>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy England in a week
TOP KEK ANGLO PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with Britain. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of british soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY british pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
>>79706375
Go take your meds Sven
>>79706375
>5 Frigates
>6 Submarines
What power you wield
>>79706375
Heim ins Reich?
>>79706375
U wot m8?
>>79706679
Help us destroy filthy anglo devils
>>79706628
>6 Submarines
More than most countries!
Norway stronk
>>79706375
I would pay to see this. Can we get a pool going to encourage this to happen? I mean, if the Jews can get us into Iraq etc., why can't the rest of us start a few wars here and there if we can raise a few bucks? If you look at Syria, it seems giving guns and money to random thugs is okay, so why not? Norway gets first strike and some kind of additional bonus to make things a little more even. Let's do this.
>Norway
>war
lamo didn't you guys roll over like a puppy in WWI?
>>79706628
Just need 1 sub to sink your shitty shiny new "super carrier"
>norway : 5 million
>UK : 64 million.
The uk would literally overrun your pesky nation.
>>79706966
but really you'll probably want more like a dozen.
>>79707076
LOL 1 norwegian soldier is worth 50 anglo sub-human soldiers
>>79706912
No you fucking moron, they're there to patrol the Norwegian Sea against Russian submarines.
>>79706959
>WWI
>Norway
Nobody got past the Norwegian trench (pic)
>>79706375
what? is this the same cunt who was posting in that australia thread?
>>79707208
Under those odds, you still lose.
>>79707221
I like Russian submarines.
>>79706959
>On Christmas Eve 1916, the British issued an ultimatum, informing the Norwegian Foreign Minister, Nils Claus Ihlen, that British exports of coal to Norway would cease unless trade with Germany stopped. The Norwegian Government felt they had no option but to comply with the demand.
kek, yep. I didn't even know that either, our history is too rich to remember all of these small pieces.
>>79706375
You really wouldn't want to rape our women.
>>79707696
That goes straight into my preggo folder
Thanks Doggerland
I reckon straya could 1v1 all the scandicucks at once
>>79706375
Why would we fight? We have a common enemy in the EU
>>79707994
You would just freeze to death
Nice pasta
>>79708098
You women's vaginas would keep us plenty warm
>>79706375
>starting a war with a nuclear power
Great idea, m8
>>79706375
Norway? Which one are you again?
>Norway and UK fighting each other instead of joining up with other non-EU European countries to form an alliance
Smh desu
>>79706375
Shut up you stupid crazy snow nigger.
>>79706375
I thought you Swedes were more cucked than anyone.
What's happened Sven?
>>79706375
I love this guy, same shit but different country. Keep playing Sven.
>>79708601
>>79709518
>>79709612
Shut the fuck up anglo shit
Before we invade you
South Africa could take out Norway and the UK in one single smite. We will realise a horde of Niggers and they will cuck all you wit bois we will then out breed all the white men leaving a smouldering heap of shit just like the rest of Africa. We have some tanks and shieeeeet here to but I probably only have enough petrol to make it to Zimbabwe.
>>79706375
Good proxy trolling.
8/10
>>79707076
did never really stop us did it? kek Both rome and constantinople were superadvanced for it's time, superpowers.
>meh
dunno if proxy swede, we've always had it for fickificki britain. Sweden should be taken care of first!
Our islanders must be liberated, and my God what they have done to our precious Gem Jorvik
Fille with pakis and no jobs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwAr6ciwoUg
>>79711300
Designated rape streets.
>>79711300
This is NOT africa. Russia would never last here, they would go broke. Mountainapes are unrulable
Afghanistan x100
Nice proxies, m80s.
>>79706375
The anglos are honorary Nordics
>>79706375
Can you uncuck sweden while youre at it
>>79711844
they are, sub scands.
They speak frog-nord too, a scandinavian dialect
Why would you fight a nuclear power?
if and it's a big if you did manage to destroy them you'd be destroyed yourself
>>79711844
you all descend from Germanic tribes retard
What the actual flying fuck, mate
>>79706679
>Heim ins Reich?
Nein, aber wir kämpfen gegen ein gemeinsam übliches feind meine brüdervolk
>>79712068
it's been to long not into waring, someone is bound to start snapping again.
That or it's just Sven or pic relatd again, which haven't conquered an empty outhouse......
>>79707090
I Recall an Episode in 2007 where a Norwegian sub managed to Sneak on to a us aircraft carrier, surface directly in front of it and the Norwegian Crew Held out a sign that said "BANG"
>>79706375
It's time for your electroshock therapy Sven. Please come quietly.
>>79712329
Nice proxxy OP, now go take your meds
>>79712582
>>79712567
>>79711470
>being this new
>>79707076
>being this rare
>>79706375
Not really. If you consider, that we are anglo-controlled colony, the month you attack them - are done.
Of course this wont be immediate. The more your military effort builds up, the further their propaganda will prepare Russian population for a war against you.
And sincerely I don't give a fuck about your well being. We gave you 2 times oil resoures you had and you did not gave us shit back. Instead you are investing in ukraine.
>>79706375 it's cute all you European nations arguing over who would win in a fight meanwhile America could take you all on
>>79706628
Norway has over 220 fishing trawlers, your 11 subs don't stand a chance .
>>79713222
>We gave you 2 times oil resoures you had and you did not gave us shit back. Instead you are investing in ukraine.
Explain?
You mean the border in the barents sea?
All the major oil and gas fields are on the Russian side :)
>>79706959
>lamo didn't you guys roll over like a puppy in WWI?
Yes....
Meanwhile in WW2:
>Norwegian Campaign
>"The 62 days of fighting made Norway the nation that withstood a German invasion for the second longest period of time, after the Soviet Union."
>>79715125
+first landbattle victory ever over Germany during the war
>>79706375
Annex England, fulfil Harald Haradra's ambition.
>>79715028
> you gave you 2 times more we had in our history
> but you did not gave us enough
This is why I don't give a fuck about your well being in the slightest.
>>79706375
this man speaks for noone
>>79707577
this is the equivalent of an annoying pop up when it's your turn in total war or civ5 and some cuck nation decided to halt trade or change diplomacy standing slightly
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cod_Wars
meanwhile you can't even win against iceland which doesn't have a navy or a military
we raided your land for decades some hundred years ago and i guess you're starting to forgot. maybe it's time for round two soon
Just for this im starting up a game of EU4 and im going to annex the fuck out of all of Scandinavia.
>>79706375
We had a Norwegian exchange student once. Total cuck. Only talent was bowling. Lectured everyone on how guns are evil and our cops shouldn't have them. Also bragged about how kids just get drunk like degenerates over there.
Your country is weak and I hate it.
>>79715411
That's not what I meant. I'm glad we came to an agreement and finalized the border (or none of us could really have used the resources there).
> you gave you 2 times more we had in our history
That is just not true at all though :)
(the area haven't even been surveyed fully so no one knows)
Why so mad russiabro?
>>79715800
haha :)
>>79715802
Shit that never happened: The Post.
>>79715802
>waaaah wahhhhh!! Swedish student in my liberal arts class and this copy pasta triggers me I hate you Norway
>>79715802
>Only talent was bowling
Better than me. I don't have any talents
>>79706375
we agree "couldn't".
Seems you don't have a grasp of compond words in sentence sturcture. lol.
Go hone moooslims while you still can. The rubble awaits you.
" Do run, we are not your friends!"!
>>79715125
Unlike the UK which never allowed themselves to be invaded in the first place. :?)
>>79716862
Yes, of course you didn't "allow" that, because if that actually happened, the war would be over immediately, and Nazi-Germany would've won.
>>79715693
WE WUZ VIKINGS!
>>79717019
Then why did Norway let themselves be successful invaded? Seems like your military needs to get good, to be honest.
We got your back norway!
>>79706375
I think this is my favourite pasta, just because of the unlikely vitriol it creates.
But fuck you Norway, you Rakfisk eating snow niggers, we would fucking curb stomp your pathetic navy in a matter of seconds.
>>79717070
Shitty bantz Nige. I know your little cuck self is asspained about both Brexit and the football match against Iceland, but you're welcome to go cry on your mother's shoulder instead.
>>79706375
best kind of threads
>>79717365
>T-they lost against Iceland, t-that makes up for the fact we got decimated in WW2! Yeah! That'll show him!
Excuse me?
Kek
There's a catch to fighting the Brits. They never fight alone.
Mandatory military service when? We could really need it
>>79718191
Meme navy
>>79718224
Son protecting the father, sounds about right
>>79718344
>4 subs armed with nukes
>Meme
>>79718224
Yeah, we all know you're cucks Burger, no need to tell us, we already know.
>>79715693
Iceland has three respectable vessels and some helicopters. But iirc they are deployed to the Mediterranean to save Africans.
>>79717070
we didn't let ourselves get invaded. this isn't exactly prioritized history so i can see why you don't know this but germany invaded norway twice
i'm not 100% certain on this because i'm just repeating things other people have told me a long time ago so correct me if im wrong history bros
germany invaded norway, we sank one of their destroyers with a stationary coastal cannon on the first shot, they retreated
quisling, the norwegian nazi party leader traveled to germany and begged hitler to invade again. they staged a coup, quisling was made prime minister, the army was ordered to stand down but kept fighting anyway
nazi germany didn't actually have enough resources or men to take norway with brute force without thinning out their defense in other parts of the world, so they used diplomacy and psychological warfare. they would tell units of norwegian soldiers that they were surrounded and outnumbered to make them surrender, and only a handful of units called their bluff (the germans were actually outnumbered but successfully bluffed the norwegian military in a lot of places)
also, there were a lot more norwegians fighting for nazi germany than there were fighting against them
everything is not as black and white as your strategy video games, kid
>>79712503
Sauce ?
JÜST DÖ ÏT
>>79717070
The eternal swede gave them free passage
>>79718489
imagine when a muslim will be in control of those nukes... Dear god.
>>79718846
That is terrifying
>>79706375
>91 replies
this is what good bait looks like
the funniest thing about this is that our militaries alliances are so old that even i, who was just a lowly peon conscript that served for one year, served alongside americans, half of which were literally obese (no idea how they manage to run 3k in 15min which is the nato minimum requirement) and british special forces have part of their training in norway, norwegian special forces have their survival training in herefordshire, not supposed to talk about this but i dont give a fuck, might be outdated information anyway
> New Danelaw
Truly fucking terrifying.
Fuck Norway, i'd fight on british soil against the mudbloods.
>>79719338
We'll hold them off again
If they want a repeat of Edington, they got it
>>79719748
based show
>>79707076
>pakis overrunning somalis
pottery
OP has autism.
>>79719768
The Cornish queen is damn gorgeous, plus the bants between Leofric and Uhtred is quality
>a non-nuclear country fighting a nuclear power
>>79718586
Not sure if it was made official but it's a known "secret" in that up there. Similar incidents happen quite often at excercises
I heard it first Hand at the debrief.
>>79720038
Why do you brits always like the worst fucking 2hu? I swear to fucking God it's something in the fucking water in the UK that makes you all glom onto the worst possible shit. Must be the same thing that makes you like Dr. Who.
>>79720169
Rude!
>>79707260
lmao good one Ola!
>>79719748
Wow, never even heard of that show
Downlauding nao! TÆNK JU!
>>79720280
Yeah, my bad, I'm just fuckin with you
>>79718489
What will happen when the millenials vote Abu Bakr Al-Londoni into power and he gets control over said nukes?
>>79707920
>preggo folder
>is smoking
>chavette.jpg
she isnt preggo m8
We scots are happy to attack the English from north if you'll have us
>>79718584
>they would tell units of norwegian soldiers that they were surrounded and outnumbered to make them surrender, and only a handful of units called their bluff
>>79708377
I think it's the little country next to Lithuania.
>>79722044
Scots are worse than kikes honestly
>>79722044
War is the natural state between scots and English. Let's back to it you brown bastArd
>>79718586
I spent some years in the Norwegian Navy and have heard similar things, these things happen.
>>79722044
You became so proudy Scotland
>>79706375
Hohohohoho
>>79706375
Sven, get off the booze and take your meds
>>79722044
Maybe the Norwegians can pay your bills then.
>>79721605
It's really good, about a Saxon who gets captured as a child and raised as a Dane, you see him become conflicted in his adulthood as his allegiences lay with both sides.
>>79722787
You Cannie even pay your own bills never mind outs.
>>79706375
Yeah I worked with norskis on the rigs. Lazy drunken useless fuckers, to a man. Only good thing they did was have women personnel, but they were all mingers who slathered themselves in perfume instead of showering.
One polaris would glass your shithole. Go back to eating your rotten fish marinated in piss.
>>79706375
Lmao all these small pussy countries bickering at each other, I feel like I'm watching my autistic cousin fight my 7 ur old sister
>>79720169
dr who has really not been particularly popular over here in a while
it's american tumblrites who've kept it in pop culture
Dear Schlomo OP.
You are a massive kike faggot.
Your Truely
The Queen
>>79706375
What?
Why on earth would Norway attack England?
What is this, I don even...
>>79723354
I got into it again cuz jenna coleman...
>>79723354
>it's american tumblrites who've kept it in pop culture
Americans have a lot to answer for
The submarines are actually pretty dangerous. Everything else is meh.
I am sure the UK would respond with its glorious supercarriers that are currently being made by... erm... Thales... France.
And their glorious Eurofighters that are a combined project of the EU they just... erm... exited.
Ok, desu, the UK wins, but it wins only due to Trident.
And its American missiles that is.
![Bn4gdG1CUAEKo79[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k9HEM2i.jpg "Bn4gdG1CUAEKo79[1].jpg")
>>79706375
Oi, Cunt!
Come and fucking get some if you think you're hard enough.
>>79724530
Your nuclear subs which are very british products can do circles around any non-russian and non-US ship.
>>79707260
>Doggerland
Kek
>>79716862
good banter m8
>>79716862
daily reminder that the UK invasion force of Norway was on is way when the Germans landed.
>this divide and conquer thread when countries like Britain and Norway should be standing together while the EU implodes
IGNORE JUNCKER THREADS
HIDE JUNCKER THREADS
REPORT JUNCKER THREADS
>>79725835
>european countries standing together
are you saying we should have something like a european union?
>>79726062
Something like the EU was supposed to be like the EEC.
>hey this free trade is pretty great, huh?
>yeah, lets start forcing our members to adopt laws and regulations
>haha no, that sounds like a shitty idea
>too late, it's happening
OP do you call that thing a navy fleet? Pfff, even the weak and pacifist Italy has a bigger one.
op did you draw blood today?
du må dra ut forst og se du du bare får luft i sproyta, for du trokker det inn
pic related
slow post, woman that should not see the horrors of pol kek
>>79724914
I think OP draw some blood today, or it's just our natural lust for blood that comes out.
But leaf... we got some "talking" to do... there is an agreement... a treaty...
All I'm saying is you getter gas that (((Trudeau-or-how-you-spell-it))) soon.
We won't stop with sweden
Why are nordics so fucking delusional?
Before you could open your mouth to proffer the words "open fire", Murica would have carpet bombed you into submission.
>>79715693
I suggest reading that article, instead of posting it in every single thread you make.
Just read it one time.
>>79730233
Why so serious?
>>79730233
They think their happiness rankings equate into international weight and power.
>>79706375
Spotted the shitskin.
>>79706375
I'm hanging with my mouth open in awe, staggered by your impotency.
>>79726916
hey little guys
>>79706375
airforce, which airforce? norway has 4 f-16s capable of taking off without falling apart and the 50-something others, are being scavenged for parts, just like two of our frigates. we can't even protect our own country, let alone engage anyone overseas.
>>79735863
Those are nice ships for ants.
>>79735863
>>79735957
it's too many to fit
>>79706375
>Norway, the least important of the Scandinavian countries declares war on UK for those little islands north of Scotland
>proceeds to get shit on by the UN and the few countries still loyal to the crown.
>after all the draft age men die in your pointless war, PM Odin calls for immigrants so the country doesnt collapse
>>79706375
A whopping 26 vessels in your entire Naval fleet. Why do you guys even bother?
>>79724530
Plenty of ways to counter subs m8
>>79735863
>>79735980
Even laid out visually like this its still hard to grasp just how much fucking power our country wields. ISIS doesn't stand a chance once we actually commit to destroying them with a non-traitor President.
>>79706375
Let us help you. No one will make fun of small countries ever again.
