>>79726165
hey winged foot..
nice golf course, really
>>79726165
Buttplug
"You're probably wondering how I have your number. I am from the future. Invest in the pork industry."
Pls help
>>79726165
SAVE US PLEASE
>>79726165
Hello, I'll have a grimm pizza and a 1.5 liter bottle of coke.
Oh wait, wrong number. Can you hold on for a second?
>>79726925
Kek how bad is it really forbthe average citizen there?
>>79727695
Min wage = eating mangoes every day
>>79727763
That sounds fucking awesome.
>>79726165
"God Emperor, if the shit-skins get 72 virgins afterwards, may I have a mere 6 Ivankas, please."
>>79730964
Only if youre vegan or hate eating protein for some reason
>>79726165
I used this back months ago, if he wasn't on a flight to fuck knows where, I'd have gotten to talk to him. Not sure if still works but go ahead and try it.
9177568000 have fun faggots
Is your refrigerator running?
ay lmao
check these dubs
>>79726165
Save Europa, burn down this world!
>>79726165
Keep it up, proud of you baby, kisses
I would just try to shoot the shit with him. Talk about what a skank Hillary is. Ask him what cars he has in his fleet. Make fun of Ted Cruz with him, while we both eat McDonalds and sip diet Coke. This is how I imagine it anyway.
>>79727763
>>79731292
why mangoes? do they grow in the wild around your house?
also what exactly is happening in your country? food shortage? or just ridiculous prices due to hyperinflation?
>>79726165
Mister Trump, BUILD THAT WALL!
>>79732405
>Gubmnt seizes corn factories and corn farms
>Gibsdem to "the proletariat"
>Production plummets
>Price controls on every basic product
>Cant get shit without doing 5h lines
>Cant get imported ahit cause hyperinflation and muh oil prices tanked
Pretty much this
Mango trees are everywhere here, you basically just have to pick them up the streets while they're in season
