Attention users of 4chan. There will be, as you call it, a "happening" in exactly 2 hours and 37 minutes from now. This will be a major event taking place in the South China Sea. It will lead to a world war between the East and the West.
For citizens inside Japan; move away from dense urban areas as quickly as possible. Alert your loved ones to do the same.
For citizens of South Korea; move as far south-east as possible, North Korea will become highly dangerous throughout it's territory.
For citizens of the Americas; as with Japan, move away from dense urban areas as soon as possible, be sure to alert your loved ones.
Australia and the Oceanic region will most likely remain largely unaffected, but potential for invasion is always present.
Europe will be largely unaffected, initially. But it is best to take every precaution possible.
Several "Nuclear Options" in various nations will be used in this conflict. Be prepared and be safe.
This message has been premade, the specified time at the beginning of 2 hours and 37 minutes remains accurate.
Muh dicc
>>79797636
Is that happening spelled habbening?
sounds legit.
At least it's not a fake happening we have to wait months to be dissapointed by.
Report to FBI.
You're not trolling today mother fucker.
>>79797636
I don't believe you.
Great
cool
>>79797636
I have an appointment to the dentist in 30 minutes, can you set it earlier?
kthxbye
WHAT CITY WOULD YOU BE BORN IN AGAIN RIGHT NOW
http://www.neighborhoodscout.com/neighborhoods/crime-rates/top100dangerous/
>>79797636
I have my gas mask on, and bathtub filled. Whats next?
>>79797636
no one gives a shit about us famalam
Love thy neighbor.
Realistic scenario. I have thought about this situation the past few months but if the world was to take up arms again, it would be atleast 10 years from now.
Fallout 4 realist mode?
gr8 b8 m8.
this is one of my favorite images that you can pore over while you contemplate your decisiont.
>>79798172
200 years from now
>>79797636
I was really looking forward to the new Ghostbusters movie...
>>79798074
fugg wrong thread/board... All around fuckup
>>79797636
I've been waiting for you, Death, my old friend. Make it swift.
Can I have your attention please..:
> TESTICLES
That is all.
>>79797636
can you hurry it up,OP?
ill probably be sleeping when it happens.
>>79798292
Kek.
Come on dont get my hopes up like that.. Whats the nature of the incident
>>79797636
This is some high-level shit posting Aussie.
Nothing America can't handle
Kek wills it
>>79797636
Finally!!! I've waiting to see a World War since last year
>>79798096
It's fine. We get to see them kill each other
>>79797636
>see flag
>snicker
>>79798481
Have you been around the past 7 years? Obama and his leftist administration have disabled the effectiveness of our military. We're left to trust our rednecks and gun lovers if we're invaded.
>>79798383
Wait guys I got one
Shut up...
Meg
>>79797636
>Australia and the Oceanic region will most likely remain largely unaffected, but potential for invasion is always present.
Damn feels bad desu senpai
>>79797636
>1 post by this ID
Cool story bro
Will we be facing off against godzilla, too? Keep me posted, senpai
There's an old chinese man
He's going to fart
He's been holding it in all his life
>>79797636
K.. Keep me posted
>>79797636
>1 Post by this ID
>>79797636
>Australia and the Oceanic region will most likely remain largely unaffected, but potential for invasion is always present.
of course you sly bastard
What's it like to be such a loser that you make posts like this
Confusius say 'you full of shit'
Pfft, I just spent 5 months sailing the South China Sea and there's nothing that could happen that would escalate to nukes so quickly that you'd have to post a warning on 4chan of all places. Not even the capture or sinking of an American sub.
>>79798783
My captcha was a fucking beat up street sign on the ground, should've ss'ed
>>79797636
Oh look, another /pol/-tier ITS HAPPENING where nothing at all is going to happen.
Cant wait to kill some chinks
>see flag
>>79797861
>inb4 happening results in mass replies
>1 post by this ID
>>79798812
Man with smelly finger have itchy bum.
>>79797636
You better not be just shitposting
I've been waiting for a massive habbening for a long time. something to finally give meaning to my life
>>79797636
You cucks couldn't understand war against a herd of emus, so cool.
Is this a wide band listening thread? If not, someone better alert the Aussies that their OTH has become sentient and is posting on anonymous image boards.
>>79798868
Godspeed, and remember: kamikaze worked!
>>79797636
>notice flag
I saw a red stationary dot in the sky move slightly then drop a small green thing onto the ground...what the hell was that?
>>79797636
>right on knock off
Great, I've got a slab I can crack open for it.
>>79797636
Watching this thread
>>79797636
>>79799758
Fuck, I don't want to call my parents and ask them to take guns with us into the middle of nowhere for no reason.
Glad to se straya still delivering top notch shitposting.
>>79797636
Hawaii fag here; my body is ready, muh gunz are ready.
HAPPENING CANCELLED.
Sorry about that guys
>>79799838
haha that webm, did he get deported after that?
>>79797636
Welp, time to brew some coffee, it's gonna be a long night.
What time is it where you guys are? Exactly 1:59 here
>>79797636
A shitpost from that flag, why oh my word I never expected such a thing
>>79798132
10 years from now America will be 250 years old. 250 years is the average age of empires throughout history.
>>79798868
>>79797636
>This message has been premade
top kek
>>79797636
a shame this is fake
I'd enjoy a happening
post yfw its actually happening
>>79800235
American empire will last at least 35 years past that.
Include me in the screenshot if this turns out to be real
Neato
>inb4 gets invaded by japs
nvm it already happened kek.
I'm gonna get prepared just in case.
>>79798074
No Chicago. That lists bs m8
>>79797636
what about India
>75 replies
>1 post by this ID
>Aus
>>79797636
Fuck off Australia I was just about to sleep
Now I don't think I can anymore
>>79800729
total brownout
You've been playing to much Fallout, nerd.
>>79797636
Well Aussie it was nice knowing you. Seeing how incredibly unprepared you are to face off with China and will be sucking Uncle Sam's cock for help but you won't get it because Obama won't "put boots on the ground"
>>79800235
>implying America is average
AMERICA WILL BE GREAT AGAIN
>>79800804
kek
Somehow liberals will blame the end of the world on racism and white privilege
dont worry lads
anzacs will repopulate the world
>>79800235
america hasn't been an empire for 240 years even... maybe about fucking 70. kill yourself
huh
>>79797636
I'm in Tokyo.
Going to turn on an episode of Jojo and wait for the nukes.
>>79801200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
>>79797636
Uh-huh.
>1 post by this ID
>millions of happening threads that have turned out fake
>still staying up for this one just in case
I...I just want the happening to actually happen, /pol/...
Maybe if I had a gf or...I don't know...
ITS THE FUCKING END TIMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifUJVN09FSc
>>79797636
Right.
>>79801492
>millions of happening threads that have turned out fake
Not just millions
Every
Last
One
They are b tier and should be banned
>>79797636
Reported. Only humans are allowed to pass the captcha.
>>79801492
I'm waiting to die right now, so a good happening before I go could be cool.
>>79797636
>this thread again.
wew lad
>>79797636
Fuck Off Rudd
You can't just make this thread multiple times and hope you eventually fool someone.
You have to space these out months apart.
You already did this one not too long ago.
Night lads. If I wake up tomorrow I'm going to be disappointed Straya.
If you don't have a copy of the Bible with you, know that hell is eternal.
HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN
OP here
take a good hard look at yourselves. Waiting around for world destruction... you are everything that is wrong in the world.
get outside and find meaning in your lives that isn't at the expense of someone else. gullible tools.
>>79797636
will we die?
>>79802140
>not embracing Satan's 16" horned cock in your ass
>20[current year]
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-southchinasea-china-idUSKCN0ZL030
>>79802234
OP's mum Here
Ignore my son, I caught him masturbating the other day and now he's all shy and embarrassed and frustrated.
Its Ok Neville, all the big boys do it but usually in the shower not in the street.
>>79802350
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY ARE FUCKING NEAR IN OUR ISLANDS WAHT THA FUCK???? IM GOING TO DIE
>>79802350
this can't be
>>79798641
SOON
>>79802350
In joint editorials in its Chinese and English editions, the state-run Global Times said the dispute, having already been complicated by U.S. intervention, now faces further escalation due to the threat posed by the tribunal to China's sovereignty.
"Washington has deployed two carrier battle groups around the South China Sea, and it wants to send a signal by flexing its muscles: As the biggest powerhouse in the region, it awaits China's obedience," it said.
China should speed up developing its military deterrence abilities, the paper added.
"Even though China cannot keep up with the U.S. militarily in the short-term, it should be able to let the U.S. pay a cost it cannot stand if it intervenes in the South China Sea dispute by force," it said.
"China hopes disputes can be resolved by talks, but it must be prepared for any military confrontation. This is common sense in international relations."
The newspaper is published by the ruling Communist Party's official People's Daily, and while it is widely read in policy-making circles it does not have the same mouthpiece function as its parent.
China, which has been angered by U.S. patrols in the South China Sea, will be holding military drills in the waters there starting from Wednesday.
China's Defence Ministry said the drills are routine, the official China Daily reported.
>>79802350
Less than 2 hours. Please be REEEEEal
>>79802468
Its okay
Most South-East Asian countries are allied with each other against China because of their continued expansion in the South China Sea and Indian Ocean
This was bound to happen desu
>>79802350
Suddenly I'm craving Chinese food
>>79802350
>nothing happens
>>79797636
cool story bro
>>79802350
>>79802552
>>79798868
God speed Kamikaze Karate Kong
>>79797636
You better make sure it really happens you asshole, I am tired of these fake predictions.
>>79797636
only happening is more dicks in ur ass fagot
Who the fuck is going to invade New Zealand?
We dont even exist.
>>79800930
Everything been so boring lately.
We really need a massive happening, like 500 deaths.
>>79797636
Out of everyone a fucking Aussie is posting this
I hope you Americans changed your draft in time cause boy oh boy you're gonna need every last able body out there to fend off waves and waves of Chinese human fodder in the ruins of Japan
>>79797636
HOLY FUCK IS IT HAPPENING???
IM LOSING MY SHIT HERE GUYS GETTTING MY BUGOUT BAG. GOOD LUCK AND DONT FORGET YOUR 4 OF CLUBS!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>79802468
Press F to pay respects
>>79802350
Don't make me get excited for nothing.
TURN ON CNN!!!
MISSLE LAUNCHED BY NAVAL SHIP! NOT CLEAR WHO.
>>79802824
dont forget ur piss
>>79802821
Torn labrum in my hip. I'll be in the hills fucking qt country girls.
>>79797636
>letting Australia in charge of important messages
uh-huh
>>79802884
So it's happening?
This seems legit to me. It makes sense that China would start WW3 in the middle of the afternoon. They have the most strength after they finish their dog soup.
>>79797636
Finally.
toasting
also how much time do we have left?
>>79802434
Nothing is hotter than Aussie on Aussie banter
>>79797636
>the people on top who would know hours before a major happening
>giving a fuck about /pol/
I wish I was gullible enough to get hyped for this.
Please be real
>>79803045
Little over an hour and 15 minutes.
>>79803070
>I wish I was gullible enough to get hyped for this.
a senpai can dream though
You're gonna make me stay up until 2 am for this, aren't ya, you sick Aussie fuck?
>>79802884
How the fuck is it not clear if some one launched a missile.
>>79802234
>Literally no one believed you
"gullible tools"
lol back to plebbit with you
k... keep me posted
Your wife is about to start a happening in the middle of my pants in less than two minutes op
if ya know what i mean ;)
>>79803175
>Tfw it's only 10:43 here
Haha, east coast fags will never sleep forget her happening.
>>79803186
REPORTS JUST IN THAT THE MISSILE IS TRAVELLING LEFTWISE AT A REALLY QUICKENING RATE OF FASTNESS!
My power just went out.
>>79803239
What the fuck man.
East coast fags will be asleep for the happening*
So a bit over an hour left? I'm certain that this one is going to happen. It isn't like other predictions. This one is legit.
>>79803239
Holy fuck you're drunk
>>79803070
>>79803239
Suck my dick, commiefornian shitbag. I'm a CSTer.
>>79797636
>Australia and the Oceanic region will most likely remain largely unaffected, but potential for invasion is always present.
No one would even mention this unless they were lying. Obviously Oceania is going to be unaffected, what the fuck do you think is there?
1 hour 15 minutes til WW3
I hope you all got the water filters ready
>>79797636
Will we get to smoke some darkies?
If not, I don't really give a shit
Inb4 "happening" is OP sticking a lit M80 in his butt
>>79803386
Arizona faggot.
I bet you like daylight savings time you fucking sun cuck
>>79803342
>>79797636
>australia
k
>>79803449
Yeah, maybe I do.
>>79800382
Is it bad that I want WW3 to happen so I don't have to worry about shit anymore and just focus on killing chinks/ruskis/Snackbars? And if I die...I die
>>79803449
Daylight savings time is a wonderful bit of ingenuity that stupid rubes like you can't comprehend.
>mfw I have to worry about all the gooks, viets, and chinamen around getting "patriotic"
>>79797636
OP is a faggot
Nothing is going to happen goyim
SKYKING SKYK... oh...
>australian
>>79797636
>Tfw you live in Tampa.
>Tfw no hope in happening scenario
Good night anons.
>>79803953
Hey Tampabro, stay up with me you fucking faggot
>>79803953
DELET THIS
>>79803953
Que tampa?
Does OP or any of you guys have enough proof that this is real?
>>79802350
what WHAT WHAT
this is real right?
>>79797636
If only
>>79804196
I'm staying up until 2 for this. If nothing happens, then I'll learn an important lesson I should've already learned about Aussies.
>>79803750
Washington?
>>79804196
>Thinking this is real
>>79804381
Nah, DFW
My neighbor is a Chinese
>>79804400
it might be, it might be not
>>79797705
Literally nothing will happen
>>79803449
not to go all mandela effect on you, but it has been changed to "daylight saving time." i also remember it as "daylight savings time." ):
>>79799577
a firework
>>79797636
yfw happening threads become the new slide threads
they're on to us. they know the one thing /pol/ can't get enough of is a good happening.
even posting from an Australian ip to keep the shitpost legit in nature - well done, infiltrators.
>>79797636
ONE HOUR LEFT :]
>>79804415
Why the fuck are asians in Texas?
>>79804585
People responding to obvious bait/slide threads.
Can't wait for summer to be over.
>>79802350
>Pefecto Yasay
10/10 name
way to go /pol/
I told my mom and now she's all worked up
>>79804415
holy fuck, you in the arlington area or where?
>>79804636
You tell me, man. I'm not THAT old to know when/why they started emigrating here. All I know is that Dallas is known for its AMPs.
>>79804573
check the terminology paragraph
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daylight_saving_time
>>79797636
Fucking Austria.
>>79804587
Is it really one hour left?
I'm fucking ready to volunteer for infantry if this shit happens.
>>79801492
after a thousand battles, one only sees death
>>79804737
Nah, Carrolltonfag. This damn storm's gonna keep me up like last night, if anything.
>>79797636
>AUS
everytime
HOLYSHIT STOP POSTING FROGS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
STOP
FROG POSTING
NOW
>>79798652
trust me bud, youd be suprised how sneaky and tactical an gun owner in america can get.
Just think of how the u.s military struggled with ragheads with ww1 and ww2 equipment in the middle east.
Imagine if theyda had gear on par with the military like some gun owners do. may not sound like much, but itll be like vietnam to any foreign invader, fudds would be firing from 600- 1000 meters away at foreign patrols had they gotten in.
Praise KEK!
>>79804714
Are you out of breath after walking up the stairs to tell her?
USS Ronald Reagan is currently in the South China Sea
http://www.panorientnews.com/en/news.php?k=2529
>>79804772
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daylight_saving_time
omg tysm
>>79804814
same as here, but even worse with all the fucking shitskins blasting fireworks that are hitting my roof
>>79804956
what?
we share this room
>>79802350
Guys..
China wouldn't start WW3... would they?
>>79805019
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>79804583
It was right next to the fireworks but stayed still for a long ass time, then it moved up, then down, then let down this green thingy, then went down and disappeared. It was not firework.
>>79805049
Holy shit, still? Mine ended around 11
>>79805052
I just assumed you had to walk up some steps to get out of the basement to tell your mom.
>>79804809
If nothing happens, I'm blocking all Australian posts.
>>79804573
Sauce me on the pic, my dude
>>79797636
>2 posts by this ID
>>79797636
>>79797636
If anything remotely similar to what you've described happens I will cook and eat my ear. This is not a joke. I am this confident nothing will happen.
>>79804814
Lol the colony here , austin ranch to be exact. I lost power for 1 second.
>>79805169
How
Lubing up and loading several mags as we speak boys, get your hi points and wasr 10s ready
>>79800235
Unfortunately Britain and America raised the threshold on what constitutes an empire, to the point when we chose to not invade Syria people were cheering "the death of the American Empire."
Today , July 5th , is also the last day of Ramadan.
Expect lots of sacrifices to the Allah god.
SOON
>>79805169
This. Not even joking. All you innocent kangaroo fuckers better hope OP's not fibbing.
I bet the draft is gonna come back. Just watch. Big ass draft time. No more 4chan time, babies. We're clutching our chests in foxholes from this day on. Say bye bye to simple living and shitposting for laughs, it's MREs and the smell of gunpowder from now on.
>>79805399
>tfw I just bought my ar15 3 days ago
>>79801200
YOU THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE NUCLEAR WAR
BUT IT WAS ME, DIO
>>79805431
God I hope so.
>>79805431
>implying we would fight for the eternal jew
>>79805431
I can't handle another emu war
>>79805463
Save ;^)
Now distributing across interwebs
>>79805463
Not so rare anymore now is it?
>>79802350
Oh sheit...
fuck it, good night you fags and good luck if it happens
>tfw live in down town LA
See you later, space cowboys
>>79805617
>>79805644
please no, you aren't alowed to save only look!
>>79805837
I'm in glendale. It smells like onions and hookah.
>>79805856
I can't wait to send this to all my friends. I made sure to make a bunch of copies, too.
Ann Arbor here, all these liberal fags that go to EMU/UofM would try and flee to Canada of there was a draft.
I imagine theyd let you report draft dodgers?
>>79806031
...Dude...
You're breaking the rules
37 minutes lads
On mobile so post time doesn't show up right, what time will WW3 start /pol/?
put me in the screenshot buckaroo
>>79797636
Feels gud to be Aussie m8
>>79806129
I'd walk to the local processing station with draft card in hand and burn it in front of them with tears down my eyes all while holding my documents stating that I am the only one that can legitimately pass the family name.
Speaking of drafts and family names, what happens to women now that they have to be in the lottery?
I assume someone will post any breaking news when it happens. Til then, I'm getting a fap sesh in.
