http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYAxkRAQ_CQ
awoo
ayyyyyy robert
ROBERT CHECKING IN
I WONDER HOW THE DRUNK HOMELESS POLISH GUY IS DOING
Checkem Robert
KEK HAS BLESSED THIS NIGHT ROBERTS
2nd waifu of the week award
I didn't know Robert had his own action figure.
Robert
>>79793611
Still homeless
kek
CHECK
>>79793651
u china uncensored bruh?
S I E N N A
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>>79793627
>>79793695
>what did he mean by this?
The sun sets. Darkness envelops the city. Robert is our only hope against the Orc army.
>>79793628
yfw you find her instagram
girl is loaded
>>79793409
I am just hitting /comfy/, Robert.
>>79793479
The girls wear short shorts and cowboy boots, the BBQ is 10/10, and there are more guns than people by a minimal factor of three.
>You're welcome anytime, bby. ;)
>>79793409
Thanks for the thread, OP.
YO KEYS
Female offender that stabbed her yesterday is in the same vicinity that she is
all yall snitch bitches
Did I just hear someone got offended by his stature and got mad because the offender was his same height?
Robert
Using a pipe to clear people off the street?
>>79793817
WUZ
>>79793795
What's her instagram?
i-is she single?
>>79793839
>>79793651
>>79793896
LEAF
POST YFW COMFY WITH /pol/ ON 4TH OF JULYTEENTH
>>79793796
Calm down Texas.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzRv4l9xL1A
>>79793858
See something say something.
Domestic battery! Friend is messaging him on facebook saying her husband is beating her up
thank goodness we have social media
>>79793919
Wooo!
critical
Messaging on FB edition
69420 Robert reporting in. Any juicy events tonight?
>someone's urinating on the boat
urinating
>urinating on a boat
>>79793906
I love Johnny 5 being in that picture.
And C3P0 dressed like a mechanic with Christmas ornaments on him.
>>79793950
>Someone is urinating on the boat
stop it /b/
Guy wielding knife got knocked out ahahahahhaa
>pissing on the boat
The absolute madman.
Robert means arrest made
street blocked
>>79794039
>And C3P0 dressed like a mechanic with Christmas ornaments on him.
Hahaha. That's the body of T1000 from Terminator 2.
>>79793770
In Chiraq that is 11/10
roll it
DRUNK DRIVING WHITE GIRL
hey guys this message board is fun and all but can you cool it with the racism a bit?
Heavy intoxicated female white driver, she hit a parked vehicle, she has a flat tire and is trying to get away
>>79794101
Hahaha shit. I needed to zoom in
That actually kind of ruins it for me.
> fer der
>white female intoxicated hit and run with a flat tire
Rare
>>79794159
Go fuck yourself leaf
Someone was about to get blacked
>>79794159
sure thing, nigger
Shit. Black guy in a hoodie crawling into a little girls window. I hope Robert puts that animal down.
niggers climbing through the windows and raping kids
>>79794159
Fuck you chink.
>black male climbing through daughters window
why isn't he shot
>MALE
>BLACK
>BLACK HOODY
>BLACK PANTS
>TRIED TO CLIMB IN THROUGH DAUGHTERS WINDOW AND RAN OFF.
Hide yo daughters.
man it would suck balls to be a public defender in chicago
>Black male comin through yow windows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw
>>79794159
No problem wagon burning faggot
>trying to climb into a little girl's window
would the rate of murders increase if guns would be legalized in Chicago, or stay the same?
>>79794159
fuck off you leaf nigger
>>79794159
Wrong board nigger
>>79793628
Arrested for what?
Zone 6 (I'm compiling the other zones now and will post those since it seems no one else is):
>Teens shooting fireworks at cars
>Cop hospitalized
>Robert crashed his car into a fire hydrant
>Rumor that two men in a green 4 door Honda with stolen plates will begin mass shooting when the fireworks start, confirmed armed
>Multiple garages on fire
>Trees are on fire
>Grass is on fire
>Everything is on fire
>Group of spics shooting up someone's backyard
>Elderly woman's home broken into, resident started begging for help, call abruptly ended
>Two people shot, one in the chest, one in the leg
>2 year old tardling shot in the face with fireworks, family chimps out at EMS
>Male Spic beat up wife in street, got stopped by some partiers, returned with a gun and without his shirt
>Complaint about parking in handicapped spot
>Man runs into house to ask residents to call 911, is literally backstabbed
>More shit on fire
>Robert gets high score on 3D Space Cadet Pinball
>>79794234
Job security. You could do the worst possible job on purpose to ensure these fucking savages go away as long as possible and still keep a job just due to tjeb volume of work.
>>79794159
/pol/ is a board of peace
>>79794312
Still Zone 6
>4 door Chevy tried to ram a crowd of people and hit a pole
>Gangbangers in a Trailblaizer repeatedly driving through alley
>Man pulls knife on woman, then exposes his 'other' weapon to her
>Spic goes to BBQ to shoot relative, gun fails to discharge
>Dispatch dubs groups of three black men as "rare trinity"
Why are niggers setting everything on fire?
>>79794268
there would probably still be lots of deaths but lots of them would most likely be self defense from burglaries and such
>tfw fire responds
>>79794234
Do they have section 8 housing security?
I know in Toronto they had security that was specifically for public housing they were also nearly unarmed.
>>79794183
>>79794194
>>79794216
>>79794245
>>79794246
>>79794275
>>79794300
>>79794363
wow you guys really let me down baka
>>79794369
they're trying to appropriate our white culture of inventing fire
>>79794364
>group of three black males dubbed as "rare trinity."
Is she trying to meme? That's not rare. That's not how that works at all nigger.
>>79794396
>>79794369
they don't understand the basic laws of nature
firework = fire
grass + fire = fire
>>79794312
>>Robert gets high score on 3D Space Cadet Pinball
Thats actually the mission accepted sound effect.
>>79794369
Much like how a dog will dig at a blanker before laying down to sleep, nogs instinctively light fires to ward off lions and other nocturnal predators.
>>79794396
>>79794423
again. fuck off leaf nigger
>>79794369
It's from fireworks you nigger
>get there 5 minutes ago
Robert: Time Traveler
>>79794415
fuck off leaf a public defender is a court appointed attorney not some welfare superhero
>>79794508
Yeah I think we are on at least a five minute lag desu
>>79794423
Fucking leave now nigger.
>>79794396
This just in
Chicago police will go digital and encrypt all their communication in September
no more broadcasting
is robert okay
>>79794423
Fuck off leaf cuck, you're on 4chan. Go back to tenderly licking Daddy Trudeau's pink boypussy.
>>79794529
Top kek.
>>79794505
I've been lighting fireworks for 30+ years not a single fire was started as a result
>>79794605
SAUCE YOU FUCKING DINGO
R, R, Robert?
everyone's being so hostile can't us roberts get along
>>79794529
I was asking a question you brain dead coon.
>>79794605
broadcastify*
>fireworks went off in his face
>bleeding
Shoots off 4 rounds, goes back inside, caller thinks he might be mental but doesn't know his history
Fireworks went off in father's face and he's bleeding badly and there's a fight with the person responsible
>>79794504
>>79794598
>>79794625
smdh you guys need to get with the times!!
>>79794605
The broadcasts are added willingly by the department.
>>79794415
LOL those security would be killed. It'd be one of the deadliest jobs in America. There's neighborhoods so had the police don't even enter them. Any security hired to stop mischief and thuggery would be hung up on the light poles as a warning. You couldn't pay someone enough take that fucking job. IF they lived they would just be paid off instantly and start working for gangs
>>79794369
So they can see each other. For shooting purposes.
>>79794159
>>79794605
NOOOOOO
>>79794605
That would be worrying, but LAPD's coms are all digital and their coms are online all the time.
Kiwi retards.
>>79794686
jesus christ
>>79794709
We have them here and I used to see them get chased through the neighbourhood all time.
I doubt they even got danger pay.
>"my brudda, you cannot do dis to me. I am prince of Nigeria. You are in great trouble"
>>79794676
Again sauce
>>79794625
>>79794183
>>79794194
>>79794216
>>79794245
>>79794246
>>79794275
>>79794300
>>79794363
>>79794598
>>79794529
>>79794504
Stop trying to derail
>>79794039
>>79794101
>And C3P0 dressed like a mechanic with Christmas ornaments on him.
you idiots, those are the cops from THX 1138, get a clue
>>79794818
Looks like the nigerian prince who never sent me my cut after I sent him the $5000 upfront to cover the transfer fees on the millions
>>79794829
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
pretty intense right now
>>79794794
Yeah. If you armed them and held them to the same standard as police, they would be regularly firing shots and having to write extensive reports. It would be a waste of time, money and lives.
On the callers garage..
I bet you wish you had guns now Chimpcongo
>>79794818
Uhuru /pol/
ruse-evelt
>>79794907
Good point.
>>79794159
canadia is the most racism of cuntry around, always with syrup and aboot
COME OUT AND PLAY ROBERT
YOU KNOW HE WANTS YOU TO COME OUT AND PLAY RIGHT?
>>79794643
I guess because you have all your fingers means no one else losses theirs lighting fireworks either. Fucking retard
What was in the towel?
>>79794929
WUZ
>At least two attempted baby thefts
>WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
>FOOD COURT SHUT DOWN
>Grenade
>Punished Willie and son get booked
>Black female in wheelchair wielding gun, suspected to be with Crips
>SHOTS FIRED RAPID FIRE
>HAZMAT called
>DUUHHH
>kek blesses thread with quints
>Kids trap Mrs Green in her house by shooting fireworks at her door
>20 woman catfight at McDonalds
>Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>20 family members in alley threatening to shoot each other
>U-HAUL
>Newborn in alley
>Lone male Asian takes back the streets
> If he would've been carrying an AK47 I probably would've noticed him the first time
>Suicide attempted
>Trees on fire
>Garbage cans on fire
>Bullet in wall, dead rabbit in yard
>Drunk pollack on porch
>>79794452
Fuck if I know.
And that's it for me because unlike the dindus, I have to be at work at 6AM. Have fun.
>>79794920
>implying they dont
>>79793409
"you know he wants you to come out and play, right?"
well this could become interdasting
4th floor apartment dispute with the cousins, they want them out
black 05 pt cruiser convertible firing off m80s on the block sporadically
>>79794930
OOHOORUU
Just when I think this can't get more ridiculous, dispatch starts quoting the Warriors.
>>79794999
LEAFS
>>79795018
I pray they do.
theres that pinball sound again
>>79794893
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Just switched over, what did I miss?
>>79795008
>20 woman catfight at McDonalds
>>79795008
Thanks for the update zone 6 bro.
>Igbinosa Oronsaye
>>79794993
I'm just saying if niggers are setting everything on fire with fireworks they're fucking retarded
sassy
Robert you heart stealing lothario
>>79795118
>nickname - wheels
What percentage of the random break ins and assaults would stop if law abiding residents could be armed and CCW?
Seriously. So many break ins and people being assaulted in their homes. I live in Ohio and breaking into any house here is literally gambling your life. Chicagi citizens are sitting ducks.
>implying a woman's heart can be stolen
does she not realize her heart is beneath her chest under a thick layer of epidermis? what a dummy
anonymous shots fired on the block
drivers getting on lake shore drive on the exit ramp?
>>79794234
I had a bitch named Wendy Zunn. Fuck her. She lied to me and didn't even let me present a letter from my doctor that would've helped get me a reduced sentence. Cunt.
>>79795111
The history books will long speak of the Independence Day "Battle of the Golden Arches"
homicide scene
69th and clyde
rt@chachkevitch 1m1 minute ago
A person died after he was shot here at 69th/Clyde. #Chicago
>>79795203
lol getting on the exit ramp
CHECK THEM KEYS
>>79795209
>Chicagi citizens are sitting ducks.
We have the strictest gun laws in the nation. It's a hassle to get a gun.
>>79795238
>>79795247
snitches
>>79795099
some fatty fat american cop was chasing someone i think he was panting a lot and seemed tired
HOPEFULLY HE GETS KILLED!
>>79795238
>>79795247
Wew, lads.
>Dem fences
>Dat crime scene tape
>Dat public housing A E S T H E T I C
>>79794159
Never thought of it that way. Hmmm....
>>79795294
>Its a hassle to legally get a gun
>>79795312
Shouldn't you be busy fucking a dog?
>>79795326
Those are just regular apartment buildings
>sitting on work roof, watching fireworks, lurking scanner thread
Comfy
>>79794159
nobody's racist here
>>79795238
>>79795247
>What if the killer returned to the scene of the crime
BIG KNOFE
BIG
KNIFE
>BIG KNIFE
BIG KNOIFE
he has it
>A big knoife
Victim confirmed british
females fighting, one with a taser
>man's fighting a woman in a dress, he's got a big knife
not clear who's wearing the dress in that one tho
>has a big knife
4U
>several males fighting, one with a taser
>woman in a black dress... he(?) has a big knife
Holy shit I'm in here less than a minute and it's already gold.
>>79795361
shouldn't you be looking some BOOTS!
NOTHING BETTER THAN A DEAD POPO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8-ycSkoYfc
Big knife! Dundee in da house
>Dispatch: "He's got a big knife"
>>79795294
I know. Does that actually not encourage break ins though? I'd never break into anywhere around here. I'd say 70% of the households in my county have a gun. You have a pretty damn good chance of dying breaking into anywhere.
Hell, I was going to a party late at night at a place I'd never been. Texted a friend who told me to walk on in. I got the wrong house and walked in to a guy pointing a gun at me. He thought I was one of the kids next door partying trying to break into his house.
>RED WIG
>BIG KNIFE
That ain't a knife... This is a knife
its 11pm
its gonna die down now
>>79795209
I live in Ohio as well. This place is legitamately crazy in an okay way. A long time ago someone broke into my grandfather's house and my parents and I came over after it happened. The cop that responded asked if my grandfather had shot the guy that broke in and he said no because he ran outside quickly and wasn't in the house anymore. The cop said to just shoot him and drag him inside.
First time listener, is it always this action packed? Or is it just the date?
>edgy suburban teen acts like a nigger on /pol/
Shame, since we got rid of the hardcore libertardians there's been a lot less of that lately.
>Two males digging up something.
>>79794268
Temporarily increase then dramatically decrease.
>>79795525
Okay edgelord mcilliterate
>>79795561
>Does that actually not encourage break ins though?
Honestly, I don't know. Never seen any stats on it.
Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
dark green pontiac grand prix with tinted windows, passenger was pointing a gun out the window
keep an eye out for it robert
>>79795625
You're in for a wild ride.
>>79795639
We dawgs now
>>79795639
They're digging up the stash
>>79795625
Bloodiest weekend of the year for Chicago.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-monday-afternoon-shootings-raise-holiday-toll-to-36-20160704-story.html#nt=oft02a-1li3
>>79795621
that's where you're wrong kiddo
>>79795682
BIN THAT KNIFE WANKER
>>79795624
Yeah, dude. Everyone is armed but yet the only people I know who have ever actually been shot are vets. And you'd be stupid to fuck with people here. So many have their CCW. Hell, my 25 year old 110 lbs wife carries a Ruger .380 daily.
>>79795668
was your gaylord father a cop or something?
i bet he pooped on your head everyday before he went out to be a PIG
>>79795625
Little bit of A.. little bit of B
>>79795682
>go from watching Hot Fuzz to shitposting in a Chicago police scanner thread
Pretty comfy.
Why are you up at 5 in the morning you bloody madman?
kek
two children shot
>>79795624
My dad lived in Tennessee and was told the same thing by neighbours.
CHILDREN SHOT HOLY SHIT
2 children shot wtf
>>79795699
Wasn't there rumors earlier of nogs in agreen car who were going to attempt a mass shooting?
2 children shot
>>79795625
Stand by. The bodies and crazy have been piling up for hours, several zones are already backlogged, things are on fire, blood in the streets, and it's not even midnight yet.
>Strap in.
>>79795788
Nope, I have zero family members in law enforcement
You're just a nigger
>>79795912
cool it with the racism bud
>children shot
Chiraq nigga.
>tfw niggers shoot fireworks at cars and make it illegal for private citizens to have fireworks displays in cities across America
Fucking shameful.
>>79795765
I only have my government approved spoon
>>79795848
NEET mustard race
>fireworks blowing off at people passing in cars
seems to be a quite common occurrence this weekend
LET THE BODYS HIT THE FLOOR!!!!!!
>>79795886
>green car
Was it a jetta??? There's been a green jetta up to no good in several threadsw across the week
>2 SHOT CHILLEMS OH LAWDY
>>79795953
No you pavement ape
using nbombs wont make u look cool
>>79795848
Nightcrawler here
>>79796000
It happens every year
Same with roman candle fights
>>79795953
>Shooting at people's homes and power lines
>>79796012
take a hike pal racism is so 2010
>two people shot
Let the bodies hit the floor
>>79796020
I baked you a cake.
2 people shot
more fireworks
>>79796108
My friends and I used to have roman candle fights, but we did it in deserted parks like civilized people.
We didn't shoot them at cars and houses like niggers.
>>79796133
Naw you big lipped spook, go back to sucking dog dick
WEAKend.
>>79796133
The racism in here is more like 1810. And that's how we like it.
muh vehicle is going to pass out kek
>>79796000
Sorry for wasting trips on this
>Are you able to check...prior to getting gas, or is your vehicle going to pass out?
sheesh now they shooting at the powerlines.
>>79796160
If you get hit by one, wont you catch fire?
3rd degree burns?
explode?
>>79796158
>>79796155
5536 Hermitage
looks like the kinda place 2 people would get shot.
>>79796091
Real nightcrawler? Timestamp or fuck off...
>2 children shot
You guys are alright
Don't go to Chicago tomorrow
Two males digging up something in front of the caller's house
I bet they didn't even call before they dug
>>79796235
>digging up something in front of callers house
2 niggers digging graves!
>>79796235
None of the above. Hurts less than a paintball, and looks much cooler.
>>79796199
Last time my vehicle passed out I had to walk a ways.
Digging up buried treasure in callers yard
>>79796282
You won't see me going to chimpcago any night
