Well faggots, wtf has your country done today? America just landed a probe named Juno on fucking Jupiter.
USA USA USA USA USA USA
http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/04/world/juno-jupiter-nasa/
>>79824790
>landed
>Jupiter
Please guys this isnt the average american.
What, you landed on a gas giant?
I think you need to reword something there.
But more importantly: Is this going to be another one of those things that gets a lot of fanfare but proceeds to give no practical gains for the next 50 years and foreseeable future thereafter, or will it genuinely contribute something this time?
Google says the team is supposed to look like this.
>>79824914
muh american edukation
>>79824976
Yea they didn't land it but it is Orbiting Jupiter.
>>79825047
So brave and diverse.
>>79824976
They say its gonna give new information on the origin of the planets. Im pretty hyped
>>79824790
IIt's not even a lander, you stupid faggot. At least try a little harder when you're taking credit for other people's work, which you had absolutely no part in.
Patriotism: The virtue of those who have nothing else to be proud of.
>>79825047
>no white guy with a massive beard
>no asians
>only one girl, the blond one
>black/indian guy is bald, not short haired
they need to try harder
>>79825295
Don't be so upset Hans, you guys are leading the world in tolerance and cuckoldry.
>>79825295
Well, patriotism is illegal where you come from. But seriously everyone should be excuted becouse its humanity advancing and were going to find out more about our solar system and our own planet.
>>79825295
Who do you think paid for that machine?
>marxists
>understanding money
>>79825457
Damn bro, what kind of secrets are we going to find out about that the entire population needs to be executed.
>>79824790
Congratulations, Now you can show us pics of alien lifeforms without hiding it anymore.
/pol/ still falls for the NASA jew
>>79825789
This, biggest pointless circus i've ever seen.
>>79825457
> *excited
Damm it
>>79824790
Great! Now we'll have clearer pictures of your mom's ass.
>>79824790
#justwhitepeoplethings
>>79825935
Typical frog.
>>79824790
We provided the engines
>>79825295
People of the enclosed system called country create culture, all of them, from the trash collector to rocket engineer, through their taxes, through their shared values, through their behavior. This culture then creates environment for the grow of arts, philosophy, and scientifical achievements and progress. Thus if Americans landed a probe on Jupiter, it is in sense an achievement of all people in that enclosed system called America.
But why the fuck do I explain anything about a nation to a fucking German.
>>79824790
Planets don't fucking exist. Stupid bluepilled autist.
>>79824790
How do you land on a massive pile of gas?
>>79826058
This guy gets it.
>>79825047
Jesus fucking christ...
>>79826098
Ask Mohammed
>>79825047
>ran by white men
>some women and pakis pushed into advisory roles
Google should become diverse itself first before pointing fingers
>>79826098
It sinks to the center and is crushed.
>>79826266
Not knowing about the Diversity already at Google.. BAKA SENPAI
>>79826350
>>79826266
Forgot Link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3RoQRN65AI
Sad that they could spend the same amount ($1.1 bn) on a MSR program and then after a few years have enough Pu238 as part of the reactors 1% 'waste' to power something like juno for many decades with an RTG whilst saving money. As oppose to having only 37 orbits it could potentially have several hundred at least and then be used for other missions without having to be wasted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BybPPIMuQQ
>>79824790
We never left earth bro. Get over it.
>>79826661
do you know about fractals and complexity theory?
it's well known that clouds have self-similarity.
the highlighted sections in that picture aren't even exact matches, just very similar.
>>79824790
I'M DISTURBED AND TRIGGERED BY THE LACK OF POCS IN THIS PICTURE!
>>79825047
WE WUZ ASTRUNUTS AN SHEEEEIT
NASA is racist. why are there no POC (people of color) on that team?
>>79826350
>Head of Black Community Engagement
top kek, this is even more racist, WHY ARE LIBERALS SO FUCKING MENTAL JESUS CHRIST
>>79826794
>being this delusional
wew
>>79824790
>Landing on Jupiter
How retarded are you? Just going through Jupiter's atmosphere would crush virtually anything due to its extreme atmospheric pressure.
>muh gas giant
You can land on Jupiter you stupid fucks, the density of it causes the gas to form into a near solid state. The consistency would be like a cloud thick enough to walk on, to put it one way.
yes, now the maned mission, think of the fun will have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbAF1EExpek
>>79824790
>being proud of our socialist space program
The Cold War is over faggot. NASA is the biggest waste of money in the federal budget.
>>79826794
>fractals
DUDE
>>79824790
The duration of the video made me feel like 1993 again
>>79826116
You don't you were just insulted by the Czech, America is literally a sum of all parts, the nation siphons intellectuals, engineers all forms of high-skilled workers from the rest of the planet and labels them American.
Anyone worth their salt knows when America declares anything it's more a victory for the world to herald, and not some moronic burger.
>Juno will also search for clues about how the planet formed, including whether it has a rocky core, the amount of water present within the deep atmosphere, mass distribution, and its deep winds, which can reach speeds of 618 kilometers per hour (384 mph).
lol fuck off.
The US military just wanted to test the 551 version of the Atlas and used this worthless piece of shit probe as an excuse.
>>79824790
>tfw the probe's engine was british-made
>>79824790
I don't care that you landed a probe on Jupiter, your team is racist and sexist.
>>79830294
>by Pajeet
what is the connection between Jupiter and cern?
>>79830717
swedes shouldn't throw fucking stones about brown people doing all the work. Glass looks like reinforced concrete compared to what your house is made of
