http://christiantimesnewspaper.com/breaking-romanian-hacker-with-access-to-clinton-emails-found-dead-in-jail-cell/
Christian Times Newspaper has learned that Guccifer, the Romanian hacker currently being held on charges for hacking Hillary Clinton’s personal email server, has been found in his Virginia jail cell, dead of an apparent suicide.
instead of selling that data as soon as possible he dragged it out for most attention and controversy, idiot
>>79891061
>suicide
Yes, sir, as you can see, he strangled himself, cut his own limbs and head off and packed them into these garbage bags, hid the bloody hacksaw in these bushes, and then threw himself into this dumpster, on which he wrote Hillary 2016 in his own blood. Open and shut case, sir, no sign of foul play.
>>79891061
holy shit is this for real?
>>79891061
how many times did he shoot himself in the head?
She can't keep getting away with it!
>>79891061
Need a bigger source to believe it, but honestly it wouldn't surprise me.
>>79891061
is this fuckign real?
>>79891061
>one less romanian
feels gud
>>79891061
Bait
http://christiantimesnewspaper.com/breaking-feds-cancel-all-july-4th-fireworks-due-to-terror-fears/
>everyone who has ever got their hands on potentially incriminating information on the Clintons commits suicide
Seems legit
I am now a #Hillaryartillery
>>79891061
EXTREMELY CARELESS, GUYS
THIS IS EXTREMELY FUCKING CARELESS RIGHT NOW
Next on the list ; place your bets
Mine is Assange
how many convenient Hillary suicides are we up to now
>After the FBI cleared Clinton of any charges Tuesday morning, a rumor began circulating that Guccifer was missing from his jail cell.
>Tuesday night, reports began spreading that the Romanian hacker was found after the evening’s dinner hanging from a rope in his personal cell.
Their source is a fucking rumor. Into the trash it goes.
http://www.snopes.com/guccifer-missing-from-jail-cell/
Missing from jail cell.
>>79891516
Hahaha.
>>79891061
As you can see, there are four bullet holes in the back of the head which clearly indicate suicide. He is wearing his favorite I <3 Trump shirt, though it has several holes in it from the self inflicted stab wounds. He also swallowed 74 cyanide capsules accidentally. You can tell from his missing toenails that he must have tripped on the curb recently. The burns indicate that he must have tripped and fallen onto the hot stove recently as well. What a run of bad luck.
>>79891620
IF I LEAK THESE EMAILS WILL I DIE
>IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY CARELESS
Hate the Clintons all you want but you can't accuse them of incompetency. This is some comic book villain tier maneuvering. Hillary pretty much deserves the presidency.
>>79891061
ALERT!
ChristianTimesMagazine is a know fake news site. It's made by lefty shills to throw off conservatives.
Remember the story of the black Trump supporter found dead in Chicago with his MAGA hat on? This website was the only one reporting that bullshit story.
>>79892713
The incompetence is that they don't even hide the shit they pull and instead just assume media that hasn't been trusted for the last 20 years will cover everything up
>>79891689
>snopes
>>79893073
((((((snopes)))))
>>79891061
>suicide
Looks like he knew more than someone wanted him to know.
>>79893797
Mikkelson is a Jewish name? Google says it's Danish.
>>79892078
>>79891301
stfu ok? ty
HAHAHAHAHA!
Jesus Christ.
At this point only Islam can save us from the corruption of the West.
I'm just waiting for the Muslims to take over at this point. I don't give a fuck anymore. This world is shit.
The United States is a corrupt shithole. If Trump loses, I'm just going to go live in the mountains somewhere and await the destruction of the planet.
I've honestly stopped trying to care.
>Christian Times Newspaper does not take responsibility for any of our readers' actions that may result from reading our stories. We make it abundantly aware the not all stories are necessarily grounded in fact.
>We make it abundantly aware the not all stories are necessarily grounded in fact.
>We make it abundantly aware the not all stories are necessarily grounded in fact.
Sounds reliable
3 bullets to the back of the head
>>79894252
why don't you dig a canal about it panigger
>>79894419
I bet that's what Cat Stevens was thinking when he converted, lol.
I kind of feel the same way anon.
>SUICIDE
SUICIDE
>SUICIDE
SUICIDE
>SUICIDE
SUICIDE
Bumping with OC Pepe
>pls save
but seriously, why don't any journalist in the mainstream report all of these (((coincidences)))? They aren't even hiding it anymore...
>>79891225
This, fucking dummy. Least he could've done was leave a deadmans switch
Turns out this story IS BULLSHIT
>>79892580
You're a careful guy
>>79891458
>>79891425
>>79891344
>>79891061
It's not real.
>>79891658
My money is on her hubby.
>this article
