Picture the average American.
I can barely see him over that guy's shoulder
>>79802113
>>79802178
Australian-American detected
>>79802113
>Muscled millionaire who children aspire to be and who gives back to his fans.
So Americans are all superheros?
Cool.
>>79802113
>>79802178
this
HAPPY AMERICA DAY!
FUCK THE BRITS!
First of all, 51% of the country is female. That means the average American is a woman. Were you picturing a woman? Hmm!
America has 4 million Muslims. That's 4 times as many as those who serve in all active branches of our military.
What is patriotism? Patriotism means loving the people. It's not about pride. It's about love.
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>>79802113
so, the average american is a picture of a wrestler? God damnit, you must be really 12 then. How can a picture of a wrestler who got nothing to say in this world beside "I am john cena" and faking beatings your average american? Is it because you would like to beat everyone and not taking responsibility of your actions, even if you're too weak for the real deal or because you are a betafaggot who wants to be like that and can't becuse you got no distinction, no faith, no style at all and all your girls run for another daddy? You are a beta and now acknowledge that and go on fighting on a satire board hoping someone would say anything else than fuck off goyim
>>79802749
Hot pasta my friend mind if i save it?
>>79802113
>>79802489
>>79802823
Fuck you
>>79802864
nah mister, no problem about that. But it doesn't make much sense in any other thread.
>>79802113
Its sad that he's giving his life to wrestling.
>>79802823
sheeit
>>79804050
Because he might have been what?
>>79802504
>51% of the country is female and I still can't get laid
>>79804218
>Because he might have been what?
7/11 clerk talking about freedom and giving you a snackbar for 75sents. Wearing his turban high and giving you a high five because you said "please".
>>79802823
>>79803004
>>79804155
>>79804662
>>79802823
THAT IS SOME NEXT LEVEL SHIT RIGHT THERE 10/10
>>79802882
not bad.
>>79802178
How can America ever recover from this post?
>>79802823
dafdsafdsafdsafasdfsaeasfeagas
According to jewgul
>>79802113
Jesus OP you're slow
>>79802178
Oh noooo.
>>79802113
I'm a #Clubmember now
>>79804823
Fucking Pedro.
>>79804823
THE WALL JUST GOT 100 FEET TALLER PEDRO
>>79804823
I just laugh whenever those screamers happen.
>>79804376
That's because all women 6/10 up want the 10/10 guy. A huge amount of women are all competing for a tiny population. Read Sexual Utopia In Power. Trust me, it's worth your while.
>>79807221
>want
More like the expect and think they "deserve" it. You should read the essay.
>>79806648
>showing my apple 'cause that's enough healthy lifestyle to beat the doctor off.
Also, drinking a starbucks milkshake is a sign of wealth and prosperity. Where is John Cena when you need a chair that desperately?
>>79802113
You posted a few people in the background but nothing up close?
>>79802113
>america
>white
This is a composite of every American man
I'm not even joking
>>79804823
FUCKING STAY BACK IN MEXICO YA SPIC CUNT
>>79802178
DELETE THIS
Easy.
>>79807435
>someone took a picture of every American male.
K
>>79807435
Way too thin.
>>79802113
average American """""""""cuisine""""""
>>79802113
Average family when Herr Trump get in.
>>79808214
hmmmm, tasty. Spiced doritos with a blop of ramen noodles. Texmex at its best. That's 5.99$ then.
>>79808214
As I sit here eating an apple, that webm makes my stomach turn... and to think people have paid to eat the garbage
>pic related is the average american family in the CURRENT YEAR
There is better, there is worse
>>79802113
A white person being curbstomped for expressing their views.
SIGN THIS PETITION: https://www.change.org/p/berkeley-unified-school-district-fire-yvette-felarca
THEY WILL COME FOR YOU: https://web.archive.org/web/20060623230746/http://www.chetlyzarko.com/bamn-terror.html
THEY ARE UNASHAMED TO BRAG ABOUT IT: http://www.snopes.com/2015/06/25/luke-massie-smith/
> Your home in ashes, your starving children strewn about you half-dead and sobbing, packs of vicious wild dogs roaming the streets of once-happy American suburbs feeding off the weak, the cities burning on the horizon and the ground rumbling underfoot from the Chinese tanks out enforcing the new government's mandatory curfew.
> And always, through the din of screams and smoke and jackboots marching in unison, above it all you hear Obama laughing. It's been three weeks since you've had anything but pages torn from the family bible to eat. Your feet ache; your shoes have long ago been stolen by roving gangs of armed minorities and the tattered strips of the American flag you've bound them in do little to stop the cold, let alone the blisters.
THEY STABBED INNOCENTS IN SACRAMENTO, AND WERE KNOWN TO THREATEN OTHERS WITH KNIVES:
https://youtu.be/Ou_XUHgnNNI?t=3m55s
http://jewishworldreview.com/cols/fund112006.php3
> Just last June Ms. Gratz filed a report with Detroit police accusing Luke Massie, national chairman of the activist group By Any Means Necessary, of displaying a knife during a heated confrontation outside a state civil rights meeting. "It was one of several attempts to either intimidate me or attack my character," she said yesterday in an interview after a speech she gave at the National Association of Scholars meeting in Boston. She said Mr. Massie had a knife in his right pants pocket and toyed with it, pulling it halfway out of his pants but not drawing its blade. Mr. Massie denies the allegation.
>>79807435
kek, not even most mulattos look this black, and America would be an octoroon.
>>79808718
>how to do the 360° in style.
Captcha: tea, but shows only cups of coffee
>>79802823
FUCK BUILD WALL I SHIT MYSELF PACO FUCKKKKKK
>>79802113
>>79808639
>ugly
>starbucks
>apple
whelp im fucking triggered
that family should not exist. natural selection would've stomped their ancestors shit so hard reeeeeeeeeee
>>79804823
stay the fuck out juan
>>79807379
>canada
>white
>>79808248
it will be amazing
Pic related, another typical american family
>>79809253
I had to save it, they typify everything wrong with western society
>ugly
>starbucks
>apple
Even the goddamn next little ugly one of the bunch has an Apple iPad© in its hands
It's brutal, could be like an anti-Normal Rockwell
>>79809356
Just remind him 20million 'whites' in canada vs 200+million 'whites' in the USA
>>79804823
This is why we can't have nice things and don't get to have webms with sound on any other board besides /wsg/.
>>79804376
That's because women live longer than men yo
>>79804823
shame only wsg gets those fancy webums with sound
>>79809356
Canada is 84% of European heritage.
Canada's two biggest minority groups are 1. Chinese and 2. Native Americans.
The USA's two biggest minority groups are 1. Mexicans (many of which are illegal criminals) and 2. Niggers (many of which are sub saharan Africans from the slave trade)
The USA is 61% including "white" hispanics.
Americans are pretty nice in this country, ive met some
>>79806648
Those poor kids never stood a chance
>>79803004
>>79804155
>>79804843
>>79805286
you people are easily scared
>>79809099
>>79809970
>The USA is 61% including "white" hispanics.
you're forgetting all the coalburners and mulattos
do they even keep track of mixed kids demographics in us?
>>79802435
>your not white
>Argentina
wew
>>79802178
YOU CANT SEE ME
>>79802113
>>79808214
WHAT THE FUK
>>79802113
>>79802212
Much obliged, Sweden.
>>79802504
First of all, 63% of the country is caucasian. That means the average American is a white. Were you picturing a minority? Hmm!
>>79802113
>>79810952
White in the US is brown in other countries.
>>79809404
>it will be amazing
I know. It's a really good picture of a family whos mommy is doing all the household and daddy mows the lawn at sunday, smoking his pipe and tells epic stories about the glorious vietnam victory to the kids, who sit in a circle and look in awe at that wise great man. The son is playing catch the ball with the dog and the daughter will help her mother baking cookies for the whole neighbourhood.
Oh, and John Cena will come around and play peekaboo with the kids in his Ford. Everyone is happy and hissing the american flag when the icecream van comes around.
>playing some nice cover of the american anthem sung by Trump's daughter
Every true blonde american with blue eyes will hum the song of his forefathers. Tears will be shed by the mothers of 1 1/3 kids and the sky will be budweiser blue and red with a glimpse of stars and the moon shows off the american eagle at daylight.
The FBI will drive around, windows open in a black SUV and cheer to the patriotic citizens who will salute or waving their handkerchiefs.
Shootings will only occur in a range and google will only show the heroes of the ancient wars they fought.
Fox News will be the only broadcaster around and free speech is just a circlejerk everyone's agreeing to.
Amazon will read your mails and maybe delivering them with a drone, if it's not too offending to the SJW's.
>what a great time to be alive, daddy
Captain Kirk gets his own fleet, taking poland into space and frogs will btfo this planet on a segway. Rain will only happen if an angel goes to heaven and Muhammed will only spread 72 virgins instead of blowing up 72 virgins at the mall.
Football and basebal will be the worldwide dominating sports and the US will be the best at it. Every game would be saluted by M16's firing Mars bars into the sky celebrating freedom.
The oilers would run into the stadium with fountains of oil and gold spreading around.
>I'm celebrating right now grandmother.
>>79808945
Sometimes I wonder that maybe Poland are the best shitposters but people think we are just out of sheer volume. you cunts are alright
>>79802178
did we just shoot ourselves in the foot
>>79810952
>63% of the country is caucasian
American-caucasian maybe
>>79808214
i'd eat that
>>79802113
>>79802113
Here you go famalam
>>79804376
>51% of the country is female and I still can't get laid
32% fat
10% trans
4% normal
5% old
>>79810680
Truly a great day for all of mankind.
>>79802113
>>79802113
>Hollywood actor from jew movies and satanic wrestling corporation shills for kikes and globalists
Shocking
APPLEDOUGH
>>79808214
>>79815997
>satanic wrestling corporation
>>79816266
T H I C C
>>79816266
>>79802113
>>79804823
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK PEDRO
>>79809226
God damn, I love that dog.
>>79810680
That sonuvabitch emptied out all my dice for that stunt.
>>79802113
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
LOVE YOUR MUZZIES
LOVE YOUR RETARDS
LOVE YOUR FAGGOTS
LOVE YOUR NIGGERS
E PLURIBUS UNUM
UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT BUT THICK BROWN PASTE
>>79817347
>Wallonia
Remove croissant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKUMQFt_gd8
>>79809970
62.05% of total U.S. population is WHITE not including hispanics, you know there are plenty of hispanics that are white, 50% of hispanics identify as white in the US, they have euro ancestry some famous white hispanics are Martin Sheen, Caneron Diaz & Andy Garcia, you're an idiot.
>>79810135
you fell for maple negro's bullshit, hang your head in shame.
>>79817347
Belgians = french who were raped so hard by germans they drink beer :^)
>>79804823
rude
>>79818439
There's also a Flemmish part that doesnt suck
>>79816266
Freedom served in high capacity container
>>79818653
Yea, Flemmish doesn't suck, except the language sounds identical to someone who chain smokes and has chronic bronchitis and coughs up Phlegm to speak it. Dated a chick from there, every time she spoke that language to her mom over the phone made her go from a 9/10 to like a 2/10 subhuman diseased mongrel.
>>79808214
i recognize the ramen, doritos and lime, but what's everything else? source?
>>79818213
>pic related
>>79818970
I really don't understand why people think Dutch accents are ugly.
What does this sound like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_8snLihxWs
>>79816266
Mary BoBerry is high test af. would marry/10
>>79810212
yusss
>>79812722
t-thanks c-cu-mate
>>79808214
THE MADWOMAN JUST KEEPS GOING
>>79807435
>63% white
My sides
>>79802113
LETS GO CENA!
>>79820102
74% if you count white spics like you as white my Spaniard white friend :^)
>>79808639
>>79804823
>use 40 inch as monitor
>now has spiting headache
>>79802113
>>79808214
We had no idea it would get this far. I am so sorry.
>>79802178
fpbp 2bh
>>79802178
First post, as always, is best post
>>79817486
REEEEEEEEEEE
NOT A WALLOON
>>79802113
When I first see this thread, I thought you post him as an insult to mock americans, then I saw your flag and remember that americans actually think that "ebin meme guy" is a hero.
>>79822436
What are you doing in Wallonia then croissant?
>>79822549
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Versailles#Territorial_changes
>>79820420
Really? 74 alone counting hispanic whites? Jesus fucking christ thats low.
>>79822676
Still a walloon to me until you move elsewhere.