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>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU [Open]
>>79889066
its a little too early m8, give it another hour
>>79889066
what be the nigger head count fallen today so far?
Hillary is a degenerate whore and the rule of law is abandoned
Enjoy your nigger ball radio
>>79889149
This, Robert doesn't show up until about 8 local time. I think he's part vampire.
>>79889066
Where is that image from? Please tell me there is a video or something.
Finnne. Ill wait..
>>79889928
newfags go now
You are useless and contribute nothing
Gtfo
Do not reply to me
>>79889928
Captain America 4 leaked set footage
>>79889066
CHECK YO FUCKIN KEYS ROBERT!
Can't wait to join my fellow Roberts within an hour. I need this. Day has been shit
>>79889290
TPBP
/pol/'s priorities are all fucked up.
Law of attraction: NIgger nigger nigger
Get: Nigger everything.
Yes, I'm mad.
>>79890095
Oh you're gonna get a down vote for that one.
>>79890146
Cap goes to Detroit and stops a gang war but the citizens turn on him because dey dinnit do nuffin wrong.
also, pardon my newfaggish question
but is there an official, /pol/ approved drinking game for this
i've seen bingo, but i want to get drunk
How many nogs got nigged last night?
>>79889149
>>79889416
>>79890272
>>79890478
New to this thread.
What do you guys mean by "Robert"?
GROUP 1 TAKING LUNCH
Female black stole my bike.
>>79890852
Robert is what the dispatchers call the night shift. You'll hear a unit number like 1234 followed by Robert.
You'll also get dispatch telling Robert to CHECK YO KEYS, that means they have an open mic and people can't transmit on the frequency.
A bunch of parents threatening each other at a playground. America is fascinating.
>>79891443
It gets even better as the night goes on.
>>79891443
Just wait till the fireworks come out. Tonight is the night everyone blows off all the extras they have.
>>79891867
>>79891783
oh god, i wish i could listen yesterday
anybody got a summary of yesterdays best moments?
>>79891993
I passed out early. But somthing about a guy trying to steal a baby.
>Teens shooting fireworks at cars
>Multiple garages on fire
>Cop hospitalized
>Rumor that two men in a green 4 door Honda with stolen plates will begin mass shooting when the fireworks start [z549544]
>Robert crashed his car into a fire hydrant
>>79889149
>He doesn't know chiraq never sleeps
>Recap last few days not including 4th of july
>Dozen killed so far including multiple children
>60+ wounded by gun and fireworks related violence or incidents
>>79891224
ITT: We praise Saint Robert, Vanquisher of evil-doers.
>>79889066
What are waiting for, is some sort of happening brewing or just more 4th of July suicides?
>>79889066
holy shit, that pic.
did cptn fucking jewmurica really have it out with the dindus?
i hope he beat the black outa them with h is shield of whiteness.
>>79892861
from what i'm hearing now, some dude has some messed up sickness
>18 shot since midnight last night
Damn nigga. How many more today?
>>79892861
Just daily nig madness.
>>79893132
Why are they riled up this time? I've not been keeping up with Yankenings
>>79893351
It's Chicago. When are they not riled up, shooting each other?
>>79893351
It's Chicago m8, just listen for 10 minutes and you'll understand, also check out the murder statistics.
Muricans, are the shootings mostly gang related or individual perps losing their shit?
>>79892861
It's just another comfy scanner thread.
>>79893508
Mostly gang shit.
>>79893508
Probably gang related isolated incidents with innocent bystanders. Gang members are usually terrible shooters.
>>79889066
Could someone kindly post the chicago police scanner bingo sheet that was posted at least once last thread yesterday? I forgot to save it
>>79893508
>>79893545
Literally didnt read the thread header. Ill see myself out. Cheers lads for reminding me why I should just stay a lurker.
>>79893729
>>79891224
Also FYI. Sassy dispatch is my waifu. She provides infinite Kleenex and thanks to God
>>79893802
Much appreciated
>>79892593
How were dozens killed when heyjackass.com has it at only 5 killed over the last 3 days? They're pretty good at this you know.
>blow up the restaurant
HOLY SHIT LADS ITS STARTED
REAL ROBERT HOURS
>>79893729
There's like five variations
Which do you want
>>79894151
WOOOO!!!!
Lol mental anorexic 11 year old girl
LA last night
>>79894105
They probably don't update as much as the Chicago Tribune does.
>>79894323
P. O. P. EVERYWHERE AHHHHHH
>>79894323
How drunk do you have to be to think that's a good ida?
>>79894323
RIP sides
Roberted
>>79890852
Robert is the batman of chicago,
he is the hero they follow
the knife to pierce the dark
the hand that squashes the nigger
crime halts in his wake.
even Sampson does quiver
Robert
a god walks this path.
even zues fears his wrath.
What do you guys think of female cops?
>>79894323
Fucking kek
>>79894515
Good for giving illegal parking tickets and handling paperwork.
Otherwise, not so good.
Anything good happening at the moment old chaps?
"yea i'd like to order a.."
>>79894515
I think I could rape her and she would cum.
>Chiquita The Banana Snatcher
Why the fuck does Paulding County Georgia have 1200 listeners?
>>79894323
those chinks are going to make a delicacy out of those chunks
>>79894515
>tfw you'll never smell her bum after she comes home from a long day on patrol
>>79894881
>DOMINIQUE
>CHIQUITA
>WALLACE
>>79894881
no waifu's on this beasty momma?
>>79894515
Eyecandy. And useless. They never get shit done and stick to harmless shit, like domestic shit and even then they carry one huge guy around.
>>79894894
My uncle is from there (bigtime redneck) and even 20 years ago he'd constantly have the scanner going even though nothing at all interesting happens in these parts. I think theres just a lot of scanner and metal detecting enthusiasts here.
>>79894770
Me too. That scene where a british policewoman was raped in a parking garage by some thugs comes to mind. I can't think of what movie it was.
Relevant background music, enjoy anon bros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSg4g7dFHgQ&list=PLJWMtq1o_laQVgVTuc9Vwvcxk1O3uKcHt&index=11
>>79894323
thats incredible. asians and booze don't mix at all.
>>79894894
theres a shooting, still in progress
>>79895129
Appreciate the reply famo.
>>79895153
She would definitely cum from us.
>>79895056
Queen Cassy just got BTFO by Princess Lisa
White guy HAT BLUE JEANS HAMMER
IT'S A CONSTRUCTION WORKER YOU FUCKING MONGOLOIDS
>>79891993
>god bless you
>tissue: dispensed
>D O A
I'll fuck you until you love me faggot
>>79895312
actually just looked it up, there was a shooting.
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/source-multiple-people-shot-in-paulding-county-neighborhood/386830476
this is super rare here.
When does the good shit happen?
>>79895762
Probably a couple more hours. Its not dark there yet.
>>79891224
Thanks for posting this, kinda new to these threads.
What came first? gangbanger as in the criminal term, or gangbang as in the sexual term?
>>79895854
I don't enjoy the NEET life. Enjoy your comfy scanner night Ameribros
Time to get comfy
>>79896035
thanks bud, good night.
Just ordered a nice large thin crust pizza cut into squares. Feeling super comfy.
URINATING INFRONT OF 10 CHILDREN. APROXIMETLY
>>79889066
I uploaded this link today on reddit saying "TIL you can see the mugshots of Chicago"
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
>>79895267
Don't like a good percentage of Asians have an allergic reaction to the ethanol, and it fucks them up way more?
>>79894515
Ineffective and un-intimidating, should only do paperwork or "meter maid" duties.
Can someone post that gif/webm of the cop getting beaten and raped? It was from a movie and it sums up the idea pretty well.
>typing in "meter maid" in google gives the politically correct term and nearly all pictures are of male cops
>>79895129
Can confirm
Radio is a big interest among people; they tend to have shit running 24/7.
>>79896198
>chicago thread
>thin crust pizza
Either you have deep dish or you get out.
anyone have a link to the website that lets you listen to the scanner and play ambient music in the back ground?
Like on the top it says "You're listening to Chicago"
>>79896441
Yeah, their liver is missing an enzyme needed to process it or something. some native americans have the same shit thats why they all have major issues with booze too.
>>79896487
>Can someone post that gif/webm of the cop getting beaten and raped?
I think I saw that movie. It was the 2012 Riot movie, wasn't it?
Don't have the gif though.
>>79896783
Fuck that I am no nigger m8. Enjoy my thin crust ty VERY MUCH
GET READY FOR CHIMP OUTS
>>>>79896422
ONCE THE BLM SPREADS THIS LIKE WILD FIRE CHICAGO WILL BE IN ASHES
>>79896783
fuck yea.
>>79896866
fuck you mate
i been through chicago a few times.
gino's east deep dish
no pizza compares.
and its run by a white guy.
>>79896866
Deep dish is great though. And I've never even had authentic Chicago deep dish.
>>79897054
>>79897138
FUCK DEEP DISH AND FUCK YOU YA DEEP SEA NIGGA
>>79896866
>deep dish is nigger tier
Wut? It's Italian and nearly all of the pizza places in Chicago are run by white people.
>>79897054
>gino's east
this
this is now a deep dish pizza thread
Trap or junkie??
>>79896066
>>79896198
I'm listening to the scanner while playing Cities Skylines on one monitor and posting on the other. I've got a bottle of Titos in the freezer and don't have to be at work until noon.
Feels pretty cozy to be honest familia.
>>79896855
I'm searching like mad for the gif but unfortunately "policewoman rape riot scene" seems to only result in suspicious websites and porn links.
>>79894323
WTF? I've had a catheter and even I can't fit a fucking fire cracker in there.
>>79897487
why not both?
>>79897735
Well that's definitely the movie it's from, unless there's one exactly like it. She's in a parking garage and a bunch of chavs beat the shit out of her and rape her.
i hope trump institutes a "You loot we shoot"
policy
Robert
>>79889066
>request a female evidence official
what is this sexism?!?!?!
am i first for sienna chan?? time to make america comfy again fellow roberts, all praise kek
>There is a jerk deal going down
>might have a gun how the way he pulled up his shirt
Is "lunch" a codeword? Pls explain, I only caught snatches of conversation.
>>79898532
BLUE JEANSSSS
>>79898692
No, they just take their lunchbreaks in shifts
>>79898298
Lisa>Cassy>Sienna>Chiquita
>>79898692
what part of robert protects the night do you not understand senpai??
>>79898853
I would fap to those titties all day long
>Intoxicated Driver
>Silver BMW
>Cali plates
Nah, just another Cali driver.
>>79898861
I get our valiant hero Robert but what does "lunch is on the floor" mean?
Come onnnn i want somthing crazy to happen. Its not like nigs have to work tomorrow
>>79899266
Means dispatch is gonna get the D when Robert comes back
>>79899375
Dude it's so early yet. Nog primetime isn't for another 5 hours
>>79898692
>>79898532
someone calling cops on a white person should be one
>>79899375
Robert will always be challenged when he least expects it.
>>79893802
>>79899679
White male is on the red one
This radio traffic is REALLY relaxed... Why?
My local county is super strict about their radio traffic. If they had radio traffic like this, you would hear supervisor heads exploding from miles around.
I would've thought a busy, high volume department like this would put an even higher premium on quick, to the point, professional radio traffic.
>>79899895
Its called relieving stress. an officer from your podunk town wouldn't last a week in the CPD.
hashtag
It's quiet... too quiet...
0:48:49
Either that or I have a shitty connection
>>79900013
Nah, I'm not even talking about the cutting up on the radio. I mean, they're very verbose in their dispatch. Surely, it would be better, with a high volume department like this, to keep the channels as clear for traffic as possible?
>>79898614
>driving erotically
Please explain
>>79900448
The other night dispatch was losing their shit over someone who called in someone for "driving erotically" instead of erratically.
>animal abuse
ok that made me sad. i've been listening to this for off and on for 2 weeks and haven't felt anything but that one pissed me the fuck off. hope the police beat the fuck out of the perps.
I love chicago but don't know hwo you beat the corruption. They don't give a fuck about the crime
Anybody know how many separate actual channels this is scanning?
AWWW MAAAAAN
You know the drill.
BEYONCE
>>79889066
Been looking foward to this all day.
>>79901337
Fucking hell. Id do horrible. Horrible things to her mouth.
>calling because of fireworks
jesus christ
>>79901867
>>79901867
What gets me, is that they actually respond to those calls.
>>79901975
if they didn't respond to things why have a police force, that being said it technically is illegal to use fireworks in illinois
>>79901867
Chicago (at least the areas we're hearing about on the scanner) is a really dense urban environment. It's very easy to set a building on fire by accident with fireworks.
>>79900715
Animals or children sound like a good way for the perp to start "resisting arrest"
But I'm sure that Robert is a consummate professional.
>>79901337
MJ?
>>79889066
Almost as bad as my shithole island
Can someone post an update of some of the shit Thats happend tonight? Some reason scanner isnt working for me. Gonna fuck around and figure it out.
Now listen Jimmy, we know you broke the window. Run along home now, it's almost your bedtime. We need to get to work.
>>79902679
thi island is better the nigger population is contained in the north near the capital.
>>79894515
i think she could give me a cavity search anytime
>>79902737
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763
go here and adjust the delivery method
>>79902824
>a puerto rican thinks he has any right to be edgy
>>79902824
Dode vete a dormir...
>>79903267
Don't you have some Motels to clean?
posting for robert
>>79903147
>A US cuck thinks he calls the shots in anything.
Holy shit, some black dude offering candy to kids? LMAO
>>79903473
>US
>Cuck
Sorry to break it for you, but we are the Cucks in the relationship. Now go cry because of "PROMESA" stupid commie.
Nobody's here
White female prostitute at Waveland / Broadway screaming obscenities outside of Walgreens
(FYI this is right by Wrigley Field, a very nice part of town)
what is this creepy whispering? sounds like hes fucking someone.
>>79904618
That was my first thought too
Ok guys, maybe a bit too early to post this, but someone last night suggested we should give the Chicago PD and dispatch a gift basket for their hard work.
What do you guys suggest? Snacks? Aromatherapy candles?
morning roberts, what have I missed
>>79901337
More like toomany kebab
>>79904716
That's dangerous. some nutjob will do the same with bad things in it.
I know it's sad, but that is the world today.
Plus they would have to disavow the toilet bowl of the internet.
These threads have gotten slow
>>79904830
I heard Eddie earlier.
>>79901337
wtf is she wearing
>>79904940
Maybe a card then?
>>79904973
it's just early and it's been a quiet night so far
>>79902801
>>79904270
If only life could be like Adam-12
robert
take a shot
Why no shootings in this area?
>>79905184
>that antisemite arrow
>>79904973
Prob be better if it was a friday or saturday.
>>79905184
>Why no shootings in this area?
Because no one lives there. It's steel yards. Go look on Google Earth.
>>79905270
it's only 10pm in Chicago leafbob. Things will get really crazy really fast
>>79905291
Large middle class residential housing areas is what I saw.
>>79904716
memes
they like to laugh
food/etc. will be thrown away in case its a trap
>>79905055
don't do it despite dubs
I got alcohol poisoning doubting the zaniness of chimpcongo
>>79905356
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLYC7ltxOrk
>>79894515
I actually spoke to her last year. She's a Saxony cop, assigned to Dresden. That's pic's in the Old City, right in front of the Semper Opera.
>>79905184
>July 4: Female, 5, in West Englewood
what the fuck
>>79905525
>Large middle class residential housing areas is what I saw.
It's also a golf course (no houses) and some of that might technically be outside city limits.
robert is so gracious
>>79904716
We should name a star CPD Robert and send them the certificate
screaming nigger in the background
>>79905676
>Englewood
there you go
>>79904985
Are you blind?, she is in jail!
>>79905977
>dis nigga
child's father
kek has blessed them with a prank call
>>79889066
Apparently crime is down
>>79906219
only for the weekend, they busted a shitton of gang members I guess. This year is the worst year in a long time overall though
>>79894515
Some girls can do the job effectively. But its certainly not the type of girl any of us would want to out our dicks in.
>>79906219
>Apparently crime is down
http://heyjackass.com/
>shot in the leg
SIENNA CHAN LIVES
Anybody know if shes out of jail yet?
>>79901337
Trap
>>79905977
one of the far right looks like he's wearing a hillary shirt
>>79906451
i have first dibs on blowing a load on her tits. she's all yours after that.
>>79906383
>http://heyjackass.com/
Serves me right for believe the news.
>>79889066
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
Just a question. Is Chicago still a nice place to live for a single white man?
>>79889066
>You common cry of curs, whose breath I hate
>As reek a’ th’ rotten fens, whose loves I prize
>As the dead carcasses of unburied men
>That do corrupt my air—I banish you!
>And here remain with your uncertainty!
>Let every feeble rumor shake your hearts!
>Your enemies, with nodding of their plumes,
>Fan you into despair! Have the power still
>To banish your defenders, till at length
>Your ignorance (which finds not till it feels,
>Making but reservation of yourselves,
>Still your own foes) deliver you as most
>Abated captives to some nation
>That won you without blows! Despising,
>For you, the city, thus I turn my back;
>There is a world elsewhere.
>>79906940
>Just a question. Is Chicago still a nice place to live for a single white man?
Yes. Just stick to the areas directly north of the business district (the Loop) and you will be fine. Examples: River North, Gold Coast, Lincoln Park, Lakeview.
>>79906451
She is not in the cook county jail.
>>79906940
Yes, and since your Canadian you'll likely take to the weather better than a lot of other transplants.
Don't die just yet chicago people, I wanna taste your pizza some day.
have 1 immunity cat for the time being.
Radio is starting to heat up
>>79907674
Post updates mate
condom?
>gangbangers throwing M-80s at cars
10:30 and already backlogged
>>79905676
>Englewood
You shouldn't be so surprised
Robert scratched at his scars. They were itching, which he figured must mean it was about to rain. He raised the remote, clicked a button, and the shades raised to reveal that it was, indeed raining. He lumbered towards the window, with the neon signs shining through the blinds, only showing his glaring eyes. Chicago, or Chiraq as the junkies called it. A city full of fear and misery. "Home sweet home." He clutched his whiskey with his other hand, raising it to take a sip before returning it to its place on the table. As he glanced around his apartment he was struck with how normal it looked, still. The lamp posts from outside the housing projects dripped their sepia paint into the dark canvas of the night. Architecture hadn't gone far in the past ten years, whereas technology had gone farther than anybody could have ever imagined. Without looking he took his glass of whiskey back into his hand, swirling it about and listening to the sound of ice on glass. Yes, technology had gone far. He downed the remaining alcohol and stood, marveling at how he wasn't woozy yet. After all, that had been his sixth.
As he strolled towards the door, he had to remind himself of the days when six glasses would have put him on the floor. It had been a while. Not everybody remembered the days when alcohol affected people. Now, even kids could drink it.
Before leaving, Robert grabbed his black trench coat, and USP45 he called "Betsy". He felt the metal chassis slide across his hand before inserting a magazine. He blew a kiss to his Asuka body pillow. "Best girl" he said, as he gave a wink to her smiling face, before the light from the hallway closed on her as he left.
Robert opened the door into the hallway, glancing at every door number he walked past. He made his way downstairs. Outside, the cold air caressed his face. He checked his keys, radio static..."5 black males drug dealing at Hyde Park." Robert lit his last cig in the box. He pulled out Betsy and cocked the hammer. Showtime.
at a certain point we just get bored of run of the mill crimes like murder-by-dog, sewer luring rape, possible human bones, and black males in white shirts.
>>79908311
oh hey /lit/ how are you
So where are the chiraqi's getting all the m-80s from. That many people driving out to a indian reservation to get them?
>>79909798
>So where are the chiraqi's getting all the m-80s from. That many people driving out to a indian reservation to get them?
Dude, they drive 30 minutes east into Indiana. The state line is littered with places that cater to Illinois residents.
>>79908311
As robert shut the cheap wooden door behind himself, he heard the familiar click of the lock.
he jogged down the steps, past the couple constantly fighting in room 23. He stopped for a moment and considered breaking down the door and giving them the sweet sweet dick they both craved......
As he unbuttoned his pants a spotlight flickered on over the city. he noticed the shape of a traditional skeleton key back-light on the clouds overhead.
Mr. and Mrs. Fitzpatricks love could wait. His duties just became clear. Robert bolted back up the stairs and burst through his front door. he ripped off the old, worn down police uniform before jumping in his shower.
Robert pressed the hot water nozzle into the wall, triggering the false floor to drop away.
Flying down the shaft at break-neck speeds, Robert landed in his Kevlar-infused suit, which comfortably nestled his enormous package, while providing the necessary protection and support. He ripped open the suicide doors and dawned the bulletproof riot helm issued by the UN just days before. Robert scoffed at their inferior technology, yet wanted to abide by every law his superiors enacted. He slammed his foot into the gass pedal and accelerated to 60 in .2 seconds as he merged onto the 108.
tonight was the night for the law.
Robert.
Chicago hero.
>>79909798
They are too stupid to make their own, probably a white dude making good money with basic chemistry.
RACIST REMARKS FROM AN ASIAN
>>79889066
>http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
I had dinner in the dark blue last night, didn't realize it was such a dangerous area.
>17 year old female shot
>she says she knows who shot her aaand she'd like to talk to the police
Seems like a slow night tonight. There are actual segments of dead air between calls.
Might hit the hay early.
Anything fun happen so far that suggests otherwise?
>>79910904
>waiting for the Mug of the Nigger that shto her.
They keep talking about 3105 N Sheridan and crime scene photos. Not sure what that's about, but it's a good part of town.
>>79911104
i think there was an overdose death there.
God bless these Roberts. They have to deal with this death and destruction daily.
>coyote sighted
>>79912242
KILL IT
FUCKING PURGE THEM ALL
GAS THE COYOTES, DOG WAR NOW
Is there a general?
Whats it for?
>drunk minor passed out in the bathroom
>out of control kid threatening to blow his brother's brains out
>>79890095
lol u tak him 2 da bar?
"To be clear, this is not to suggest that in similar circumstances, a person who engaged in this activity would face no consequences. To the contrary, those individuals are often subject to security or administrative sanctions. But that is not what we are deciding now." - James B. Comey, FBI Director
Related video that I really recommend listening to when you get the chance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMi072Ae_0w
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