Who do you vote for?
And actually think about it for a few seconds please.
FEEL
>>79901481
Neither
>>79901481
Jeb! of course. The lesser of two cucks.
I feel like Jeb would be the more memeworthy one.
I'm sure Kek wouldve made him something special.
>>79901481
Y...you mean I would actually get to live in a world where Jeb could be the nominee?
YEB!
I miss Yeb.
>>79901481
Neither one
it's gotta be bernie and i'll tell you why
i don't always agree with ted or rubio but this is so true
i say it every day every night every afternoon
jeb is a mess.
>>79901481
In that alternate universe I'd probably actually kill myself when someone on 4chan tells me to.
who would be the gary johnson in this universe?
Jeb. I wanted him to win from the beginning but in my heart I knew he couldn't.
>>79901481
Gary Johnson
>>79901481
so bernie is the republican nominee?
>>79901481
>jebposting
sorry dude
Please clap is still my favorite thing from this whole election cycle. Fucking hilarious.
>>79901481
Those fucking debates alone would be hillarious
>>79901481
jeb for sure
>>79901481
Bernie because it would be funny and I have no faith in Yeb!
>>79901784
John McAfee
>>79901836
Bernie Democrat. Jeb Republicuck.
Can't vote neither or Gary DUDE WEED Johnson
>>79901481
Bernie probably.
I'd honestly probably vote for Bernie Sanders if had the balls to stick to his anti-globalist position instead of pandering to progressives.
>>79901481
Bernie cause he's the third most memetic candidate, besides Donald Trump and Rand Paul
>>79901481
bernie.
the last thing I want is another bush DUMBER than george w bush.
>>79902015
Id move to America just to vote for McAfee
>you will never gently caress Jeb
>you will never whisper in his ear that he's still your nominee
>you will never reassure him that he's a viable candidate for office
>>79901481
THE BERN
>>79902050
He seems to have agreed with Brexit and didn't cave in on that.
>>79902050
3 days of something like the EU calling you a racist and he'd fold.
Remember who we're talking about.
the man, not the Reddit legend.
>>79901481
>tfw 4 years of autistic mumbling
>tfw 4 years of Jeb posting
Almost as good as trump
Well I originally voted for jeb because he was the most qualified and would fix this nation. Thanks for handing the white house to Clinton you fucking assholes.
>>79902145
Probably because he can't win the presidency anymore so he can go back to his original socialist positions.
As a National Socialist, I have a lot in common with Bernie, except I want to kill all of the Jews.
>>79901481
Jeb, that goofy fucker has made me laugh so many times.
No just kidding, his wife would steal stuff from the White House.
>>79902236
and I mean a situation like the EU and UK, not that there is any EU equivalent.
>>79901481
Bernie. Borders gaping open either way
Man I really dislike bernies policies and think jeb has some good points but...
Jeb is a mess
Is this serious? Jeb is obviously better than that fucking socialist. Jeb is an autist and probably should never have run for office, but I think he actually wouldn't be a disaster in the whitehouse with the right staff.
>>79902285
First mixed race couple in the wh (although she likely cucked him- Those are not his kids.)
jesus christ both choices are so cucked
>>79901481
Jeb. If socialism wins in the US, I'll move out the country
>>79901481
Bernie has been fighting the fed for years but gets pushed over by BLM. Jeb tries to come across tough but it ends up looking sad and he gets his mum to back him up.
That's a hard one
Real talk here: Jeb was one of the only Republicans who werent absolutely nuts this election. Him and Carson were the only non-ballistic one.
Jeb would've actually been an OK president, but he was screwed by God Emperor and his last name.
>>79902480
Socialism is the correct political position.
>>79902480
I'm with you obviously, but yeah it's serious. I don't think everoyne on /pol/ would agree with us whatsoever.
>>79901481
I'll take another Bush over a bolshevik Jew any day.
Definitely Yeb!
His presidency would be hilarious, Ford would be replaced as bumbling oaf in chief, somehow we would end up with a first lady more_ dreadful looking than Michael Obama, drug addiction daughter... the list goes on.
>>79902244
>Jeb
>qualified as anything other than a Guac vendor
Bernie
>>79902699
anything other than a guac taster, you mean
how many bowls did he even sell?
Jeb.. pic related.
RUNNIN ON HIGH ENERGY!
Jeb.
Bernie got literally cucked by Hillary and he hardly tried to win. Jeb was a sperg but he is more "Alpha" in comparison, he tried. Plus Jeb isn’t a filthy socialist.
In this universe the only reason Bernie won was because his polls weren’t rigged or Hillary got arrested, no other way around it. Even if Bernie managed to grow some balls in such universe he remains a filthy socialist.
>>79902768
Probably very little. He priced them at like $30 a bowl.
>>79901481
You guys know that Sanders is still running right?
>>79903020
i think it was a bit higher like 70 shekels
This is just as terrible as the 2008 election. Of course the commy will win.. =/
![landscape-1438787556-jebbushguacamolebowl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kgR6BwT.jpg "landscape-1438787556-jebbushguacamolebowl[1].jpg")
>>79903020
>He priced them at like $30 a bowl.
The saddest part is that as shitty as the bowl was at least you got something in return whereas anybody donating to Bernie got back stabbed.
>>79902988
>Mexico
Nice try, spic. I won't fall for your tricks.
>>79903121
he doesnt really have a chance to win against trump and hillary imo
>>79901481
I never vote low energy. They don't have what it takes to make it through a crisis.
>>79903294
Of course, but he would take votes from the leftwinged crazies, giving a better chance to Trump.
Go ahead imo.
>>79902699
He was an amazing governor. And way more qualified than anyone else running, he could have beaten Hillary. Trump will not be able to, he is too divisive and you asshats had to ruin it for us. God help us all if Hillary gets elected, I'm voting for Trump but fucking dammit I'm mad as hell. We must stop her she will end the nation
>>79903121
Hillary getting indicted was his last chance at getting the nomination.
>>79903121
Is there any point right now?
>>79903294
He beats Trump in the polls every time and all the younger voters would vote for him. It's how Obama pretty much won the first time. After today I think a lot of left will probably leave Hillary.
>>79903409
Yeah. I love the way he laughed about cutting benefits for the elderly and pretends to talk to a sword of Chang. That 2% er could have made it to the White House! Slow Y steady.
>>79901481
!Jeb simply for the fact that I think he's a decent person and not nearly the Globalist his disgusting family is. I could see him as a Christie type but he'd still be fucking awful on immigration (not that it can get worse)
There's no reason, ever, to vote for a literal Kike Marxist who is explicitly anti-white.
>>79903724
Oh get over yourself, benefits needed to be cut because we are on a bubble right now and spending is out of control and not cutting will result in a pop of the system. The government shouldn't even give hand outs let the free market run its course.
>>79903401
youre a desperate shill for trying to imply im voting for sanders
>>79902490
>First mixed race couple
Jefferson had sex and children with a slave, but that probably doesn't count.
>>79904086
Yeb, if you didn't hate the elderly so much maybe they would clap for you.
>>79901481
It really wouldn't matter for me at that point.
Probably Bernie so he can just fuck everything up.
>>79904003
Sanders actually used to be pro-border control and supports Brexit. He's just weak and caves in easily.
Jeb. And I have a feeling it would be a blowout.
>>79904324
Fuck off people clapped for m- him many times.
>>79901481
same persons, sanders is just more direct in the goal of communism.
fucking stupid socialists.
>>79903469
Honestly Sanders is slowly turning delegates to his side and has even unintentionally started a political group of socialist. If he doesn't get the nomination. He can run as a green party.
>>79904643
i've got to ask
why do you like sanders so much anyway? he's literally a politician like countless others and hasn't said or promised anything he can feasibly deliver on and is a shameless populist to the same extent as if not worse than trump
literally nobody has ever explained to be why it's okay do shit yourself violently over the kind of person sanders insists he is
>>79904140
was it a couple? if not, then no it doesn't.
>>79901481
Neither.
>>79905031
its literally a meme
everything they like about him is imaginary and they have a little template of an innocent looking old man to project everything they want onto
It's actually really embarrassing. Im not saying there isnt some legitimate way that you could support this man on some combination of political points, but the specific PRESIDENTIAL election movement that has sprung up around him which is embarrassing. and not based anywhere near reality.
>there's an alternate universe out there where my Jeb surge shitposts are reality
SLOW
AND
STEADY
>>79901481
>In an alternate universe, THESE were your 2000 nominees.
It would have been a far better world.
That settles it is am now a #Jeb!head
>>79901481
Jeb
Gary Johnson.
>>79901481
It'd be the first time I failed to vote since 1992 if those were the choices, OP. Never would I waste my time going to the polls for either one.
What are Bernie's positions on foreign policy?
If he isn't as much of a warmonger as Jeb! i don't mind seeing amerilards crumble under communism as long as they stop bothering the rest of the world.
>>79901481
Bernie. Jeb represents the boiling frog, Bernie is so far left that a right-wing uprising is the inevitable fallout
>>79909103
American military intervention is a non-factor. We could straight up kill everyone in the middle east and nothing relevant to any of us would be affected. American intellectual imperialism has already rooted itself firmly in the international community, and has caused far more damage.
>>79909479
>nothing relevant to any of us would be affected.
What about the refugee crisis then? The tensions with Russia because of Syria/Ukraine? Islamic terrorism?
>>79901481
Sandies
Fuck political dynasties
>>79901481
Turtle man
The Bushes Dindu nuffin
Jeb he's pro 2A
>>79909740
The 'refugee crisis' is an invention of the left. The real crisis is that non-whites can't create stable countries and whites can be guilted into accepting tons of refugees who will naturally gravitate towards superior white societies.
>The tensions with Russia because of Syria/Ukraine
Non-factor to pretty much everything. Russia is terrible. Even my ideal white supremacist state would probably be aligned against Russia.
>Islamic terrorism
Non-whites are always going to chimp. What we need to do is take the hard line on them and fucking eradicate them until they've been evolved out of existence by active Darwinism.
>>79909291
a barely right wing candidate would seem far right after 8 years of a communist though.
Trump doesn't talk that much differently from Bill Clinton campaigning in the 90s did from what I can see, but he seems far right after Obama
the spectrum is actually pretty wide it seems and there's tons of damage that can still be done in all sorts of directions. consider that before you say, well there's always le pendulum
le pendulum far right extremist /pol/ is... we'd have all been voting dem a couple decades ago probably.
>>79901481
I do a 360 and walk out of the voting booth.
I'm not sure I can back Bernie 'I won't attack her, then I'll back her'' Sanders and his legion of moronic college age communist cuck faggot followers.
Even if Jeb swore to be twice as bad as George and usher in a new age of globalism.
>>79901481
In an alternate universe the CIA finds out Jeb has a private server that turns out to be full of turtle pictures.
>>79909935
Do you really believe what you're writing?
Even if you do, do you think the approach you take would take you anywhere?
>>79910386
>Do you really believe what you're writing?
In what sense?
I think the majority of what I'm proposing is tenable and consistent with an alt-right analysis of politics.
>Even if you do, do you think the approach you take would take you anywhere?
I don't think you understand my approach, and I do think the alt right is gaining political traction, reflected in our burgeoning membership.
>>79901481
A Jeb presidency would've been so comfy
>>79901481
What's wrong with Jeb?
He looks half retarded
>>79910665
Super comfy. His low energy would have chilled the whole nation out after 8 years of Obama race baiting.
>YFW he would have saved this country from itself.
>>79901885
>>79910545
>In what sense?
Well, blaming the leff for the refugee crisis is reasonable but all the ammunition they used for the guilt trip shenanigans came from your military fuck ups
Aligning yourself against Russia (or any country for that matter) is just stupid, and shows you don't know shit about foreign policy.
The "fucking eradicate them until they've been evolved out of existence by active Darwinism" is just senseless edgyness.
>>79911065
:'(
>>79911105
>Well, blaming the leff for the refugee crisis is reasonable
I don't see how it would be unreasonable. There is no 'crisis' if you reject the free movement of peoples into your borders. If illegal immigration was treated as a severe infraction, there would be a lot less of it. I'm talking serious consequences for illegally immigrating as a deterrent.
>all the ammunition they used for the guilt trip shenanigans came from your military fuck ups
Our enemies are always going to use our fuck ups as an excuse to cement their positions. Not just our political enemies, but our geopolitical enemies as well. It's just the nature of the game. The thing is, you don't actually know what is going to be a fuck up until you have the benefit of hindsight. Our leaders (with access to sensitive intelligence) decided their actions were necessary to firming up the position of the US abroad. We probably have very sensitive assets all over and interests all across the world, and basically anything we can get away with is what goes to our leaders. I'm somewhat okay with this, assuming my interests and the interests of the country are at least somewhat coherent.
>Aligning yourself against Russia (or any country for that matter) is just stupid, and shows you don't know shit about foreign policy.
How so? The Russians are a dangerous geopolitical foe of the West. This won't change even if we were to become more right-wing. In fact, I'd like to take a harder stance on them and possibly damage them to the point of further balkanization, and possibly repartition into an EU-like entity. This is just my alt-right fap dream, but that's how I view geopolitics.
>The "fucking eradicate them until they've been evolved out of existence by active Darwinism" is just senseless edgyness.
It's the same principle you take when you cull dangerous animals. We already have the blueprint for destroying people who are violent, we apply the same principle to terror.
>>79901481
No question. Jeb.
Bernie and his obese-black-women-with-clipboards DMV vision of the world can take a fucking hike to Pyongyang.
>>79901527
JEB'S COCK
>>79901481
Johnson
>>79911491
>There is no 'crisis' if you reject the free movement of peoples into your borders
And what was the cause of that horde coming into Europe in the first place, and the people allowing it to happen?
>We probably have very sensitive assets
>we
>I'd like to take a harder stance on them and possibly damage them to the point of further balkanization, and possibly repartition into an EU-like entity.
Yep, you are definitely the amerifat asshole the world doesn't want in charge.
I think you are looking too much into keeping the USA always on top on any kind of geopolitical dickwaving, and for that purpose won't have a problem shitting up the world and probably your own people too. I guess you guys really like to jerk off at the idea of power.
Jeb by far. Sanders has the SJW support and I live for their butthurt.
>>79901481
Voting for Guac.
>>79912165
>And what was the cause of that horde coming into Europe in the first place, and the people allowing it to happen?
The answer to your first part is "the Western world creates more desirable countries to live in with robust welfare apparatuses because we are racially superior to the majority of humans, and those who are our racial equals will create fine countries of their own and not represent any significant chunk of diaspora".
The answer to the second part is "jewish intellectual domination creating damaging moral postulates and gaslighting our populations with pseudoscience". Other factors exist as well - it's not all just jews - but this I view as the most significant part of the intellectual tradition that permits mass migration.
>Yep, you are definitely the amerifat asshole the world doesn't want in charge.
Of course you don't want me exercising my interests. That's always the point, you see. Groups have competing interests. You want your interests to succeed. My interests are not yours. This is especially true if we are racially incoherent.
>I think you are looking too much into keeping the USA always on top on any kind of geopolitical dickwaving, and for that purpose won't have a problem shitting up the world and probably your own people too. I guess you guys really like to jerk off at the idea of power.
I actually dislike the US strongly because I'm a white supremacist (using that term comically, obviously), but I don't mind the idea of exercising your power to enhance your interests.
I'm actually far more pragmatic than you, but you're caricaturing me as a jingoist for your own sanity.
>>79901666
underrated kek digits
unironic meme god worship undergoing
>>79902037
Gary THATS RACIST Johnson
>>79911065
That was a good rendition of the book. I wounder why it's not more popular.
I'd vote Bernie so that we wouldn't have another democrat in office for decades after his failed presidency.
>>79902539
>Ben Carson
>Not Crazy
>>79901666
Oh unholy trinity of kek bless me with your will
>>79901481
I'd rather YEB! than a dusty old commie.
In another alternate universe, it was Bernie vs. Rand
Maybe that's our long lost Berenstein universe...
>>79912508
>you're caricaturing me as a jingoist for your own sanity.
It's kind of a mixed feeling, really. One would think that as "papa america" you and your country should still be accountable and hold a certain responsibility over global issues if you get involved in geopolitical struggles and interventionism, just so that you don't shit everything and then come with a grin saying "But we won and that's all that matters". But at the end of the day, your state and your country should only work to the interests of your people, even if that means shitting on everyone else.
The core issue would be whether your government is working for your people or for the elite's own interests (and right now it seems to be the latter, which makes all the fuck ups and suffering you've caused others look meaningless).
I think we can agree that you're not necessarily wrong in principle, but you're a damn asshole, and i hate you for it because you're fucking everyone else for your own interests.
What we need is a true counterbalance to you, some other superpower to emerge and be able to kick your fat ass out of the throne. A multipolar world would be everyone's dream (except yours).
>>79913689
>your state and your country should only work to the interests of your people, even if that means shitting on everyone else
Playing to the sympathies of foreigners is also part of that equation. In this sense your reign is democratic, because it is reliant on foreign support to some degree. You might be economically resistant to foreign influence (most countries don't fuck with each other economically because of the global economic interconnectedness, this applies to large economies more than small economies), but your population might be culturally amenable to public perception. For example, Japanese are highly concerned with international perception of their behavior, and are thus, to some degree, beholden by this to international interests.
However, when to exercise your interests is to cost you very little (either because you can justify your interests convincingly, or you've determined most people simply don't care), the course is action is fairly obvious. The US saw an opening created by 9/11 to shore up their interests, and took it. Maybe it backfired, but that's bound to happen, it doesn't change the projection, which probably included some degree of uncertainty.
Hate us, hate all of us, but become stronger in realizing that this world is just a mess of competing interests, and certain groups are so permanently riven that their interests will never be unified. For example, different racial groups, and even cultural groups with deep historic wounds.
>What we need is a true counterbalance to you, some other superpower to emerge and be able to kick your fat ass out of the throne. A multipolar world would be everyone's dream (except yours).
I disagree. I think Chinese influence would be damaging, largely because they don't have the same philosophical 'settings' we do when we run our actions through our reason. No one is a true pragmatist, we have ideals as well, and I think Chinese are more pragmatic and less idealistic.
>>79914139
>but become stronger in realizing that this world is just a mess of competing interests
This only makes me wish more for the end of your hegemony. If your country has all the power then there's no game, if you say "jump" we just ask "how high?".
>I think Chinese influence would be damaging
True, perhaps they would exploit everyone in an even worse way. But i didn't necessarilly meant the chinese. Thinking that anyone in the near future other than them could come even close to beating you is kind of silly, but i guess a man can dream.
Is this what it feels to talk with a rival that you can't disagree with but also can't bring yourself to agree? It feels like when you watch anti-russian propaganda, and even though you know it's designed to portray Russia and Putin in a negative light and thus is "evil" "dishonest" "malevolent", you can't bring yourself to reject it because it fulfills its purpose of protecting US's geopolitical interests.
The one who is not literally a socialist and the one who understand what a president does.
>>79902539
>Ben Carson
>Not Crazy
>>79915123
The ultimate ideal is the complete atomization of these superstates, but the problem with that is that it is inherently contrary to game theory.
A superstate concentrates wealth and power as such to give the collective absolute control over their adversaries. Thus it becomes an arms race to create bigger states, bigger alliances to offset competing interests. This was the basic blueprint for the EU, which I would have supported if they were also white supremacists and not complete globalist cucks.
Idealistically, I agree with the idea that our individual interests would be better represented if the entire world were balkanized, but realistically, the only blueprint for our species is the arms race that we've seen gradually unfold.
>Is this what it feels to talk with a rival that you can't disagree with but also can't bring yourself to agree?
This is what it feels like to be on the alt-right. I view all enemy actions as legitimate. Of course, Jews projecting their interests and fucking over white people is completely legitimate, but us destroying them as well is equally legitimate.
I'm not actually *that* dogmatic, I still hold some kind of outgroup notation, ie. I wouldn't kill everyone in any kind of outgroup if I could do so without consequences, because as a human my empathy accidentally overlaps with outgroups sometimes, but my preference for my ingroup is very strong.
This is basically a crash course in ethno-realpolitik. The world hates thinking about ethnicity, so they just ignore the geopolitical insights they might glean from its understanding.
>>79915739
I still hate you, but i also like you. Damnit.
>This is basically a crash course in ethno-realpolitik
Any recommended read/watch to delve further into the subject?
>>79916314
>Any recommended read/watch to delve further into the subject?
Most perspectives on the subject are pro-white, which is obviously not relevant to a mestizo, or only relevant in the academic sense. I would feel cucked if I were a mestizo forced into this perspective, to be honest.
A lot of this work is from the continent in Europe as well, particularly France. They have made some really impressive contributions to this philosophy, which is more or less an alternative to Marxism and Liberalism. Greg Johnson translates a lot of their stuff at counter currents.
Looks like the choice we had here in Australia last weekend, shit and shitter.
Id advise to use your 2nd amendment rights and over throw the government
>>79916528
>I would feel cucked if I were a mestizo forced into this perspective, to be honest.
I don't really see it, it's kinda late to say that, 90% of the mestizo's tricks come from his white parents, and it would be like feeling cucked because of our political system, declaration of human rights, religion and other stuff that comes from Europe. You just take what you need and see how it applies to you, isn't that how knowledge works?
>Greg Johnson
Who?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregory_Johnson
Searching for book authors i only find a nigga writing about pottery.
>>79902924
Imagine Jeb on amphetamine.
>>79912820
>>79915434
I said ballistic, not crazy.
As in, not yelling at the top of their lungs about building walls or that stuff.
>>79917418
He publishes a lot of the stuff relevant to the American new right on the website counter currents, which might be down. It's some absurd pseudonym, obviously. Might as well name yourself 'John Smith'.
Some of the actual authors are Tom Sunic, Alain de Benoist, Guillaume Faye, and others.
>>79917718
Thank you.
"To be clear, this is not to suggest that in similar circumstances, a person who engaged in this activity would face no consequences. To the contrary, those individuals are often subject to security or administrative sanctions. But that is not what we are deciding now." - James B. Comey, FBI Director
Related video that I really recommend listening to when you get the chance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMi072Ae_0w
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>>79902015
oh yes please
>>79918672
Also, you should read The Culture of Critique if my opinions on Jews seems alien to you.
I was going to say Bernie but, then I remembered he's such a cuck that if I actually voted for him he's probably give the POTUS title over to Jeb! because it would be the right thing to do, To empower the Hispanic and North Korean community.
That alternate universe would be a nightmare. Maybe even moreso then this universe.
