>be me
>at gas station picking up smokes and gatorade
>walking out the door
>black man approaches me
Hey homie! Is that your car?
>get scared
>around blacks never relax
>y-yeah...
>shit im getting jacked
You like Metal Gear?
>yeah
That's a cool sticker (referring to the Foxhound sticker on my car)
>wew it's one of the good ones
>talk about metal gear for a few minutes
>fist bump my new chocolate friend and leave
Any of you guys have similar situations happen recently?
>>79906457
Cool black people are pretty down to Earth and laid back
The internet amplifies stupid hood shit like it amplifies the opinions of whiny developed world SJWs that deserve little to no attention outside of keks
I live in a historically black neighborhood, they don't give me trouble because I'm not a hippie faggot tryna gentrify their neighborhood.
I even got invited to the block party yesterday, and didn't get shot at. BBQ everything.
Shit was SO cash.
Some black person complimented my shirt and asked where I bought it.
I felt extremely uncomfortable and just walked away.
>>79906457
Not many in my area in Texas. Most hate the hip hop culture and tend to act either white or hispanic.
>>79906457
theyre really not that bad where im from its the spics you gotta worry about here
>>79906457
Nope, all the niggers I meet are usually wannabe thugs trying to act like they are a crypt/blood
Pic related is my what my sticker looks like. So far black bro has been the only one to complement me on it.
>>79907309
>crypt
Ive honestly never had a problem with the black people around me more than any other race. But I live in Florida, where people still hold the door for one another, so maybe its different in big cities.
>>79907983
I live in the North and I recently had this weird experience where this older black guy treated me like I was his slave master.
That kind of hierarchy is healthy. We probably both walked away from that interaction happy.
>>79906457
A black guy recently started working at a pizza place near me. I thought he was somalian at first.
Turns out he's from Chicago and moved to Finland because he cant stand other black people.
>mfw
>>79908086
Indulge us with more specific details bto
>>79908408
I accidentally cut in front of him in line and apologized and he said "no, I insist you go ahead of me". I tried to get him to stop but he wouldn't allow me to enter the line behind him.
I'm thinking blacks just don't know what to do when they meet young people who aren't just bix nooding.
>>79906457
When that shit happens I start backing up against a wall or looking behind me, because that's how they trick you so someone sucker punches you from the back.
It's better to just never stop walking though so they don't get a chance to set up.
>be me in highschool
>play football
>senior year
>team up with fellow upper-classmen nigs to literally beat the lower classmen nigs and yell racial slurs while making them pic cotton
Feels good living in Alabama mane
>>79906457
>picking up smokes
When did you realize you are gay?
>>79908835
as if the GAYtorAIDS wasn't a big pink flag...
>>79906457
>11th grade home econ
>only guy in the class
>kind of frail and nerdy
>sitting behind two ghetto black girls
>they turn around and ask my name
>tell them
>"Waddup anon, yo we be doin' group shit you be with us"
>"O-okay.. heh.."
>they're ghetto and loud but extremely friendly
>become best friends with them
>fast forward four years
>they're both in med school
>still hit me up sometimes to chat
also
>be really young
>single mom is dating a nig named Rio
>he's a firefighter
>always hung out with me on his days off
>sometimes brought me on ride-alongs
>one day get curious about race
>ask him what color his kids will be
>he says purple
>>79906457
>Any of you guys have similar situations happen recently?
You mean situations that you thought up and never really happened?
FU JIDF.
Had a brotha spot me on the bench press a few weeks back. He was the only one in my gym at that hour (weekday, 10am) who I felt was strong enough.
He did a good job.
>295 lbs for three. yeah budddddddy.
>in tokyo
>wasted
>see a black guy with "Les enfants terribles" on his shirt
>figure he's a weeb
>give him the ocelot pose
>he gives me a confused look
>turns around
>turns out supreme used it on a shirt randomly
FUCK
>>79909249
>goes to a foreign country and gets wasted in public
Keep up the good work, fellow ambassador of the West.
Remember we don't hate black people here, we hate niggers. It's an important distinction to make.
>>79907030
>wigger found
>>79909347
I got so fucked up I puked on the train and a beautiful japanese woman started flirting with me in engrish. "where aa yoo frumm?" "bery handsome eeeh?"
Of course I had to get off at the next stop (thanks last train.) so all she could do is sit in my vomit stink.
Thanks Japan. Sorry, Japan.
>>79906457
>>79906724
Nah. for every run in like that you have 15 more asking to hold a dollar, or some random amount of money, like 78 cents. Or, "My car broke down, can you fill up my gas can please?"
Niggers are niggers anon.
>>79906457
Not really. We incarcerate whatever tenth of a percent nigger population we have once they reach 18 here in Iowa. And the young ones are just practicing chimps. I've never met a black man...not one...in this state that did not fit some negative stereotype. Not one
>>79909537
>race mixing
>public drunkenness
Day of the rope can't come soon enough.
>>79906457
Not in a long time, OP.
Last decent interactions I had with blacks was through skateboarding, and as we know, if a black kid picks up a skateboard instead of a gun, he's not the normal sort.
>>79909537
Dude she was going to kill you...
>>79909643
I feel you son. I was definitely the whittu piggu that day.
>>79908408
god he's SO FUCKING CUTE
I want to crawl under the covers and get /comfy/ with him so bad ;___:
>>79908802
That's what I was thinking at first. I thought I was one sucker punch and WORLDSTAR!!! shout away from getting knocked out having my car stolen. Turns out he was just a pretty cool dude.
>visit friend security guard at his post
>has this older black guy who takes over his shift
>ohnoanothernigger.panicked
>dude is really well spoken and polite
>proceeds to spend 25 minutes until shift change telling us the most hilarious stories ever, most descriptive and observant humor in story telling I've ever heard
>now I try and go over to friends post weekly just to listen to this black man tell anecdotal tales of his life before the shift change
Dude makes me nearly piss myself every time.
Metal... Gear?
>>79909754
Kek, ease off the 4chan man
>>79909754
>friend wants me to wingman for him at bars
>spend the entire night watching a group of dudes sperg out and not get lucky
>unknown negro of the group has a girl already and was doing the same thing I was
>talk eventually leads to Brexit being brought up
>"man they are just racists"
>calming but firmly reassure the actuality of the situation and its global effect
>give him a fair point that some may have voted just because they are anti-immigration and know nothing else
>we're in Arizona
>can you really say you wouldn't do the same?
>redpilled him a little that night
>he asks my friend why I don't hang out with the group more often
>"this the realist nigga I've ever met, you guys never get laid but I always meat cool people when I go out with you guys"
>>79910040
>meat
I hate my phone
>>79909705
The only thing you'll be feeling post-ethnostate is the physical toll of back breaking hard labor in a work camp.
>>79906457
right so check this out
right now, sitting in a car, probably stuck in a bit of traffic, you know big city living and all that
He has just finished work at a office or warehouse or supermarket it dont really make much fucking difference just trading time for money
On his way out of work he says goodbye to sara working at the front desk (a spicy little number)
he jokingly asks if shes got any plans for the weekend "oh not much just hang with the boyfriend i guess"
A slight chuckle is all he can mange as he turns to the exit , a rage so pure and intense like gouts of flame spike into his soul all he can think about as he walks to his car is violently beating and raping the stupid whore sara fucking dumb bitch ill fuck life out of her he thinks has he brings his 1993 honda civic to life
he is on his way home now where soon he will lock all the doors, close all the blinds then put on his $10,000 usd pink and blue wolf furrie costume
and spend the rest of the night shoving bigger and more complex looking dildos up his arse, stretching out his urethra with a ballpoint pen and masterbating to child porn all live on webcam
this is the real world, people like that exist and worse they vote for hillary
all interpretation is lost just under the surface, can you tell the difference between a smile and a crocodile? are you sure? am not.
this is the real world, a world of illusions
not sure where you live, but that sounds sketchy
I wouldn't trust any stranger that just came up to me like that all friendly with such a random compliment especially at a gas station
>>79908592
Where in the North? He's honestly probably just the kind of old person that was raised with and treats people with manners. I live in Wisconsin and about 99% of the old people are like that.
>>79907030
"Shit was so cash"
....holy fuck
>>79910370
NC, but in a very liberal part, we just had a BLM chimpout this morning downtown over a dindu getting killed by a cop after pulling an AR-15 on the officer.
>>79906457
>fist bump my new chocolate friend
>>79906457
>one of the good ones
>>79906724
>Cool black people
>>79907030
>Shit was SO cash.
>>79907118
>black person complimented my shirt
>>79907244
>theyre really not that bad
>>79907384
>black bro
>>79909021
>best friends with them
>>79909021
>mom is dating a nig named Rio
>>79909140
>Had a brotha spot me on the bench press
>>79909354
>we don't hate black people here, we hate niggers
>>79909874
>I try and go over to friends post weekly just to listen to this black man tell anecdotal tales of his life
>>79910040
>this the realist nigga I've ever met
ITT: it's a curious sociological phenomenon to watch the white 'anti-white' males come here and try to out cuckold one another with their tales of concession and impending subservient roles.
>leaving school one day
>no real plans to do shit, was just gonna go home and sleep
>black friend comes speeding into the school parking lot, rolls down his window and yells at me
>ANON, GET IN THE CAR NIGGA WE GETTIN PANCAKES
>turned out it was free pancake day that day, got some free flapjacks at some IHOP in the hood
thanks for the pancakes, black jesus
>be chink
>go to UK
>see nigger reading news in a cafe
>walk past him
>say TAKBIR
>he stood up and screams Allahu akbar!
>everyone looking at him
>he takes his stuff and leave
>fucking mudslime niggers
>>79906457
my neighbor has a black friend that occasionally stays over. He's cool as fuck with me. We shoot the shit every time we can about fishing and whatnot. Others get invited to parties there, and those are the ones I avoid.
Also, ITT is some false flagging jews trying divide and conquer tactics
>be literally no one else except myself
>live in city
>probable section 8 housing development next door
>black guys always hanging about on the stoop not doing much
>one day walking to my car I pass one of them
>he walks up to me and asks if I know where a mailbox is
>"nah man, I haven't found any nearby either! the closest one I know is on X st. and Y ave."
>"dang man that's a long walk and I gotta mail these letters..."
>"yeah it kinda suck"
>"alright well thanks anyway brotha"
>"no problem"
the end
>>79913385
This cool black guy comes over to my house every once in awhile when my dad is at work. He's really cool. He's my mom's friend and stays over sometimes. My dad doesn't seem to mind and even moves out to our shed which he retrofitted with high tech gaming stuff when awesome black dude stays over.
