Canada is like a poor man's version of Australia, horrible shitposts and shitty banter.
Why is that?
Aussies do it for a laugh
Canacucks do it because they are pathetic pieces of shit.
>>79822220
>Being this new
Quality shitposters from around the world use Australian proxies to post on /pol/.
>>79822220
Ausshits are genuinely pissed off and bitter from living in a third world shithole island in the middle of nowhere.
Canadians just shitpost for fun.
>>79822700
What a waste of dubs
>>79822220
>Checks flag
>non existent
>>79822735
Which website can I order your sister from?
>>79822700
>>79822865
His sister isn't for sale, you fuck. She works for a Russian mob-affiliated porno company. They bought her fair and square!
>>79822220
Your flag is gay it's like Poland's but with a gay blue triangle.
To answer your question, Autistralians are faggots with too much time on their hand and not enough weed.
>>79822220
Shut it, phillipines.
>>79822700
this is average canadian tier shitposting
aka LOW
You realize that you're proof of what he stated?
>>79823372
Who is?
>>79823088
checked
>>79823197
Fine. Rent. Whatever.
>>79822700
the only one that sounds bitter is you
>All these Melbourne cucks acting like bogans
So do you get fined for using racist websites in your country? Or does your nanny state tax your internet more?
>>79823564
All of a sudden my life doesn't look too bad.
>>79823564
Gross!!! Why is that girl eating poop O_O it's not chocolate silly! Women are dumb :3
>>79822220
Anglo heritage.
>>79823843
Exile yourself
>>79823854
MEXICO, NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
You are supposed to be the saviors of the West!
NO!
>>79822220
I just realized that the two flags are Ontario and Canada, not Australia and Canada.
Take this L
>>79823564
>>79822700
>>79823297
I'm trying to find that Trump tweet edit about Canadian shitposting on /pol/ and only showing he has autism, but I can't find it
any help?
>>79823843
>>79823631
>>79824089
you're in so much trouble mom is gonna freak
This porn is cancer
As a neutral, Id go to Canada before Australia. I like both countries but im fucking tired of the heat and Canada looks like a cold comfy place.
>>79822220
/pol/ made them like this. You did it Sweden, and now Canada.
>>79824239
And this is why you don't challenge Australia's shitposting ability you moronic fucking syrupslurper
>>79824239
Shitporn or aboporn?
>>79824306
Both
>>79822220
Because we canadians are butthurt that they are second rate to americans and so act out for attention.
Fuck canadians we don't deserve this beautiful land
>this whole thread full of Canadians proving my point
>>79825669
FUCK YOU CUNT I KNOW YOURE FROM ALBERTA I HATE YOU REPUBLICUNTS FAGGOT CUTLET AMERICUNT WANNABES FUCK OFF GET OUT OF THIS COUNTRY YOURE NOT CANADIANS I DONT EVEN CARE IF AMERICA INVADES YOU IF THEY DO IM BUYING THE BIGGEST AMERICAN FLAG I CAN FIND AND USING ITA S WALLPAPER FOR MY HOUSE SND ILL BE CHANTING USA USA USA FROM MY BALCONY EVERYTIME THEY DROP A BOMB OM CALGARY
>>79823854
Australia is fatter than Canada? With all that heat and running away from snakes and spiders and shit. That's rich.
>>79824262
Don't go to southern Ontario in the summer, it's humid and sticky as fuck and Toronto is disgusting. Northern Ontario is probably what most foreigners picture Canada to be. Honestly rent a nice cottage (called camps up north) near Kenora or Thunder Bay.
>>79826935
Because Canada is the best Anglo country, we have the best music, best movies, best culture, best food, best accents, best slang, best looking women, best sports
>>79827109
Yeah I wish but... You see my flag? That explains all.
>>79829047
If you want to get away rom the heat come in the fall, it's nice when all the leaves are yellow and red there's not as many tourists (summer is crazy in Toronto) and it's not freezing cold yet
We use to be the coolest country on this board before Trudeau took office.
>>79822700
>Canada
>Not a frozen shithole
Pick one and only one.
>>79829172
>If you want to get away rom the heat come in the fall,
Canada during the fall though... could wake up to 20 degrees or could wake up to minus 12 with windchill and flurries.
>>79823854
All that picture proves is that Anglo countries are the wealthiest countries. Obesity isn't a problem in poverty-stricken shitholes like Sweden.
>>79829520
I don't know how the rest of country is but in October it's really comfortable in Toronto.
Because this is totally related to politics
>>79829520
Depends on where you are. I wouldn't visit the anywhere west of B.C. or North of Barrie past September if you don't like cold. Most of B.C has not had a cold winter in a while (hence the forest fires).
>>79829793
It is, the reason a lot of Russians act so retarded online is because of politics and anti-american propaganda.
As for Canada, it's because they are cucks.
>>79829856
East of B.C*
>>79829869
Toronto is not Canada, trust me even living in uptown Toronto it's like I'm in a whole different city compared to the degenerate downtown
>>79830268
I doubt 100% of your "shitposters" are from Toronto
>>79830390
We don't shitpost stop spreading this stupid meme Canadians have always been like this, and one day some Yankee Doodle says we're trying to out shitpost Australia and now all of you say the same thing, because the rest of the world lacks any originality and just copies America
>>79829172
No, no, I mean... I dont even have the money to buy a plane ticket.
I am v white btw and Im used to talk english and willing to learn french.
>>79831144
Nah fuck French speak English in Canada, we aren't France
>>79822220
The Czech Republic? More like the Off by 2 Republic LOL
>>79831300
Well but as I already know 2 romance languages I could learn french not very hardly and that could improve my options about getting a job??
I know that its only spoken in Quebec, but anyways I wont have any trouble learning it.
>>79832183
No, knowing French here outside of Quebec is completely pointless.
>>79830706
>>79832608
And Quebec is a bad place?
>>79832717
Whatever
>>79832757
It's the most degenerate, they're complete socialists and have the highest taxes and like too on about how their bars are open so late and they don't care about nudity or sex in movies. The only good thing about Quebec is that it's mostly white
>>79822609
Fuck off new zealand
>>79826935
>Australia is fatter than Canada? With all that heat and running away from snakes and spiders and shit. That's rich.
Mate, you do realise only pussies run from a challenge, right?
You're so fucked as a nation that you inherited French wimpyness with British cuckness.
You are literally the gristle of two of the weakest western societies, you're so pointless that not even the Vikings could be bothered capturing you.
What's it like to be America's door stop, anyway?
>>79833836
The Vikings got BTFO by our natives, swedes are so pathetic they couldn't even stop a couple of brownies with pointy sticks
>>79833180
What good is a white person if he is a complete degenerate? They might as well be black.
>>79834062
Yeah that's why Quebec is garbage all the Canadian porn is made there maple syrup, porn and video games is literally Quebec's economy
>>79822220
They're just proxies,actual Ausshitz are busy getting fucked by the giant spiders and shit over there.
Canada: Syrup, "bacon", politeness
Australia: Raped by spiders
Guess which one the Britards gave up first?
>>79836957
Australia, Queenie has visited us more than any other country and her mother said Canada is her home :)
