Does the Iranian Hulk scare ISIS?
This bloke looks like he consumes 14 cartons of weebix every morning.
https://www.rt.com/viral/349476-iranian-hulk-fight-isis/
>>79816532
Weetbix for those interested.
>>79816532
Synthol is scary now?
>>79816532
i could take 'im
>>79816532
We don't live in the 15th century, firearms are a force equalizer and being larger makes you a better target.
>>79816532
big easy target
0/10
>>79816532
He wouldn't have time to fight ISIS. He'd be too busy shitting a wicker chair.
7.62mm ain't scared of some beef
>>79816532
Live action Popeye movie is shaping up, I see.
>>79816532
Mfw Disney wasnt even exaggerating.
>>79816657
The dude isn't using synthol he's just got Hulk genetics. This is his father.
>>79816724
>emus are slimmer than aussies
it finally makes sense
>>79816843
>>79816532
What is Weetabix?
>>79816724
>not recognizing such an obvious shitpost
I know it's a meme here and all, but do you have autism?
>>79816769
This.
A bullet is a bullet.
>>79816532
His archenemy is known only as Mr. Diabetes.
oh fuck, I just realised maybe this next level shitposting and I might have mistook it for a serious post
>>79816888
There are no good posts on /pol/ mate, what would you have me reply to?
>>79816532
he will crush kurdroach scum
http://www.shanghaidaily.com/article/article_xinhua.aspx?id=330139
>>79816775
iranian hulk vs american with advanced puppet skills
who would win?
>>79816532
What disease does he have to look like this?
His hands look like he can barely use them.
>>79816532
Is roiding haram?
If this Iranian Hulk is going to fight ISIS, who is Ironman? Putin?
>>79817157
I donno but roiding is popular in Iran
![greg-valentino-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ovq532t.jpg "greg-valentino-1[1].jpg")
>>79816532
>>79817157
It's not roids, it's disgusting synthol.
>Literally no Bi's or Tri's definition
That's synthol niggas
>>79817248
it's not synthol you retard, look at him
>>79817248
I don't think it's synthol, Sajad was always a big boy even as a teen.
>>79816532
>>79817172
Woah, someone figured out how to use liquify in photoshop.
>>79816532
>>79816724
>be newfag isis militant can't wait for dem virgins.jpg
>battle starts with iranian forces but we vastly outnumber them feelsgood.jpg
>rpgs exploding, bullets flying by, shouts of allah snackbar!
>much fighting but nearing the end only a handful of enemy infidels left
>hear blood chilling roar
>piss pants
>isis brothers start dropping like flys
>can see nothing but a green blur
>get thrown against a wall
>multiple ribs broken
>concussion
>look up as fade out
>see picrelated.jpg
I think this ISIS thing will be wrapped up in a few weeks desu senpai.
inb4 synthol claims
>>79817402
look him up, it's not photoshop
Arabs are probably the most useless disgusting race on the planet
>>79817598
you forgot abos senpai. and the dude is iranian, not arab
Leave isis to me
>>79817536
I honestly think he has some sort of genetic abnormality or disease; his hands look ridiculous, its not a natural body shape even amongst people who actually intensely work out.
>people on pol dont know the difference between oil and test
This is his armour for when he fights isis
>>79817654
theres literally 0 difference
>>79817141
I dunno, but it is clearly some fucked up genetics, or rare disorder.
>>79817598
>Arabs
That is Iranian - and Iranians are the closest thing to an ally against your run-of-the-mill Sunni muslim.
>>79817788
7/10
bonus for effort
Is that meant to be his cock in his left hand?
>>79817877
it is an ak47 lmao
![kci8mr[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0BZixjf.jpg "kci8mr[1].jpg")
>>79817328
>>79817357
Having good genetics don't mean you won't take synthol.
Just look at him, he looks like a fucking blob.
If he was really muscular and fat, he would look huge but fat like the strongmen.
Take a look at Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson, you can clearly see the difference even if he have a lower bodyfat.
>>79817788
/tg/ sword of blazing autism
>>79817958
man his heart must be like... ugh dude stop
let me live
why u doing this to us
fuck
>>79816532
This nigger is photoshopped and the media doesn't even realize it?
>>79817958
It's clearly fucked up genetics you retard.
Like the arm wrestler with a mutant arm.
>>79817958
Fuck that piece of shit memelord.
Zydrunas Savickas is a much better example.
>>79816532
give him a machine gun and tank armor
isis will be fucking finished
>>79818147
I'm not saying he don't have genetic predisposition, i'm saying he used synthol.
>>79817958
The Mountain is 210cm tall and actually has a pretty slim body type. He pumped up like this after he quit basketball because of a knee and took roids to get into powerlifting
It's not usual for strongmen to have this weird physique. Go look at bench press records these guys are all ogres
>>79817958
>180kg
>>79817795
>australia
>>79817958
>6.2% bodyfat
Yeah sure m8
Clegane looks impressive as fuck, but his abs tell me he is at 10-12%. Not that it matters. Low BF% is a meme anyway. 12-15% BF give you optimal testosterone levels and some reserves in case of a happening. Most women don't like shrivelled-up 6% guys either.
>>79816532
I wanna see him on Blacked.com
>>79818351
330kg Bench. Record stood for a decade
>>79818841
i benched 130 as a normalfag without weird positions or wraps or body suits and shit
pretty stoked, easily in the top 1% of bench in men in the world
>>79816532
>>79816532
I bet he can do some real crazy shit for about 10 minutes before his heart gives out.
I'd be more worried about someone faster than me with more stamina.
WELL DONE
HOWEVER
>>79820761
Isn't the bulldozer dead?
Wtf isn't this guy ISIS? Wasn't he called the Bulldozer? I swear they captured him a month ago.
>>79819567
Lol aussies are weak as fuck apparently, that's like top 5% at my gym if you include women
>>79817136
kek, he is a manlet. that fucking skeleton next to him has a bigger forearm than bicep... wtf.
>>79821139
You can lift 200x more than the ausfag, but you still live in literal nigger central.
Dudes taking massive doses of dianabol... probably all he can get in that shithole. He's also heavily buffed with synthol or something similar.
Explains the disproportionality, bloatedness and water retention.
>>79816673
fkn oath cunt just a cinderblock and a good swedish women is all i need to catch this cunt out
>>79816532
This man strikes fear into every shlomo kek
>>79818045
wow reddit, hi
>>79816532
Builtfat is still fat.
>>79816532
>Size matters in a gun fight
wew
>>79816532
When isis types run up to a person and detonate they don't care how big the person is.
>>79822272
let me guess you're a skinny 80 pound faggot
>>79816532
How on earth would he even be useful in combar? He would require an enormous amount of food and make a fucking huge target.
If anything he should carry artillety shells and whatnot, would make much better use of his strength.
>>79816532
He looks like he would only be good for lugging around an LMG.
Big fat target.
>>79822512
>this is what turkish manlets believe
This is why you stopped being a relevant military force... Very long ago.
>>79822615
>>>/shed/
>>79822615
He's right
This guy is more of a detriment than anything. This isn't 1000 years ago, people don't do physical combat anymore. Smaller = Better
>>79822512
He could just throw the artillery shells
>>79817958
This is about 12% BF, not 6%
Not that that's a bad thing. 10-15% BF is ideal
>>79816532
Wow, Ethan! Great moves, keep it up, proud of you!
>>79816532
Persian here, hope this synthol freak dies, fucking retard.
>reportedly lift loads of up to 175kg (386lb)
That's fucking nothing kek. World record 66 kg men's bench press is 188 kg.
>>79816532
he looks like he will die young
Pissening photoshop gains
>>79816532
His muscles look like a 3 year old drew them on. Fatties and synthol don't mix well
>>79816841
>>79817328
>>79817357
He does have dem genetics. He's what you could already call a big boi.
However if you think he's not taking synthol you must be someone who even thinks arnie is natty lol.
Taking synthol doesn't mean you suddenly become this:>>79816657
There's no way to be 100% but if he doesn't take synthol he must be downing one jar of fucking creatine a day
>>79817788
Pontiff Sulyvahn?
>>79822467
My guess to. I'm thinking all the synthol faggots are lanklets or neckbeards who's blood type is code red. Yeah he's big as fuck and eats everything in sight.
>>79823441
>>79823441
Abusing synthol looks like that blobby Persian tho. Shit destroys your muscle tissues to.
>>79822825
No, that would be a pain in the ass even for people stronger than him.
Honestly he is a perfect logistical tool. He would be of more use carrying heavy shit around than going Rambo.
>>79823139
By "lifting" they might mean casually lifting it up to his chest. Or maybe overhead pressing it, though I don't think this is likely.
>>79822944
kek
>>79823140
...like azyzz?
..RIP bro...
>>79821100
the bulldozer is some other guy. he's just huge because fat fuck.
>>79816532
I'm sure muscles can't stop bullets from killing you, especially when somebody's aiming at your head.
Memes aside, does anybody know the reasons behind Medina attacks? No matter what branch they were the Mecca is sacred to everybody in Islam afaik.
are you even trying, iran
>>79821139
I mean the top 5% at any gym is gonna be exactly the same with or without women tbqhwy fampai.
You guys do realize that these "mountains" use shitloads of steroids and growth hormones?
I mean sure, they have to keep a strict diet and workout like crazy, but that still can't explain how they got that big.
>>79817433
this guy is an Isis fighter and got slaughtered already you dumb bogan
>>79816532
No because bullets can still kill him
>>79824926
arent most of the icelandic strongmen clean? I know in nest of giants they got silent when the subject came up, but Hafthor Bjornsson and Pall Logasson look natural enough
my highest deadlift so far was 550, it was over a year ago now, but if I, some random faggot on /pol/ can lift 550, surely big guys (for you) like us can hit 800+ with more training
>>79824930
No, the Bulldozer is the nigga that got blasted, this guy is an executioner in Iran
>>79817433
??
>>79817248
Retard, it's fucking steroids but mostly genetics. Quit being a cuck with your Napoleon complex.
>>79816532
Synthol or no synthol this dude is fucking fat period. He doesn't look that ripped nor toned, probably doesn't even go to the gym, moves like a boat, and his heart will fail in a few months time. Would anybody want to look like him over oh say this guy?
>>79816639
wtf? are aussies so poor they have to eat knockoff weetabix?
>>79816532
He's a big guy
>>79825622
For you
>>79817433
More like
>be newfag isis militant can't wait for dem virgins.jpg
>battle starts with iranian forces but we vastly outnumber them feelsgood.jpg
>rpgs exploding, bullets flying by, shouts of allah snackbar!
>much fighting but nearing the end only a handful of enemy infidels left
>hear blood chilling roar
>piss pants
>isis brothers start dropping like flys
>can see nothing but a green blur
>take out ak47, aim, and fire
>green blur goes down
>the end
Circus freak. Belongs right there alongside the dog-faced boy.
>>79823988
Why? Would be a bodyweight press. Impressive sure, but not at all impossible.
>>79825643
Yeah im sure a trained MMA Fighter will send him to sleep
>>79825104
>arent most of the icelandic strongmen clean? I know in nest of giants they got silent when the subject came up, but Hafthor Bjornsson and Pall Logasson look natural enough
Top kek.
No, they are on a fuckton of roids and possibly HGH. Eddie Hall deadlifts over 1000.
>>79824930
Not same guy you replied to neither is the Iranian hulk bloke, you're thinking of Isis 'bulldozer' he did get killed like a bitch.
>>79825666
Great story satan
>>79825698
Now that you say it it might be possible. I don't know though.
>>79825710
Trained? An amateur MMA fighter will send him to sleep.
Look
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choi_Hong-man#Kickboxing_record
>7'1
>330lbs
>4-4 MMA record
top fucking kek
>>79825488
Not sure ISIS has many job openings for gay porn stars.
>>79825903
Being 330 lbs isn't a big deal if you are 7 fucking feet tall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3QzX1ZadJM
He looks pretty DYEL here.
>>79825512
Get the fuck out of here with that garbage. You probably don't even play cricket or drink Milo.
>>79816532
I just wanted to say that I could deadlift more than this fag at 16. He only diddlies 450, its synthol and fat.
>>79825764
I don't see why they would be, really. I'm 6'2, 280, my highest deadlift was 550 after every other day casual lifting. If I got back to the gym and continued lifting, I can probably easily go up to 700-800 after a bit. I'm already just about as big as most strongmen (Pall Logason is 5'10 300 something iirc), so fuck, I can do it natural
>>79825989
once he is on the ground he would be lost
>>79816532
THIS GUY IS A PERSIAN POWERLIFTER YOU RETARDS
>implying that would stop bullets
>>79826102
>Gharibi can reportedly lift loads of up to 175kg (386lb)
>386 pounds
thats what I fucking started lifting at, what the fuck
>>79825989
This is the only thing people who are fatter than you can do. Grab you and attempt to sit on you while you struggle and lose energy. They are slower than you by a lot anon. It's literally like a truck attempting to race with a sports car. Weight reductions will give you a lot of extra speed. A well placed punch or a armbar will take them down in no time.
>>79824864
not really, cause there is more people, so 5% also takes more people
>>79816843
OH SHIT
No
Most SF operators, and a good number of soldiers are usually otter-mode manlets. Somebody that big and bulky is fucking useless
>>79826379
hello, my white friend
>>79826150
Oh my god you actually believe this?
You will never deadlift more than 650 in your life I promise you.
Why would ISIS be scared? Is all that muscle going to stop a 7.62 bullet?
>>79826390
>ottermode
No, try 200-240 at around 6ft
>>79826635
Being large does actually make you harder to kill
>>79826564
I dunno, I might be able to, I'm a big guy (for you).
Everything up to 550 was pretty easy, but 550 is when it felt like I hit a brick wall. I stopped weightlifting after that because I moved, but I want to get back into it as soon as possible.
I think every 50 pounds after 550 is gonna be a huge wall that I have to overcome, but why do you say 650? Is that what most huge natural lifters get up to?
>>79818147
>Mutant arm
>implying nobody else in 4chan has one
After UK gets rid of goats you'll develop legendary masturbatory arm muscles
>>79826390
NOPE
The army has minimal height requirements.
Even pilots have minimal height requirements.
Somebody that small is fucking useless.
Do they even make children's body armor?
>>79823350
>muscles so strong they bend the texture of the wall behind
wew lad
Outside of fistycuffs, I don't see him being that strong.
>tfw some manlet /k/ tier military reject could kill him
>>79825250
He looks like one of those fat katana kids on youtube
oh boy is it time for the daily gay aussie thread where the butt munching faggot posts big meaty cuxs until he falls asleep?
cuck yourself OP
you you die in an ass cancer fire
>>79826251
Fat people are often muscular under the fat. In this Iranian guy's case he is very muscular under it. He can probablt move much faster than the average guy.
>>79823466
He's going to get parried to dead. R.I.P.
>>79821263
This.
Yes,niggers are biologically stronger,but they are still dumb
>>79822740
Hence why you'll find most operators aren't all that massive. Usually have the fitness of Olympic level athletes, sure, but not overly big. Of course there are the exceptions to the rule, but 99.9% of em are just fit as fuck, not bulked.
>>79827641
>He can probablt move much faster than the average guy
you really believe this?
while he throws a punch he will get two damaging kicks in the rips.then with BJJ expierence its just a matter of secounds he will sleep after an rear naked choke
He's all natty bro.
>>79826648
Kek, Mark Donaldson VC is only 5'7, full manlet. And quite a few others are between 5'7-5'10
>>79818147
But he trains that arm and that arm alone. Have I been coaxed?
>>79818841
Kirill Sarychev did a 345 kg bench in 2015.
>>79828449
Yeah but then look at Ben Roberts-Smith VC... especially in a photo when they are side by side.
>>79816532
Bigger target.
He'll die from an Isis sniper on day 0.
>>79818158
ay dat my nigga z
>>79828668
Haha yeah, BRS is beast mode. But even he had admitted that he is one of the rare big guys that has made it through Selection. Not saying it doesn't happen, just very rare.
>>79816881
Weetbix is the breakfast of the gods (Australians)
>>79816673
I got your back.
>>79816532
When they told him it's time to start cutting they did not mean other people's heads.
