below the knee, he also has severe burns throughout his entire body," Samantha Hansen, Radford's aunt, said.
>With a name like Rowdy, they say he lives life to the fullest, always trying to make others laugh. They hope that spirit will pull him through this tough time.
>"We know he's going to pull through, it wouldn't be Rowdy if he if he didn't," Hansen said.
>According to a family friend, he is going to be a freshman this year and he wanted to be a mechanic when he grew up.
Fireworks or as i've recently taken to calling them Firecucks are a scam
just another way to milk money out of your pocket
profit you dumb niggers ANTYTHING burns you can burn some owens corning fiberglass insulation for like as little as 18 a mile
>>79917848
Nah, just let the stupid fucks off themselves.
imagine tying like one hundred of these and dropping them off a roof, would it kill someone
asking for a friend
>>79918527
OR hell just go fire arrow. This kid was a fucking moron.
>>79918409
100% guaranteed the dumb little fuck wrapped a dozen sparkler packs together, lit it, then held it in his hand thinking it would be a super sparkler.
>>79918444
Magnesium nitrate basically turns into a bomb when you clump enough together
>>79917848
Prior, saner societies would have either put him out of his misery onsite or given him a fatal dose of opium at the hospital. Jesus; people are stupid.
>>79918568
>it's not worth it
It's worth it when you're not a fucking idiot and get away from the device before it explodes.
You can actually make shaped charges with sparklers.
I don't see how this happened. He would have had to either not pull the center sparkler out for a fuse and attempt to light it, or light the center sparkler and stand right next to it like a nigger.
>lets light 3 pounds of magnesium
>what can go wrong
dumb fuck got what he deserved
>>79918444
The version we used to make involved wrapping the body in electrical tape, not whatever the fuck that thing is. And you had to use the metal sparklers, not the faggot pink paper shit.
>"Rowdy has always been known for making his booms and he makes his booms by scaring everybody," Radford's aunt, Samantha Hansen, told the news station.
>>79918498
Yeah, I never would have thought of it either, but I'm watching videos and they legitimately explode. I thought it would just be a lot of sparkles.
Shit, I'm surprised my friends and I didn't try this when we were in high school.
>>79918646
You know, I think you're right. That sounds like something stupid kids would do.
>sparkler bomb
>lose legs
what the fuck?
>>79918601
tell your "friend" that they would only ignite when hitting the concrete because the friction is insufficient when hitting a person, so it would just be 100 loud pops on the ground at his feet
So no, it wouldn't kill them.
>>79918040
Bubble wrap everything and lock your children up
>>79917848
lel
he kind of looks like an alien
>Be Texan
>Bind 150 sparklers with electrical tape
>Explode
>>79918301
Holy shit. Fucking kids.
>You know what would be really cool? 10 sparklers at once!
>Ten? 500 is better.
>Great idea. I'll hold it in my fucking hand.
>>79918798
ignite a few pounds of magnesium at your feet and tell me what happens
>>79918798
he was probably squatting to light it
>>79918601
Tried this when I was a kid. You have to take the little rocks inside out and put them into a larger thin paper wadding. Also there is an upper limit to how large you can make it, after one about the size of a golf ball it just blows itself apart without detonating most of the rocks.
>>79918301
Lol, did this retard not know about the dangers of Magnesium Nitrate?
Bitch ass cracker couldn't handle all that freedom
>>79918301
When I was a kid I use to stuff a soda can with about 20 or so sparklers and it would melt the can when lit. I can hardly imagine what that that looks like when it burns.
>>79918802
>the friction is insufficient when hitting a person
If you throw them hard enough they'll pop on a person, unless they're wearing heavy clothes.
>>79918110
Stupid little faggot should have died. He deserved every bit of pain he has to endure for the rest of his life now because he didn't use common sense when dealing with pyrotechnics.
People like him are the reason these are banned in multiple states, mine included. It should remain legal and we should marginalize those that end up in accidents that were blatantly foolish.
>hey guise i'm gonna tape 100+ sparklers together and hold it while it goes off am i cool now?
No you're a fucking retard and deserve all the hell that comes your way. You have no respect for explosives and you suffer the consequences that follow.
>>79918568
Top left is after he listened to my new mix tape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRItYDKSqpQ
>>79918905
when i was a kid we would buy potassium nitrate from the store and make smoke bombs by mixing with sugar
>>79918601
if you had like six million of them maybe
not so rowdy now
>>79918945
never gets old
classic
>>79918942
Lol what kid didn't do retarded shit? Your a little faggot who stayed at home all day and never took risks for fear of being hurt of made fun of.
>>79918301
I remember breaking off the fuel on one of these sparklers and lighted it, I was blinded for a while just from the light and it looked like volcanic glass
>>79918601
Maybe kill a Vietnam vet from ptsd induced heart attack
>>79918110
Jesus we gotta cut science spending
>>79917991
This is fucking magical. Bravo Kangaroo!
>>79918804
Somebody shop this into a damaged Bill already
who on earth posted this picture to facebook? does anyone have a shred of decency
>>79918945
legitimately the funniest shit ive seen all week
>>79919002
This makes up for the vague anger I have that he has a GoFundMe
>Do something retarded and injure yourself
>Literally beg others to pay your medical bills
>>79919084
STRAYA CUNT
>>79917848
>>79918301
>I don't understand chemistry
My cousins and I have made some really dumb shit with fireworks, shit that has killed sizeable wildlife, but holy fuck making one of those without a long fuse is beyond retarded. That kid should have died from that and won a Darwin Award
>>79918945
>GET ZA WATER NIGGA IT GOIN DOWN
>>79918804
Reminds me of this music video
https://youtu.be/WM8bTdBs-cw
SPARKLER BOMB HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT TAKEN MY SPEECH
TAKEN MY HEARING
TAKEN MY ARMS
TAKEN MY LEGS
TAKEN MY SOUL
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELL
>>79917848
I think you have to be either extraordinarily unlucky or a special kind of stupid to hurt yourself with fireworks like that. After the blatant disregard for safety I saw last weekend while drunkenly setting fireworks off with mates, yet still no one got hurt.
How the hell do you lose a leg from a fucking sparkler?
This smells of false flag.
>>79919125
As long as it doesn't show a nipple
>>79919212
yes, its part of the liberal agenda to ban assault sparklers
>>79919212
he taped 200 of them together
>>79918974
Same here. We'd make gunpowder with potassium nitrate and sulphur from the pharmacy and ground up charcoal bbq briquettes.
>>79919125
they are using it to get $30,000
This happened like 30 minutes away from me in Minnesota.
>wtf is a sparkler bomb?
why should I give a fuck and demand that laws be drafted bc of some completely random but really horrific event happened to some idiot I do not know?
why is there nothing to discuss about the millions of us who successfully and safely had an awesome weekend playing with fireworks?
does that not give your empathy boner a twitch?
>>79919212
Magnesium Nitrate isn't dangerous in small amounts. However when you put a bunch of it together though... This happens
>>79919212
Are you visiting or are you American?
Have you never heard of a sparkler bomb?
It seems this dumbshit made one and held it in his hand.
>>79918110
>there are more people in 2009 than there were in 1999 but science is why people kill themselves
This kid is crippled for life and in great pain. And here /pol/ is making jokes about it. Why do you do this? This is one of the saddest thing i ever read and you jerks just ruined my day...
>when you fuck up your life
>>79917848
>ban 4th of july fun because some stupid kid blew himself up
The liberal agenda to remove all risk from society is why the west is such a beta shithole.
>millions of kids all through america can handle fireworks just fine
>one fucker decides to roleplay the islamic spring
>BAN ASSAULT FIREWORKS
I can already see the petitions.
>>79918714
>light the center sparkler and stand right next to it like a nigger
that's my best guess. I imagine he thought one sparkler just sparkles why wouldn't 200 just make a big sparkle?
$20 says he was posing for a snapchat/instagram photo when this happened
>>79919392
he did it to himself and it's not like we can undo it
>>79919392
Freedom aint free. The tree of liberty gotta be litterd with the blood of Patriots
SPARKLY BEEMS CAN'T MELT HUMAN TEENS
>didn't read the packaging
it could have been you
>>79918568
>Crocs
No suffering is enough.
holy shit dude. this sounds like something I would do. I didn't know fucking sparklers exploded when you put a bunch of them together. WTF someone should put a warning on them or something.
>>79919428
>$20 says he was posing for a snapchat/instagram photo when this happened
I would not take this bet.
I'd love to get the pictures though.
Remember to be safe! :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ_G2xvt6qk
>>79917991
kekekekkekek
>>79919428
No, his redneck mom even said he was making a sparkler bomb and used more sparklers than he usually did.
>>79919548
on the plus side he won't be needing them anymore
>>79918301
I never knew you could do this. And that's probably a good thing too, because I live in NC where these are legal, but all the good fireworks aren't. If I knew I could do this when I was a kid I probably would have.
>>79917848
I don't know how this happens. I was drunk as fuck on the Fourth and I was shooting motors all night without issue.
When I was 8 I watched my grandad almost blow his hand off when a roman candle exploded. After watching that I was never really interested in fireworks. I just dont see the appeal in doing them yourselves.
>>79917991
Riveting, very enthralling
Honestly, it felt like fucking Baghdad at my house yesterday. There's many Mexicans around here, and apparently they love pyrotechnics. The shit was getting out of hand. I wouldn't mind a serious crackdown on illegal fireworks.
>>79919630
Same here. We even got two toyota shitboxes and went jousting with them, using some big chunks of PVC for the lances.
You would think people would be careful around explosives and make sure to get the fuck away before they went off.
>>79919559
>This demonstrates how quickly a child's clothing can be ignited by a sparkler
>"Child" Stands completely motionless asa flame is held to their chest and burns a hole in them for over 10 seconds
lmao
>>79917848
I used to know a kid who made his own fireworks. He'd light a big homemade firework that was so loud it'd set off car alarms all throughout the neighborhood. Then the cops would show up. He's majoring in chemical engineering right now, so I guess he was one of the smart ones.
>>79918040
Better idea
We send every black in america a bunch of fireworks.
>>79917848
we should make fireworks illegal desu senpai
You feel it too don't you?
>>79917848
Darwinism at its finest. Just like cut for Bieber
>>79919813
BAN ASSAULT SPARKLERS
>>79919813
theyre illegal in city limits where i live to even have on you if you get caught you get a big fine
you have to set them all off outside city limits but people dont and cops always looking for them
>>79917848
its called a remote igniter and electric matches. dumb asses need to learn to buy and use them. the kid got what he deserved. Its about $60 worth of hardware no excuses not to use one.
>>79918568
>he lives life to the fullest, always trying to make others laugh.
I know exactly what she meant by this.
>Randy loved trying to look cool and make his friend laugh by being an obnoxious little jerk in public. His friends liked him when he was having no respect towards adults, acting like a spoiled little brat. He was cool and made his gang laugh!
I don't like little shits.
>>79917848
i think canadains shouldn't mess with things they know nothing about like freedom and fireworks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbzGGrHLUxw
>>79919934
no that's impossible. If they're illegal then there's no way they can get their hands on them. Stop telling lies to push your firework agenda.
>>79917975
>What about kids not playing with explosives?
This.
Also, what kind of a fucking fire cracker can blow a human's leg off??? That's more like a pipe bomb. And if that kid is playing with munitions like that, hey, what do you expect?
>>79918568
>wanted to be a mechanic
Well shit man.
>>79917848
Sounds like he did a bad job of insulating the firework. He probably either A) didn't bother to wrap the end of it or B) left significant gaps for sparks to fall into.
Fucking sucks though poor kid
Where can I get illegal fireworks, like the actual M-80 types that explode? I've been to some pretty backwood firework warehouses and all they have are the bitch-made sparkling ones. Asking for a friend
>>79919955
There's no fun in that, nigger
>>79920173
Indian reservations
>>79918301
What's the point of having this?
It just blows up like a grenade?
How is that entertaining?
>>79918568
Well he isn't so Rowdy anymore. Is he?
>>79920276
Loud noise and blowing shit up. We used to put them in the ground.
>>79920173
Arizona is where i get mine, im not sure where if your back east however.
>>79920276
its a passing of age thing
>>79918301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJEe8LFtD4o
HOLY FUCK
>>79920276
>It just blows up like a grenade?
>How is that entertaining?
man leaf never move down here you wouldn't fit in
>>79920029
i live in texas and all the cities get to set their own laws on them and in my city you cannot posses them in city limits
some other places even within 5000 feet of city limits
you are the shill friend
look up the laws
>>79918158
this is the dumbest shit i have read in a while.
Lets see how cool you feel when you set yourself on fire because you think the 4th of july is about being a retard and putting yourself in danger on purpose.
>>79919552
>>79919552
People don't read the warning plaques anyway. Remove the labels and let Darwin take out the trash in the gene pool.
>>79919746
Nigger you WHAT
>>79917848
Natural selection at its finest. It always sucks to be selected against.
>>79919746
wait
what
>>79917848
What the fuck kind of fireworks do you people have over there? I knew a guy in high school who blew up his hand, but they managed to put it back together at the hospital.
But what kind of fireworks blows off your legs?
>>79918804
someone should photoshop the landwhale fromn the Ghostbusters movie on this guy...
G E T O N I T
>>79920276
>how are explosions entertaining?
Do you leafs even think before shitposting or is it just second nature now?
>>79918568
>Rowdy
lets see how Rowdy he is after this.
>>79920213
I see you know what you are talking about.
Washington bro?
>>79920549
The kind where you tape 2000 of them together and set them all off at the same time, apparently.
>>79920384
it's impossible to own something that's illegal. quit blowing smoke.
>>79920373
you fucking shitposting leaf that wasn't even an explosion
this is a sparkler bomb you fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzHbm-pNKgc
>>79920549
>But what kind of fireworks blows off your legs?
This kind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJEe8LFtD4o
>>79920557
There releasing anger and autism from living in there new liberal paradise
>>79919349
That graph isn't supposed to make an argument against science, just an argument that correlation =/= causation.
>>79917848
why does he wear the mask?
>>79918568
Dudes name is literally Rowdy. Peer pressure must be a bitch when you're the Rowdster.
>cmon rowdy, do it. No? Well I guess you aren't really rowdy then.
>>79917848
How fucking hard is it to not hold an explosive while its lit?
>>79918945
holy shit my sides
>>79920670
>>79917848
JUST
>>79920635
lol calm down burger. anyway, my video was better. much more dramatic at night.
>>79920636
Wow, that's lame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzHbm-pNKgc
im surprised this nigger isn't dead
>>79920616
Used to be, lol. That's where my friends and I used to buy these little rubber triangles packed tight with gunpowder. The resulting explosion was bigger than a sparkler bomb. Iirc, we went to the res near Tacoma.
>>79917848
kinda reminds me of the mouthfedoras exploding in the faces too.
lol white ppl
>>79917848
Poor kid man right in the feels, for anyone calling him stupid this is something i would have done as well :(
>>79917848
>make bombs
>lose limbs
that will teach him how to play pretend that he's mohammed, keep that shit to sand people
I want more gore
>>79920120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg5zc9GsV6g
because of idiot kids like this its getting harder and harder to buy the good sparklers (the ones made w/ metal instead of wood). its basically a pipe bomb that is risk free to manufacture.
>>79917991
>1993 honda civic
classy m8
White People...
No wonder we Jews conquered your race so easily.
>>79917848
>1 post by this ID
>>79917991
The red from Canada's leaf migrated to Aussie stars. This is a shitpost on a level I've personally never seen.
>>79917991
>>79920455
>>79920533
Well, double dubs, so I guess I should explain.
Friend works down at the local marina, unlocked the gate for us on the 4th. A few of his coworkers showed up.
We found some long chunks of PVC and went at it with old shitbox cars and the two forklifts there in the empty gravel yard.
Here's a screencap of "Wizard Lizard" getting ready to kick "RAGNAR"'s ass on the smaller forklift.
>nobody posting that webm where some kid has a homemade firework explode on his hand and then he starts running screaming his guts out while his shredded hand is hangi g by the skin from his arm
someine must have it. its perfect for this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Gnl7MYcfM
Holy crap. Skip to 2:30 for the explosion.
Hope he sues
>>79920831
>I used to buy these little rubber triangles packed tight with gunpowder.
Oh shit, I know exactly what you mean. We destroyed a cast iron cooking pot with one of those.
I used to make homemade pyrotechnics from scratch.
It's only dangerous if you have less than two braincells to rub together.
>>79920975
I never seen this
>>79917848
JUST
>>79920842
>obligatory hiroshima
i mean lol though
>>79918944
Underrated as fuck
>>79920966
Well shit. Go hard or go home, I guess.
>>79920889
>metal instead of wood
What's the difference? The metal ones would always burn my hand because the handle would heat up as they burned
>>79920966
Wouldn't jousting with vehicles severely injure you when you collide?
>>79918601
no it wouldnt
>>79921084
ive seen it a couple of times on /gif/ and rekt threads. But its not common.
Shits hard to watch tho.
>those screams
>>79917848
Someone's we should let Darwinism do it's work... case in point: http://news.sky.com/story/1514009/man-dies-after-lighting-firework-on-his-head
However, there are many, many non-obvious ways to injure or kill yourself. Anybody who has seen rekt threads on /b/ knows this. I think kids should be put through some pretty intense general safety classes. They don't necessarily need to be traumatised with gore, but we shouldn't sugar-coat it.
These ads kept me away from electricity pylons as a kid, but I still played on train tracks dodging trains.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjgeUiNwtEU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kixDC1aEvjU
>>79921080
What did you use?
A """friend""" used to make some AP, but one time that """friend""" miscalculated the purity of the hydrogen peroxide and accidentally made 1/4 pound. Pants-shitting experience until we disposed of it all.
>>79920630
its illegal in city limits and they sell them outside city limits certain days a year
retarded faggot
>>79917991
next level shitposting
>>79918745
>Four foot hole in the ground
Fuck that is a serious bomb
>>79921109
Japan has the right to laugh at us here. They make the best pyrotechnics, no question.
Here's a 48"(4 feet in diameter) shell in Japan-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4k3bX0ydJg
>>79921201
It was more aiming for a piece of the vehicle/trying to disrupt the operator than trying to hit each other, especially with our shitboxes since I brought an 80s turbo shitbox.
Good drunken fun anyhow.
>>79920975
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d58_1333491161
with sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgTBhISVP9E#t=78
>amsterdam
>all muslims
seems right
>Rowdy’s bomb included many more sparklers than he normally uses, and the device exploded right when he bent down to try to light the wick he made, she told KHOU.
>>79921201
you can't make a sparkler bomb out of the ones on the right. you need the classic style.
source: have tried.
according to his aunt, "rowdy wanted to make the boom, and the boom got him."
truer, lulzier words have never been spoken.
>>79921418
Never hold it in your fucking hand. Especially home made shit.
>>79921418
oh that one
not that gross desu
>>79921315
Take your pick-
http://www.skylighter.com/mall/chemicals.asp
>>79921372
you act like a weab. oh, sorry senpai this is rost artfu, passed on to generation likea samurai swordu
here's a mushroom cloud in the shape of my penis
>>79921418
Someone give that man a hand
>>79917991
Seriously now, do Australians have a mandatory shitposting class they must attend in grade school?
>>79919052
>being this delusional
Nope, just raised to be responsible with explosives. Last year I spent $2,000 on mortars and cakes and had to set up 3 firing stations so we could keep them going. Show lasted about an hour and a half. Each person assigned knew that fireworks aren't fucking toys and as they lit them they fucking moved back like you're supposed to. I've done stupid shit before, but nothing involving explosives and guns.
>implying doing stupid shit absolves you of being irresponsible and putting others in danger
Next you're going to tell me that Hillary should be President despite the 'stupid shit' she did.
Go light a mortar and stare down the tube while it's lit and try to catch it with your teeth. The world would appreciate it.
>>79921510
>Never hold it in your fucking hand. Especially home made shit.
This. Even with professionally made fireworks.
6 years ago I took a broken airsoft version of a .50 barrett and added a tube for the common small firework mortars where the barrel would go.
Worked fine the first few shots, then I tried to shoot one and the lift charge didn't go off, I had it shouldered and just held on after I realized since my friends were around.
Blew the spotwelds off the gun, gave me a few cuts on my face. The guy standing behind me got the worst of it, the butt blew off and I moved at the last second, it went backwards and hit him in the knee, giving him a fuckhuge bloody bruise.
And you gentiles wonder why we Jews out performed you in every academic field their is?
>>79918568
>rowdy
Named after a dog
>>79917848
Let ADULTS set off fireworks. 18 and over.
Kids obviously lack common sense.
>>79921555
>skylighter
That brings back some memories! You didn't happen to frequent &TOTSE back in the day, did you?
>>79918527
The middle one is sticking out a bit if you see, the sparks that fly off on a sparkler lose their heat rapidly enough they won't set it off. The retard was holding the thing thinking it would be a huge ass sparkler not a firework you light and move away from.
One of my friends lives in a cul de sac where it's still legal to shoot fireworks and invited me. Was like a little block party all just shooting off in the middle. Some fucking niglet stole a mortar and lit it without a tube so it exploded on the ground. No injuries except ringing ears.
>>79918745
4 foot hole? That probably means he stripped the material off of sparklers and put it in a sealed container.
>>79921785
i remember totse but i was there in the late 90s only i never posted but lurked
>>79917848
How about not restricting an entire population for a really small number of fucking retarded mongoloids who lose limbs/eyes/fingers for their own stupidity and handling of explosives without any fucking common sense?
>>79920667
Perhaps he's wondering why would a man hold a bomb in his hand before it exploding.
>>79921785
No, I didn't. It was a funny site to be sure though.
I miss it.
rec.pyro was my haunt until the trolls and spambots finally killed it.
>>79921201
>burn my hand
Just put a glove on then, that's what is told over here
>>79918601
I forgot these existed. Can you even buy them any more?
>>79917848
Ban assault sparklers.
>>79922006
fuck yes, you imply they can't be bought in uk?
we need to pass background check and fill out a 514 B and submit blood sample
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=336_1278350232
>>79918601
>would it kill someone
Nah. Make your own silver fulminate instead. Fun for the whole family!
If I light that up, will I die?
>>79917848
Nice source you stupid faggot. Do your job OP.
>Post quick summary of the story
>Post the link
>Optional: post the entire story or a screencap
>>79922195
thermite and garage napalm were what we fucked with as kids. sparkler bombs weren't a widely known thing until earlier 2000's. potato guns too, always fun. shotguns and aerosols
>>79917848
what kind of fireworks can blow off your leg
like nigga that's dynamite
>>79919194
lel
>>79921992
Oven mitts you faggot
>>79922236
No way. Those are standard-issue suppositories used by US federal agents.
>>79921902
>handling of explosives without any fucking common sense?
If they had common sense, they wouldn't have handled them in the first place.
>>79919052
>Lol what kid didn't do retarded shit?
most kids dont hold lit explosives in their hands. Darwinism at work. i hope the blast took his nuts so he cant have kids
>>79922236
Should be safe enough distance
>>79921936
Sounds about right for most sites. I do miss rogue science, though most hobbyists stopped for fear of not wanting to be mistaken for allahu akbar
>>79921880
I really miss the temple, it was going down hill towards the end. We used to have raids and counter raids with /b/ all the time.
>>79917848
what kind of firework make you lose your leg?
HAnd grenates are fireworks in usa?
>>79922412
Absolute madman.
>>79919194
nice
>>79920915
You know why every house in America has an oven right?