>he isn't under a blue Texan sky
>he didn't hop into his pickup and haul ass down to the Whataburger
>he didn't get himself a triple cheeseburger with jalapenos
>he's not celebrating the most important holiday in the history of mankind
>he calls himself American
Face it, you'll never be as free as this. So much is your freedom limited that only those who reside in Texas may post in this American thread.
>going to a restaurant for his burger instead of going to a barbecue
>calls himself free
Also
It's 9:00 in New York. You had a burger for breakfast?
>>79718685
fuck you that burger looks prime as fuck..
im headed to my local 5 guys today to get myself a burger
>>79718881
whats wrong with having a burger at anytime of the day? it doesnt change its taste..
its like smoking weed. still gets the desired effect at any hour
>>79718881
Nothing like waking up at four in the morning to watch the sun rise in a mildew field
A1 Thick and Hearty burger all day boyo
i want burger.
>>79718685
Yes, the freedom you truly must have to be able to drive to a fast food outlet and purchase a burger. No one else in the world can do this.
>what Ameriniggers actually believe
Going to Culvers today to get some
>big ass juicy butter-burger
>deep fried cheese curds
>thick frozen custard
My dick is hard thinking about it, God i love America
>>79718685
I lived in texas for a year and I miss the freedom everyday
>be me
>wake up on this glorious 4th with a smile and a hard on
>sip my coffee while looking out my window at my beautiful property with creek winding thru
>go to Home Depot for tools and house supplies
>come home
>wife half naked has freedom toast waiting for me
>be proud to be an American
>be extra happy on this holiday to not live in the traitorous south
Feels good man
>>79718685
>not hauling your ass 50 miles to the nearest Buc-ee's to get some Texas toast and fried chicken
>be american
>go out to celebrate 4 de Julio
>get shot
>>79718685
Good morning, my fellow Texan. 817 here.
>Remember to feel smug as fuck while enjoying that burger. Think about all of those poor bastards that aren't American, let alone Texan.
And remember, burgers are best enjoyed while still reeking of spent gunpowder!
>>79718881
>tfw 6:00am Washington state
>tfw baking some Burgs
>>79718685
tfw Washington state is literally the best state in the union.
>eating fast food
Fuck off you Texas redneck piece of shit. It was the 13 colonies that declared their independence against England, and Texas (or I should say Tejas) was never part of the American Revolution War nor was it part of the 13 colonies.
Go be fat somewhere else you low class, redneck fat piece of shit.
>>79718685
Man thats the american dream ive always wanted desu
>>79718685
I miss home, sempai. Pick up some Chicken Express for me.
>>79718685
I hope that's your yearly cheat meal, desu.
>Texas
>largest recipient of federal aid dollars and federal farm subsidies
Remind me again why you aren't all welfare queens, leach?
210 here, Whataburger and ChickFila master race.
>why not both?
>>79720077
for some reason i always smile when i see a portugal poster.
>>79718685
> I drive a BIG TRUCK, I'm a BIG BOY, whenever someone sees me driving I want them to know I'm a BIG BOY in my RED TRUCK
get laid, burgerboi
k
>>79718685
>driving a poorly made car to buy poorly made food
truly, the world is jealous, my fat friend
>>79720321
hows reelection going ?
>>79718685
What's that a pic of? Your missus roastie?
3/10
>>79720077
>cheat meals
Burgs are truthful, we put our trust in Burgs.
>>79720321
europoor trash just jelly that he can't own V12s because they aren't green enough.
>>79719591
>traitorous south
Spotted the yank
>>79720396
It's in september, so we're hoping for lot's of enriching during the summer.
>>79720443
best of luck.
>>79719671
>be Spain
>have nothing to celebrate other than being a moorish rape baby
>>79718881
24 hour service, bitch
>>79720431
> welfare state
> foodstamps
> nigger n beaner cities or Bumfuck-NowhereVille USA
> disgusting climate
> highlight of the day is a burger made by an illegal immigrant
top kek laddie
>>79720114
Texas pays the government in taxes more than they receive. You must be from Commiefornia, you faggot.
>>79718685
210 checking in. New sweet and spicy burger is based as fuck. Happy 4th of July everyone.
>wake up by the sound of a bald eagle
>get hard on, wife jumps on me for a morning fuck
>toast, pancakes, bacon, and black coffee already in the table, hot and ready
>eat my hypercaloric breakfast with watered down black coffee while I read the WashPo
>walk down the street for my small town's morning 4th of July parade
>all red white and blue, shed a tear to the veterans from WW2 in wheelchairs
>go home and make a barbecue, wife's 'rents came over for holiday, talk smack about bernie and how the wall just got 10 ft higher
>fuck wifey numb
>go to bed
feels good to live in Frederick, MD
>>79718685
Fellow Texan, that burger looks awesome as fuck friend!
>>79720651
>be Austrian
>highlight of the day is gazing upon beautiful river of cultural enrichment
>>79720739
> wake up with the sound of niggers shooting niggers
> shit yourself
> landwhale wife jumps on me to clean up
> bed falls through the floor and crashes in the basement
> 10 million dollar hospital bill
> get shot leaving the hospital
'merika
>>79718685
FUCK YOU
I WANNA BE TEXAN BUT YOU WON'T LET ME IN
>>not smoking an absolutely haram full rack of ribs since 5 am
>>prepping pork brats for later
>>not pounding ice cold Budweisers while watching Fox News
>>79720321
have fun zipping around in your smart car faggot
>tfw Ford Focus 5 speed hatch
Happy Independence Day to my fellow Texans
>>79718685
We have whataburger in Alabama, you faggot. We also have concealed carry at 18. Why the fuck didn't you stay independent? You and California are just wasted potential that could have cucked globalism so hard, BUT YOU FUCKED IT UP WREEEEEEEEE
>>79720865
Frederick does not have that many niggers, it's a really nice place to live.
>>79721026
> amerishit just tried to impress someone with a ford focus
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>79720865
>be Austrian
>tries to hate on other country's state even though it's superior to Austria in every way.
>>79721091
>euroshitter tries to impress Australia with his terrible shitposting
>not homemade ham sammiches and cheap domestic beer while depositing 700 pounds of lead into the desert with the family
Pleb tier at best my friend. I'll give you a C- for effort.
>>79721132
Careful with that overcompensation mate, someone might say you have a tiny benis and you'll get heart attack from the triggering.
>>79720739
post pics of wife
>>79721091
>European pickup artists
*sees girl*
*performs wheelie*
*squeezes handbrake*
*skids to stop*
*panties drop*
>>79721184
Nah man the 4th is meant to be spent partying on the water/shore, not some hot as fuck desert.
American culture is so amusing. You mistake obscene consumerism with "freedom" completely erroneously.
In what sense are you free? If you want to build a dwelling yourself you will need to ask for permission from the government. The government takes tax from your paycheck, automatically. You are spied upon in your day-to-day life and records are kept. Police officer will execute you without trial and not be punished etc etc
You have the highest prison population in the world, literally making you the least free nation. You have the most people per capita locked up and restricted.
I am not implying that any other country is different but for some reason Americans are the most deluded and brainwashed. I don't know if it comes down to low intelligence or there are other factors but it is what it is.
>>79719997
>low class, redneck fat piece of shit
>has the carolinas and georgia
kek stay mad you nigger infested hick
>>79721026
Literally my mom's car in blue.. Why do you drive an English car anyway m8?
I wanna get out of TX. It's too hot, too dumb, and increasingly too brown.
>>79718685
Virginiafag here, just arrived to Texas the other day to be with my gf for the week. I had whataburger for the first time yesterday and it was delightfully mediocre to say the least, but you're missing out if you've never had Cookout senpai
>>79719011
>>79719011
its before 9am. you should have gotten a honey chicken biscuit sandwich, and then go to Rudys for lunch
>>79721465
*squeezes handbrake*
*skids to stop*
*opens the window*
*smell of month old tendies and cheeseburger wrappers fly out the window*
girlslaughing.jpg
>>79720805
Whereas your cultural enrichment is already finished.
Whites are literally a minority in the US. Even a dark brown skinned man named "raul jimenez" would be classed as white to try and keep the stats up.
Also, you removing the government of iraq and bombing it for a decade create ISIS and caused the influx of refugees into Europe.
>tfw only mccuckold or assburger kang
W-what is better
>implying the Netherlands, of all places, actually has cars
also
>Ford
>English
Henry Ford hated Jews too.
WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-WHATABURGER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgBXIlGZ1cs
>tfw no Chicken Strip Monterrey Melt
Whataburger pls. You have all the ingredients, just make it a menu item already.
>>79719155
When I got back from a long trip in Europe the first thing I did was get an A1 Thick & Hearty burger.
>>79721345
I see you are jealous of how a single state is bigger than your European shithole
>h-he's superior to me
>h-he must be compensating!
>>79720805
> OG cucks
> importing niggers before it was cool
> bantering anyone about economic migrants
didn't make me think, please try again
>>79722001
This is an 18+ board
>>79718685
You're the reason everyone calls us fatty. A burger joint dissent have anything to do with freedom.
Please just stop embarrassing the rest of us.
>>79721925
Fuck you, you deserve to have Muslim refugees. YOU and your fellow euroshitters allowed them in, you retard.
>>79721728
>implying building a standalone home in america isn't 100x easier
>implying you can have a government without taxes
>implying your own government is your worst information security threat beyond ideology
>implying locking up all our niggers is a bad thing
>being a miserable prideless britcuck
make sure to renew your tv license, nigel
>>79721902
>tfw actually have eaten tendies and cheeseburgers in my car despite purchasing a month ago
>tfw take all the wrappers out and keep it clean
>>79722064
>I have no argument so I must call him underage
>>79721345
if your country is land locked no one will ever take you seriously. also the GDP of Texas is almost three times that of your tiny country.
>>79722001
>Damage control.
>Still over compensating.
:^)
>>79722006
>OG cucks
>mega-implying
Also, when The Emperor is elected, spics will be BTFO forever, too bad Europe will never have a single leader as good as him.
>O'er the land of the free xDDDDDD :DDD
>>79722186
>overcompensating
Thanks for confirming you have no argument.
>>79718881
>You had a burger for breakfast?
Fuck you New York. What don't you understand about freedom?
>>79722145
> Oh boy, nobody is gonna take Austria SERIOUSLY!!!!
Have you achieved anything of note in your life?
>>79722311
Can you say the same?
>>79722135
> shit on fatboy
> fatboy starts talking about GDP or w/e
> shit on him some more
> DONDE ESTAN LOS ARGUMENTOS, AMIGO!!!!
laffin @ yo lyfe fambam
>>79718685
Texas is for cowboy wannabes. Wyoming is for real men, also Alaska and Montana are also acceptable.
Also your state is full of ugly Mexican women.
>>79718881
BURGERS FOR BREAKFAST ON THE 4TH
BURGERS FOR LUNCH ON THE 4TH
BURGERS FOR DINNER ON THE 4TH
>>79722436
>I still literally have no argument so I must assume he even speaks spanish
>>79722385
Oh boy, yes I can.
However, posting bank statements, expensive holidays, and hot grills is going a bit overboard when the most any burger has posted ITT is a stock photo of a FORD FOCUS.
Wouldn't actually want anyone to commit suicide, I heard you have some sort of holiday today.
>>79722517
>I have never been outside a Texan city before
>>79718685
>most important holiday in man kind
That would be Texas Independence day OP
>>79718685
This doesn't look very appealing
>>79719443
>Peanut butter with peanut butter cup concrete mixer.
>>79722578
>I have made achievements in my life
>but I won't post any sort of proof
>so here's a picture of some irrelevant Slav holding a gun and stepping on his master's flag
>you will never be american
>>79718685
>wanna celebrate 4th july with ameribros
>have an ultrasound tomorrow
>24 fat free diet day before
>can't eat any good foood
>>79722517
I have never been to Texas, nor have I been far enough into Wyoming to see whether or not it is for "real men"
But Montana is fucking insanely beautiful but on our way out there we heard about like 4 missing person incidents or times where they found the body.
The literal day we were in glacier national park there were cops and climbers parked at "The Loop" which we later found out that they were recovering the body of a guy who was pushed over the ledge by his angry ex a few days earlier.
Also, I get the feeling that there's a lot of drugs in MT because it's so wide open and easier to get away with, especially when nobody really cares and is only concerned with touristbux.
>>79721780
Texas is the best. I've lived here the last five years and I love it. Never gonna leave.
>>79722578
That Vintorez is sexy af tbqh
>>79721939
>>implying the Netherlands, of all places, actually has cars
Shitloads. Randstad traffic jams are no joke... Also muh DAF automotive, though they only make truckd these days.
On top of that.
>Focus
>Not English
lmao
>>79721989
>A1 Thick & Hearty burger.
This guy knows what's up!
>>79722936
best cheeki breeki operations gun hands down imho
>>79720729
Do not get me wrong whataburger makes a good burger. However 210 San Antonio might as well be fucking Mexico. You can go days there and not see a white person.
>>79723030
Vintorez is a discount VSK
>>79723204
Medical Center here, gotta change that job of yours.
>>79722956
lol didn't now the fuckus was originally sold in Europe
Oh well there are some decent European cars but my fuckus was built in Detroit
I know that because there's a small sticker on it that says it was
I usually don't like stickers on my cars (I had the dealer take their dealer sticker off the back when I bought it) but the made in detroit sticker makes me happy so I'm keeping it
Haha McAllen reporting in
>tfw 210 faggotd think they have too many spics and think they're "south" texas
>you merely adopted the spics
>I was born in them. Molded by them. I didn't see a white person until I was a man
>>79719155
Extra sauce extra onion grilled jalapenos
>>79723030
Shit trigger discipline
I am celebrating the 4th in my own American way:
Gonna skip the family bullshit stay home, drink some modelo, pop a few Percocet, smoke some weed and play the Clash of Kings game of throne mods for Mount and Blade, maybe snort some blow.
>>79723465
Trigger discipline is for anglos who can't stop shooting friendlies.
>>79723532
Fucking degenerate.
>>79723532
Also they just launched competitive over watch so may grind that.
>>79722276
What you just said there was not an argument to the statements I made.
We can go all day.
>>79723532
>to celebrate the 4th I'm going to do a bunch or degenerate bullshit
>>79718685
Texas is too fucking hot. New Hampshire is objectively better in every way that matters.
>>79723673
>>79723637
Also
>overwatch
>>79723613
What's it like being a fucking stick in the mud? I haven't been sober an entire day in 20 years, since I was 14.
Literally do not understand why anyone would want to stay trapped in sobriety when drugs keep your mind limber
>>79723637
Go back to /r9k
>>79718685
Enjoy your mustard doused shits
>>79718881
NYC here. There's a restaurant near my building that makes a "Texas Burger." It's a big ass burger topped with eggs done over easy and bacon.
>>79723689
>he can't handle a little heat
Why are yanks pussies?
>>79723405
>210fag
>neighbors are literally mexicans and pakis
This was supposed to be the good part of town
>>79723721
>drugs keep your mind limber
>>79723715
Over watch is amazing, really groundbreaking and fresh.
Are you just a faggot who hates anything popular?
>>79723775
Where do you live?
Reminder that if you don't live in Alamo Heights, Wetmore, Fair Oaks Ranch or Castroville, you are in the shit part of town
>>79723890
>groundbreaking
>fresh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>79723816
Sobriety is a straight jacket. How many happy sober people do you know? Everyone who get "clean" wants to off themselves because that shit is retarded when you can be a better you with the aid of modern chemistry.
>>79723775
It's okay friend you want a hug? In 4 years after the emperor is elected, I can't wait to see half my city gone to deportation \\:^=)
>>79722632
Some of those girls are decent looking. However Texas still has too many Mexicans.
On another note, What the fuck is with Texans and only driving automatic trucks? Do Texans not know how to drive a manual? Also its faggy as fuck to drive an automatic truck.
>>79718685
>he buys a burger on the 4th instead of grilling one
>he doesn't grill a burger for breakfast while shooting roman candles in all cardinal directions
Pleb
>>79719671
You'd be shot on any day, Pancho.
>>79723945
In what way is it now? For instance Symmetra, the Indian engineer, has Asbergers, which is the first video game character on the spectrum, Reaper is transgender.
>>79723761
They start bitching in Apirl and don't stop till December
>>79723990
>you can be a better you by overdosing on shitty opiates
Not even stoners are this retarded
Oh fuck Rudys today for lunch I fucking know it.
lol imagine being an burger
>eat food that was made by a different country
>drive a car which was imported from a different country
>spend money to buy products from different countries
>celebrate some happening that was originally made by people from different countries
>proud to be what they stand for
>which is import from different countries
what even is completely original american?
>>79724024
DID YOU JUST DARN SAY SUM'IT BOUT MUH TRUCK? MUH TRUCK MUH TRUCK MUH TRUCK I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT MUH TRUCK
>truck fags that don't haul anything in it
>truck fags that get it in white
>truck fags that cry if you get a single drop of water on it
Why do you people even buy trucks if you're just going to get it in the color that is mot noticeably dirty, not haul anything, and be a bitch about keeping it clean all the time?
>>79724024
>not driving automatic so you can hold your beer and still steer
>>79720739
>MD
worst state desu
>>79724147
imagine being a euroshitters
>have daily inflow of refugees
>have to let wife fuck her bull
>have to stay in the EU
>can't drive a truck
>can't own guns
>always in a small, irrelevant """""country"""""
>>79724110
Who said anything about overdosing? You sound like a massive pussy.
Drugs exist to make us better, I am a much better person high than I am sober, I am a lawyer and function way better when I am high.
>>79723208
It's the other way around. VSS is the original, VSK is budget.
>>79723395
Detroit still makes cars?
>>79719997
Only State in The Union that can fly its flag as high as The American Flag.
Suck on that faggot.
I remember a glorious time when Whataburger was only in Texas.
Enjoy your McDonalds prick.
>>79723894
I live on the far northwest side
>>79724272
>I am a lawyer
Yeah no, you retarded junkie
>>79724272
Drugs give you a dopamine rush. You only think you perform better because of this. Drugs give zero benefit if you simply have willpower.
It truly is a blessed day my fellow Americans
>>79724147
>what even is completely original american?
Trans and fat acceptance.
>>79724270
>Be American
>Live in country founded on Euro ideals by Euros
>Meme at the people that are responsible for your nations existence
lel.
>>79722858
There are drugs everywhere. I think Wyoming is better off than Montana in that respect though. However Wyoming has years without any murders. I am sure Montana is pretty similar. The people that die are usually tourists though. Idk why people do dumb shit. You can go hiking and be perfectly safe. Also if you come here do not try to pet the bears.
>>79724395
How difficult do you think being a lawyer is?
You just trade favors, I am related to everyone down here so it is basically a good ole boys network.
>>79724396
Untrue, drugs benefit people greatly and are an add on for humanity, a boost. A man on speed (I take 40 mg of adderall daily) will always outperform a basic level man
>>79718685
I threw up a little..
>>79724396
What if you do perform better because of the dopamine rush?
>>79724383
if you guys declared your independence from mexico, why don't you stop the Mexican invasion?
210phag here, medical center resident checking in. Me and my wife refer to it as the Caliphate of Fredericksburg Rd.
>>79718685
I have my own grill OP
It's not the 4th of you don't DIY
>>79724715
Let me ask you what is the best way to scan drugs from a doc?
Also why do you guys care if people take whatever meds they want? It's all about money so shouldn't you just prescribe whatever?
>>79723761
Lol, every Texan I meet says at least Texas never gets cold. That is some pussy shit.
>>79724243
I think you mean Baltimore and PG County.
The rest of the state is rural and full of rolling hills or rural and on the Bay.
>>79724667
Because WE don't like cleaning our own toilets and doing lawn work faggot.
>>79724219
There are too many truck fags. I have one but I usually just drive around in my honda fit. Because I am not a retard. I get some sweet gas milage in that thing.
>>79724667
Lawns don't cut themselves
>>79718685
Cruz lololol
>>79718685
>he's not taking the boat out
>not packing the cooler full of beers
>not relaxing all day on lake MI
>>79724383
>Only State in The Union that can fly its flag as high as The American Flag.
Texans actually believe this
I'm not in the medical field. The area I live in is called the "medical center" due to the concentration of hospitals and practices in the area. I'm actually in the finance field, and a major financial company is located here in the med center.
But the easiest way to get a doc to give you drugs is to do your homework, find out which doctor's don't give a shit so long as you put effort into faking it, and go to them. There's alot of younger docs that don't care around here.
>>79718685
i can imagine hordes of libtard cucks being more free, for example they don't have student loans
>>79721132
>munich to vienna
>like waco to midland
fuck europe is so small
>>79718685
Are guns allowed in Whataburger? No? Well then fuck Whataburger, Texas, and any other anti-gun establishment.
>in before "he thinks Texas is anti-gun"
>Implying faggots in Santa Fe, the gay capitol of the south, don't have better gun laws than you
>>79724531
the thing I like about those states (including SD) is that they are so small and irrelevant that they are more focused on giving tourists the times of their lives
it almost seems like somewhat of a Vegas free for all but families bring their children to these states so it's like an unwritten rule to keep yourself somewhat behaved
Also just wanted to say, well done OP. I had a similar day today. Woke up early, had small breakfast, took care of a little bit of business, lifted some weights, picked up some beer, and on the way home picked up a #2 with jalapenos, whatasized ofcourse. Today is a good day.
>>79722632
Lol my old next door neighbor was one of those girls.
281 here, glad to see some Texan pride around here. Happy 4th, ya'll.
>>79725583
Yea they are pretty sweet. You cannot do better then the West. Except fuck Colorado. They seem to be full of hippies. Also Idaho seems to bring in alot of trash as well.
>>79718685
>Texas
>American
Lol, okay.
>>79725868
Ab so fucking lutely
Whataburger is pretty good, I always go there when I go to Mcallen for shopping.
It's a shame they removed them from Mexico but at least we have Carls Jr now.
>>79718685
Can barely make out your hand but can tell you are fat.
If the burger didn't give it away.
>>79726345
Fuck off Tamaulipas drivrs frm my mall you're the worst drivers REEEEEEEEEE
>>79718685
Well done Texanon. Happy Independence Day!
I too will celebrate with explosions and burgers.
>>79726447
I'm from Monterrey though.
>>79721728
See this is why the brown people are killing you.
Nationalism will be the reason America survives the mudslimes.
>>79723424
On toast, pardner.
>>79724715
Just moved to your area, but medical drive in $1200+ apartments. Keeps out trouble for the most part. No Muzzies here.
>>79722632
is this hot burger women?
>>79721026
Lol my mom has that car
>tfw Whataburgers have metric fucktons of mustard on it
>People look at me funny when I say I'm not a fan of it
>>79721345
>comes into American thread
>spends his day replying to every single post trying to convince Americans that he's not subhuman eurotrash
>Americans are overcompensating
>>79718685
I want some Whataburger now
>He isn't under the clear blue sky, looking out into the windy plains to see the Devon tower reaching to the heavens.
>he didn't hop into his pickup and haul oilfield equipment down to the nearest Braum's.
>he didn't get a bag of burgers to share amongst his other, oil-drenched companions.
>he didn't go 50 miles away from civilization in some field with a fracking rig in the background to shoot guns and set off grenades, then call them fireworks.
>he's not celebrating the most important holiday in the history of the universe.
>He calls himself American.
Face it, you'll never be as free as this. So much of your freedom limited that only those in Oklahoma may experience. Have fun in traffic, texasfag.
>>79721184
>dem ar-15s, AK-47s and Mosins
is this literally every gun party in the U.S.? the shoot fest I just went to had the same damn thing, in the same quantities.
>>79720309
It's because we're witty and funny
>>79721728
We get it you have a 102 IQ and want to look smart on the Internet. Also what's wrong with locking up blacks? You guys would be in a much better position if you took a page out of our book.
>>79721132
Holy shit europe is tiny
should i get a double quarter pounder, chicken mcnugget 20 pc., or some auntie anne's pretzel dogs? pretzel dogs seem appropriate for the holiday
>>79727685
Double that entire order and obtain freedoms.
>>79720865
are you guys still sore that mossad rigged your election?
you should have voted you drooling retard
>>79727886
haha i cant afford THAT pal.
MERICA
>>79727685
Fuck that. Buy ground beef and make your own burgers like a true american.
>>79721728
Fucking Reebok logo telling others about being spied on. KEK
>>79718685
It's so... beautiful...
830 reporting
Who /floresville/ here?
>>79718881
You disgust me. What do you eat fr breakfast.... Communism?
>>79718685
We are bbqing two huge porterhouse T-bones fresh from a real butcher shop. Not walmart or safeway. With cherrywood chips on the charcoal.
We also have portabella mushrooms the size of melon going on the grill with drizzled olive oil and crushed garlic.
A monster salad and ice cold beer in abundance.
Yes it is the most important holiday and we celebrate yet are humbled by the sacrifices made so we can do so.
Im here in the little shithole of angleton texas. Im with disaster relief from another state in the south and im going to be honest with you.
Sit down texasfag, youre not ready.
Texas sucks ass. Niggers, spix, and race traitors everywhere. The food is loaded with garbage just to make it taste good, barbeque is overrated, and the law here is socks on hands retarded.
Texas is a different country. Tejas.
>tfw electrical engineer wanting to move to texas
>tfw would have to live in dallas or other shitholes for work
guess i'll stay in kansas for now
>>79718685
I'm dairy allergic and gluten intolerant, but I'd eat the shit out of that burger.
I wouldn't even complain about the effects.
I used to be for Idaho, but I'm Texmizzile now.
>>79728361
Some of the outlying towns are good living places if you don't mind FUCKING I-35 TRAFFIC to get to work
>>79718685
214/469/972 checking in!
>>79725868
I'm also 281
Patty Melt with Onion rings and a Dr. Pepper
>>79728552
yeah commutes sound like a bitch. I live in wichita now, easy as shit to get around. I've driven 35 all the way down to galveston. the further south you go, the worse the drivers get. houston had to be the worst experience ever. dallas was manageable, but the road system is such a mess.
>>79723894
I'm in the process of moving back to Windcrest after years of (economically rewarding) exile in Austin. But not to the faggy liberal west-of-Midcrown half.
Windcrest is the only thing that keeps the east side from going any further north.
>>79718685
>be texas
>claim to have a monopoly on American patriotism
>take pride in history of secessionist betrayal
>still complain about how Texas should be independent
Fuck you losers.
I'm from New England.
We were among the original 13 colonies who declared independence, and whipped your ass in the war.
Not to mention we have the best football team.
Damn it feels good to be us.
>>79728361
Try looking for work in Midland
>>79728353
I hope you get to leave soon, we don't need pantywaists like you!
>>79719671
Freedom ain't free Diego. I don't mind taking cover now and then if it means living in the greatest nation in the world.
>>79718881
>It's 9:00 in New York.
Who gives a fuck what time it is in New York?
What about Arizona?
>>79729062
Midland fag here. Not yet. Wait for price of oil to reach at least $60, preferably $80. Hopefully soon.
>>79729150
Youre right, a pantywaste who volunteers most of his summer to disaster relief in your own state because texasfags cant hardly fix their own shit. Im down here unpaid in your state for God. Funny, guess how many texasfags ive seen helping their own? Exactly. Shut up faggot texas, looks like youre the pantywaste
>>79727065
no, but in the South they like to "doll" their women up. desu there are a couple cuties in there though. There are much hotter women, its just in Texas there are so few white women to choose from.
>>79722771
It's overhyped
>>79718685
>not celebrating the most important holiday in the history of mankind
I wouldn't hate you burgers so much if you learnt to be humble and not self indulgent fat fucks.
>>79729062
>western texas/panhandle
ehhh i don't know about that. I may as well go to arizona instead.
>>79729864
Not all of us are tryhards. Some of us just enjoy our customs more than the others. Those people are usually the products of incestuous relationships and growing up watching fox news instead of children's programs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFKh-tb_4Og
I wish I lived in Texas. It looks like the nicest state of the USA.
>>79729775
You sound like a real miserable loser. You are the kind of person who thinks you are gracing others with your presence. If people here don't respect you and you resent Texans for it, then that doesn't surprise me given your garbage attitude.
Thanks for doing free work for us =)
>>79730130
Well, you can thank them for why the rest of the world thinks Americans are stupid.
>>79730316
No Cascadia is
>no whataburger in the midwest
Just end it already
>>79718685
We have a Whattaburger here in FL, faggot. It fucking sucks and is patronized exclusively by niggers and drunks.
Also, stopped at one in """Texas""", and there were nigger prostitutes in the parking lot.
Disgusting Level: Absolute
>>79718685
reporting in
>woke up this morning and cracked open a beer before shooting at targets from my deck
>>79730316
One of the nice things about Texas is that people are very friendly. Take this poster for instance. He is the exact opposite of the kind of people we have here. Different kinds of settlers from the rest of the country, a lot of German and Czech utopian religious idealists immigrated here in the 1800's.
>>79729775
>>79730536
shoot the target in your mouth
>>79730378
I guess that will be something I will just have to live with unfortunately. Until I'm forced to move away when the negroes take over at least
Texas stronk!
>>79730369
Thats not it at all. Texas uber nationalism is just dumb. I havent had a problem with anybody, and I certainly dont do it for praise. Get over yourself, you cant even handle the fact tejas sucks ass. So you project on me. Youre welcome for the free work, someone has to do it. I guess Iknow what tejas does everytime a little hard work rolls around (call someone else.)
>>79722006
I prefer niggers over shitskins any day of the week
>>79719591
you can see what your Ape Lincoln didnto America such as BLM.
I'LL float with Semmes anyday!
Ah, heres to the Southland, whose soil in furtile and rich. You keep that turd, you Goddamn bird, you yankee son of a bitch!
>>79730855
as long as they aren't muslims.
>>79730718
>Not having the Texan as a fat shit in a power scooter with guns hanging all over them
210 here try the smoke shack
>>79730743
We'll be sure not to call you next time! You are just the kind of person who is just unhappy wherever you go. Good luck in life.
>>79730718
>Californian has a gun
'no'
12:00 in Georgia
Got two quarter pounders on the way
>>79730743
Dude you have to remember that Mexicans are a very proud and sleepy people. So yes they are proud of Texas, however they are to sleepy to deal with it.
>>79730644
You wouldnt tell the difference between me and them. /pol/ is my outlet. I am actually a Blond, blue eyed German.
>>79730978
Dont worry, I probably wont be coming back. Youre welcome! B^)
Enjoy your race traitors and obesity epidemic.
>>79723894
Castroville? When did that become a good place to live? The rule of thumb for San Antonio is, never ever go south of 410.
Terrell Heights is okay though.
>>79730993
You act like every resident of California is a gun-grabbing communist. There's tons of people in CA who like to shoot guns, and I don't mean the crips and cholos in LA.
>>79731257
I'm going to Fort Sam Houston for AIT. Is that in a decent area?
>>79721180
>>79722085
>>79721180
>forcing "euroshitter" as a meme
>ctrl+f euroshitter
>only your posts
america i'm so sorry that you have autism, i didn't know :-(
>>79731355
Yes. It's very urban and busy, so you just have to accept that city things will happen to you, like, you might get your window busted out or something if you park on the streets. But it's not a particularly dumpy area.
