How many of you faggots have actually done the noble task of serving your country?
Half of you are probably too fat and mishapen to defend your fridge, let alone your country, yet still fantasize about going innawoods when shtf.
You delusional cucks have no right to celebrate Fourth of July.
>>79720330
I'm fat and I had a marine clean my apartment yesterday.
does call of duty count?
>>79720330
I served too you colossal fuckstick
Put your shiny pieces of metal and cloth away before you poke someone's eye out you shitbag.
no because I'm a scientist but I would aid in military research if given the opportunity.
>>79720330
Former Navy nuke here.
3 deployments and 1 instructor tour.
Hopefully, I will be spared in the purge.
>>79720330
military wouldn't take me because I fucked up my shoulder in high school and had to have surgery
now $100k in debt but have a degree in electrical engineering making $40k a year right out of school
>tfw
>>79720330
>navy
Lol and you called us the wimps.
i never served but i did volunteer work to support anti-communist guerrillas during the cold war. so i'm going to say that counts.
you haven't lived until you've seen a Russian tank aim its gun turret at you.
>>79720330
You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
pic related. It's me.
>>79720330
I don't like following rules. Geneva, UN, UCMJ, fuck it all. For me to be effective, unmitigated brutality is the only way.
But, I'd do it all for free. I guess even the Jews miss a bargain sometimes.
>>79720330
Fuck your shit nigga. You guys get pins and ribbons for farting in the shower.
Happy 4th of July
>>79720508
>Navy Nuke
>3 deployments and 1 instructor tour
My inner Jew heard, "$$$"
>>79720487
Frig off, boot
>>79720330
What was it like being poor, uneducated and having no prospects except for the defense force that accepts faggots?
>>79720723
>pins and ribbons for farting in the shower
>implying there isn't an arduous six-hour class to attend in order to be qualified to perform such a task
u dont even no
I hope those useless things are worth your life, faggot.
>>79720644
>i did volunteer work to support anti-communist guerrillas during the cold war
Mah nigga. Wait, where were you during the Cold War? Please tell me you were in Chile
>>79720870
>Mexicant
>asking if things are worth living for
>mfw
>>79720907
there were no Soviet tanks in Chile
>>79720667
Kek
>>79720508
>being a nuke and renlisting
oh I'm laffin'
>>79721045
Here lad quick question. With the UK out of the EU, and the Republic still in, can I still join the Irish Army? Been wanted to enlist for a while but now I'm not sure if they're allowed to take northerners
>>79720779
I only reenlinsted once. I extended for shore duty.
Most of the money went to pay for my Chevy S-10.
>>79720330
You can buy any of those at any PX or Military Surplus store. How about you post your DD-214, faggot?
>>79720330
LOL @ navy second class witn only ONE deployment ribbon
>>79720330
I'm thinking about joining the army when I graduate
Yes I'm /fit/. I keep working on my running, pull ups, push ups, dips, burpees, etc. I will start doing muay thai and swimming in September.
Should this get me ready. I'm also lifting weights, but irrc they don't give a damn about how much you can squat, bench or DL. Is this correct? Running is the most important thing right?
>>79721023
There aren't any communists in Chile either
>>79720330
>serving your country
You mean "serving socialist politics and foreign interests and getting nothing in return for it because the military has been downsized so hard it can never offer a proper career", right?
I respect the military, and I want to increase military spending. But European countries are so in the grip of leftist politics that you're only fucking yourself over by joining the military.
>>79721204
>implying that isn't a trap to reveal a shitload of PII
>implying I grabbed a random assortment of ribbons and arranged them correctly
>implying I wasn't wearing the warfare device of my primary platform above my ribbon rack and secondary device below
Nigga be real
>>79721239
Yes, running is the most important part of it all. Everyone passes push-ups and sit-ups. You know why? Because people lie. You can't lie on the cardio, though.
>>79720330
>Aviationfag
opinion discarded
>>79720330
>he fell for the dual warfare meme
I left as an E-6 and never did board for any of them. Had the signatures and test completed for surface, air, and electronic, but recognized the system as inherently corrupt and run by people more interested in the percentage of the command with a pin vice the percentage of knowledge gained from "earning" them. Just another example of participation award handed out to everyone to make the Captain look good and your anchors gold.
fmf corpsman here.
Only went to college because of the navy.
>>79720330
i fight chinks (among other target sets, but mostly prc)
>>79721229
>N/MC Overseas Ribbon
>Sea Duty Ribbon
>NUC
>Two Battle E's
>GWOT-E
Step yo game up, bruh
I served my country at a Tim Hortons when I was 16.
>>79720330
Congrats on going on one float you fuck stick.
>>79720667
say no more
>>79721425
>shoe detected
>>79721427
I fell for it hook, line, and sinker. They don't do anything for promotions anymore. It's fucking stupid.
>>79721439
Enjoy never getting past E-4, greenside dope
>>79721457
thank you for your service nsabro
>>79721457
what's the word in the office? I'm sure it's buzzing like crazy in there
will Hillary be indicted?
>>79721457
>NSA on /pol/
This doesn't surprise me.
>>79720330
Ibs and hypermobility mean I'd be a shit soldier, but I'm trying to get into the defence industry as an engineer to do it there
>>79721613
nsa doesn't give a shit about domestic things unless there's a FISA warrent given
most of the time it's DOJ's problem to deal with their shit (which is why we didn't hand over 10000 cryptomonkeys to try crack sandbernadinos phone)
>>79721688
qualifications through the armed forces are meme tier
>>79721731
>DOJ
>NSA
Shadow war happenings when?
>>79721457
How guilty is Hillary on a scale of 1 to OJ Simpson?
>>79721867
everyone says she's a felon and deserves to rot in a cell with walker
>>79721474
The GWOT-E and The Sea Service are both awarded at the same time. I don't know about the Sea Duty ribbon though. So at most 2, but none to any place of merit, since they have their own ribbons.
>only two Battle E's
>only one Good Conduct
>didn't qualify for Sharpshooter on the Beretta
>>79721960
Is it true you guys used to get a medal just for flying over Ireland?
>>79720330
>taking pride in being a welfare queen
The fat alt-right retards of this board couldn't even serve food at burger king
>>79721960
Got the GWOT-E in Bahrain, Sea Service while on the Truman
>>79722051
Only MAs give a shit about the pistol and rifle ribbons, nigga
>>79722097
Burger King would be too good for them.
Krystals is more fitting.
>>79720330
Signing up to fight for jews while your country gets invaded by blacks and spics LMAO people who join the millitary in the U.S are the defenition of the word cuckold
Don't listen to the Navy fag kiddies...
Save yourselves for the war at home!
>>79722127
If that's true, you should have a star on your sea service ribbon.
Feeling edgy alright
>>79722057
Not in the marines.
>>79722174
>Krystals
A Domino's Pizza in a strip mall next to a check cashing place and Family Dollar.
>>79722473
Is that even legal in Groß Syria?
>>79722493
There's a common rumour here that during the troubles Ireland was considered an Active Warzone, and when you guys came over to Europe you received a campaign medal even though you didn't stop in Ireland.
Probably bs, but you lot do seem to find shiny bits of metal in your cereal and pin them to your chest daily
>>79722473
You're old as fuck if you served in WWI, senpai
>>79722568
>A Domino's Pizza in a strip mall next to a check cashing place and Family Dollar.
With these powers combined, I am A DEADBEAT AMERICAN TOWN
>>79722339
You can't expect PSD to get anything right.
>>79720330
>Navy
Let me know when you actually contribute
Former Bundeswehr here, moved to US afterwards because fuck my steaming pile of shit country
>>79722618
I dont know. But i will make sure no (((Antifa))) is going to take that from me.
Huh..
Americans are really dumb, its not a meme, they truly are dumb. They litterally go to war to fight for Israel, and israel gives nothing back to America. Ever wondered why americans mutilate their babies penises? Because thats a jew thing and they LOOOVEEE israel and jews (ironic, right?)
Im perfectly capable, i just don't want to. I wouldn't trade my life for what it pays and i wouldn't want to die for the current government.
>>79720530
How are you $100k in debt you gigantic fucktard
>>79720330
Why would anyone want to fight in meme tier wars in a desert so jews can keep their oil coming?
Is this military thread?
Here's coolstory from me:
>served in late 80's on Soviet radio reconnaissance station (inb4 oldfag) in Latvia
>you have huge fucking room full of computers (giant old boxes), cryptograph, and hudge safe with books inside
>there's two books - with codes and with radio names and other shit
>in 3am you have to open the book, take one page out with hudge code, type that shit on cryptograph, insert paper punch-card and confirm that crypto code. Each code works only 24 hours
>after that you have to BURN old one, really hard mix ashes in water, and new one card put in safe
>be me, fucking 3am
>tired as fuck, hearing NATO shit all day long
>gotta change the code
>open the safe
>get the code and card
>insert that in cryptograph
>"code confirmed"
>burn NEW code, and old one put in safe
>realize what the fuck you just did
>mfw
>>79722774
>Swede
>talking shit
You sure you want to open up Pandora's Box there, Sven?
>>79720330
>Surface warfare
How does it feel to be a traget?
>>79722870
Say whatever you want about my country, i know its cucked beyond oblivion, but that doesnt change the fact that America is ironically(or unironically, i dont fucking know) worship kikes. Shame on you, for real.
>>79723001
How does it feel being unable to interact with females for months at a time?
>>79720330
Another Americunt who couldn't pass high school so they vowed to do the Jews' bidding. Fucking retard, hope you get IED'd.
>>79722833
fucked around in high school so no big scholarships and parents make too much so no gubment grants
also, my parents didn't pay for any of my college tuition so I had to take out loans
they did however help me out a few times if I really needed money though
>>79721457
Do you sometimes laugh at the amateurism of the Belgian SS?
>>79722867
What happened the next day, Ivan?
>>79720330
>Feel guilty goyim you should just do nothing at all I mean really goyims
>>79723103
Say what you will, but everyone knows that we're only keeping Israel around to ensure the lights are on for when Jesus returns.
>>79723117
I guess getting IED'd would be a little bit... Troubling.
>>79720330
>noble task of killing innocents in my name for a paycheck
Eat poo and die, fucktard
>>79723124
What I'm trying to say it that it should have cost you no more than $25,000 to attend a decent public university in your state. Even less if you went to community college.
>>79723106
About the same as posting on 4chan, but with way cooler toys.
>>79722867
interesting, that's the same sequence used by the brits in ww2 against the enigma right?
>>79723147
belgiacom was gchq's fault
(yes)
I did serve. I went to school and studied computer engineering and radio physics . Then got a high paying job as a defense contractor. 10 lines of my code will have more of an impact on our nation's security than that dirthole you aimlessly protected.
Best part is I was paid well so I don't ask for free handouts and parades to boost my ego.
>>79723273
lockheed pls go
>>79723152
>>79722867
This
>serve in navy as pleb infantry
>spend majority of time playing fifa and tekken
>one day american submarine shows up
>half the crew is fat
>mfw
you might call yourselves soldiers, but my mother would last longer in the wilderness than most of you burgers
>>79720330
I think being a welfare queen like that is immoral.
>>79722867
That's Russian af, what ended up happening? Ameraninski propaganda would believe Slavs aren't actually humans with empathy and you'd be executed on the spot.
>>79720497
You should definitely talk to someone if you're a B student. Plenty of alphabet agencies and organizations that might interest you, are out there.
http://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/2016/04/01/cias-problem-subpar-spies.html
>>79723152
The Russians finally went home and took all their toys with 'em...
Also this coolstory is with burgers:
>winter, 24 decemer 198* year
>still serving in that shit
>listening US submarines
>boring
>SUDDENLY TRANSMISSION ON OPEN CHANNEL
>looking what we have, everyone is exited as fuck
>some randome symbols on paper
>realize that's a ASCII image
>turn around
>"Merry Christmass, Russian intelligence!"
>on the pic there's Santa and hot chick with him
That moment was comfy as fuck.
>be me
>2001
>20 years old
>9/11 happens
>everyone telling to join the army
>"no it's not going to solve anything"
>stay at my comfy STEM job I just started
>laugh as Bush thinks he can invade Afghanistan
>dropping just as many humanitarian meals as bombs
>2003
>Iraq invaded
>people still telling me to join
>refuse
>it's not going to solve anything
>we will be dealing with worse in 15 years
>"But anon we need to find Bin Laden"
>kek he ain't in Iraq or Afghanistan
>keep working my STEM job
>move up the ladder
>watch Iraq go to shit
>watch bush crash and burn
>watch King nigger get elected and bring in a new socialist caliphate
>exact thing they were trying to prevent with the war on terrorism
>soldiers come back
>kek as they work for me
>kek as they swear they made a difference
>tfw I was right
>tfw I knew things would only get worse
The only war that'll change anything is total war. Thanks to the liberal boomers that made it cool to protest Vietnam that'll never happen.
Fuck off with your military pride, you've done nothing for the greater good.
>>79723480
>american submarine
>half the crew is fat
Yeah... subs aren't exactly the US's gleaming example of military prestige despite receiving a fuckton more funding than the surface fleet
>>79721457
Nigger, how do you have your phone inside a skif.
>>79723197
and yet you mutilate your childrens dicks cuz #Israel<3USA XDD
I serve my country. At least for the next 13 years. After that I will move to the US.
>>79720330
3 years of service
Boring, but Atalanta was well payed
>>79723626
it was a misclas, i just wanted to look cool ;_;
i did bring my phone in a scif one time though on my first day
that was as fun as you can expect
>>79723558
That's pretty great Ivan
>>79723223
>innocents
They were brown, not innocent. Dipshit.
>>79720330
I'm a territorial so I just go on camping trips every so often.
Chances are the most action I'll see is Cyprus.
>>79721457
There is 0% chance you were allowed to take that photograph. I am forwarding your post to the NSA. Enjoy your new career at starbucks.
>>79723239
it took me 4.5 years to get through school at $15k a year for tuition and housing
plus I've gotta eat
>>79720330
no Iraq no Afgan, Fuck off.
>>79723627
You keep bringing up children's penises, Swede. I guess the "refugees" and their passion for bacha bazi has rubbed off on you
>>79723805
You've gotta be retarded or something
>>79720330
Like almost every male I did my basic military services once I was out of school, it was ok, throwing hand grenades and shooting my assault rifle was fun and certainly better than doing some gay community service like a hippy cuck.
>>79723152
>>79723528
Nothing happened. That cryptograph worked perfectly fine and was no need to re-enter the code.
But if there's some stuff and I have to re-enter the code, then other parts of system couldn't work without them. Half of the Baltic military would be blind and deaf. And I would go in jail for 10 years.
I was trying to remember code all fucking day.
>>79723579
that fucking edge
>>79723699
How did you get to Atlanta? I really would like to do the same.
>>79721794
i'm not actually going into the military lad, i said why, and i've already got a masters from a red brick.
>>79721457
>showing his useless hasklel code
>half chan on the other tab
wew
>>79723805
What. the FUCK. school did you go to.
So help me if it was some private liberal arts faggotry (I know you said you're EE, but the fact that you can't get a good job with that makes me dubious of its credibility)
>>79720330
You tell them OP
>>79721457
kek that is an amazing fake
it's got every detail right down to the SI flag and the proper codename, hell even the FVEY bit
how'd you make the folder? do you have a family member in the NSA?
Second class with literal grindquest decorations.
>no sarpshooter
>no stars
>dual qual
Hoo boy
>>79720330
if it makes you feel any better i dont support continuing to use the army or air force and we can just phase out those branches of the military so we have more to spend on our citizens
and the next country who fucks around gets a nuke planted at their capitol. we still got subs. the response to 9/11 would have been 50 nukes being used on the middle east (not just iraq or syria) that ghey little cube the worship would be gone
>>79724154
wew you sure got me good there alex! XD
>>79720779
>no Afghan or Iraq campaign ribbons
>No combat action ribbon
>calling anyone boot
I'm not a combat vet but I don't kid myself either squiddie
>>79724217
Shillary please fuck off.
>>79724217
>implying it's real
nigger i know how intel agencies work, especially the NSA
the fact that you claim to be from the NSA (and sneaked in a small TS/SI header) shows that you're not actually from the NSA, or you're 2 shifts away from being blacklisted and shoved in federal prison
seriously though, how'd you make the fake?
>>79723805
You eating gold ingots?
>>79720330
I wish I could serve in the US Navy or Army, but I've heard that you don't accept foreigners without a green card :(
>>79720330
Daily reminder that Ulster is British.
>>79724047
it was a state school
I'm not totally sure how much housing ended up costing me, but it was $3.5k per semester of college over 12 credits.
>>79720723
I got a purple heart due to a tremendously long power point presentation, it was brutal
>>79724422
it was a classification. by the time i realized it was printed wrong i already had it in a folder distributed.
way more trouble to risk bringing it back in since even though it's UFOUO, the SSO probably doesn't give a shit and i'll have to get another shitty security incedent report done
are you a foreign analyst at the fort or something?
If Hillary becomes President then I refuse to fight for her
>>79724422
It's probably real, but the fact that he is so blatantly nonconformant with NSA policy indicates he's probably either a contractor, admin. assistant, or some other smalltimer.
And yes, since I reported him it's probable that he's on his way out.
>>79724594
misclassification
>>79724426
15k*4.5=around $70k
$100k-70k = $30k
reminder that this was spread over 4.5-5 year span
so it's only $6k a year do spend on food, beer, gas, etc
>>79720330
Whatever you say welfare queen.
That's like me making the assumption you're some douche bro who treats the service like college and just parties every weekend.
Like I said.
Welfare. Queen.
>>79724461
Based potato
>>79720330
Armyvet here.
Fuck the army
Fuck the dod
Fuck the pentagon
Fuck the cic
Fuck liberals
They ruin everything.
How did you serve the country when our country is anti citizen?
>>79722667
After a little while paperwork catches up. A bunch of guys in my units got MUC's years after they got out.
>>79724693
also, there's interest to be added to that too
a few semesters the bank didn't have a proper private student loan program, forcing me to take them out as a private loan for personal use, so I got some loans for variable interest rates as high as 13%, which are still up there hovering around 11% these days.
It sucks, but it's all affordable. At least I didn't take any straight up handouts like the other people who went to school and dropped out.
>>79722662
It's hard to say. I was in five years with 2 deployments in a an infantry battalion, I wasn't infantry, just worked for them, and I got out with six ribbons as a marine. A guy I went to college with spent one month in Iraq in the army and got out with 14 ribbons. The branches differ a lot. My most important award was my EGA.
>>79724594
australian gov, we work with you fucks on a somewhat regular basis.
don't try to pretend you're actually from the NSA, because I know the standard policy for you people is to not outright state where you work. remember, the only people that work for the NSA are the ones that work for the DoD and run away from you when you want to fuck them. breaching this will result in an outright shitcanning from all US federal departments and permanent exclusion from any western government.
if you actually bothered to listen during your initial intake training before you got your clearance (you didn't as said earlier) you'd know all of this.
>>79724636
>smalltimer
>any access to TS information
The NSA aren't idiots, and after Snowden they've stuck themselves balls deep into any smalltimer, sysadmin, or external analyst who has anything they can use.
Of course that's sort of a moot point considering Snowden was almost certainly a russian agent (I mean come the fuck on, 900k files when he didn't even have access to that many?) recruited during overseas visits and ignored because he wasn't going directly into the NSA via normal intake methods.
Do some of the burgers here hate the current state of their military or the very concept of a military? By calling soldiers welfare queens, are you implying that you don't want the military to be funded by tax dollars? Just wondering.
>>79725277
Only thing I hate about the current military is the FUCKING WOMEN AND THE FUCKING POWER POINTS. IF I GO THROUGH ANOTHER ILL SHOOT MYSELF.
>>79723273
It's not serving if you don't put your rights aside to get the job done. You just worked.
>>79723480
That body fat will keep you alive a long time in the woods.
>>79724912
under rated post
>>79725400
Dont forget to be at the 100 Days of Summer brief
>>79725707
>>79720330
jej are those navy medals you faggot?
>>79725234
What spoopy conspiracies are you privy to anon.
>>79725234
>The NSA aren't idiots
Yes they are. They still have fucking smalltimers all over the place.
>>79720330
Fuck off back to /meg/
>>>/k/30490613
>>79720330
>>79725791
NAVY
NOT SERVING YOUR OWN HOMOSEXUAL DESIRES
1/27 25th INFANTRY
QUEEN OF THE BATTLE
>>79720697
>gorillawarfare.txt
Air force fag here
>>79725861
the conspiracy of how boring life is when you're stuck at an office randomly filing paperwork and occasionally having a bit of unclassified gossip with other workers about spooky shit that might be going on
in 98% of stuff i know just as much as you. it's all compartmentalized after you get to a certain point. need to know basis.
>>79725880
well then they're setting themselves up for another massive whistleblower shitstorm. from what i've heard they've ramped up the security a lot with smalltimers.
>>79726570
Also
>inb4 POG
>>79720530
>degree in electrical engineering
>making $40k a year
wat?
>>79726570
what's it like standing outside a base with an empty M4 while actual air force members fly planes and bomb muslims into dust?
>>79724463
>housing
theres your problem
I would defend my country if it was invaded.
But being a policy jackboot for influence peddlers in the made-for-industry proxy wars is not "serving my country".
Not one person in the west has served their country since the end of ww2.
>>79726831
Right I should've just lived on the streets or commuted 4 hours to school everyday from my parents' house
>>79720330
>nuthin but a fat blue berry fuck
Lol you're a fucking boot zero car or oif or oef campaign awards
Pog
>>79723001
Hooyah
>>79725074
>>79724693
damn my nigga that straight up sucks.
im majoring in EE but took the community college route, doing 5-years of part time school LAWL. about to finish calc 3 and phys2&3 then im transfering.
but zero debt... at least i got that going for me.
how are the upper division courses?
also, im surprise the job you have pay so low... fly-over state?
> ever fighting for fagmerica
> not joining the mc then bailing because mistake
Hypothetically speaking..
i served. only have this pitiful rack to show for it.
>>79720330
My mother called my USAF recruit and told them I was fucking crazy so they wouldn't sign me, I literally only met him once.
And as a southern boy i wasnt about to disrespect my mother and join anyway.
All I wanted to do was run evac helis and save lives.
I played hundreds of hours of project reality to get "used to" dealing with panic while moving boots.
I just wanted to fly with the best, now I'm a software engineer.
>>79720330
There has been no legitimate need for soldiers beyond WWI and WWII and even those wars were globalist shit shows.
There is no reason to celebrate your willingness to further enslave your own people and become an attack dog for international merchant banks.
Just fuck off you worthless slime.
>>79720330
Served USN as well. But those ribbons are mainly bullshit. You and I both know it
>>79727836
>Didn't wanna upset mom
You were raised by a single mom, weren't you? A man would have done what's right, even if it's painful.
>>79728023
Welcome to America. This place is truly damned.
>>79727401
pitiful racks on good soldiers are just a way to show you never sucked a dick in your career
>>79720530
Hahaha you fucked up anyway
I'm about to go to vocational school for free through the Army Reserve since I deployed
Zero debt motherfucker, and like $2000 to buy tools
>>79726771
>not literally looking at my fucking AFSC badge (the wings)
I am ashamed, aussie. I'll forgive your mistake though
>>79720330
I'm going for missileer hopefully soon. Bretty gool gob imo :-D
>>79720330
Planning to move todo USA or Russia. I have controll on both languages so maybe i will be able to enlist when i become a soverengty citizen.
>>79720330
>>79724449
Is that some Crossed: Wish You Were Here?
>>79720667
Brother??
>>79720667
he's a blooming onion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpHEC_BohaM
>noble
About as noble as raising your wife's son.
>>79729543
>Wish You Were Here?
I have no idea, I found the picture in a thread and saved it in my reaction faces folder.
Sorry I couldn't be of any further help.
>>79720330
I will if my ship would just fucking get underway already
>tfw still Semen Apprentice
>>79720330
Did you get that with Call of Duty collectors edition?
>>79720330
4th tour as I type this
We pretty much get today off!
>>79730096
Thank you for your service.
>Be isolationist paradise
>Jews and leftist drag us into international conflicts
>Country goes to shit because we never go back to being isolationist
>Hurrrrr why aren't you guys in the military???
Kill yourself faggot, well statistically speaking if you saw combat you're actually going to have a 33% chance of doing just that
Hope you don't miss
>>79728840
>tfw CABs stopped getting awarded after CO got his
>tfw the support battalion got blanket CAB awards
>tfw Good Conduct medal and Army Achievement medal were approved by the LTC for my ETS awards
>mfw my CO never awarded them to me because they didn't bother having a going away formation, and are not on my DD214
>>79727367
I'm not payed that little it's a meme ya dip
but verify that those courses can transfer (I'm assuming you already did) and whatever you do, do not fail any math or physics classes
it happened to a friend of mine and it hindered his progress and eventually he dropped out because he couldn't take any of the advanced classes
upper division courses aren't as bad as the math classes though it depends on your professors and how much they want to push you
>>79720964
Underrated.
>>79720508
My god, you poor soul.. you very, very rich poor soul.
I'm 28 and should Trump win will enlist, is this a horrible idea? My life is shit and I'm tired of washing dishes.
>>79720330
I only fantasize about shooting sandniggers cornered in a mosque and then getting blown the fuck out by cops in a standoff
>>79720330
Nuke here
Enjoy your easy target shitty surface ship and red tide
>>79730799
no, just make sure you get ready for bootcamp
>>79720330
You're a stormtrooper. Cute medals. Are you a glory hound welfare queen like the rest of 'em or did you join because the recruiter convinced you that you were fighting for freedom?
>>79720330
Actually I'd like to join the Air Force, I'm just dealing with family stuff. And preparing for getting my ass kicked in boot camp
>>79720330
I pay the taxes that fund your imperialism, fag.
>>79731250
>implying there is anything wrong with American Imperialism
HAHAHAHA
>>79723558
based
>>79720330
>He was in the Navy...
>>79720330
Served in the army and air force, 2 tours, one to Afghanistan to help the taliban take dirt naps.
>>79725234
what up alice springs
>>79730799
They probably won't take you. There are much younger, more promising people willing to join.
Why don't they produce high-quality durable pins for the U.S. Vets? At least silver ones.
>>79720330
Judging by the fact u made second in under 6 years, your primary AW, and you've only done one deployment my money is on AZ or AT.
>>79732219
bullshit
I had a thirty year old fatty who weighed more than two of me in my bootcamp division. If he's even remotely /fit/ then he'll get in no problem.
>>79732299
HM, actually. AZs get chevrons for showing up.
>>79731085
Ass kicked
Air force
Pick one.
>>79720330
>tfw medical dq
>>79732435
What year was this? All branches are shrinking forces now.
>>79732581
You aren't missing out
>>79726771
Nah dude thats Security Forces, IE. Me. Its easily the worst and easiest job I've ever had. I do security for the President's Aircraft and wew do I hate it. Sure do love sitting in a box checking IDs all day with a garbage M9 on my hip and a rifle sitting in a rack all day.
I'm shipping out in August. Army.
I'm bummed they're making me wait this long.
>>79732692
Late 2015
I'm still pretty much considered a booter so it wasn't that long ago.
>>79721373
Hurrah for the CRE, senpai.
>>79731085
Airforce basic is a fucking joookkkeee. If you're fat you'll lose weight. If you're muscular you'll lose weight. You'll sit around with a thumb up your ass 90 percent of the time and depending on your training squadron you'll just coast through it. Its seriously a joke. My techschool was harder than basic.
>>79720330
define serve
>>79720530
I like you anon. You are a true American. You are working an underpaying job and are happy that you have a job. You will go far in life.
>>79732863
No shit, which branch? That surprises me a lot. Still, he probably had a better resume than washing dishes till he was 28.
>>79720385
explain
>>79720330
It's what, 1% of the population that even serve? And out of that, probably only 10% of those at best are actually in the shit. The other 90% collect more ribbons these days than Audie Murphy ever did, for just standing around and picking their asses without getting an Article 15.
I'm glad it's behind me - looking forward to being defended in the future by chicks, homos, illegals, and trannies. I'm sure everything will be just fine.
>>79720330
I knew immediately a murrikan had written this.
Why the fuck would I want to fight a politician's war?
Funny how murrikans respect their servicemen who slaved for the money making war machine.
me n my medals. u jelly?
>>79733069
nah I make more than 40k but I am certainly underpaid as it is in terms of national averages
I just work for a small company
>>79720385
>>79733110
This is obviously some lazy, fat ass marine wife who can't even bother to clean up after herself.
>>79720330
>Risking your life for Israel
At least just admit you're a pension queen
>>79720828
This. Everyone knows the military is for dumb fucks who couldn't compete in the civilian job market.
>>79720330
>no combat action ribbon
So you went overseas and didn't do anything, congrats
>>79733223
HAHAHAH! Fucking hate military families man the worst people
>>79733162
Most whites are getting out of the AF at least. My flight is 50/50 split and all the whites are pulling their 4-6 years before getting out while all the spics and blacks stay in. Now that Ash pushed the tranny bill its looking worse and worse.
>>79721313
In murrika, it's worth doing a couple years in the chair force or non-frontline combat for what the pay for you (pay for your college).
>>79720330
>In the navy
>Doesn't know what the 4th stands for
Not surprising baka
>>79733070
Navy
>>79733183
So you can get paid to sit on your ass in a mildly interesting foreign country and probably get pussy all the time (if you're in Asia).
Then again, I don't know how shit works in the Netherlands.
I'm an aircraft structural repairman, meaning I fix the outer chassis of aircraft (literally only ever worked on helicopters in training) and I'm going to a base that I can't imagine having more than two helicopters that will almost certainly never be used unless there's some elaborate practice run bullshit.
This is exactly what I envisioned when I signed up and it's a shitload better than doing nothing back home like I was after high school.
Fortunately for me I was denied because I have hernias. When I grew up I realized how stupid I was for wanting to go kill retarded sandniggers for the greed of old men. Feels good being liberated, old and fat with a much larger bank account than the majority of soldiers will ever possess.
>>79723558
Of all the stories I've read on 4chan, I want this one to be real the most
>>79720330
No thanks, my country pays soldiers peanuts.
>>79733351
I've told my kid - don't be an idiot and follow in my footsteps. If you come and tell me you're joining the military for patriotic reasons these days, I'm going to punch you in the face.
Don't get me wrong - if you're stuck in some little shithole, and the military can get you started, or you just have to do something that only the military offers, then it's something to consider. But only for how it benefits you directly.
I actually giggle these days when I drive down a highway and see these billboards and shit - "Dedicated to a life of honor." I don't even know how that remotely appeals to anyone these days - our society is completely degenerate.
Fuck the military and all that 'ththink of the vets' shit you homos are always going on about. How about showing some shame for all the women and children you slaughtered in the name of 'muh country'. Fucking shell shocked transvestite faggots you need to just kill yourself already.
Fuck the 4th. Celebrate May Day, day we celebrate the Soviets pissing on Hitler's grave.
>>79723999
Yea it's edgy but I'm tired of the attention whoring.
It used to be that soldiers went and did thier job, then came home and went about thier lives. Some never spoke of it again.
Now they all do like OP wanting fake internet points because they rode around in a ship for six months.
There's literally no difference between them and Instagram whores now.
You can always tell the ones who have seen some real shit, they never talk about it. Those are the ones I want to thank.
When I was going through the testing and physicals and all that, I noticed specific demographics, and I want to know if this holds true overall.
The Airforce was mostly girls.
The Navy was mostly black people.
The Marines were a bunch of sperg looking people who I'd peg as school shooters.
The Army was normal people.
>>79733209
jesus christ
>>79734242
That's a known stolen valor dude.
>>79720330
Tried to enlist when I was 18, denied because was "illegal"
The INS (pre ICE, DHS, what ever acronym they use now) messed up my paperwork. Thousands of dollars and years later, a proud naturalized American.
>>79734335
E-9 marine with a seal trident as the most prominent badge, no shit good sir :D
not to mention the way all of it is being worn
>>79734242
Dude is a well known fake. His name is Larry - he's a joke, although you certainly can pile up a bunch of participation medals these days. If you look at the very top, the rows about to go over his shoulder and down his back, you'll see a couple of real medals that he awarded himself.
>>79733500
By all means milk it, just don't be like the OP and rave how proud you are to "serve" your country.
>>79720468
Obviously.
>>79720330
>How many of you faggots have actually done the ''noble'' task of serving your ((((country?)))
ftfy
>>79734569
I'm not going to pretend like I'll never use that in an argument against some SJW someday, but I did join for entirely selfish reasons.
And the Army doesn't give a shit, they just want people. Luckily I'm not a near-retard destined for infantry.
Being a dumbass ground pounder isn't the only way to serve. Private ISR anon here, I make more money, don't take orders from a transexual, faggot, or dyke like you have in the military, and telecommute so I work from home or the beach.
How's it feel to be a second class citizen? Now DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT LOVER!
