Reminder that India is off the hook for now.
>>79818380
German soldiers also develop breasts from part of their ceremonial march
No joke look up how many German soldiers have gotten breast reduction
Is the dong attached to his thigh?
>>79818380
who /always sits to pee/ here?
its nice and relaxing to read a magazine while you piss
fucking sitzpinklers I tell thee
>>79818845
Yeh love sitting down to pee and reading my Women's Weekly :) x
>>79818845
only people with cunts sit to piss
>germans don't go peepee standing up
Topkek.
>>79818380
Sitzpinkler is an ancient meme. How's summer going for ya?
>>79818845
Of course you have to sit and pee ahmed
Pee while standing up is haram for you
My dick just rubs up on the fucking toilet bowl if I sit down to do that. On some toilets it doesn't happen but on others it's impossible without pushing my dick down with my hand. It's fucking infuriating, I always have to be careful about it - glad I didn't get some disease yet or someshit.
>>79818718
OH shit it's true.
>their rifles constantly slap their chest on the left side
>this damages tissue
>the tissue malformes
>excess tissue builds up
>>79818380
>>79820409
So you want bed, bath and beyond ?
>>79820409
NO LOO?
>>79820178
Buy a fucking elongated toilet. Open front helps as well.
Is it true Germans shit onto a little shelf, stand up, observe the faeces, and only then proceed to wipe and flush?
>>79820763
The consistency of your poo provide can provide helpful insights about your well-being
>men who stand up peeing to prove to themselves that they're ""men""
Anon, no one of importance in your life is gonna judge you.
>>79818718
So THAT'S how german women happen.
>>79818380
In fairness, most men seem incapable of either lifting the seat or aiming properly.
Fuck it, we're save raving this shit.
PEE IN LEE
>>79820909
I can't even even
>>79820909
IT'S TRUE
>>79821498
my sides are gone
>>79818845
Gramps, how long does it take you to piss?
>>79819806
POO
>>79818845
I clean my dick with toilet paper after peeing.
>>79825962
Let him be m8. Not eve Pajeet pees sitting down.
They may have shitty pride, but it's still pride
>>79818380
I live alone and I pee sitting at home but standing anywhere else
I just don't like pee splashing everywhere in my bathroom
