ITT: Times you've acted like /pol/ IRL. I'll start:
>be me
>started work as a software engineering intern a few weeks ago
>doing well
>go out to lunch today with two managers and some coworkers
>get on the topic of relationships
>a manager asks "anon, are you dating anyone"
>i say no, been focusing on my hobbies
>he asks my coworker (also new), he says yes, in a serious relationship
>they keep talking, find out his girlfriend already has a kid
>i call him a cuck in front of my manager and coworkers
>they awkwardly laugh it off
>mfw
>>79880996
I dont have any friends
I don't have any friends
>>79880996
>laugh it off
careful now anon
next time the other co-worker is black and you call him a nigger out of reflex
>>79880996
I don't have any friends
I have 1 friend.
>>79880996
I dont have any friends
>>79880996
>be me
>be university student
>in english class (foreign language yadayada)
>debate time
>subject : immigration
>mfw
>stay silent
>some cuck says how we should take niggers in cause colonialism fucked up their country
>get into an autistic rage and start telling him how whites and asians brought civilization into the earth and how niggers stayed niggers despite having "existed for longer" and having good land
>got kicked out of class
>got reported for hate speech
>>79880996
>Be me last week
>Mail carrier
>Deliver to a house, see a good looking white woman in her early 30's, a dapper man in his late 30's, and a niglet
>Say "my wife's son" out loud
>Laugh to self for 10 minutes as there is nothing else to do besides make things fun
>>79881214
>>79881310
>>79881496
We are now friends
>>79881311
You're not invited lol
>>79880996
I don't have any friends.
>>79882021
Hooray!
>>79882158
>>79881310
>>79881496
>>79881134
huh.. you don't get to bring friends
>Family reunion
>Aunt, cousins, and everyone around the dinner table eating fancy italian food.
>Politics starts coming up.
>Aunt and Cousin start vowing for trump.
>I immediately reveal my power level as well.
>We all circle jerk trump while enjoying delicious italian food in a very white restaraunt.
>Get back to aunt's house.
>We both start talking about how my dad kept us out of black schools on purpose, diversity is a bad thing, and that spanish is invading California.
>Aunt starts then ranting along with her husband on poor/obongo "diversity" programs coming to their town.
>She tells me muslims are the rudest ever and do not respect natives.
>TFW you relate to older generations and have a red pilled as fuck family.
>/POL/ IS ALWAYS RIGHT. EVEN THE OLD FOLKS SAY THE WORLD IS FUCKED.
Another time:
>Reveal power level after hearing nonstop white shit and whites in the class have to "apologize" for our actions.
>When it is my turn to speak I simply just tell the burka wearing cunt and her negro friend to fuck off.
>They start having a meltdown saying im being bigoted and hateful.
>I tell them if they have a such a problem with whites then they should stop talking and actually do something to us if they hate us.
>The whole class looks in shock/worry while my professor has a giant shit eating grin on his face the entire time.
>The burka cunt then and a few others drop the class a few weeks later.
>Class becomes normal without retarded SJWism. Still quite liberal but very tolerable.
>MFW when I scared some SJW's away:
>>79882682
this is what it's about guys
be like this guy
I told my aunt about how all the papers are controlled by jews
then proved it
they just go silent and don't argue when you get em good
>>79880996
>Be last year
>Office lunch, CNN on a TV
>Bashing Trump
>"These lying news-fucks keep talking shit, I can't wait for them all to get brought up for libel and slander."
>Two managers, the old woman, the new guy, and the worlds most based old man agree with me
I'm Canadian
>>79883180
I am usually pretty calm, but my Aunt is a bit of a leftist so hear it goes
>Be at restaurant with family
>hear about a religious organization stopping their involvement with the military because they failed to comply with "tolerant" hiring practices
>"tolerant" meaning gays and trannies
>Aunt says they were intolerant
>I get mad and start ranting about how trannies are mentally ill and they need help
>someone mentioned men wearing dresses
>my Aunt says Jesus wore a dress
>I tell her that Jesus didn't cut his dick off
>Be me
>Be at LAN with old friends from high school
>Playing Overwatch
>get killed by winston
>Yell "Fucking nigger"
>everyone looks at me
>I try to laugh it off
>doesn't work
>I go to sleep early
>be me now
>They don't talk to me anymore
>FeelsBadMan
Mfw trying to laugh it off
>>79880996
>start talking about islam in class
>"it's a threat to western civilization and our society"
>b-b-b-b-but muh algebra and arabic numerals and aristotle translations
>few days later paris attacks happen
Never felt more vindicated.
>>>/b/
>>79882303
>play D&D with a friend, a college professor, a couple other people and some black chick
>she fails a str roll because she's like a hobbit or some shit
>say "Maybe if you'd been born a better race that wouldn't have happened."
>>79886388
>I try to laugh it off
>doesn't work
this second hand embarassment anon
dw ill be ur friend
>>79886388
Nice Hitler Dubs.
Life is too stupid to be taken serious.
>79888888
>>79889283
wow i have aids
>>79888888
>>79886388
Gosh man, you'd fit in with my boys. All we do is yell racist slurs at LANs. Pretty sure I heard "nigger ape" a few times last LAN.
>>79886388
What kind of people on the internet stop talking to someone cuz he uses nigger? I don't remember the last time I used a word other than faggot or nigger to refer to someone.
Redpilled my senpai about the jews and niggers and how gays and trans are mentally ill and should be gased. They were shocked but they start accepting more and more facts and doesnt like niggers now.
>mfw i Blitz them with pills
>current gf is Mexican who works for the embassy in my city
>redpilled on muslims, illegal immigration, cia drug operations
>we met in class when I revealed my power level and my support for trump
>she agrees with my points about illegal immigration but can't bring herself to agree on trump because she knows how much it helps mexicos economy
>"He's running for president of the states not president of Mexico"
>we will never agree but I can't be mad at her because I wish more people were nationalistic
>>79889850
I got banned from Red Orchestra 2 for calling someone a nigger
>>79890119
>Redpilled my senpai about the jews and niggers and how gays and trans are mentally ill and should be gased.
They didn't report you to the police?
>>79880996
> be me, with qt 3.14 gf
> 2 year serious relationship type stuff
>slowly red pill her throughout our time together
>my alcoholism destroys our relationship
>picking up my stuff from her house after we break up
>she randomly says "gosh I hate hillary so much, I'm voting for trump"
>mfw, the breakup was worth it yo the break up was worth it
>>79881848
> at German class sein (A2)
> review of last year lesson
> we review family members together with possessive articles
> mfw when der Sohn von meiner Frau becomes a valid example
> use it all the fucking times I speak
> nobody can tell while I was particularly glücklich that day
>>79890837
u r gay
>>79890693
nope they havent taken the jew pill but they dont like niggers now atleast
>>79890837
Lol'd mein nigger
>>79880996
Thankfully I'm not that autistic.
I mean I'll go on a tirade about X subject, but I don't throw around slurs. Makes me just seem like a redneck than a /pol/ack
>>79880996
>Be playing Hearts of Iron IV first week it comes out
>Go hard as China, manage to hold off Japan after rough 3 years
>Go to party later that night, some qts there and one liberal chick
>Somebody asked about Sapporo beer or something
>"Oh you mean that Jap shit?"
>Everyone laughs except liberal chick, get glares from her all night
>>79880996
Talked about how the Jews pushing the holocaust so much even now is disgraceful in my philosophy class.
It didn't go too badly.
>>79881134
This. Friends are people who haven't had enough motivation to fuck you over yet.
>drinking with mixed group at bar
>get on a good buzz
>am introduced to cute girl from China
>grab and pull the sides of my eyes to make them look slanty, and hum the Oriental Riff to her
>>79886388
When in doubt, double down.
>>79880996
where is it you work (what state)?
could've swore I had a conversation with one of my SW engr interns like that lol
>>79892051
>except liberal chick, get glares from her all night
You should wink at her next time
>go to gezi park protests in istanbul in 2013
>face covered befriending socialist cucks and kurds
>sell em petrol for 3x the price telling em it's a longer lasting and more flammable kind (ik but kurds are dumb shhh)
>fight along them with cops after taking my 100$ for 5 litres of petrol kek
>get bored and break up from protest
>tell head officer i'll tell em where the protesters are hiding for 100$
*rubs hands*
i got really drunk at the company golf tournament and i got really racist
i was piss drunk and people kept giving me fist pumps and encouraging me so i kept going
>boy anon you really hate niggers
>I WOULD KILL ALL THEIR CHILDREN WITH MY BARE HANDS
I cringed pretty hard when i sobered up. It's a good thing everyone there was white and working class
>>79892723
they actually hand over fist paid you during the protests?
>>79892723
Wow an untrustworthy Turk taking advantage of other people. I for one am shocked.
>>79886388
literally everyone uses racial slurs on the internet vidia, i don't think they are worthy of the "friend" label if they get offended for something so trivial.
>>79893148
you should, it's the rarer times I've been untrustworthy and jewy goy, keep giving me
>>79893085
the kurds kind of collected money among themselves first, and the head officer just pulled out 200 lira bill (100$ in that time) and handed to me
>>79880996
>be me
>16 at secondary school prom
>half chink ((((friend)))) comes up to me
>hey anon you look good
>and you look like a half breed degenerate
somehow still a virgin
>>79886388
Oh man I had to check the flag, dude I call people/specifically refer to Lucio as the Nigger and never get shit from my friends for it. Maybe you were never that well liked in your group.
>>79893326
Germany is full of untrustworthy turks taking advantage of benefits.
>>79880996
>at ultra-liberal cousins' house
>talking about movies
>convo leads to James Bond
>someone says Idris Elba would make a great Bond and is basically a shoe in
>everyone is agreeing and sees no problem
>say "It's supposed to be James Bond, not James Brown"
>everyone laughs
>>79886388
Use this as an opportunity to drop shitty nerd friends who waste all their time playing video games. Also, stop playing video games.
>aftermath of ankara bomb attack at kurd party gathering
>faggots in my town make some gay we're with the victims protest
>throw petard in trash bin while about 1000 people are marching
>everyone starts running and screaming and stepping over those that fell down
>cops come out with automatics in hand running around
>i try to walk away calmly but they spot me and pick me up
>hold me for 24 hours let me some a joint in the ell and let me go
>prison guard laughing at story the whole time
>>79893621
>everyone stared
FTFY
>>79893405
I don't play Overwatch or any video games, but some guys were playing it at this party yesterday, and the best player in every match (I assume it was multiplayer) was named "LeonDegrelle."
I lol'd heartily and everyone looked at me funny.
>tfw we're out there
>>79880996
Its people like you who make work enjoyable.
I particularly enjoyed a co worker who used to say "thats mighty white of you" to any black co worker who made a friendly gesture or comment.
>>79880996
>few months ago
>in school
>topic of immigration comes up
>we get into debate about the refugees wanting our resources not feeling war
>the conversation develops into me not wanting to be a minority in my ancestral homeland
>we get into genetics
>Nigger woman feminist doesn't believe there's such a thing as genetics and you can't see differences between ethnicities on a genetic level
>keep pointing to her own wrist and asking can you know of my race in here?????
>says that she thinks me not wanting whites to go extinct is scary
>hipster faggot comes in to the conversation
>it's noticeable that he know that genetics is a thing but dare not say anything.
>On the topic of me not wanting to go extinct he says "Why don't you write a biography of your group instead, so the people of the future can read about this group you care about"
>mfw
>>79894397
forgot pic
>>79894397
>"Why don't you write a biography of your group instead, so the people of the future can read about this group you care about"
Jesus Christ. We're gonna need to build bigger gas chambers.
>at family thanksgiving
>1 of my many cousins is a flower child
>gay tattoos, hippie tire sandals, short skirts and tank tops that say some liberal BS like "stay positive" or "good vibes"
>shooting the shit with my dad, uncles and cousins
>politics comes up
>cousin is a bernie supporter
>so is my gay uncle
>blah blah blah both sides of family are trump is this or bernie is this
>dont really pay attention, watching the cowboys get their ass kicked by the panthers.
>"anon, who do you support?"
>literally everyone looking at me
>"oh I dont know, I just dont really care, its too early to decide now" I was pro anybody republican at that time
>"Ok well what do you think of bernie?" says my fucking flower child cousin
>"hes a fucking old communist faggot cocksucker"
>completely forgot I was with my family
>my father hit me (im 23)
>mom almost started crying cause I talked like that
>like 3 of my cousins are laughing that I said that and my liberal female cousins are in disgust
>drive home by myself because my parents wanted to stay the night
fug
>>79880996
I managed to convince someone that Trump isn't racist.
I even got a black female coworker to chime in by stating 'My mother was an immigrant and worked really hard to get here, so I am quite angry at all the illegal immigrants coming here'
>>79894397
>says that she thinks me not wanting whites to go extinct is scary
at least she's honest about what blacks really want tbqh
>>79881848
Hello my NALC brother.
>>79880996
>be me today, working at liberal newspaper outlet
>all politics articles are written by women/black people and have "subtle" tinge for hillary in every one
>un-biased my balls
>get on company twitter and tweet wikileaks leak of hillaries emails immediately after we report she wont have charges against her
>this shows up on front page of website
>net intern goes into swamp twitter with bs mode
>bask in lady rage
i hate my job
>>79894692
>good vibes
>>79894397
You should have retorted that without White people, Africans like this lovely woman here won't be able to read anyway.
>>79893809
It was genuine, but there is a time I sperged
>group project in class
>talking about crime rates in the US vs Europe with two girls
>they mention european crime rates are vastly lower
>I say it's most likely because European countries are culturally homogenous
>mfw after I realize what I just said
>>79882682
Good job there mate.
>>79880996
What vaccine gave you this autism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpQuNY3XFI0
>>79884045
>"jesus wore a dress"
This fucking triggers the Christian. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79890129
As a beaner, I can tell you that she will get fat and that you're a cuck who can't even date within his race.
>>79881824
>reported for hate speech
>>79895030
>stating simple facts now makes you worry about the local commissars paying you a visit
>>79880996
>times you acted like a complete idiot in front of people
>>79880996
>>79880996
>be at 4th of july party
>90 year old great uncle slips up and says nigger, then quickly changes his word to negro
>everyone at the table is visibly shaken by the huge injustice to the African American community, referring to our brave, empowered people of color as niggers
>I not only hold back a hysterical laugh, like pic related, but I actually make the effort listen to what my old relative, who fought the dirty nips in WW2, has to say about the situation.
>>79894692
>>79894692
>my father hit me
NIGGA
how did you not lay hands on him??
Oh look, POL is mostly comprised if austic students and unemployed neckbeards.
>Being a POLtard
>being as useless as SJWs
>at the park with a m8
>hot girl with tattoos that my m8 knows appears
>talk a bit
>equality is mentioned
>she says she's not into "that feminism bullshit"
>we all laugh
Dear diary,
I debate with my lefty friends at work when we are driving between jobs. We all have a good time listening to each others opinions and ideas. Today's topic was Islam and I knocked it out of the park.
t. Alpha male
>>79894692
maybe your dad's gay for the bernie maybe you should get yourself checked
>>79892289
>Friends are people who haven't had enough motivation to fuck you over yet.
Fuck I gotta remember that one, thanks!
>>79895615
Most worthwhile broads aren't feminists - they just won't admit it in front of other women.
>>79895506
>liberal shill projecting and making up facts
>>79892289
I like this definition. My personal motto on friendship is similar.
>>79886388
I showed my friends the "With open gates" video and now every time Lucio kills them they all get angry as fuck and start going on about the nigger/muslim issue
>be in social studies class
>teacher talking about America being guilty for slavery
>tell her only 1% of Americans owned slaves and that African and Arab countries had far more slaves at the same time and stayed slaving after we stopped
>she calls me a racist and sends me to principles office
>I explain what happened and he tells me not to worry about it
>based principle
>>79880996
>go on lunchbreak with collague
>he is pro trump and anti immigration
>knows what 4chan is (another co-worker brought it up)
>we talk shit
>say "i watched this holohoax documentary a couple a days ago and it was pretty good in showing the truth what happened in the alleged deathcamps"
>mfw co worker does not respond anything and changes subbect after 30 seconds
>tfw he does not come by my desk to talk shit anymore
>>79892723
Just like your Khazarian cousins, some things never change.
>>79894692
>>gay tattoos, hippie tire sandals, short skirts and tank tops that say some liberal BS like "stay positive" or "good vibes"
I lol'd hard
>in shops
>tell person known to me
>"look at that black's hair behind us, I bet he doesn't wash it, hahah i can smell it from here"
>black was full grown, yellow eyed, ape
>doesn't do shit
>woman serving person known to me and moaning about her job, she says "I'm so worn out" I say, within ear reach of person known to me, when she's several meters away "yeah in your vagina"
>in line for voting
>slow as fuck asian handing out ballot papers
>tell person known to me "man i could do his job, this asian is so slow"
>when I finally get close to my paper, tell him that I live with the other persons, and it's like a viet cong prison camp at my house (this vietnamese goes bright yellow)
Tons of other examples, I'm alpha as fuck
>>79880996
>Called somebody a cuck to his face and he didnt do shit
Alpha as fuck
>>79880996
My hatred for Israel has boiled over and now I hate some Jews. Soon enough I'll probably hate them all and think the Holocaust was a lie.
>>79895825
I work 50 hours a week out in a truck. Suck my dick you hippy faggot
>>79888121
wew
>>79892809
Kek, I've done this a couple times. It's how I found out my boss was certified, full-blown 1488 gas the kikes race war now. Sometimes it works out.
>>79894692
I'm proud of you son!
>>79881824
you only said the truth tho
>>79894692
That's a good kek
>>79883611
faggot
>in 6th grade
>trying to do work in class, beaner kids all around me wont stop speaking Spanish
>cant focus, tell them to stop and start speaking english
>get labeled a racist for the rest of the year
>mfw
>>79894692
>gay uncle
>dad hit me
I think your dad might be one of those down-low faggots who don't come out until after they're married and their kids are grown. The gay is hereditary, anon, good thing it skips a generation in your case.
>tfw I wear a Trump hat in public
Haven't gotten anything more than a few angry stares.
>>79880996
I don't have any friends.
>>79888121
Oh shit
Not me, but...
>At Kebab restaurant
>Packed
>Friends dad is almost deaf so he always speaks loudly
>Bellows out "WE DON'T LIKE THEIR PEOPLE BUT WE SURE LIKE THEIR FOOD"
>Dead silence for a good 30 seconds
>He's oblivious to it
>No one but him touches the food out of fear of contamination by staff
>>79895203
i like em spicy
>>79895345
Kek, reminds me of my grandfather during fathers day while we were kids.
>Some National Geographic African Tribes show is on
>He says "I don't want to watch these spearchuckers and jungle bunnies"
>Grandma says, "TOM! It's father day!"
Then he said something along the lines of, "Well that's why it should be turned off, it's fathers day".
>>79880996
wisconsin?
>>79886388
>Yell "Fucking nigger"
>Swedish flag
Anon you can't do that in Sweden.
>>79882682
absolutely fucking based.
>At table with family, uncle, bro and mom.
>Uncle starts talking good about Trump
>Bro hates niggers and homos
Feelsgud
>>79886388
Sweden in a nutshell, just can't take the bantz
>>79895926
>she calls me a racist
>>79880996
Ill bite
>Be in freshman Polisci/IR class
>Discussing colonialism
>Raise hand
>"Yes, anon?"
>"Why were [nog population X] unable to repel colonial invaders when they had access to so many resources"
>"Uh... what do you mean anon"
>"Well they had been around for the same amount of time as the colonialists and failed to develop the technology to repel the invaders.... surely there must be some explanation for this"
>Entire room goes totally fucking silent
>"Oh... right... nevermind"
>Everyone starts chuckling nervously
Thing is I knew exactly what would happen- I go from introverted to hyper confrontational really fast on these issues. Gives me a sort of high.
>at work
>make a sandwich to go
>finish up some stuff
>huh, where'd my sandwich go?
>oh my bad, dog. i threw that away.
>you fucking nigger!
>my bad, dude I didn't rea- wait, did you just call me a nigger?
>ahhh, sorry, that's just how me and my friends talk to one another, i didn't mean it lik-
>it's all good, dude, haha, i know you're not a racist
>>79880996
>Be me
>driving to Grandma's house for fourth of July
>Beonce comes on the radio
>already having a bad day
>say "get queen nigger off the radio"
>whole family in silence
>mom says "we don't talk like that"
>I argue back
>brothers argue and start agreeing with me one by one.
>Eventually mom shuts up because she's a teacher and has to work with niggers and can't stand them.
>We all say nigger now
Was I wrong for this? I just transferred to UC Irvine to complete my Comp Sci degree
>Transfer orientation where all the new students listen to some presentation on how to be successful
>Sit in table groups of other transfer students
>Everyone in our group gets along and talks a lot before it officially starts
>One part of the presentation has PAST transfer students talk about how to be successful
>They introduce themselves, the last one is asian, all the others have meh majors, the asian one says "I am neurobiology and social behavior double major"
>I say to the asian guy next to me, who I've been talking a lot with, "You smart asians"
>He says nothing, presentation ends an hour later
>As soon as it ends, he stands up in front of our whole group and says "You need to apologize for that asian comment earlier"
>I reply huh?
>He says "that was so rude, if she was any other race, you'd call her a hard worker"
>Say "whatever sorry man" and leave
>>79892289
Hey guess what, I'm your friend now. Mate
>>79896637
yes you can
>browse /pol/ all day
>/pol/ makes fun of Sweden and how cucked all the swedes are
>I go to the cinema with some friends
>a video about the "cinema tax" is being raised is shown
>I yell out "I wonder where those krones are gonna go"
>I get a collective Amen from the crowd
>next morning I go and have a fika with my girlfriend
>"2 nigger balls please"
>"here you go sir"
The meme about swedes loving nigger balls are true
>we walk home
>walk past some construction workers on break
>a nigger bicycles past and crashes and gets up and keeps going
>the construction workers ask his friend "hey is the nigger alright?"
>"It probably isn't his bike anyway" they say and laugh
>at party trying to contain my power level
>everyone around me blows my powerlevel out of the fucking water
>have a enjoyable discussion about the fucking niggers and muslims
>mfw living in Skåne
>>79881824
Hiding your true power level is one thing, the worse is when want you to participate and contribute to their little cuckfest. Good luck and stay strong anon.
>>79896393
>>79895683
Nah he just hit me because he hates when I talk like that in front of my mom
>Work as an engineer
>Most guys are redpilled/conservative, but every now and then a guy joins up who's a leftist fag
>Get new coworker who is full on Bernie around the peak of the Bernie campaign, right when things went downhill
>Me and him become good friends
>As time goes on I slowly rub off on him with Trump and MAGA
>He ends up being redpilled, gives up on Bernie and joins the Trump movement
>Tfw I heard him call a Bernie supporter a duck the other day
It's glorious, and its all thanks to Hillary. If she hadn't been something we both hated we'd never had connected.
>>79895393
hes my dad, I cant hit my dad
>be outside the apartment at night, talking with some neighbors
>topic of feminism and the female draft is brought up
>say "Women only want equality when it was the good kind."
>they all agree
>dad arrives home
>he brings up the Ghostbusters reboot
>everyone agrees it's propoganda
>my dad starts talking about how the media lies and how the media tries to stump trump
>both neighbors tell us who they are voting for
>one of the neighbors was a bernout
>my dad starts to tell the nieghbors who really owns the media
>the bernout is visibally afriad
>the MAGA neighbor is redpilled and agrees
>i say "There's a website that get's called Nazi for telling the truth and supports trump" and" If I were you I wouldn't be so trusting of a jew who bashed white people."
>the MAGA neighbor eventually redpills his friends
>tfw me and my dad redpilled one guy and caused a redpill snowball effect
>In an argument with a feminist about how it is obsolete and how the wage gap doesn't exist, etc.
>suddenly known as the misogynist at uni
mfw
>>79892434
this
>>79897049
>making an asian joke at UCI
DUDE UCI IS ALMOST ENTIRELY ASIAN LMAO
>>79892289
I have a similar saying. "Friends are people who expect you to compromise your beliefs for them."
>>79897561
True, but out of all the speakers there was only one asian. It was a soft whisper, too. He didn't have to get butthurt and literally yell it in front of the entire group. They stared at us awkwardly.
not me, but a racist friend.
>gay sjw acquaintance and friends come over to smoke the herb
>after conversing for a bit someone lightens the mood by asking what everyone's favorite animal is
>friend: "black people"
>everyone keks except for sjw fag who sits there looking shocked
>>79897806
Ah poor guy. He just took it the wrong way because he was being sensitive, how many years you got left at uci.
>>79896402
I don't believe you.
In Gercuckistan? No way.
Probably illegal.
>>79897336
Your wife's son is going to say the same thing one day.
>come out as a happy racist to my online buds from all over NA. In a few long texts
>Immediately a couple leave
>Couple hours later my group chat notifications are blowing up.
>My friend {Canadian chick} (who secretly liked me ALOT) starts going off about how she's been crying after reading what I said. She tells me she wishes she could set me straight teach me to not be racist lol.
>Next day she gives me a call, she yelled at me for maybe 2 minutes before I ignored her and hung up.
>Later she tells me how much she loved me before and now she hates me so much.
>Tell her to fuck a nigger and die.
>Group chat had been blowing up awaiting my rebuttal.
>Go full rage on the keyboard and type what I think will happen to the world before 2020.
>Everyone leaves but another little oddball from SC.
>He asks me if I was crazy.
>Tell him my life story from when I was born in west philadelphia to growing up and being the prince of Bel Air.
Tl;dr.
I'm now an open racist with no friends.
>>79897904
Well his major was sociology lol...2 years left. Do you go here?
>>79897958
Congrats you're now a true /pol/ member
>>79895345
As a black man who has worked retail, nothing makes me giggle more than making old white people call me that. It's the ultimate, "you're mad," outside of getting my ass kicked, which I haven't experienced yet.
>>79897986
Nah believe it or not they have a LARP meeting at the uci fields, or they used to, id just go there in my late teens and early 20's to fuck around and have fun with nerds.
Dont know if they do that anymore, but yeah. UCI's a good school if you can get past all the asians. Like there is a lot of fucking asians. I dont know why they segregate themselves.
>>79897937
its out of respect for my father, hitting ur father is the most nigger thing u can do
>>79897098
Keep it up.
>>79886388
>be swedish
>even vidya players are cucks and dont want to hurt peeples feewings
>>79897098
Yea but you still live in Sweden my main man.
>>79880996
Did almost the same thing but didn't call him a cuck I said "Raising another man's kid is like finishing someone else's saved games"
>>79897958
Should have said you just wanted her attention and then banged her.
>>79892723
I hate your country
>>79895345
grandfather fought the nips as a navy seabee, circa 1944
>>79892051
>Hearts of Iron
>party later that night, some qts there
pick one
>>79898167
>hitting ur father is the most nigger thing u can do
I thought typing like that would be the worst thing you can do. Shows what I know.
>visiting home because grandmum is visiting from Bongland
>she brought her husband who was in the merchant navy or something (grandpa passed on a few years back)
>we're watching le 2016 man ham it up on television
>everyone giggles because thats the polite thing to do
>"oh that trump, he's such a silly fool," says grandmum
>"oi ye roight he is ye wot," utters grandmum's husband
>"oh you know anon is voting for trump," mentions my mom's husband
>"is that true deary," says grandmum
>"well yes grandma," i say, "i believe in strong borders"
>immediate family snickers at this like they always do
>grandmum laughs too
>grandmum's boyfriend does not
>"oi well ye well ye know anon i'm glad akchully, in england oi we don have strong borders wotsit, arabians floodin in n sooch"
>"oh stop," says grandmum as she bats his shoulder with all the force of a butterfly's wing "you know americans love their immigrants"
>they laugh with each other
>my family didn't
>began by linking my friends to dank Trump memes.
>then I let them spill as much misinformed bullshit against Trump as they wanted but repeatedly reminded them that Clinton has done a lot of far, far worse shit.
>am now basically pro-Trump in the world of the normies. I regularly stump people with facts but am conciliatory and agree that he is an egomaniac, but this is qualified by saying anyone who wants to run for President is an egomaniac.
>>79880996
>Shopping
>total is 1333 yen
>Think "Nice trips."
>>79896543
how....?
>>79898387
>grandfather was nominally allied with nips as a uboat mechanic
>Be black
>Be at church
>Grandpa is speaking
>Talks about being young
>He was praying
>"Lord, please let me take some of this white man's money"
>He sued a guy a couple years ago
>Rich now
>Got his wish.
Old black racism is the best, but I'd love to hang with more racist old white people.
>>79880996
I don't have any friends.
...or coworkers, associates, acquaintances, colleagues.
>>79895345
Praise be upon your great uncle.
>>79883436
Good work lad
>>79898354
marks always hate the players
>>79898597
lol thats pretty funny, this is him at my little cousins first holy communion
>>79884045
>>I tell her that Jesus didn't cut his dick off
>>79898539
sounds like your grandma is a narcissistic cunt trying to do some virtue signalling, sorry senpai
>>79880996
Despite most people being black here basically, everyone is casually racist. Even the Africa tier black people are racist.
>with my dad while his supervising an expansion of our pool
>a group of guys are working, one of them is really black
>he cuts himself
>other guy (lighter skinned) suggest they take him to a hospital
>different guy (also lighter skinned) says "Why would we waste all that money on a nigger?"
>they laugh and get back to work
It's pretty often to hear here how black features are ugly and things like that too
>>79899041
>turkroaches so low they talk shit about grandmums
>>79893405
My friends always call lucio the jiggabo
>>79892289
Just because you don't have real friends doesn't mean other people don't you fucking idiot. Sorry you never figured out how to form a relationship with anyone. How moronic can you be to assume because you have no friends no one in the history of time was ever really friends. Jfc
>>79888121
fucking kek
>>79897958
are you unable to rationally translate your beliefs to the blue-pilled?
>>79898167
>being cucked by your own father
>my wife's father in law
Never EVER reveal your power level you fucking autists
I'm revered among my friends, especially the girls, as being informed and knowledgeable about a lot of things but I always make sure to come off as a centrist conflict-avoiding type even though underneath this veneer I'm a hard Nationalist
It's all about the subtle redpills over time. Once they respect your word you can say anything that's not too overt and they won't question it.
>>79896504
What goes in spicy comes out shitty, Lee.
>>79899178
top kek
>>79899393
Most of these guys are kids and past-their-prime fuck bois. This post will go over their head. As the african-american's say. BAKA
>>79898826
>turkey wipes ass with hand
>thinks he's civilized
>>79899285
I wasn't prepared when I tried at first. But fuck em.
>>79898580
I do that shit all the time.
>2 Months ago
>At local game store buying magic the gathering stuff.
>Total is $44.44
>"Oh shit, nice quads"
>Cashier looks at me like I've lost my fucking mind.
>>79883611
pls be toronto I NEED A TRAP BF
>>79895992
>Tons of other examples, I'm alpha as fuck
>talk with a gradma tier secretary at work
>too bad about brexit, right anon?
Nah, EU is basically a leftist Lebensborn-programme designed to genocide the white race. The Jews built it to destroy Europe as revenge for WW2 (btw holohaux didn't happen)
>>79883611
Get out.
>>79899646
Funniest thing I've read all day. Thank you, anon
>>79881824
>got reported for hate speech
Hahaha oh god France is fucking doomed.
>>79895030
>Europe
>culturally homogenous
>>79882682
amazing anon, you deserve a cookie
>>79899393
Yea obviously not gonna spout off about IQ and race with people who don't know me/have impact on my professional future.
I can be completely open with my friends- they choose to reciprocate the relationship knowing full well who I really am.
You should get some real friends.
>>79899393
I've done this my whole life and haven't even realized it. I made good choices in life
The struggle is constant
>>79900240
Should have added that I did slowly redpill them, so I guess your point stands anyway.
>>79900240
I can assure you I go into pretty /pol/-tier territory with my friends
I just don't say It like "niggers are subhuman" and expect them to take my word for it.
>>79880996
I don't have any friends.
>>79899070
Same here, hues can also be terribly racist against darker hues, lightskinned niggers. Here are some common offenses:
"It had to be a fucking nigger" (when the prejudice is comfirmed)
doing "nigger's work" (nigger's work is synonym for doing a bad or terrible job)
Not to mention nicknames for niggers like:
-mechanic's soap
-fire's end
-3D shadow
-Mr Popo
-command prompt
-Pitch popsicle
-White nigger (when a nigger have small dick)
-Blackout
-Tire's juice
-Batman's cape
-Bible cover
-Human charcoal
-Midnight
-Workshop's floor
and many others
hue racist jokes and nicknames are far more cruel than whiteys.
>>79896490
Kek, underrated post
>>79899393
Fuck that, I am a bigoted douchebag piece of shit who says what I think but always backs it up with things I've learned
>in a study group for some bullshit gen ed class
>consists of a stacy, a geek exchange student, the fat one and /r9k/
>the only male is myself and /r9k/
>extra large suggests for our geography culture thing we do a presentation on how blacks were oppressed
>fine whatever
>oh we can do something different and explain how it happened in south africa
>explain to miss piggy how south africa didnt see any oppression, it was empty and blacks just moved in and ruined it
>this is pretty much verbatim how I explained it
>fat, /r9k/ and stacy are annoyed that I'm so insensitive and unhelpful
>start paraphrasing south african history and demonstrate I'm correct
>exchange student mentions since I know so much about it we can do our presentation on that
>explain to her that the libtard teacher would never give us an A for making a presentation that makes black people look bad
>stacy thinks I'm being a jerk on purpose and says she'll tell the professor on me (what)
>/r9k/ agrees because he worships pussy and they leave with fat, invite foreign exchange girl
>she says she'll catch up with them but is a treacherous chink so she doesnt actually
>she ends up doing the project with me, we do it on something nice and safe that professor libtard will approve of (wall street banks)
>we get an A
>team dipshit does a presentation on south African oppression of black
>they get a B+ because they fabricated shit or didn't research it properly
>found treacherous chink three years later after graduating college
>gets me a job
Don't be such a pussy Australia
>>79880996
>at 4th July BBQ
>hippy parents
>me only muskets were around at the second amendment
> I said:
So the first only applies to word of mouth and printing presses?
>gets kicked put
>in car with coworkers
>most not from area
>giving directions
>highway named after [person]
>coworkers ask who was [person]?
>"I don't know. Probably some local political fag from the 50's."
>silence
>2 days later someone brings it up
>I start saying, "man, I haven't said that word in ages, I shouldn't ever say it. I don't know what's wrong with me."
>never brought up again
2.5 years later. Think I'm safe now.
>>79890119
>inventor of the computer should be gassed
>Be me
>At uni meet bern supporter
>Slowly redpill him on trump and conservative views
>mfw he now supports trump
>Mfw he said people with autism should be euthanized
I'm proud of him
>>79894037
>born in south africa in 85
> i still say thats mighty white when someone does something nice
Am i gonna die?
>>79898167
>>79898424
How could a nigger hit his father if they don't even know one another?
>high as fuck
>At library
>Overhear group of Asians talking about shit like white privilege and women's rights dumb shit like that
>Look at Asian friend im with
>Tell him I have to go defend white people
>Walk up to group
>"Hi I'm here to defend white people"
>Don't remember what we talked about but they called me racist and misogynistic
>Return to friend
>Tell him "I've saved white people"
>Get harassed by that group everytime I go to the library now
>>79899942
same shit.
>Buying beer, 99cents.
>taking beer, quietly sying to myself "operator, give me doubles"
>young guy next to me hears me, takes cheese, walks past me saying "check em"
>we grin at eachother and go uor separate ways
never thought this could happen in vienna
>>79882682
>Mfw I redpilled my wife's extended family on muzzies and Clinton.
>>79900640
> euthanizing autists
> would eradicate 4chan and pol in one fell swoop
faggot.
>>79899942
>>79900777
Checked, but I don't say it out loud.
>>79900750
Cause the father is fucking Nig nog's sister?
>talk shit about indios (mexican niggers)
>mom: don't be mean
>"Im not mean, those are just facts"
>one nigger sued her and failed
>"told ya"
>she hate those fucking indios now
>taking advantage of the situation, I redpilled her a little bit more
it's not just great cause I redpilled her, but also that feel of "I FUCKING TOLD YOU"
feels so great
>>79893148
Vacationed in turkey last month. Turks are actually kind of trustworthy, except for one old guy who tried to scam me and the gf double the price of an orange juice.
>>79900537
what
>>79880996
I don't have any friends
>>79900843
I do it from habit. I'm not intentionally being autistic.
>>79900827
They are subhuman and ruin humanity like negros and muslims
>hanging out at friends house after helping them move furniture and stuff in
>talking about their dog and how people react to him
>friends casually start talking about how niggers who come around or live around the area are terrified of the dog, while any other races love him
>mentions how the dog always growls and gets visibly defensive around only niggers
>first conversation where my friends revealed their power levels first
>feelsgoodman
>>79900777
Check em
My dad is odd about it
Is there such thing as a pink pill?
> he is a marine colonel
> shows clear signs of being red pilled but seems in denial over it
> he purposely blue pills himself on many issues and on days off will just bury his head in a video game
>>79893621
top kek fa:m
>>79897302
>I heard him call a Bernie supporter a duck the other day
>duck
What a faggot everyone knows Bernie supporters are Finches
>>79901226
Lul
>>79901217
The higher-ups kind of have to at this point.
>>79886388
>So I'm at a bar my friend works at
>drinking having a good time
>Playing trivia With a qt I met at the bar
>later in the night i'm drunk as shit
>i'm a social guy and I been talking to randoms at the bar all night
>notice this one guys obvious gay man lisp
Has a wedding ring
>I say "what's it like to be a married faggot"
>Gay dude's coo about it he laughs it off
>friend working at the bar has a gay brother tho
he lectures me about how
>it's just like saying nigger
>tell him it's not like being black, being gay
never really talk to him after that
>tfw people like me better, even though I'm not a PC little bitch
I can afford to lose friends that have baby ear and can't take mean words
>>79901226
How bigoted of you. Bernie supporters are Cockatiel.
>>79901217
The greatest burden in life is knowledge
>>79900288
Those dubs... Kek wills it
>>79900470
That's not very off the wall and outlandish. Low energy if you ask me.
>>79901171
niggers are terrified of dogs
>>79880996
>Have to take bullshit social science class to graduate
>War & Gender
>Ohboy.jpg
>Go to bookstore to get textbook
>Author's last name is literally Goldstein
>start laughing
>"w-what anon?"
>"Goldstein... bahahahahaha"
>"W-what?"
>"N-nuffin."
>>79880996
>mfw my wife started to fuck around on me so I ditched her ass, got with a girl literally twenty years younger than her, and took the kids.
>>79897336
cuc.k
>>79896997
Good one. Usually the response to this is "isn't that a very racist question, anon?"
>>79896313
Something about spics hyper speaking spanish just irritates my nuts
>be me
>have gf
>gf insists I accompany her to some weird event
>Get there, it turns out to be something where we learn not to be socially awkward and not get triggered by literally anything, by just talking to other people. I do fine because I am not autistic....
>...until later, when I am super autistic.
>Hosted by nu-male turbo cuck, who seems to be trying to teach people to not care about the statements of others. All exercises have are about facing your social anxieties/fears, and thickening your skin. Stuff like just holding eye contact with a random stranger, talking to them, etc.
>Attended by dozens of SJW cucks and "PTSD" females who are all trying to make themselves stronger so they don't get triggered by things they read/see. I actually really want them to get better because they're acknowledging and trying to fix such a glaring character weakness.
>After some trust falls and shit like that, turbo cuck insists that we break up into pairs, and practice an exercise where we literally insult the other person as hard as we can. It was meant to thicken skin or something.
>Here's how I won
>I got paired up with some black chick, shook her hand politely, and warned her that I'm gonna go hard, and that she should probably get another partner if she's not ready. I really wanted to help this girl thicken her skin, so I wasn't going to hold back. She said she was ready.
>The moment turbo cuck said go, I just started quoting Trump. She wasn't ready.
>I talk about the wall, I talk about low-energy, I talk about big fat mistakes named Yeb!, and more
>Eventually I finish off by telling her that she's going to get deported for not having fake orange spray-on tan-colored skin. I thought I was being obvious that I was joking.
>I was wrong.
>She completely loses her shit, and my GF and I have to leave
I got thrown out for doing what they wanted me to. I'll never forget it. Fuck em all, half of them probably committed suicide since then.
>>79882303
they're not my friends
>dinner with parents and gf
>mom complains that ticks and chiggers are the worst most annoying parasites
>"are you sure you don't mean spics and uh..."
>gf glares at me
>dad laughs his ass off
>we all drink
>be me in America
>Commiefornia High School in senior year gov class
>try hard with opinion
>trump vs hillary debate
>ask teacher about Bernie
>NoLosersAllowed.jpg
>go to trump side with 5 other kids out of a class of 35
>Power level revealed
>class starts raging on trump
>ad hominems and strawmen
>debunk and shred their shit with stats, facts and rhetoric the likes of which these snot drinking kids have never seen
>only one to raise hand for God emperor
>itsover9000.gif
>finally towards the end 10 kids switch sides mid debate
>couple of the ones that didn't come to me after class
>"Dude I'd support Trump over hillary but Im still a bernout"
>literally red pill 75% my senior class who will be voting this election
>>79902740
br?
>>79884045
>jesus wore a dress
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HE WORE A FUCKING ROBE YOU IGNORANT SHIT EATING CUNT, FUCKCKKINGGG WEWWW
>>79902359
It's the same feeling I get when haitians talk their fucking weird native language in the bus to work. It just irritates me not being able to understand all that shit.
>>79897958
you're not supposed to shout it from the top of the hill dumbass.
You go from individual to individual.
>>79898156
most likely because they're the out of town chinks that didn't grow up there
>>79900409
Petroleum Popsicle still my favorite nickname for niggers
>>79886623
NOICE!
>>79897958
lol
>being this cucked
you can't swallow your own emotions and function in society
here's your /pol/ card
>>79882682
>TFW you relate to older generations and have a red pilled as fuck family.
this
I told my mum I wanted to go on a cycling trip through Germany and she went off on a rant about how I should do it now before it's too late because europe is getting destroyed by savage immigrants and kike globalists
I don't even know how she knows these things, maybe she got collaterally redpiled as I tried to subtly redpill my sister
>>79904310
I let your mom browse /pol/ on my phone after I'm done dicking her down. You're welcome, bro.
>>79889850
Swedish people, that's who
>in college microbiology class
>group project
>somehow end up talking about how St. Cloud used to be nice, now it's a trash heap
>"it's cause of all the fucking somalians"
>realize what I said, freeze and look around
>guys are laughing and tell me that they totally agree
Thank god all Minnesotan's hate Somalians.
>get drunk with friends at the beach
>OP drinks a little to much
>OP yells sieg heil and does roman saulte
>friends laugh it off and also yell white power
feels good being friends with like minded individuals
>>79880996
>my dad has a powerlevel like my own
>mom is redpilled since communism broke down (russia)
>all my friends aknowledge who i am and no one is mad at me
>redpilled my gf
>openly and always show my powerlevel
>not ashamed
only my brother is a hardcore libcuck. Moved to berlin, now he is even worse. Fucking disappointment of my life
>>79900537
fucking great point finna steal this argument
>>79904690
>yfw he has a boyfriend in secret.
