>BANG
>"POLICE! DON'T MOVE! STAY WHERE YOU ARE!"
>You are grabbed, thrown to the ground and cuffed
>"I am arresting you for browsing 4chan.org which has been listed as an illegal website under the Internet Threats Act 2016. You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you say may be given in evidence."
>Your computer is confiscated and the police start ripping your house apart
>They find your hentai
>ohfuck.jpg
>Now the police are confiscating your porn and you are now also being arrested for owning loli
>You get shoved into the party van, taken to the police station and put in a temporary cell
>Two months later in court you are sentenced to 5 years in a re-education camp
This will literally become a reality if we elect Theresa May.
>>79826555
Will it get better or worse now? I am curious abaut brexit
How great is the risk of her getting elected opposing to whom?
Good thing we care about our privacy here in burgerland
Stay kucked brittards
>>79826555
Trips, mad respect.
I recommend you do not elect Theresa May, anon. Also, appointing a woman leader is a bad idea 9 times out of ten anyways.
>>79826555
>B-But it was satire
"Ok Anon you're free to go"
>>79830336
S O C I A L E X P E R I M E N T
>>79826555
>banning degeneracy
What's the problem?
>>79827292
trump is the fascist here you dumb cunt
>>79830156
>t.obama
>>79830472
>>79826555
>You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you say may be given in evidence."
holy fuck, hey are called miranda rights (I guess you aren't to familiar with civilians having rights to understand) and you can look them up on wikipedia and not butcher them so badly that I stopped reading
>>79830988
they arent called that in other legal systems you stupid fucking yankee.
jesus christ yoou make us look bad.
>>79826555
>but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court
>give us a peek at your exculpatory evidence/arguments or you'll get done lad
kek UK what is wrong with you?
>in court
>say I have autism
>all charges dropped
Actually happened
>>79826555
>implying my doors aren't rigged to explode if forced and I don't have a collapsible tunnel that leads to the drainage systems
>>79826555
Can I testify against Shillary for immunity?
>>79826555
At least they didn't find out you don't have a TV license.
Also, checked
>>79830988
>US laws apply to foreigners in foreign countries
>>79826555
Nice trips. Also if Theresa May wins I will be leaving this website and various others.
Can King William save us?
>>79826555
>Now the police are confiscating your porn and you are now also being arrested for owning loli
This is what will probably get me. I only have a handful of loli out of thousands of hentai pics, but that won't make a lick of difference to people with an agenda.
>>79826555
>"I am arresting you for browsing 4chan.org
I don't know about anyone else, but at this point I'd be laughing too hard to give a shit about being arrested.
>>79826555
>Living in a 3rd world shithole where those things are illegal
>>79834264
>he lives in a state where loli is illegal
What's it like not being free?
>>79835312
My first loli fap was actually to Rikka.
Chuunibyou girl best girl.
>>79830885
That face.
Its like he is saying "Get used to it kid, this is how the world works"
>>79835312
wait loli is illegal in parts of america?
but it's cartoons
>>79826555
>Now the police are confiscating your porn and you are now also being arrested for owning loli
Sucks to be you, loli is legal here
Anyway, will you have elections? Since you only have to chose the prime minister would the party vote internally for it?
>>79835896
>oh man this loli hentai is fucking amazing, i could fap to this forever
>y'know what, this isn't doing it for me, i'm gonna move onto pictures of real kids
>oh man these hot pics are fucking amazing, i could fap to this forever
>y'know what, this isn't doing it for me, i'm gonna molest kids in real life
I think that's the mindset.
>>79826555
>Loli illegal
In what Dystopia are you living?
>>79826555
>This will literally become a reality if we elect Theresa May.
It's already a reality, mate.
>>79832761
Always say nothing. This is confusing jargon that the cops use to try and get a confession out of you early on by pretending to imply that if you say nothing now, you're fucked.
>but it may harm your defence
Thats the clincher. Always say nothing.
>>79836072
>3D adult porn moves from extreme taboo to being an industry worth hundreds of millions
>rape rate doesn't increase, and has been falling since the 90s
>normies maintain that pedos should have nothing to vent to
>>79836072
Pretty soon you're injecting twelve animus at once.
