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He fucking volunteered to fight against ISIS. The madman...
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He fucking volunteered to fight against ISIS. The madman...

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-36653775
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>>79794413
Didn't he get captured and killed a while ago?
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>>79794792
That was "the bulldozer". He was an ISIS executioner that got BTFO by Syrians. This guy is an autistic Iranian Arab. Kind of feel bad for him. Thought he'd be praised inline but instead got confused for a member of ISIS kek
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>>79795375
He will get BTFO in a few weeks
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His large frame will serve the fighters well as a pack mule or heavy weapons platform. Hes gonna have to work on the cardio and endurance though
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>>79794413
I thought this dude was chopping off heads recently?
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>>79794413
This guys is a "body builder" who can barely deadlift his own weight.
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>>79796258
big people are terrible at actually doing physical stuff
Someone who is THAT big likely has medical issues and heart/blood pressure problems.
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>>79794413
He's a big guy
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>>79797292
For you
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Fuck this perma-bulk fat retard.
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>This guy comes up to you and asks for your Infidel tax
What do?
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>>79797961
for me?
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>>79797292
UUUU
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If he gets captured the baneposting potential will be glorious
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>>79798268
I give him 900 dollarydoos
Guys not gonna know the difference, nor is he gonna count it
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>>79798268
Ask him if he counts his calories while playfully squeezing his man boob.
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>>79798350
He did get captured
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>>79799532
Sauce it.
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>>79794413

>Iranian Hulk and The Bulldozer will never fight it out in battle
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>>79799617
MUSLIMBOWL Confirmed
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>>79799605
He's confusing that big man with another big man, The Bulldozer of Fallujah.
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>>79794413
Well at least the ISIS combatants will finally have a target big enough to hit
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>>79794413
>implying that being big is good for the military
Kek good luck trying to duck
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>>79798268
Would it even be possible for him to get a 6pack? Seems like it just wouldn't work with his genetics(tm)
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>>79799873

Underrated post.
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>>79799617

Have faith. MUSLIMBOWL CONFIRMED.
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>>79796767
yeah but that guys gotta weigh like 200kg, can you deadlift that much?
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>>79798268
Convert to Islam on the spot and let him marry my wife, after covering her up of course.
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>>79802568
That's about 450lbs. A guy his size should easily be able to deadlift that. 4.5 plates is possible for sub 200lb lifters.
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>>79802568
Well I'm 73kg and can easy pull 130kg. 200kg ain't that much in deadlift
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>>79802625
>Islam
Isn't He Zoroastrian?
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>>79798268
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>>79798268
muscles don't stop bullets, i'd shoot his sandnigger face off.
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Is a man his size even of any use? He's huge, probably slow, and would get shot easily in most combat situations. What the fuck are they going to use him for? Busting doors down? Tossing grand pianos into 2nd story windows where ISIS fighters are hunkering down in?
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>>79798268
Is he big or fat? He looks off. Like he's supposed to be fat but the fat is in the right places to make muscles.
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>>79796804
Also this, stress his heart and he will need a doctor very quickly.
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>>79803043
>Le Saitama
Disgusting
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>>79798268
wow sexy
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>>79794413
I didn't know he was Iranian, I just assumed random sandnig. Well I genuinely wish him the best of luck fighting ISIS.

Kill 'em all you weird giant son of a bitch!
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>>79794413
Just a bigger target battlefield, might be useful for loading artillery shells though. Or something else that involves lifting heavy objects.
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>>79803258
he clearly has an endocrine disorder you fucking mongoloid
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>A bunch of preppy, fratbro gymfags arguing about this guy being able to lift or not

Never change, 4chan.
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>>79799873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mmx68VmTEo
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>>79794413

He's gunna die. He's a big target, can't take cover, etc. Manlets are the future of warfare.
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this story is an embarrassment to Iran

soleimani doesn't approve
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>>79803258
its photoshop
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>>79794413
I only feel bad for him because with his weight and all the extra shit the military will get him to carry, he is going to BTFO his knees.
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>>79798268

so instead of GigaNigger, he's what, TeraTehrani?
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>>79803508

he reminds me of the giant from GOT
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>>79798268
dude is going to die of a heart attack any day.
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>>79803508
Can confirm.

Every combat game that allows you to change character height, the best players go for the shortest/smallest to minimize hit box.
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>>79803777

The top general in Iranian military had to step down because he was too fucking fat
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>>79803779

Lanklets, the day when they will they learn is coming.
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>>79794413
>giant body
>won't be able to take cover for shit

I give him a week at best
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>>79798268
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>>79804100
Just cover the man with fucking tank armor and give him an MG, he will be fine
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>>79803258

He is ridiculously strong.

"Ripped" bodybuilders who have 4% body fat, would get torn in half by his guy.

Strong man is very different to bodybuilder, strong men are often also fat.
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>>79796258
>His large frame will serve as a heavy weapons platform

kek.
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>>79798268
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He's literally every video game enemy that's called a "brute"
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>>79804244
Only in American civilization such things can even happen.
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>>79798268
WAS THIS JIHAD PART OF YOUR PLAN?
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>>79803169

>What the fuck are they going to use him for?

Carrying and firing normally crew-operated weapons like heavy machine guns and recoilless rifles.
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>>79798268
Why is that nigga cel shaded
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>>79798268
Walk away briskly
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>>79807636
A+
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>>79808358

At last we have a civilzation
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>>79808610

Seems like it would be easy from him unless he has a bunch of fast minons around him. Then he'd be near unbeatable
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>>79794413
Why the fuck would you support Iran. If you like this guy you're basically supporting terrorism.
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>>79803258
synthol
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Then he is a Good man.

And he will be rewarded.
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>>79797292
fuck you
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>>79811553
Yet the US supports Israel and Saudi Arabia, get out Schlomo
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>>79809952

The little minions keep the giant down.
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>>79794413
how did he figured this is a good idea with his body size. you would have to be blind to miss him.
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>>79797292
fuck you
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>>79795375

Aren't Arabs in Iran were looked down on by the Persian majority?
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>>79794413
>guy only lifts 386


sad.

I'm 6'3" and 210 lbs and can deadlift 550 lbs and squat 500.
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>>79798268
Ask him in return to recite the shahada. I don't trust lifting infidels.
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>>79794413
>wouldn't even qualify for the shitty US Army
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>>79812865
Arabs are looked down upon everywhere actually, even by other arabs.
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>>79794413
Will he match the based Rambo Iraqi though?
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>>79802991
I'm Iranian I'm very doubtful he is Zoro. Sajad is from Bushr which is Islamic. Our remaining Zoros mostly live in Yazd, Tehran, Kermanshah. My god I hate my parents' generation for handing control to the mullahs
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>>79794413
I'm ex British Army - Royal Engineers.
There's a type of body shape that can perfrom under under terrible stress.
It's not big lads like pic. It's a wiry but toned.

The cunt in your pic could probably throw me through walls. But he'd have to catch me first.
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>>79813163
Sure you are amerifat.
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>>79803615
No that is really him. This was him when he was in school. weightlifting and wrestling is very popular in Iran but our diet is mostly vegetable and rice so people don't get as big as westerners. The younger generation eats much more dairy and meat than older generation and they're growing up to be much taller and bigger
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