http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYAxkRAQ_CQ
1st for Sienna
2nd for shutting division down
>>79808567
Reported
not politics
enjoy you're ban
>>79808629
imagine being the tattoo guy resting your hand on those titties for a couple hours
>fire department has a box that's on fire
Sassy-chan is having a long night. We should send her flowers.
who /burningbox/ here?
>>79808863
Netherlands, please. Adults are talking.
>box on fire
>>79808914
box = building
FYI
>>79808895
Oh man. Some fuckers have all the luck.
>mohammed
>>79808629
A fucking mess of a woman. Holy fuck.
>>79808895
Trying to convince her to do something other than hello kitty.
>Mohammad's son has returned
muhammads son has returned....from syria LEL
>mohammad has called 911 to say his son has returned
what did he mean by this
>>79808895
He's so used to it it wouldn't even register.
>>79809045
His wife's son returned unexpectedly.
>>79808629
>>79808895
Oh man, delicious and you tell her that hello kitty tattoo is nice and you just stare at her eyes directly.
>>79809015
A hot mess.
>>79808863
toppop
>tfw you will never be an otter-mode lad being used as end of shift relief to tired robert
>>79809015
she still could be saved
>>79809010
Prodigal son returned
did she just say flashing goyim?
touched her child
>male touched her child
M O L E S T E D
>touched her child
>>79809212
>>>/r9k/
chicks like that aren't "saved"
permanently damaged goods f a m
>touched her child
RED ALERT
RED ALERT
>>79809212
No, family, she's forever damaged.
>>79809384
im still gonna try
>>79809212
Wow. That first pic is some Bruce Jenner level of presentation. 1/10.
>>79809384
>>79809424
thats the joke
Just got here. Can someone give the rundown of Chicago happenings so far?
Come get this ex-girlfriend out of my car
>shot in the ass
>>79809506
Main channel has been pure gold for dispatcher quotes.
>guy shot in the butt
>guy in parking lot who won't wake up
Shot in the butt
The ambient stream is super /comfy/
>you need to go to the hospital
Ex-girlfriend stole her car keys
>Her
Some dindu getting shot in the ass will never not be funny.
>>79809506
uhhh.....
>mailbox exploded by fireworks
>13 year old shooter with mohawk
>3 kids shot
>female stabbed in the neck
>couple niggers shot
>sassy woman vs bitter old man ''do your damn job''
>wheelchair pervert taking pictures
>nigger climbed through a window of a girl room
>firework aimed at people
>people ganged up by gangbangers
>tow truck chasing someone
>bullet through someones window
and im sure much more
>>79809628
>not listening along with your own playlist
also
>SHOTS FIRED
i hear there weren't that many murders this weekend
shame
OOOAAAUUUHHHH
A L I U M S
D.O.A.
DEAD
ON
ARRIVAL
Definitely a DOA
HE IS DOA
Definitely DOA?
>uh, he is DEFINITELY a D.O.A.
>need to go to the hospital
>>79809736
>god bless you
>gave him a tissue
the bantz are great tonight
>>79809736
Nice!
Thanks
DOA
Shell casings and blood
DEFINITELY DOA
>>79809766
broke 2000 though so there's that
Car on fire
How many confirmed dead tonight?
>>79809506
not been keeping a log but;
>City smells like its on fire
>Shit yo, fires everywhere
>Dispatch "I Hate my life"
>5yo shot
>11yo shot
>lots of people shot
>more fireworks related hijinks
>more fires
>destroyed mailbox
>molestation
>the ones who only come out at night enjoying the newmoon
>>79809875
off the top of my head 6, including two children
>>79809890
>i hate my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u3iv8AT8G8
Chiraq needs more evidence techs.
Will Robert ever get any sleep?
>>79809506
Half the city was burning earlier, dispatcher says she hates her life, gives tissues, Robert saying there's "so much shit going down" he can't even assign codes to it.
>>79810037
robert is a dedicated man, justice never sleeps
why no sticky?
surprised there was no isis attack on july 4
>>79810121
whats the minimum amount of plebeian deaths it takes to make a sticky? Like 2-3? Come to think of it Chiraq threads probably do qualify for stickyness
Chicongo is really such a hell hole.
>>79810037
Robert will sleep when there is no crime in Chiraq.
>something lodged in his kidney
>something hit a guy in his back and is now lodged in his kidney
very quiet......
night roberts
>something lodged in his kidney
wat
>>79810464
10-4, sleep tight, Robert
>>79810121
sticky wouldn't be as comfy. general gets just the right amount of new people and regulars
>10-20 people fight
WE GOT A MELEE!
>battery in progress, 10-20 people fighting
>somebody got tazed
>>79810551
they wanted a donnybrook!
>>79810452
most people are burned out after 3 days of parting and the alcohol has taken its toll, the junkies have long found theirfix and normies have to start waking in 2 1/2 hours
>>79810541
Agreed. These are the most /comfy/ threads going right now. With Trump sorta taking a break until the GOP convention, Chiraq's scanner is my favorite thread.
>>79810541
People don't lurk enough anymore, they try to be the thread instead of enjoying it.
TASERED
NIGGER TOOK AN ELECTRIC RIDE
>"a fire going into a car on fire"
????
I love it when the dispatcher gets frustrated with repeat callers.
>2 year old fell down the stairs
Or "fell down the stairs." Either's possible really.
>called 4 times about the fireworks
GET OVER IT
>nog mom or mexican mom not watching 2 year old
>kid falls down flight of stairs and busts up face
>too dangerous for EMT to care for the kid without police protection.
damn
>>79810314
I'm really shocked at how nonstop shit is. There isn't any quiet time at all.
ALSO
>10 TO 20 PEOPLE FIGHTING
Chiraq is insane. Glad I live in the peaceful birthplace of freedom that is philly.
>>79810784
Filthadelphia
two 1 year olds fell down the stairs? wtf
>You're going to have to repeat that. I didn't hear a word you said.
>heavy sigh
STABBED IN THE HEAD
new thread theme; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YTh1Wsqo2c
STABBED IN THE HEAD
OUCH!
STAYYUBED IN THE HAYYUD. Jesus christ speak english dude
>stabbed in the head
>stabbed in the heed, by his gf
STABBED IN THE HEAD BY HIS GIRLFRIEND
>>79810784
cops have to deal with this and get so much hate from idiots. it's so annoying
>>79810939
Yes his girlfriend must have been cheating
>anonymous man stabbed in head by gf
>anon
NIGGA GOT STABBED IN THE HEAD
West Hiran...
It is Chiraqu.
GIRLS IN A MINIVAN
HERE WE GO...
>>79810962
Yes it's just like cops most of the time my father was a police officer describes it as babysitting.
>>79811047
Bangbus?
>>79811133
OR ANY ONE OF ONE OF THAT OVER-EXPLOITED GENRE!
>GANGBANG-BUS!
gn Robert
>complaint about a woman trying to fight everyone inside the house, involving drugs, the woman had guns and knives on her
>DRINK
>DRUGS
>GUNS
>KNIVES
Looks like school has started early!
Evidence technicians are the most overworked employees of CPD.
>>79810784
There are millions of people. It's statistics bro.
>>79811282
It's niggers.
COBRA!!!
>>79811346
kek
which chicago gang is /pol/s favourite?
Masonic must be a hospital in Chiraq. Policemen are always reporting they are going to or at Masonic.
>>79811411
I'm fond of the Almighty Black P Stones.
SHE DID SOMETHING WITH A BOTTLE AND A DOG
OH MY....
>she did something with the bottle and dog and ended up cutting herself
>>79811411
Mafia Insane Vice Lords
>>79808629
Is that the devil nigga
>SOMETHING WITH A BOTTLE AND A DOG, ENDED UP CUTTING HERSELF
Something with a bottle and a dog, and she cut her self...
>>79811476
>>79811478
Must be a Canadian visiting Chiraq who is unaware of the local laws.
>>79811484
22 !!
>>79811513
HEH!
>>79811476
Ended up cutting herself.
>>79811560
POOCH WAS NOT IN THE MOOD - HAD A HEADACHE!
>>79811282
I know but it's just strange hearing about it in real time.
When you read the news and see "Only 4 murders in a 3 day weekend" you think it was a calm weekend.
You forget about the robberies and domestic disputes and random dumb shit that happens.
>>79811546
So much fucking cringe.
They can afford ShotSpotter in Chiraq? Surprising.
>>79811690
I know. Its a shockingly embarrassing image!
shots fired here
shots fired there
shots fired everywhere
Shots Fired motherfucker.
chicago, the place to beat your wife and shoot some niggers
>3 different shots fired incidents - 4 shots, 10, then idk
>battery in progress,
>intoxicated boyfriend trying to get into house with crowbar
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
5 yr old girl good condition
Not a good night for kids tonight
>>79811716
What's a shots spotter?
>>79811610
Sad!
>>79811833
http://www.shotspotter.com/
>>79811782
Its a war zone man.
I swear to god we're still in Real Robert Hours. Non-stop batteries and shots fired with occasional totally left-field shit
we just got someone shot
>>79811876
we person of interest now
How many more happening will we see tonight?
GUNSHOT VICTIM
FEMALE SHOT IN THE BACK
shot in the back
>>79811903
3 am 4th July 71 degrees not surprising
>>79811411
Chi-Town Juggalos
Shot in da back
More shots fired
more shots fired
>female shot in the back
>sirens in the background
F
>Woke up just in time for a Robert thread
>MULTIPLE SHOTS
guy with a gun at the 7/11
>>79811903
You know it.
Another gunshot victim up the block!
Holy fuck!
>>79811903
I've said it for a week. The peak hours of niggerdry are 2am-4am Chiraq time.
>backlog
>SHOT IN THE FACE
>shot in the face
who /centrealtime/ here?
SHOT IN THE FUCKING FACE
SHOT IN THE FUCKING FACE
literally non-stop shots and battery
Kek spare these nogs
SHOT WITH A BB GUN
HOL UP
>Get shot
>Refuse EMS
RNS right there
female stabbed another female
Goddamn.
>woman stabbed another woman in the park
Chiraq women are more dangerous than the men.
Happy 4th of july, americans
>red shorts at it again
what's his end game
stabbings, shootings, and battery non fucking stop lel
>>79812207
>steyr aug
Patrician as fuck.
just when you think its over, more shit happens
>>79812207
thanks ausfag!
How's Brisbane? It's daytime over there, isn't it?
>I hate my life
please tell me somebody recorded that
>>79812248
Chiraq is a gift to us all.
Any UHAULS or maybe even Penske mentioned tonight?
So these people have been drinking all day and now the chickens are coming home to roost
>>79812207
hi robert, heres the recap
>>79809736
>>79809890
>>79810100
>>79812259
lol no, it's 6pm, Tuesday the 5th
>>79812233
you fucking know it, mate
>fag reports his boyfriend who is on dialysis isn't answering the phone
AIDS RIP
>another one shot in the face
>>79812342
>at 3:00 in the morning
poor guy, that fag must be a total bitch
>>79812293
holllleeeee fuck
>property damage MVA
>possibly intoxicated
>possibly
>>79812366
>mfw been playing Chiraq simulator all day
shit's good, man
>Joe Bush dead
awwwww.
>>79812325
I'd like to buy one but they're fucking expensive. European firearms are always ridiculously priced.
>>79812493
Too ashamed to admit you are from Logan?
>>79812506
it's worth it if you're a lefty so you dont get a mouth full of brass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIoSdZVir9o
>mfw got this bookmarked
>>79812572
otherway mate
Cabo
These threads the past few days have been my favorite. So comfy. So glad I don't live there.
drunk and drugged people fighting in a apartment
>and someone had a gun
sounds like everyone owns a gun
>>79812579
Hickock45 is the best. He's like every NRA member's grandpa.
>tfw bought a farm on 200 acres
>tfw building a cabin
>tfw in less than 12 months I will live innawoods with my own private shooting range
My cock is so hard.
>stabbed in the fucking face
eee
>female stabbed in face by neighbor
>female stabbed in hand by neighbor
>stabbed in the FACE by neighbor
damn
why dont you just fucking bomb south side, rolling thunder style
>STABBED IN THE FUCKING FACE BY A NEIGHBOR
>STABBED IN THE HAND BY THE NEIGHBOR
DONT FUCK WITH THIS NEIGHBOR
>stabbed in the face
Fuck.
>stabbed in the head by the neighbor
Big night for head wounds.
>several people fighting in apartment, all drinking and doing drugs
>10 people on a court throwing bottles and one with a gun
>lady says she was stabbed in the face, another says she was stabbed in the hand
god has abandoned this city
Sexual advances
>touching her
>making sexual advances
>can't leave
She's about to be raped. This is why all women should buy a gun and get a CCW permit.
>stabbed in the fucking face
>>79812613
Same shit just northside
UNWANTED SEXUAL ADVANCES.
>Miss Chili
>Black Pepper
>Miss Coldpepper
I believe the dispatcher means Miss Culpeper.
>black pepper, code pepper
what does it mean
>>79812845
It was a sexual emergency.
>>79812769
nah mate, people think their tough cunts here
everyone ive met from Logan and Ipswitch has been autistic as fuck
Stay cold, Pepper
black chili cold peppar...
>>79812929
Maybe you shouldn't meet with fags from /soc/
>>79812898
I was thinking the same thing.
>drunk boyfriend trying to break in with a crowbar
when does it end?
i forgot how edgy this game is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QUQt6_7sfo
>intoxicated boyfriend trying to get in with a crowbar
Return of the Intoxicated Bf with a Crowbar
So is this basically Purge weekend for Chicago?
>>79813030
>implying i go on /soc/
>implying i actually want to meet anyone from /pol/ irl
>>79813065
This has been the most active night I can remember so yeah, basically The Purge.
>>79813065
lol basically, kinda scary how accurate it is
Lady got cut, Robert.
>Wife locked husband out of the hosue.
>brave sleeping bag strayan anon is probably dead
>>79813097
lets meet up
and a gun
>all that was left were his shoes
yeah. He is dead.
>nephew's gone
>all that's left is his shoes
>>79813132
>>79813133
wouldnt mind if the cops left the city just for tonight to see if the city tears itself apart overnight
MY SCANNER IS SILENT
>>79813268
Goddamn that would be fucking sweet. We need to put cameras on every street in the hood so we can watch the show and jerk off to the nig-on-nig festivities.
>5 inch gash on her face
>STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
2 lesbians have cut each other, one in the face and one in the hand
>mutual companions
>5 inch gash on cheek
>left hand cut, refusing treatment
>>79813301
Reload the stream.
baby snatcher has taken another victim
all that's left of her nephew is his shoes
>>79813176
nah mate, i'll be right
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION FOR SOMEONE STABBED IN THE FUCKING FACE
>SINAC
all these happenings
>>79813341
Did you ever listen in to the logan cops?
My bearcat scanner is basically useless now.
>>79813331
thanks robert
>>79813409
They got a digital/P25 system?
>Autozone getting robbed
